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Troy Kristoffer @troykristoffer.com · 17h

And 107,000+ steps this week is why my body screams at #Halloween #Haunt Season.

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Troy Kristoffer @troykristoffer.com · 02/10/2026

also... pro tip - cheap wigs on amazon are too small for a giant pumpkin head.

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Troy Kristoffer @troykristoffer.com · 02/10/2026

This is the head to our anatomically similar Dolly Pumpkins scarecrow. Pictures to follow after accessories arrive.

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Troy Kristoffer @troykristoffer.com · 02/10/2026

That time #Dolly let me do her hair, it was such an honor. #Halloween #Pumpkins

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Troy Kristoffer @troykristoffer.com · 02/10/2026

It shouldn't fucking take you 5 emails to give me a god damned quote.

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Troy Kristoffer @troykristoffer.com · 02/10/2026

Me in email: I need a quote for 500. Their reply: How many exactly, they come in bunches. My reply: 😤 500 total. How many in a bunch? Their reply: They are $30 a bunch. Me:

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Disqualified The Salesman

ALT: Disqualified The Salesman

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Troy Kristoffer @troykristoffer.com · 01/10/2026

New this year at #GothicHills Cemetery is the Enchanted Pumpkin Patch. You can take home your very own gorgeous gourd and support our charity!

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Troy Kristoffer @troykristoffer.com · 01/10/2026

please excuse the messy desk. Haunting season means I have no time for such frivolous things.

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Troy Kristoffer @troykristoffer.com · 01/10/2026

Still my favoritest #halloween mug. Got it out a day early because I am an adult and can do what I want.

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Troy Kristoffer @troykristoffer.com · 25/09/2026

I just learned if you're #cast in #Wicked on #Broadway you're contractually prohibited from #performing any song from the show for 5 years afterward so you can't include it in your own personal shows afterward.

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Troy Kristoffer @troykristoffer.com · 21/09/2026

I don't love cooking. Most of the time I find it a chore. But sometimes I do good in spite of myself. (This looks like heaven, but was "meh". Next time I will just cook the biscuits separately.

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Troy Kristoffer @troykristoffer.com · 19/09/2026

Gonna share these beauties with you too, the original animatronic show:

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Troy Kristoffer @troykristoffer.com · 19/09/2026

Just spent the last 2 hours #spiraling down the #rabbithole of #ChuckECheese animatronic shows and it's technical histories. chucke.fandom.com/wiki/

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Troy Kristoffer @troykristoffer.com · 19/09/2026

TIL there is a town in Texas called White Settlement, and yes, it is exactly what you think it means. In 2005 the local government proposed a name change which was overwhelmingly rejected by voters. en.wikipedia.org/wiki/White_S...

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White Settlement, Texas - Wikipedia

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Troy Kristoffer @troykristoffer.com · 13/09/2026

PM2 broke my heart and not in a good way. 😭

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Troy Kristoffer @troykristoffer.com · 07/09/2026

Hmmm. I got "Marriage", "Butter" and "Boobs" lol

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Troy Kristoffer @troykristoffer.com · 07/09/2026

Probably the first time we've laid in bed all day in 20 years without a catalyst the previous day.

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Troy Kristoffer @troykristoffer.com · 07/09/2026

Hubby and I spent all day in bed. It cool and raining (for the first time in like 50 years.) and it was nice. We ate "breakfast" at like 4:30 and now "I can't belive it's past 6:00! WTF!" mode.

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Troy Kristoffer @troykristoffer.com · 03/09/2026

Haha. Typo, but I'm leaving it cuz it fits too. And, if it helps, I browse your website regularly, wishing I had the dollars to spend. You are my fav visual artist so I go there to look, fantasize and be inspired by you. If I didn't have a phobia of driving to LA, I'd have attended a show by now. 😉

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Troy Kristoffer @troykristoffer.com · 03/09/2026

Probabl Godaddy. That's the only one I can remember from before Dreamhost hehe. If you ever need advice or answers about websites/hosting, you can always ask me. I was a web designer and host in a pervious lifetime.

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The Verge @theverge.com · 02/09/2026

As a new Harry Potter trailer makes the rounds, it bears repeating that there’s no way to watch this show without supporting J.K. Rowling’s bigotry and the structural violence she’s inflicting on the trans community.

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There is no ethical consumption of HBO’s Harry Potter series

You can’t without supporting Rowling’s transphobic bigotry.

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Troy Kristoffer @troykristoffer.com · 02/09/2026

...on what you need. Again, I can't vouch for them long term but the last 6 months has been pleasant with them, and I like their moral compass. (currently...)

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Troy Kristoffer @troykristoffer.com · 02/09/2026

I am currently migrating all of my hosting and domains to Porkbun. With the disclaimer that I do not have a long history of experience with them, they seem to be a good company socially/responsibly and so far have been decent to deal with. They offer a lot of affordable hosting options depending...

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Troy Kristoffer @troykristoffer.com · 02/09/2026

Dreamhost was actually the dream a long time ago, but they got a new CEO about 10 years ago and it went down. I had used them for 10 years before that and it was amazing. I'm sorry you are dealing with them. I have extensive hosting experience. Stay away from: IONOS, NameCheap. Both of these awful

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Troy Kristoffer @troykristoffer.com · 01/09/2026

More #Halloween y #mugs from #DLR the other day. This has officially created a sub-collection of cauldron shaped mugs within my collection. I think they missed an opportunity here by not saying "Amug Amug Amug" but I couldn't resist this with cartoons dressed as the #SandersonSisters.

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Troy Kristoffer @troykristoffer.com · 31/08/2026

Went on a crazy mug spree at #DLR yesterday - their #Halloween merch is OFF THE RAILS this year. Got new seasonal Halloween(ish) mugs ... this one is #Coco and I had to get it because I recently fell in love with the movie, but also it's so cute and different. More tomorrow!

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Troy Kristoffer @troykristoffer.com · 29/08/2026

#DAE Does anyone else #remember when we thought 85-90 #summer was unbearably #hot and had to find relief in the sprinkler or find a lake somewhere cuz it was just too hot to think about anything else? 115 degree Troy remembers.

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Troy Kristoffer @troykristoffer.com · 29/08/2026

Saw #PhantomOfTheOpera tour last night. My 7th time seeing the show, and I'm delighted to report that they've corrected the heinous changes they made with that ridiculous "spectacular new" staging from a few years ago, while still adding more magic to the visuals for a much more faithful production.

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Troy Kristoffer @troykristoffer.com · 28/08/2026

This is going to be a surprise hit. I hope I can get to the theatre to see it because I love it. www.youtube.com/watch?v=H-43...

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Coyote vs. ACME | Official Trailer

YouTube video by Coyote vs. Acme

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Troy Kristoffer @troykristoffer.com · 28/08/2026

This is going to be a surprise hit. I hope I can get to the theatre to see it because I love it. www.youtube.com/watch?v=H-43...

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Coyote vs. ACME | Official Trailer

YouTube video by Coyote vs. Acme

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Troy Kristoffer @troykristoffer.com · 26/08/2026

Whenever I need #SaintDolly to bless us, I will light her light. #RIP #Dolly

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Travandboo @travandboo.bsky.social · 25/08/2026

Her website is crashing from donations. If that isn’t the most beautiful thing, I don’t know.

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Troy Kristoffer @troykristoffer.com · 25/08/2026

REALLY #YouTubeMusic? Listening to #Dolly mix and then someone decided to insert this randomly. I can't decide if this is cruel or genius tribute, but it hits. I had stopped crying for a minute, too. 😭😭😭😭😭😭 #AmericanPie #TheDayTheMusicDied

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Troy Kristoffer @troykristoffer.com · 25/08/2026

I am devastated. #Dolly was probably my earliest #musical influence when I was in single digit years. I knew it was coming and I'm still heartbroken. This world never deserved her. #RIP www.youtube.com/watch?v=9gov...

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Troy Kristoffer @troykristoffer.com · 24/08/2026

JFC. 112 in the shade... someone save us.

An outdoor thermometer showing a mercury reading of approximately 112 degrees farenheit

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Troy Kristoffer @troykristoffer.com · 22/08/2026

#ILoveBoosters is a hilarious gem of a #film, and it is a... crime ... that it was a #boxoffice failure. (I blame marketing) Watch the #movie on #streaming! It's an #absurdist hoot.

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Troy Kristoffer @troykristoffer.com · 21/08/2026

This is what a #catnip hangover looks like.

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Troy Kristoffer @troykristoffer.com · 20/08/2026

I get the concept of "morning constitutional" but I swear to god this #Cat is trying to melt the paint off of my walls every morning.

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