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Trollbeard

@trollbeard.eurosky.social
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🗝️Bremen, Germany 🎲 He/him, Dwarven Barbarian 🏳️‍🌈🏴 Frodo defunded the police. ⚒️ Here for indy wrestling, wargaming, dinosaurs, queer shite, comics, metalwork, art, piracy and bad TTRPG takes

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Trollbeard @trollbeard.eurosky.social · 10/10/2026
Just some normal lads, not fetish content at all.
Wargaming miniatures: Avatars of War's Deathseekers (Which are equivalent to Warhammer Doomseekers. Trust me, this makes sense.), a group of super-muscular basically naked dwarf warriors with chains everywhere. Hot.
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Trollbeard @trollbeard.eurosky.social · 03/10/2026
"How did you get into ttrpgs?" I saw that mustache, that was it. Then I became the guy without trousers instead.
Starter box for the very German TTRPG Das Schwarze Auge featuring iconic and corny artwork by the great Uğurcan Yüce showing a dwarf without pants, Asterix on steroids and a women who hurt her head doing adventure stuff. Silly AND gorgeous painting.
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Trollbeard @trollbeard.eurosky.social · 01/10/2026
Star Trek TNG title card but the title of the episode is "When you HAVE A STAR TREK, roll+class consciousness.
On a 10+, its Fully Automated Luxury Gay Space Communism. On a 7–9, it's colonial military space adventures in a theoretically socialist society that's never explained.
On a miss, it's unpolitical."
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Trollbeard @trollbeard.eurosky.social · 16/09/2026
My online ttrpg crew made characters for our next campaign, Star Wars via scum & villainy and... meet MK-5, my bitchy, manipulative protocol droid with wild ambitions and the most serious character picture I could make in 5 minutes!
Photo of a polished silver protocol droid from star wars but some genius masterfully photoshopped in a medieval houndskull bascinet helmet as their head.
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Trollbeard @trollbeard.eurosky.social · 03/09/2026
Post your favourite 40k Warhammer kill team, wrong (right?) answers only.
Four wrestlers standing in a ring, triumphantly raising their trios championship belts. They are subterranean lizard people who fight in the holy Aztec temple of Lucha Underground. They are - The Reptile Tribe! (Kobra Moon, Drago, Vibora, Pindar)
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Trollbeard @trollbeard.eurosky.social · 29/08/2026
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Trollbeard @trollbeard.eurosky.social · 09/08/2026
Not pictured: Bats
Dark photo of a dark lake in a dark night.
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Trollbeard @trollbeard.eurosky.social · 07/08/2026
Mehr #Wutzrock mit Scheitern Dreitausend aus #Bremen #EventuellBesserAlsHamburgAberSoIronischAlsoSoHalb
Beautoful people play for beautiful people on a cute little music festival stage. Their banner says Scheitern Dreitausend which is the truth.
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Trollbeard @trollbeard.eurosky.social · 07/08/2026
#Wutzrock ist fertig aufgebaut, erste Band spielt (Shitshow! Keene Beleidigung, das ist der Name.) Löppt.
A small music festival crowd on a sunny Friday afternoon.
The clouds look like painted.
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Trollbeard @trollbeard.eurosky.social · 05/08/2026
I think I never became a furry because The Pack from Gargoyles showed me there are so many more ways to be an intense weirdo. (the five genders: robot, half-fae, Clancy Brown, cyber freaks, space marine)
Lineup of The Pack members from the Gargoyles Cartoon: robot Coyote, half-fae Fox, werewolf-mutant Wolf, cyborg siblings Hyena and Jackal, power armour enjoyer Dingo.
Yes, Fox already left the group when the others looked like this, don't think too hard about it.
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Trollbeard @trollbeard.eurosky.social · 24/07/2026
The one lotr:rop season 3 trailer image that matters to me: Possibly new dwarf characters
Screenshot from the LOTR Rings of Power Season Three trailer, wide landscape shot with four tiny figures, two of them are Durin and Disa
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Trollbeard @trollbeard.eurosky.social · 23/07/2026
Shadowrun Anarchy 2 Kickstarter arrived, yay! Still amazed how the Americans kinda forgot they wrote it while the French scene ate it up so hard they developed an own culture around it that culminated in a second ed
Shadowrun Anarchy 2.0 core book, GM screen and some bonus material, all in beautiful neon colours
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Trollbeard @trollbeard.eurosky.social · 18/07/2026
Local indy wrestling outdoor show got flooded two matches in so they built a euro-pallet bridge to the ring and went on with the show. Bremen. Home of maniacs.
Area right by the Weser, wrestling ring, tents and rows of chairs, all flooded.Same area minutes later with a euro-pallet bridge and a wrestler entering the ring. The show must go in.
And yes, the loser got wet.
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Trollbeard @trollbeard.eurosky.social · 18/07/2026
The Ultimates almost got there but then was the Ultimates instead.
Dialog from a comic book page:

Thor: Oh, it matters not whether
you are wearing capes or
combat boots, little man.
You are all just thugs in uniform
who will smash any threat
to a corrupt status
quo.

Bruce fucking Banner: The Ultimates
isn't an army, Mister.
They're a team of super
heroes we assembled to
take care of the post-
human problems the
armed forces can't
handle anymore.

Thor: Go back to your paymasters and tell them that
the Son of Odin is not interested in working for
a military industrial complex who engineers
wars and murders innocents.
Your talk might
be of super-villains
now, but it is only
a matter of time
before you are
sent to kill for oil
or free trade.

Puny Bruce Banner: Oh, for goodness
sake. How can you people
just sit there and listen to
this "Son of Odin" garbage?
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Trollbeard @trollbeard.eurosky.social · 11/07/2026
Show me your butts!
Photo of a painted miniature: a Ral Partha made Dzoo-noo-qua from Shadowrun. A greyish troll creature carrying a butt-naked human around for no good reason. In the background we see three sheeps crossing a bridgePhoto of a painted miniature: a Ral Partha made Dzoo-noo-qua from Shadowrun. A greyish troll creature carrying a butt-naked human around for no good reason.
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Trollbeard @trollbeard.eurosky.social · 26/06/2026
Too hot. Callback to many years ago I built this brass water jug as an exercise during my apprenticeship and when burning out some residues with alcohol I apparently opened a portal to hell. #metalsmith #silversmith #oopsalldemons
A brass jug standing on a stone table in a dirty old workshop. A fiery hand made of flames is reaching out if the jugs opening
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Trollbeard @trollbeard.eurosky.social · 19/06/2026
Remember when I told you about STOMPA? Want more? So over at Marvel Comics they have POUNDCAKES, wrestler turned c-list supervillainess with SEISMIC boots and a costume that's also very not a fetish thing. (For a while she was a member of FEMIZONS a group that fought Captain America FOR FEMINISM)
Marian Pouncy aka Pundcakes, a tall woman in a superhero comicbook outfit with spikes and a hood boots andwaitaminuteisthisadominatrix?!Modern Poundcakes. More wrestler, still BIG BOOTS.Poundcakes old wrestling stable, The Grapplers:
Titania, Screaming Mimi, Poundcakes, Letha
All great designs.
Look at Poundcakes enourmous boots!Classic Poundcakes in action, stomping around
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Trollbeard @trollbeard.eurosky.social · 19/06/2026
Sometimes I remember the fun times when Marvel artist Ariel Olivetti on more than one occasion wasn't in the mood to do his job and just googled "cool sci-fi antigrav tank" and hoped no Warhammer nerd would notice.
Warhammer Tau tanks appearing in Venom: Space Knight 6Warhammer Tau Tanks appearing In Death Of The Inhuman #2

Always remember that Black Bolt's real name is 	Blackagar Boltagon
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Trollbeard @trollbeard.eurosky.social · 18/06/2026
And then they deleted my new and very real best friend before he could answer any questions I had about his 49 children 😟
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Trollbeard @trollbeard.eurosky.social · 17/06/2026
Message I just got on Bluesky, looks totally legit, mate.
Screenshot of a bluesky chat:

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Trollbeard @trollbeard.eurosky.social · 31/05/2026
Version of the Sickos-meme by cartoonist Stan Kelly with an ancestral sicko in a painting saying "aye... Ha ha ha aye!"
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Trollbeard @trollbeard.eurosky.social · 23/05/2026
Am I doing this right?
Star Trek TNG title card but the title of the episode is "When you HAVE A STAR TREK, roll+class consciousness.
On a 10+, its Fully Automated Luxury Gay Space Communism. On a 7–9, it's colonial military space adventures in a theoretically socialist society that's never explained.
On a miss, it's unpolitical."
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Trollbeard @trollbeard.eurosky.social · 15/05/2026
Jack Fucking Kirby: Okay listen, your new favourite DC character is STOMPA, a New God from Apokolips and a member of the Female Furies who wields anti-matter boots. You feel very normal about her and this is totally not a fetish thing.
Picture of DC character Stompa, a tall, broad-build woman in some kind of yellow-orange leather-looking suit with a cape, sunglasses and stomping boots.
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Trollbeard @trollbeard.eurosky.social · 14/05/2026
Happy Ascension Day to all who celebrate! (Legally distinct from Road Warriors Day or Demolition Day)
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Trollbeard @trollbeard.eurosky.social · 29/04/2026
Share one of your favorite movie posters
Poster for Rollerball (1975)
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Trollbeard @trollbeard.eurosky.social · 24/04/2026
Painted a thousand years ago but Sigvald looks so happy with himself here.
Wargaming miniatures: A group of nine grotesque chaos cultists in horny outfits , painted in warm yellow and red tones
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Trollbeard @trollbeard.eurosky.social · 18/04/2026
Felt cute, might mutate and fight some ninja turtles later
Me, a guy with mohawk and mighty mutton-chops, wearing a punky spiked vest and weird sunglasses from the 80s.
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Trollbeard @trollbeard.eurosky.social · 13/04/2026
Remember TTRPG gang: When the ashcan pdf you bought says you have permission to print it, you literally have permission to print it. Because you are an old man and want to put a book on the table when you run a game.
A hand holding a hardcover copy of Mountain Home by Karl Scheer, which is Blades in the Dark but in Dwarf Fortresses so probably the most literal Forged in the Dark game
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Trollbeard @trollbeard.eurosky.social · 02/04/2026
Secret #silversmith business So if you recognise what this is please don't comment words people could search for or that would get the attention of sportsball feeds. I'm serious. 😬 Can give updates in 1-2 month what I actually did here. #SmithSky #Metalsmith
A mysterious disc shaped silver object with about a hundred holes for crews and I hate every single one of them.
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Trollbeard @trollbeard.eurosky.social · 02/04/2026
If you see this, drop some armour #Warhammercommunity
Warhammer 40.000 miniatures from a kitbash Imperial Beastmen army, my XIII. Myrkwyd Assault Pioneers.
A grey and brown mess of an army.
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Trollbeard @trollbeard.eurosky.social · 29/03/2026
Family gathering weekend means returning home to the wastelands of Schleswig-Holstein, my ancestral flatlands of delightful viking kitsch
A random faux runestone on a parking space, depicting some kid of bird or dragon or cat in what looks like Jelling style
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Trollbeard @trollbeard.eurosky.social · 27/03/2026
See, two beers don't get me drunk, it was real! Some wazzock spelled the name wrong, the embarrassment.
Preview for Warhammer City of Sigmar's new Cannonade Cogfort. They spelled the name wrong.
It's a walking stone tower mecha with cannons. Or some kind of dildo, who knows?
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Trollbeard @trollbeard.eurosky.social · 25/03/2026
All "Then I'd take six Wolverines!" jokes were already done in eXiles 85 The team didn't last two isses
Comicbook cover of exiles 85 featuring six different versions of Wolverine in one team
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Trollbeard @trollbeard.eurosky.social · 07/03/2026
UNLIMITED POWER!!!
A very german wall in friendo's new flat with 12 power sockets
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Trollbeard @trollbeard.eurosky.social · 24/02/2026
Is it a coincidence Wild Men where everywhere in high to late-medieval middle-european literature and heraldry and then went out of fashion at roughly the same time the eurasian brown bear went extinct in most regions? Okay, that's a leading question. Where they also hard to take photos of?
Side of a carved Ivory box (from 1310-30) depicting a mounted knight ramming a lance through a bigfoots open mouth, pretty metal. Is he rescuing the woman standing between them or did she try to intervene?
Damn, that Bigfoot's fur looks good, right?
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Trollbeard @trollbeard.eurosky.social · 24/02/2026
Still thinking about it I'd like to hear some serious american bigfooters' theories about medieval european 'Wild Men' that go beyond 'See, every culture has them!' Same species as the american ones? Also no physical traces/bodies? Where they also mythically connected to native americans? (more..)
Illustration (between 1500-1503) by Hans Burgkmair showing a knight in plate armour fighting a bigfoot in the woods.
Picture is known as The Fight in the Forest and illustrates a Dietrich von Bern story - originally a quasi-historical migration period hero figure really popular in medieval german literature who had lots of crazy fantasy adventures
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Trollbeard @trollbeard.eurosky.social · 18/02/2026
Heads-up here. Minutes after calling you a 'secondary' (whatever that's suppose to mean in this context) she posted this: (screenshot) @bitshammer.bsky.social I believe continuing trying to have a mature conversation with this user does more harm than good.
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Trollbeard @trollbeard.eurosky.social · 31/01/2026
The gods are smiling upon my new living room wall trophy
Badly lit photo showing an original 80s video store film poster for the 1984 Argentine-American fantasy action film (produced by an uncredited Roger Corman) The Warrior and the Sorceress:
A muscular David Carradine with a sword in hand towering over a lascivious beauty with four breasts covered by four metal bikini cups.

Carradine is shown in much better shape and much less drunk and unmotivated than in the actual movie and Miss Quadrotits is NOT the sorceress referrenced in the title but a random dancer who only appears for two minutes which happen to be the two minutes of this film.
The film's plot just is Yojimbo in much less coherent.
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Trollbeard @trollbeard.eurosky.social · 26/01/2026
thinking about him
Painting from James Gurney's Dinotopia: A kentrosaurus ith lots of bagels on their spikes together with a human who gives them to customers.
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Trollbeard @trollbeard.eurosky.social · 19/01/2026
Having somewhat fucked up my order to Germany I now finally read DIE LOADED #1&2. Sure, I expected it to return with all the TTRPG horror, queer trauma and emotional messyness we love about the first series. And then I read this half sentence and instantly was back in the trenches.
Comicbook panel showing several people at a small formal gathering (spoiler: it's a memorial service), one of them is stomping away angrily.

Text reads: "Most of all, Molly hasn't forgiven their mum. They don't believe the kidnapping story. Plus, has decided bisexually is transphobic."

From DIE LOADED #1 by @kierongillen.bsky.social, @stephaniehans.bsky.social and others.
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Trollbeard @trollbeard.eurosky.social · 20/12/2025
Remembering a day in summer 2020 when on my way home from work I met this little dinosaur friend. Later I learnt they were an eurasian blackcap who probably left their nest too early - blind, disoriented and almost blown into traffic by strong winds while staggering around on the sidewalk. So I 1/4
A circa golf ball-sized and fluffy looking eurasian blackcap chick sitting on the sidewalk with their eyes closed between my work big bootsA circa golf ball-sized and fluffy looking eurasian blackcap chick sleeping in my hand on our way home. We took the tram and I was a bit nervous because I didn't know if dinosaurs needed an own ticket.
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Trollbeard @trollbeard.eurosky.social · 18/12/2025
Found on my way to work: When the marketing guy's nephew is good at photoshop.
Poster ad for a Percy Jackson series at a tram stop picturing three teenagers standing around heroically around with two of them holding blades.Detail of previous photo: A bronze sword is seemingly growing out of the main character's closed, empty fist
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Trollbeard @trollbeard.eurosky.social · 10/12/2025
Did you known the dropkick we know today was popularised by Italian-American wrestler Jumping Joe Savoldi in the 30s? 1942 he was recruited by the OSS for his language and hand-to-hand combat skills and took part in several mission behind enemy so IT IS PLAUSIBLE TO ASSUME HE DROP-KICKED FASCISTS.
Black-and white photograph of wrestler Jumping Joe Savoldi executing a dropkick at Madison Square Garden (1934)
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Trollbeard @trollbeard.eurosky.social · 10/12/2025
If you see this, post a comics cover you love
A bizarrely muscular figure with long white hair faces a large, open mouth filled with sharp teeth against a bright pink background. Issue #33 of Glory, by Joe Keatinge and Sophie Campbell. I corrected Sophie's name by hand.
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Trollbeard @trollbeard.eurosky.social · 30/11/2025
Somehow DriveThruRPG managed to send out a lot of copies of Blades in the Dark: Deep Cuts without the title on it @johnharper.bsky.social , how about a design your own cover contest?
Photo of three books that have a huge white rectangle on the cover instead of the title
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Trollbeard @trollbeard.eurosky.social · 19/11/2025
if you see this post your getaway vehicle
Warhammer miniature of the Anvil of Doom, a magical anvil on wheels dwarfs ride into battle
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Trollbeard @trollbeard.eurosky.social · 17/11/2025
Love the little whimsical details - the contrast to the city we knew made me nervous about what they are hiding. And if you zoom in close enough you can even find out what happened to my players' old crew, nice touch!
Detail of the graphic above with GROVERSTREET INCORPORATED clumsily added to one of the skyscrapers of Six Towers
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Trollbeard @trollbeard.eurosky.social · 10/11/2025
It's #Dinovember so I painted a dinosaur! And somehow the miniature reminded me of that cool looking punk raptor from the internet so I recreated their colours - @raptor.on.computer , I hope you don't mind being a wrestler now!
Photo of a Rumbleslam miniature, the raptor wrestler names Korut!
An orange feathered, grey dinosaur with black stripes, wearing black clothes and silver jewelleryROAR! Photo of several dinosaur and orc wrestlers clashing in the middle of a pride-themed wrestling ring
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Trollbeard @trollbeard.eurosky.social · 10/11/2025
Damn zoomers wouldn't even know how to use a good old masturbation gauntlet.
Photograph from the Met Collection of a decorated Italian 16th century piece of plate armour, a manifer, which is a reinforced gauntlet worn over the bridle hand during jousting tournaments.
It's not very flexible and thus eternally frozen in a gesture as if it was gripping a round object. And that's the joke.
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Trollbeard @trollbeard.eurosky.social · 22/10/2025
Autumn and having an annoying cold? Dwarfcore it is.
A bearded man wearing a woolen hoodie and a warm scarf staring disapprovingly into the world
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