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@trawpius.bsky.social
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Misha and/or Trawpius. Engineer with Gay Pronouns. Erotic neurotic hermeneutics. And then, meteor happens. 🕒⚔️ icon by @fordownerr

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trawpius @trawpius.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
animal population control for ecological reasons isn't something you should celebrate. it should be a somber necessity. and you champion attempts at population control through less violent means. or questioning whether the so-called "necessity" is actually ecological, or just an evil farmer thing.
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trawpius @trawpius.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Cocktail sounds like some furry shit
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trawpius @trawpius.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
"We should bring back frying McDonald's fries in beef tallow" FUCK you can you let vegetarians have ANYTHING????
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trawpius @trawpius.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Let's be yaoi-like yuri and yuri-like yaoi together
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trawpius @trawpius.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
I have so much meat-eater FOMO. I wish animals were inanimate so I didn't have an ethical objection to killing them. Or I wish everyone throughout all of human history was vegetarian, so I didn't feel left out.
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かねこともみ @kotomoe.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
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trawpius @trawpius.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Mayor Mamdani said his favorite anime is Digimon lets fucking go #AmericasMayor #BigApple #LetsGoMets #Giants #FuckThePhillies #🦅🔫
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trawpius @trawpius.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
I can momentarily set aside feminism to appreciate Kusanagi lesbian threesome. But there's only so many naked mangled cyborg women I can tolerate.
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trawpius @trawpius.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
I desperately want an official NTSB hat, but on the other hand, I wouldn't want to steal valor from REAL heroes
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trawpius @trawpius.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
I love drugs that produce very specific hallucinogenic characters. Do you think The Hat Man and the Lilliputians are friends?
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trawpius @trawpius.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
Finasteride+Low Dose T might be the move
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trawpius @trawpius.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
My Old School is the breakout song from Countdown to Ecstasy? Are you kidding me, it’s the corniest song on the entire album!!
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trawpius @trawpius.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
But unlike Dr. House, I believe people can change. Myself included. I’ve changed in many ways over the years. And I will never stop.
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trawpius @trawpius.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
Upon reflection I realize that I’ve historically been a pretty poor friend to many people. Not mean, just emotionally absent.
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trawpius @trawpius.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
Squeaky sneakers got me feeling like SpongeBob
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trawpius @trawpius.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
I’m cooked, I’m washed, I’m chopped, I got rinsed, I got roasted Future Slang Investments: Stewed, marinated, julienned, pickled
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trawpius @trawpius.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
I want to turn my AO3 account into a recipe blog
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trawpius @trawpius.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
It’s so funny that Roberta abuses Ritalin. Not meth, not even Adderall, but Ritalin.
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trawpius @trawpius.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
No, Revy, you can’t use that word!
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trawpius @trawpius.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
I like math and I like extracting deeper meaning from stories, but I hate ARG puzzles. A case where two great things aren’t necessarily great together.
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trawpius @trawpius.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
The new Ghost in the Shell ED feels like it’s lamenting techno-optimism.
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trawpius @trawpius.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
This entire book is the first instance of actually good concrete poetry
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trawpius @trawpius.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
Rip Johnny Truant you would’ve loved Geekbar Candy Mountain
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trawpius @trawpius.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
I liked the part where Holloway kicked a big hole in my book
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trawpius @trawpius.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
It’s Leaves as in the pages of a book, the shifting and twisting and reflecting and backtracking layout of which mimics the described labyrinth of the [House]
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trawpius @trawpius.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
Not convinced Johnny is actually even having sex. Maybe he’s never had sex.
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trawpius @trawpius.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
Chapter IX has been really challenging. I have more coherent thoughts about the layout than the content. But anyways, this stupid line was pretty funny: “coming like judgement day (I.e. for the second time)”
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trawpius @trawpius.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
McDonald’s releasing the Trump’s Spoiled Beef McDouble Meal
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trawpius @trawpius.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
If Mormon’s don’t consider soaking and jump humping as sex, then I don’t think anal soaking is gay. Have at it straight men
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trawpius @trawpius.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
The old world is dying, the new world is dying, and me I feel also not so good
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trawpius @trawpius.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
40-year-old -> boring, stale, more of a rant than a punchline 20-year-old -> annoying, derivative, low-brow 30-year-old -> oh baby, another 9/11 joke? now THAT’S funny
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trawpius @trawpius.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
Quite the coincidence that the funniest people in the world are all roughly my age, plus or minus 5 years
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trawpius @trawpius.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
He’s Red for a Completely Unremarkable Reason
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trawpius @trawpius.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
Walking my dog and a little kid started yelling “Perro bonito! Perro bonito!” And I understood everything she said. Do you I think I’m ready for my C2 Spanish proficiency test?
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trawpius @trawpius.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
I guess Eisenhower made this point a long time ago. But it’s crazy how military spending isn’t about funding the military (upgrading equipment, making sure people meet flight hour standards). It’s about industry R&D. Trillions to make one plane. Dollars and cents to retire 50 year old helicopters.
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trawpius @trawpius.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
Fuck I swallowed a bug
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trawpius @trawpius.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
It’s possible that I have social anxiety and self-esteem issues. But Occam’s Razor is that I’m uniquely off-putting and disliked by everyone in the world for valid reasons.
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trawpius @trawpius.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
RFK Jr is personally poisoning every fruit and vegetable in America in order to promote the carnivore diet
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trawpius @trawpius.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
As a kid: Yuck!! Adult contemporary really stinks! Turn on some real music! With guitars! As an adult: Now wait a minute… 🤔
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trawpius @trawpius.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
Skin cancer vaccine would be a game changer for me #SunburntSoldier
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The Washington Post @washingtonpost.com · 20/08/2026
An experimental drug that uses messenger RNA to deliver a vaccine customized to a patient’s tumors effectively prevented skin cancer recurrence in a large-scale clinical trial, according to new results announced by drugmakers. wapo.st/4qo5t4F
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trawpius @trawpius.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
My neighbor’s favorite hobbies appears to be screaming at his son and honking his car horn
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iucounu @iucounu.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
In Star Trek people often complain that replicated food is not as good as naturally produced food, which is weird when replicators are presumably using the same technology as transporters, which can perfectly replicate Spock every time. But is Spock getting less flavoursome over time? In this essay,
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trawpius @trawpius.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
Is the Rectum a [House]?
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trawpius @trawpius.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
In case you were on the fence about reading it, I am happy to report that House of Leaves DOES depict a prostate orgasm!!! 👆
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trawpius @trawpius.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
My current HoL game theory is that Johnny Truant’s editor is gonna start crashing out in the footnotes, too. My other theory is that the footnotes will start to seemingly communicate… retrocausally?
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trawpius @trawpius.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
I’ve never thought about it but it’s probably strange that I bought and still wear my college class ring. Well I’ve worn it so long at this point, I’m emotionally attached.
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trawpius @trawpius.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
Manifesting a Northernlion Billy Joel arc
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trawpius @trawpius.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
Full-cocked no-assed
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trawpius @trawpius.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
Art of Sanji eating out Zoro’s bellybutton sure whatever
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