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Max

@trashposter.bsky.social
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America's stepdad Bears, Cubs, Chelsea, Ohio St, teams of that nature.

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Max @trashposter.bsky.social · 13h
what are ya gonna do Ross, lose a war to McDonalds?
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Max @trashposter.bsky.social · 13h
Guy who rode the "optimize lineup" button to a 3rd place finish: "What an idiot, what a complete stooge. Why would you do such a thing?"
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Max @trashposter.bsky.social · 13h
Lane Johnson retires. Bad times for Philly getting worse.
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Max @trashposter.bsky.social · 14h
Nothing worse than trying to clean up an egg off the floor.
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Max @trashposter.bsky.social · 15h
Looks like dinner was ready about 5 mins ago.
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Max @trashposter.bsky.social · 16h
Guy who never watches the news or reads anything outside of his TL: Why isn't the media talking about this?
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Max @trashposter.bsky.social · 16h
oh I keep my beak wet.
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Max @trashposter.bsky.social · 17h
I'm guessing it's gonna be called ParaMax
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Max @trashposter.bsky.social · 18h
I have an indoor, outdoor and sporty cardigan lol
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Max @trashposter.bsky.social · 19h
And how do you want your eggs? Crumpled latex glove.
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Max @trashposter.bsky.social · 19h
Whistleblowing quickly becoming the most dangerous activity in this country.
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Max @trashposter.bsky.social · 19h
More Trump voters in San Diego than in all of Nebraska.
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Max @trashposter.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Do you honestly think Tyson Bagent gives a shit about his personal win / loss record?
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Max @trashposter.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
tell him not to feel too bad, a lady on my flight left hers on top of the rental car
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Max @trashposter.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
If you find yourself in Florence, AL for any reason make sure you stop by this place for breakfast.
too fat sisters kitchen
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Max @trashposter.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
only 24 GB QBs which was higher than I expected.
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Max @trashposter.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
IDK, I love that they are spending money to show me an add while there is a Cowboys/Texans game in progress, just wasting money.
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Max @trashposter.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Did anyone hear him say, "Kyle Monangai, followed in Ray Rice's footsteps." Like I know your only reference is where folks went to college, but wooooooof
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Max @trashposter.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Yes, they made a movie about it
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Max @trashposter.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
he always reminded me of this guy
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Max @trashposter.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
I wasn't on my phone much, but I had my eyes peeled for ya.
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Max @trashposter.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Great show! Highlight for me was we were killing time on Sun morning before our flight and bumped into fucking Derry deBorja walking around downtown Florence.
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Max @trashposter.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
I thought he was good with Ian Eagle, but not sure he and Nance have hit their groove yet.
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Max @trashposter.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Amy runs a mid-major athletic department like it's a nuclear sub now.
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Max @trashposter.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Gonna cause the next 9/11
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Dan Szymborski @dszymborski.fangraphs.com · 01/10/2026
I'm about to get flamed in 3...2....1...
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Max @trashposter.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
He's played well, but now we really know who wanted to draft him.
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Max @trashposter.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
it's two games that started at 10PM ET, no one will remember anything about them.
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Max @trashposter.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
also, it still arrives in an envelope.
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Max @trashposter.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Tie goes to the runner, let her go.
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Max @trashposter.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
I don't get it, but it looks cool.
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Max @trashposter.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
With sandwich on a bagel you can eat sandwich anytime.
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Max @trashposter.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
we love when assbutt is our voice of reason
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Max @trashposter.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
they had a bit of a head start.
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Max @trashposter.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Korean BBQ sauce should be the default BBQ sauce moving forward.
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Max @trashposter.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
He's beaten the Jags several times.
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Max @trashposter.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
✅ and ✅
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Max @trashposter.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Look at how big these screens are. We are a failing empire.
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Max @trashposter.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
maybe a whole roster of DH's is a bad idea.
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Max @trashposter.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Imagine if even a middle manager at your work talked this way.
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Max @trashposter.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
we know whose to blame, cause they fired the GM the year after lol
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Max @trashposter.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Workers cut my cable line, but I'm able to post through it cause of my $25 a month T-Mobile backup. 🙏
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Max @trashposter.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
maybe one more guy from the Marlins could save us.
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Max @trashposter.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Women in his DMs have already given him $100K
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Max @trashposter.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
It's time for 9 to be twice as bad.
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Max @trashposter.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
yeah, I thought that was very weird lol
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Max @trashposter.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
I know we've discussed this before, I finally found where I heard him say and in between. It's from an NPR interview when Southeastern came out. www.npr.org/transcripts/...
npr.org
Jason Isbell Locates His Musical Compass On 'Southeastern'
The singer-songwriter earned a name for himself while playing with Drive-By Truckers and The 400 Unit, but on his new album — written after he got sober — Isbell finds a new level of emotional honesty...
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Max @trashposter.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Mariachi playing and Jim Cornelison yell singing would be my preference.
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Max @trashposter.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Doesn't explain the playoffs last year though
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Max @trashposter.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
HBD my guy!
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