Ash @trashley.bsky.social · 23/12/2023We did each others makeup. We’re fine. Stop being mad at each other, and start being mad at the system. 150
Ash @trashley.bsky.social · 23/12/2023I’m really sorry that Kobe Bryant was a rapist. It sucks to see your heroes in a bad light. I can’t believe that I need to say this, but please stop coming after my family as a result? 0150
Ash @trashley.bsky.social · 10/12/2023Has every woman asked their man if they could hold his peen while he pees or is it just me? It was a fascinating thought. 250
Ash @trashley.bsky.social · 26/11/2023I’m so sorry to anyone that didn’t come home today to an incredibly sexy man making them bruschetta when they don’t even like tomatoes because it’s your favorite. 040
Ash @trashley.bsky.social · 13/11/2023If we’re like this after five years, I hope we’re still like this after ten. 130
Ash @trashley.bsky.social · 12/11/2023@jorjorwel.bsky.social just told me he’s going to “talk like sexy Winnie the Pooh” all day, and you don’t even want to know what that sounds like. 060
Ash @trashley.bsky.social · 08/11/2023Someone tell @jorjorwel.bsky.social that calling your wife SpongeBob Squarebutt isn’t romantic. 180
Ash @trashley.bsky.social · 07/11/2023My brain hurts and all I want to do is nap, but my anxiety is so bad that said brain won’t let me sleep. 110
Ash @trashley.bsky.social · 29/10/2023We had a date night in with salad, steak, loaded potato, and asparagus. It was one of my favorite dates ever. I’m just so thankful for my forever date. He grounds me, but celebrates the person who I am. He lifts me up every day. I’m one lucky lady. 0110
Reposted by Ashben @vtben.bsky.social · 23/10/2023Shaun King got the big boat unstuck in the Suez Canal all by himself. 0124
Ash @trashley.bsky.social · 22/10/2023I’m meeting a blind goat today that my friend and I have been following on FB for forever. Y’all can’t tell me shit. 030
Ash @trashley.bsky.social · 11/10/2023I want to eat my feelings with bruschetta. Popcorn will have to do. 261
Ash @trashley.bsky.social · 04/10/2023I haven’t been to Culver’s in so long! This is offensive, Apple! 020
Ash @trashley.bsky.social · 01/10/2023I’ve raised the perfect little human. She had Homecoming yesterday and I am all sorts of in my feelings. 050
Reposted by AshSkippersHuman @skippershuman.bsky.social · 27/09/2023Hi everyone. I'm Ryen. My dog is Skipper. Over on the Nazi Hell Whole Site we have the same name. 011
Ash @trashley.bsky.social · 29/09/2023Me flirting is adding random ridiculous shit to our grocery list 160
Reposted by AshSarah Tuttle @niais.cryptoanarchy.network · 29/09/2023EIGHT SIGNATURES TO 1,000!!! LET'S GO!!! www.change.org/p/protect-re... You don NOT need to live in California to sign. Protect abortion access! 177
Reposted by AshAsh @trashley.bsky.social · 21/08/2023Thots and prayers for the demise of Twitter. 0191
Reposted by Ashhell house 501(c)3 @hellhouse501c3.bsky.social · 29/09/2023okay girlies buckle up—the bedroom has just become the dance floor 031
Reposted by AshRick CarBOOso’s Private Fire Crew @amandasmith.bsky.social · 28/09/2023If you live in California - and especially if you live in LA - please sign this petition to support abortion access and show extremists their tactics won’t work here!t.coSign the PetitionIn August, the LA Times reported on allegations that Beverly Hills city officials, including the Mayor and Chief of Police, colluded with landlord Douglas Emmett and antiabortion radicals to block an... 8158102
Ash @trashley.bsky.social · 19/09/2023Having a teenager is having an endless amount of .5s taken of you. Sometimes they make you look like a total badass. 160
Ash @trashley.bsky.social · 19/09/2023Without downloading new pics describe your gender in one image 030
Ash @trashley.bsky.social · 17/09/2023My breakfast is cookie dough and Funyuns. Really looking forward to my ass exploding later. 030
Ash @trashley.bsky.social · 17/09/2023Had my 12th date with my favorite band Coheed and Cambria with my little family. It was perfect. 030
Ash @trashley.bsky.social · 16/09/2023I for one would like to see a Coys goal, but I guess I’m just built different. 010
Ash @trashley.bsky.social · 16/09/2023Explaining to my husband why he might want to be careful wearing grey sweatpants in public. 010
Ash @trashley.bsky.social · 16/09/2023Me: I wonder what he’s thinking about. Him: POWER WASH SIMULATOR 140
Ash @trashley.bsky.social · 13/09/2023Bless this man for putting up with my bullshit (The National is one of his favorite bands). 050
Ash @trashley.bsky.social · 19/08/2023My feet smell ungodly terrible, and I’ve babysat too many adults today. I’m tired. 260
Ash @trashley.bsky.social · 18/08/2023Why does picking my child up from a school function always end up in us driving other children and their bikes home? 110
Reposted by Ashcarrion🐛 @carrion.bsky.social · 24/07/2023i'm on 'X' used to mean you were about 35 minutes away from letting a stranger rub your nipples 0185
Ash @trashley.bsky.social · 22/07/2023RIP Twitter dm slide-Where I got called a myriad of terrible names, and met the man I get to bang for the rest of my life. 190
