Ash @trashley.bsky.social · 23/12/2023She is absolute perfection, and I question every day how I did that. And celebrate her. 010 0
Ash @trashley.bsky.social · 23/12/2023We did each others makeup. We’re fine. Stop being mad at each other, and start being mad at the system. 150 0
Ash @trashley.bsky.social · 23/12/2023I went from crying every time that song came on to what the fuck so quickly. 110 0
Ash @trashley.bsky.social · 23/12/2023I’m really sorry that Kobe Bryant was a rapist. It sucks to see your heroes in a bad light. I can’t believe that I need to say this, but please stop coming after my family as a result? 0150 0
Ash @trashley.bsky.social · 11/12/2023I’m obsessed with every single part of you. I promise it will be that way forever, baby! 000 0
Ash @trashley.bsky.social · 10/12/2023I’ve honestly been jokingly asking for years. It finally happened. 120 0
Ash @trashley.bsky.social · 10/12/2023I was extremely conscious of the “more than three shakes and you’re playing with yourself” phrase. Me: Oh just a couple of little shakes? 130 0
Ash @trashley.bsky.social · 10/12/2023Has every woman asked their man if they could hold his peen while he pees or is it just me? It was a fascinating thought. 250 0
Ash @trashley.bsky.social · 04/12/2023I love the relationship you two have so much. We’re so lucky to have you forever. 020 0
Ash @trashley.bsky.social · 26/11/2023I’m so sorry to anyone that didn’t come home today to an incredibly sexy man making them bruschetta when they don’t even like tomatoes because it’s your favorite. 040 0
Ash @trashley.bsky.social · 21/11/2023And the fucking national anthem. The bartender laughed after she was fully confused so I had to tell her my husband was trolling. 030 0
Ash @trashley.bsky.social · 13/11/2023If we’re like this after five years, I hope we’re still like this after ten. 130 0
Ash @trashley.bsky.social · 12/11/2023@jorjorwel.bsky.social just told me he’s going to “talk like sexy Winnie the Pooh” all day, and you don’t even want to know what that sounds like. 060 0
Ash @trashley.bsky.social · 08/11/2023Someone tell @jorjorwel.bsky.social that calling your wife SpongeBob Squarebutt isn’t romantic. 180 0
Ash @trashley.bsky.social · 07/11/2023My brain hurts and all I want to do is nap, but my anxiety is so bad that said brain won’t let me sleep. 110 0
Ash @trashley.bsky.social · 29/10/2023We had a date night in with salad, steak, loaded potato, and asparagus. It was one of my favorite dates ever. I’m just so thankful for my forever date. He grounds me, but celebrates the person who I am. He lifts me up every day. I’m one lucky lady. 0110 0
Reposted by Ashben @vtben.bsky.social · 23/10/2023Shaun King got the big boat unstuck in the Suez Canal all by himself. 0124 0
Ash @trashley.bsky.social · 22/10/2023I’m meeting a blind goat today that my friend and I have been following on FB for forever. Y’all can’t tell me shit. 030 0
Ash @trashley.bsky.social · 20/10/2023Just wait till it’s a reality. I hope you don’t get pink eye. 000 0
Ash @trashley.bsky.social · 20/10/2023Imma pinch your nose with my butt cheeks. “OOP GOT YOUR NOSE” 010 0
Ash @trashley.bsky.social · 11/10/2023They’re decent shoes. I can’t complain much. Best of luck with your results, my sweets! 110 0
Ash @trashley.bsky.social · 11/10/2023I don’t even care at this point. I will be walking at least ten miles for work tomorrow. It’ll all burn off. 110 0
