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Guy Incognito

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Guy Incognito @tramplezone.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
I hate college football so much… until next week.
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Guy Incognito @tramplezone.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
I hope they storm the field and steal Lane Kiffen’s wallet.
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Guy Incognito @tramplezone.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
This Michigan offense simply isn’t good enough to blow anyone out. So turnovers are going to be extremely costly.
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Guy Incognito @tramplezone.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Ok but why does this look like a fish?
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Guy Incognito @tramplezone.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Put it in the Louvre:
Big Ten standings with OSU so far down, you probably have to click to see.
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Guy Incognito @tramplezone.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
When the thing first went down between LSU and the SEC, I asked the question: how soon will a team file a lawsuit to determine the outcome of a game? I was half joking, but we’re already feeling awfully close, aren’t we?
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Guy Incognito @tramplezone.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
Kyle Wittinghan is 2-0 in the big house and I hated both games.
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Guy Incognito @tramplezone.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
Why does the ref sound like AI?
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Guy Incognito @tramplezone.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
There’s a very real chance we lose this game 13-10 and if we do, I’m done with college football.
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Guy Incognito @tramplezone.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
If Trump renames Lake Ontario to Lake America, rather than using HOMES to remember the Great Lakes, we’ll use SHAME: apnews.com/article/trum...
apnews.com
Trump mulls renaming Lake Ontario as 'Lake America.' Canadians balk at the idea
President Donald Trump is floating the idea of renaming Lake Ontario to become “Lake America” as his trade war with Canada intensifies.
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Chad Finn @chadfinn.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
You’d think more people with means would want to do the sorts of things that make you beloved forever.
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Guy Incognito @tramplezone.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
There should be a standard correlation between hotel stars and type of toilet paper. Thank you.
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Guy Incognito @tramplezone.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
Google Gemini is a genius:
In the same search, Google Gemini is saying that USPS offices don’t offer digital photo services while classic Google says they do.  (They do.)
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Ken Tremendous @kentremendous.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
Nobody ruins a vibe better than Trump
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Guy Incognito @tramplezone.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
Balogun gonna score 8 goals tonight and everyone’s gonna lose their shit.
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Guy Incognito @tramplezone.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
But most importantly, we should continue to believe everything they say.
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Guy Incognito @tramplezone.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
Finally what everyone wants: World Cup Calvinball!!!
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Guy Incognito @tramplezone.bsky.social · 05/07/2026
Belgian soccer team:
A bunch of chickens dancing
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Guy Incognito @tramplezone.bsky.social · 22/06/2026
I am not happy about this: umhoops.com/2026/06/22/d...
umhoops.com
Dallas Mavericks hire Dusty May | UM Hoops.com
The Dallas Mavericks are hiring Dusty May as their new head coach, as first reported by Shams Charania. May spent two years in Ann Arbor and won a National Championship, Big Ten Championship and Big T...
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Guy Incognito @tramplezone.bsky.social · 20/06/2026
You might think he’s insane (and he is), but in this case I’m sure that anyone who might be held accountable is telling him this: truthsocial.com/@realDonaldT...
A Truth Social post from Trump saying: “No different than the chemicals that were used on the National Mall, they used something similar in the Reflecting Pool to try to destroy and demean our beautiful work.”
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Guy Incognito @tramplezone.bsky.social · 14/06/2026
Stop making me like the Knicks!
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Guy Incognito @tramplezone.bsky.social · 06/06/2026
As someone who watches lots of college basketball and barely any regular season NBA, the lack of commercials in the playoffs has been an epiphany. If the NBA can leave money on the table to improve the viewing experience, why can’t the NCAA?!?!
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Guy Incognito @tramplezone.bsky.social · 01/06/2026
TIL: Istanbul (Not Constantinople) by They Might be Giants is a cover of a song from 1953: www.youtube.com/watch?v=Wcze...
youtube.com
The Four Lads - Istanbul (not Constantinople)
YouTube video by Ulduz Mammadova
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Guy Incognito @tramplezone.bsky.social · 27/04/2026
Very soon (if not already), we need to stop assuming that all of the people playing the games we watch are playing to win and that they don’t have other misaligned incentives: www.espn.com/college-foot...
espn.com
Texas Tech QB Brendan Sorsby to enter gambling addiction program
Texas Tech QB Brendan Sorsby is checking into a residential treatment program for a gambling addiction, sources told ESPN.
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Guy Incognito @tramplezone.bsky.social · 15/04/2026
We should listen to master theologian JD Vance who shares the gospel by dragging his family to church and having his wife shush the kids… www.nytimes.com/2024/10/12/m...
Has she converted? No she hasn’t. That’s why I feel bad about it. She’s got three kids. Obviously I help with the kids, but because I’m kind of the one going to church, she feels more responsibility to keep the kids quiet in the church. And I just felt kind of bad. Like, oh, you didn’t sign up to marry a weekly churchgoer. Are you OK with this? And she was more than OK with it, and that was a big part of the confirmation that this was the right thing for me.
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cyrus @professorbutts.com · 14/04/2026
no one wants to hear it but r/nba has some of the greatest minds of our time
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Guy Incognito @tramplezone.bsky.social · 11/04/2026
Oh. So Melania was just trying to create a distraction from the swalwell news Nice! www.huffpost.com/entry/eric-s...
huffpost.com
Multiple Women Accuse Rep. Eric Swalwell Of Sexual Assault, Misconduct
The top contender for California governor flatly denied the allegations as fellow Democrats called for him to drop out of the race.
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Guy Incognito @tramplezone.bsky.social · 10/04/2026
Hey @jonbois.bsky.social. You know what they say? You haven’t made it until you’ve been a clue in the Atlantic midi crossword puzzle…
Screenshot of Atlantic crossword puzzle with a clue mentioning Jon Bois.
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Guy Incognito @tramplezone.bsky.social · 01/04/2026
Me (having complained about the temperature about 90% of days this winter): It’s too hot. I prefer the cold.
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Mayor Humdouger @brittfar.bsky.social · 30/03/2026
Nice
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Guy Incognito @tramplezone.bsky.social · 19/03/2026
Next on the docket, they’ll try to decide what the hell is targeting…
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Guy Incognito @tramplezone.bsky.social · 19/02/2026
Carlos one if by land, two if by sea, three if Baerga.
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Guy Incognito @tramplezone.bsky.social · 09/02/2026
They should’ve gone for 2, right?
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Guy Incognito @tramplezone.bsky.social · 07/02/2026
Hans Moleman saying: “I was saying boo-ance.”
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Guy Incognito @tramplezone.bsky.social · 06/02/2026
It’s so dumb that there are all these competitions before the opening ceremonies. When I become president of the IOC, games will all be between the opening and closing ceremonies. I will be running on the campaign theme: “Make the Olympics long enough.”
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Guy Incognito @tramplezone.bsky.social · 26/01/2026
Anyone want to guess how she opens the meeting? My money is on: “The president’s poll numbers are hurting. That’s bad for America.”
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Guy Incognito @tramplezone.bsky.social · 15/01/2026
TIL: Danny Sprinkle isn’t a children’s tv host: en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Danny_S...
en.wikipedia.org
Danny Sprinkle - Wikipedia
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Guy Incognito @tramplezone.bsky.social · 10/01/2026
A lot of Indiana alumni are going to pretend they ever went to a football game.
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Guy Incognito @tramplezone.bsky.social · 29/12/2025
With Davis Warren entering the transfer portal, posting this here for posterity: m.youtube.com/watch?v=ZZLo.... He beat Leukemia before going on to beat MSU, OSU, and Alabama. We are so lucky to have had him leading our team. An unforgettable Michigan hero.
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Michigan QB Davis Warren's inspirational fight with childhood leukemia | College GameDay
YouTube video by ESPN College Football
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Guy Incognito @tramplezone.bsky.social · 26/12/2025
Of all the Whittingham takes I’ve seen, I haven’t seen the simplest one: He’ll be better than Sherrone.
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Guy Incognito @tramplezone.bsky.social · 26/12/2025
I’ve happily been a reply guy for a long time. I finally feel like posting my own original thoughts…
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