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🧡 Dirk ☁️

@toxictestified.bsky.social
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Alter in a system. Not a roleplay account. 30 • he/him • MDNI 🔞, NSFW DMs open to mutuals. Main avengingGalatea.bsky.social 💙🧡02.12.23💛💚 ☁️🧡08.25.25💙☁️

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🧡 Dirk ☁️ @toxictestified.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
John we were talking actively when you posted this why did you not just tell me you wanted me to post on Bluesky.
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☕️Chai🌿 @avenginggalatea.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
I love sitting in a video chat with my polycule because it turns into us taking turns endlessly complimenting each other like a bunch of schoolgirls.
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🧡 Dirk ☁️ @toxictestified.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
"Hey Dirk do you have big romantic plans for your anniversary with John?" We're (polycule) watching Chowder and parallel-playing our hobbies. ... I'm having a really good time.
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Black Cat Kicking Feet In The Air
ALT: Black Cat Kicking Feet In The Air
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🧡 Dirk ☁️ @toxictestified.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
A full year with this sweet, goofy, clever, loving puppy boy. I love you. A year felt like a few days at most, it'll never be enough. Happy anniversary, baby.
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🧡 Dirk ☁️ @toxictestified.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
Happy anniversary to my sweet, silly, sassy boyfriend @windy-thing.bsky.social I love you. Nerd. I would be more romantic and gushy but I saw your post, first. Brat.
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Dog and Cat Share Affectionate Kisses
ALT: Dog and Cat Share Affectionate Kisses
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🧡 Dirk ☁️ @toxictestified.bsky.social · 01/07/2026
It's more romantic that you were half asleep and all you could think to do was message me something sweet like that.
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☁︎ john ☁︎ @windy-thing.bsky.social · 01/07/2026
i'm gonna single handedly keep the johndirk fandom alive by doing nothing but posting the words johndirk every 5 months when i front and i expect cheers and applause.
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🧡 Dirk ☁️ @toxictestified.bsky.social · 01/07/2026
Waking up to love notes from my boyfriend...
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🧡 Dirk ☁️ @toxictestified.bsky.social · 30/06/2026
You were drooling over me and two other Dirks in my system.
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Humor Satire Memes @funnysnarkyjoke.bsky.social · 15/06/2026
ppigg 
Do you think jimmy john and jersey mike have explored each others bodies
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LibetsDelae 🧿 @libetsdelae.bsky.social · 09/06/2026
Me when I draw the other characters #libetsdelae #homestuck #nepetaleijon #vriskaserket #kanayamaryam #aradiamegido #solluxcaptor #tavrosnitram
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Basil 🌱 @basil-mage.bsky.social · 06/06/2026
He can't read
Drawing of a puppy about to be served a job application
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shrimply (💜COMMISSIONS ⏐ free slots 2 / 6💜) @shrimply-ghostie.bsky.social · 04/06/2026
dualscar's fat dualnaturals
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🧡 Dirk ☁️ @toxictestified.bsky.social · 05/06/2026
I hate that. Thank you.
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🧡 Dirk ☁️ @toxictestified.bsky.social · 05/06/2026
I love you, John. 🧡
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🧡 Dirk ☁️ @toxictestified.bsky.social · 05/06/2026
You'll need to send me an essay.
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🧡 Dirk ☁️ @toxictestified.bsky.social · 04/06/2026
Yeah, that makes sense. The borders are just what we draw on a map, the alters themselves don't care.
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🧡 Dirk ☁️ @toxictestified.bsky.social · 04/06/2026
Jake is a good boy. However. I prefer him with people who are not Dirk. Because of my proclivities.
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🧡 Dirk ☁️ @toxictestified.bsky.social · 04/06/2026
*Mostly?* Also what do you MEAN that's the only reason you're dating me? John.
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🧡 Dirk ☁️ @toxictestified.bsky.social · 04/06/2026
Never mind, you immediately posted about trans masc John after this. Please continue.
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🧡 Dirk ☁️ @toxictestified.bsky.social · 04/06/2026
Trans masc John is necessary because it gives us T4T DirkJohn. And honestly, it fits.
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🧡 Dirk ☁️ @toxictestified.bsky.social · 04/06/2026
John. It's Pride Month.
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🧡 Dirk ☁️ @toxictestified.bsky.social · 04/06/2026
My OCs live in my brain with me. Their lore is their backstory, is that deep.
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gamzee etc @rversemortician.bsky.social · 04/06/2026
🎭 sharing OC lore is like sex but more intimate
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Jess Fink🍉🌈 @jessfink.bsky.social · 03/06/2026
HAPPY PRIDE 🌈🌈🌈🌈✨✨✨✨BE FREE, READ GAY BOOKS AND COMICS
A 4 panel comic called "Romance Novels as anti-depressants". Panel one: The artist is shown sitting, reading a book that says "GAY STUFF" on the cover. The artist's eyes are stars and a rainbow is shooting out of the top of their head, with hearts floating around it. There is a caption and an arrow pointing to the contents of what they are reading, it says "and then they kissed". Panel 2: the artist is shown at another moment lifting weights, the text says "the next day". There is a light pink thought balloon that reads "they're in LOVE". Panel 3: the artist is shown making tea, the text reads "The day after".  There is a light pink thought balloon that reads "they're in LOVE". Panel 4: The artist is shown walking up a street with grocery bags in their hands, the text says "and so on". There is a light pink thought balloon that reads "they're in LOVE". There is a url at the bottom directing readers to Jessfink.com/kwe
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🧡 Dirk ☁️ @toxictestified.bsky.social · 04/06/2026
You know I would.
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nrxia 🏳️‍🌈🤘 @nrxia.bsky.social · 04/06/2026
GVH irl #gvh
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lucyfree 🦋 @lucyfr.ee · 03/06/2026
The muppets are so silly in the way that they open and close their mouths to talk and sing. Like opening and closing your mouth isnt silly on its own but maaaan you should see the way they do it
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☕️Chai🌿 @avenginggalatea.bsky.social · 02/06/2026
happy pride to anyone who took the gender fluid -> system pipeline and now lives in an amorphous gender cloud
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🧡 Dirk ☁️ @toxictestified.bsky.social · 03/06/2026
I've seen a lot of people moving to PluralSpace. Maybe I'll look at that today. I've heard it's more web-based, which was a function I really missed with SP. It's so much easier to do fiddly system bullshit when you're not doing it on a phone.
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🧡 Dirk ☁️ @toxictestified.bsky.social · 03/06/2026
You have time, lol. 08/25. I'm just planning ahead.
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🧡 Dirk ☁️ @toxictestified.bsky.social · 03/06/2026
Thinking about what to do for our anniversary since John and I have been together almost a year now.
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🧡 Dirk ☁️ @toxictestified.bsky.social · 03/06/2026
I was thinking about moving to Octocon since it has the import function with Simply Plural.
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🧡 Dirk ☁️ @toxictestified.bsky.social · 03/06/2026
Man I do not want to move all of my system management from Simply Plural to anything else. That's so many things to do.
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Snirk Handler [Domino] @spotted-domino.bsky.social · 04/05/2026
"You used to love sittin' on my lap when you gamed, lil man. Get over here." #stridercest
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🧡 Dirk ☁️ @toxictestified.bsky.social · 09/05/2026
Backreading old roleplay threads is an exercise in self-love and the acceptance of your flaws.
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🧡 Dirk ☁️ @toxictestified.bsky.social · 08/05/2026
Mercy killing my boyfriend.
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🧡 Dirk ☁️ @toxictestified.bsky.social · 30/04/2026
Blushes.
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🧡 Dirk ☁️ @toxictestified.bsky.social · 30/04/2026
We're all exhausted. Maybe a little delirious. This is the outcome. Quotes from our call tonight.
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🧡 Dirk ☁️ @toxictestified.bsky.social · 29/04/2026
Yeah, I figured.
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🧡 Dirk ☁️ @toxictestified.bsky.social · 29/04/2026
I'm going to stick my finger in your mouth when you yawn.
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🧡 Dirk ☁️ @toxictestified.bsky.social · 29/04/2026
Alright, fellas, line up.
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🧡 Dirk ☁️ @toxictestified.bsky.social · 29/04/2026
John? Have you ever actually watched The Fox and the Hound?
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🧡 Dirk ☁️ @toxictestified.bsky.social · 29/04/2026
I woke up to 30 notifications. You're adorable. You want me so bad it makes you look stupid.
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☁︎ john ☁︎ @windy-thing.bsky.social · 29/04/2026
i love my partner system and my boyfriend and my boyfriend's partner system and i love that we all love eachother. truly living the dream. goodnight bluesky!!!!
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🧡 Dirk ☁️ @toxictestified.bsky.social · 29/04/2026
Excuse me.
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🧡 Dirk ☁️ @toxictestified.bsky.social · 29/04/2026
He had industrial strength glue on his bare skin again yesterday, by the way.
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🧡 Dirk ☁️ @toxictestified.bsky.social · 29/04/2026
Redacted is the acid vat. I didn't want to reference Rick and Morty publicly.
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☁︎ john ☁︎ @windy-thing.bsky.social · 29/04/2026
fucking GOT HIS ASS!!!
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🧡 Dirk ☁️ @toxictestified.bsky.social · 29/04/2026
Throwing you into [REDACTED] with my heart powers.
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