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🧡 Dirk ☁️

@toxictestified.bsky.social
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Alter in a system. Not a roleplay account. 30 • he/him • MDNI 🔞, NSFW DMs open to mutuals. Main avengingGalatea.bsky.social 💙🧡02.12.23💛💚 ☁️🧡08.25.25💙☁️

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☕️Chai🌿 @avenginggalatea.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
I love sitting in a video chat with my polycule because it turns into us taking turns endlessly complimenting each other like a bunch of schoolgirls.
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🧡 Dirk ☁️ @toxictestified.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
"Hey Dirk do you have big romantic plans for your anniversary with John?" We're (polycule) watching Chowder and parallel-playing our hobbies. ... I'm having a really good time.
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Black Cat Kicking Feet In The Air
ALT: Black Cat Kicking Feet In The Air
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🧡 Dirk ☁️ @toxictestified.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
A full year with this sweet, goofy, clever, loving puppy boy. I love you. A year felt like a few days at most, it'll never be enough. Happy anniversary, baby.
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🧡 Dirk ☁️ @toxictestified.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
Happy anniversary to my sweet, silly, sassy boyfriend @windy-thing.bsky.social I love you. Nerd. I would be more romantic and gushy but I saw your post, first. Brat.
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Dog and Cat Share Affectionate Kisses
ALT: Dog and Cat Share Affectionate Kisses
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☁︎ john ☁︎ @windy-thing.bsky.social · 01/07/2026
i'm gonna single handedly keep the johndirk fandom alive by doing nothing but posting the words johndirk every 5 months when i front and i expect cheers and applause.
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🧡 Dirk ☁️ @toxictestified.bsky.social · 01/07/2026
Waking up to love notes from my boyfriend...
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Humor Satire Memes @funnysnarkyjoke.bsky.social · 15/06/2026
ppigg 
Do you think jimmy john and jersey mike have explored each others bodies
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LibetsDelae 🧿 @libetsdelae.bsky.social · 09/06/2026
Me when I draw the other characters #libetsdelae #homestuck #nepetaleijon #vriskaserket #kanayamaryam #aradiamegido #solluxcaptor #tavrosnitram
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Basil 🌱 @basil-mage.bsky.social · 06/06/2026
He can't read
Drawing of a puppy about to be served a job application
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shrimply @shrimply-ghostie.bsky.social · 04/06/2026
dualscar's fat dualnaturals
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🧡 Dirk ☁️ @toxictestified.bsky.social · 04/06/2026
My OCs live in my brain with me. Their lore is their backstory, is that deep.
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gamzee etc @rversemortician.bsky.social · 04/06/2026
🎭 sharing OC lore is like sex but more intimate
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Jess Fink🍉🌈 @jessfink.bsky.social · 03/06/2026
HAPPY PRIDE 🌈🌈🌈🌈✨✨✨✨BE FREE, READ GAY BOOKS AND COMICS
A 4 panel comic called "Romance Novels as anti-depressants". Panel one: The artist is shown sitting, reading a book that says "GAY STUFF" on the cover. The artist's eyes are stars and a rainbow is shooting out of the top of their head, with hearts floating around it. There is a caption and an arrow pointing to the contents of what they are reading, it says "and then they kissed". Panel 2: the artist is shown at another moment lifting weights, the text says "the next day". There is a light pink thought balloon that reads "they're in LOVE". Panel 3: the artist is shown making tea, the text reads "The day after".  There is a light pink thought balloon that reads "they're in LOVE". Panel 4: The artist is shown walking up a street with grocery bags in their hands, the text says "and so on". There is a light pink thought balloon that reads "they're in LOVE". There is a url at the bottom directing readers to Jessfink.com/kwe
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nrxia 🏳️‍🌈🤘 @nrxia.bsky.social · 04/06/2026
GVH irl #gvh
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lucyfree 🦋 @lucyfr.ee · 03/06/2026
The muppets are so silly in the way that they open and close their mouths to talk and sing. Like opening and closing your mouth isnt silly on its own but maaaan you should see the way they do it
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☕️Chai🌿 @avenginggalatea.bsky.social · 02/06/2026
happy pride to anyone who took the gender fluid -> system pipeline and now lives in an amorphous gender cloud
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🧡 Dirk ☁️ @toxictestified.bsky.social · 03/06/2026
Thinking about what to do for our anniversary since John and I have been together almost a year now.
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🧡 Dirk ☁️ @toxictestified.bsky.social · 03/06/2026
Man I do not want to move all of my system management from Simply Plural to anything else. That's so many things to do.
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Snirk Handler [Domino] @spotted-domino.bsky.social · 04/05/2026
"You used to love sittin' on my lap when you gamed, lil man. Get over here." #stridercest
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🧡 Dirk ☁️ @toxictestified.bsky.social · 09/05/2026
Backreading old roleplay threads is an exercise in self-love and the acceptance of your flaws.
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🧡 Dirk ☁️ @toxictestified.bsky.social · 08/05/2026
Mercy killing my boyfriend.
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🧡 Dirk ☁️ @toxictestified.bsky.social · 30/04/2026
We're all exhausted. Maybe a little delirious. This is the outcome. Quotes from our call tonight.
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☁︎ john ☁︎ @windy-thing.bsky.social · 29/04/2026
i love my partner system and my boyfriend and my boyfriend's partner system and i love that we all love eachother. truly living the dream. goodnight bluesky!!!!
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🧡 Dirk ☁️ @toxictestified.bsky.social · 29/04/2026
He had industrial strength glue on his bare skin again yesterday, by the way.
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☁︎ john ☁︎ @windy-thing.bsky.social · 29/04/2026
fucking GOT HIS ASS!!!
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🧡 Dirk ☁️ @toxictestified.bsky.social · 29/04/2026
Tips on distinguishing between 18 different alters of the same person. We're drowning in brain-carbon copies over here.
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🧡 Dirk ☁️ @toxictestified.bsky.social · 29/04/2026
Once again remembering that I have this app.
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🧡 Dirk ☁️ @toxictestified.bsky.social · 17/03/2026
If John goes missing you know what he did.
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☕️Chai🌿 @avenginggalatea.bsky.social · 10/03/2026
a conversation with my heart where i say "no i didn't even touch her (energy drink) i swear" but we both know i did touch her because we can both feel the palpitations
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LibetsDelae 🧿 @libetsdelae.bsky.social · 09/03/2026
Trade offer || Old but I don’t remember how old #libetsdelae
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🧡 Dirk ☁️ @toxictestified.bsky.social · 09/03/2026
Insomnia by me, romantasy by Diva. Worst front combination.
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ʚ♡ɞ B A R K : egbert @barkbite.bsky.social · 03/03/2026
<3
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Frank @ouroborossys.bsky.social · 02/03/2026
homestucks rn
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🧡 Dirk ☁️ @toxictestified.bsky.social · 01/03/2026
"Oh, hey, that's really cute. We all have nicknames in the server." 1/2
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Divine ♡ @adoringgalatea.bsky.social · 27/02/2026
Romance is syncing our Mystic Messenger start times so we can stay on the same pace with the story.
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☁︎ john ☁︎ @windy-thing.bsky.social · 26/02/2026
burger king dirk and little ceasars john wip. they're on break hanging out. i'm too tired to finish it right now.
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🧡 Dirk ☁️ @toxictestified.bsky.social · 27/02/2026
Cronus Ampora.
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☁︎ john ☁︎ @windy-thing.bsky.social · 25/02/2026
i'm wishing all systems and specifically homestuck heavy systems a very good day.
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☁︎ john ☁︎ @windy-thing.bsky.social · 26/02/2026
forgot to post my chunibyo yellow blood. she's convinced she's the dark goddess of bees and the hive mind. #homestuck #fantroll
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gamzee etc @rversemortician.bsky.social · 26/02/2026
Derealization! At The Texas Roadhouse
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🧡 Dirk ☁️ @toxictestified.bsky.social · 25/02/2026
John and I have been together for 6 months as of today. 🧡💙 That's my fucking puppy right there.
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a dog and a kitten are laying on a counter
ALT: a dog and a kitten are laying on a counter
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gamzee etc @rversemortician.bsky.social · 23/11/2024
anya #mouthwashing v3
Drawing of the character Anya from Mouthwashing with hatching details on the hair and face. The background has a mix of red, oranges, and blues with industrial textures, metal sheet near the bottom blending into a rust texture behind her head. Red and orange hues surround her head like a halo.
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🧡 Dirk ☁️ @toxictestified.bsky.social · 24/02/2026
Unfortunately, if you have one Dirk fictive, it's only a matter of time before you split another. Dirks split like cells dividing in a petri dish.
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J. L. Westover @mrlovenstein.bsky.social · 23/02/2026
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🧡 Dirk ☁️ @toxictestified.bsky.social · 21/02/2026
Designing fantrolls is genuinely so much fun.
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🧡 Dirk ☁️ @toxictestified.bsky.social · 20/02/2026
Roxy's 6-months with D came right after our 3-year with Zen and right before my 6-months with John. February is a sappy month. Next month is Dave/Jude/Sirius.
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🧡 Dirk ☁️ @toxictestified.bsky.social · 19/02/2026
Spotify has group chats now. Hell yeah.
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LibetsDelae 🧿 @libetsdelae.bsky.social · 18/02/2026
Air signs are so funny to me because I feel like they can smell when you're needy and clingy. Some bolt but come back around when you're normal again LOL.
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Adelheid @panicawa.bsky.social · 16/02/2026
Happy (late) V-day 💕 #Homestuck
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