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Jesse

@towzone.bsky.social
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A Chicago (Nate) Longshoreman

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Jesse @towzone.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Attn: @shutdownfullcast.bsky.social @hollyanderson.bsky.social @edsbs.bsky.social - Crispy Butch Jones has a rival
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Jesse @towzone.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
I’m glad Fluff Bothwell is getting his due, but we can’t let his name overshadow the fact that Mississippi State has a Sanfrisco Magee at WR
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Terence Lau @terencelau.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
Is this something?
Oski and Lizzy Holmes
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Jesse @towzone.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
Why’d they use the paperback horror novel font
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Jesse @towzone.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
Showed up to my MBA orientation in a Big Dogs shirt
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florida chris 🌴 @doritosfont.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
HOMEBOY
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Jesse @towzone.bsky.social · 27/07/2026
None of the boys in the group texts responded or reacted to Chinese Rodney Dangerfield. My wife, however, get it
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Eric B. Skeetin @ericmichel.bsky.social · 26/07/2026
she says baby it's 10 pm it must be bedtime
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Jesse @towzone.bsky.social · 05/07/2026
Met someone at this 4th of July Party who recently saw Jelly Roll on Raya
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Jesse @towzone.bsky.social · 26/06/2026
Congrats to Sarper and Turkey
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Jesse @towzone.bsky.social · 19/06/2026
West Palm Bearer
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Jesse @towzone.bsky.social · 19/06/2026
Kelly Dodd bringing the Bravo crossover
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Jesse @towzone.bsky.social · 19/06/2026
Might be coming in hot here, but based on recent/current experience pneumonia >>> shingles
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matt @mferench.bsky.social · 16/06/2026
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Jesse @towzone.bsky.social · 07/06/2026
Applying spar urethane to a porch table and listening to the Tony Hawk’s Pro Skater soundtrack
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Jesse @towzone.bsky.social · 03/06/2026
Pulled off the 82-0! www.82-0.com/share?id=FhY...
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Build the ultimate NBA all-time team and see if you can go 82-0
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Jesse @towzone.bsky.social · 02/06/2026
Oh this would be fun
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Aurelius Raines II (He/Him) @aureliusr2.bsky.social · 31/05/2026
I LOVE this channel. Everytime somebody tries to make my neighborhood sound like a war zone.
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Very Dumb Idiot @verydumbidiot.bsky.social · 11/05/2026
lol i completely forgot that Grantland (elite millennial website) did exactly this in 2013 (most millennial year)
Hey Ya defeats Rolling in the Deep by 20 thousand votes in the finals
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Jesse @towzone.bsky.social · 11/05/2026
This is actually a pretty great starting point. Quality and staying power >> in the moment popularity. Gtfoh with people suggesting chainsmokers. MGMT went from pitchfork to frat parties. That’s hard to top.
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W.E.D.em Boyz @leftistwonk.bsky.social · 07/05/2026
Again this should inspire wall-to-wall media coverage for months. The crowning achievement of the Civil Rights Movement is dead. Black people just lost all of their remaining political power in the South. This is a monumental moment in American history that simply isn't being treated as such.
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Jesse @towzone.bsky.social · 30/04/2026
On a heater with this one www.maptap.gg April 30 100🎯 100🎯 99🔥 99🔥 100🎯 Final score: 995
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🎯MapTap Daily Geography Game
Play MapTap - the daily geography game! Find 5 world locations on a 3D globe with historical stories. Free browser-based daily game for geography lovers.
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Jesse @towzone.bsky.social · 30/04/2026
Not my best work www.maptap.gg April 29 97🏅 94🏆 96🏅 92👑 89🎉 Final score: 926
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🎯MapTap Daily Geography Game
Play MapTap - the daily geography game! Find 5 world locations on a 3D globe with historical stories. Free browser-based daily game for geography lovers.
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Jesse @towzone.bsky.social · 21/04/2026
Gonna pitch MAHA on the “pneumonia diet” - sweat out excess water weight (improved figure!) - fever-shortened sleep cycles (keeps your brain working faster! Maybe have cool dreams!) - Lighter breathing (natural high!)
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Jesse @towzone.bsky.social · 21/04/2026
I can’t either, but that’s just pneumonia. Starting the week small to honor Cal’s 7,888 miles traveled last season (plus fees)
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jamelle @jamellebouie.net · 19/04/2026
these are immensely self absorbed men who pine for nazi germany and apartheid south africa — stagnant, backwards regimes btw — because they imagine themselves the masters of the universe.
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Jesse @towzone.bsky.social · 13/04/2026
Never thought I’d hear Jars of Clay pumping through the speakers at a Chicago Mariano’s grocery
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Jesse @towzone.bsky.social · 31/03/2026
Goooo Raiders
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Jesse @towzone.bsky.social · 31/03/2026
I mentioned to my three year old that I’d made a mistake on something and she started gently singing Daniel Tiger’s “It's okay to make mistakes! Try to fix them and learn from them too” jingle because “that’s what Daniel Tiger says”
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Jesse @towzone.bsky.social · 20/03/2026
I made a bracket based on last year’s @newap-georgia.bsky.social charity bowl performance. Congrats to UNI for sneaking past St. John’s $271 - $137, a travesty of a score that might be mirrored on the court today. Cc @hollyanderson.bsky.social
A 2026 NCAA men’s bracket based on each school’s EDSBS charity bowl donations. Michigan of course wins, with Texas A&M making the final + Ohio State and Texas in the final four.
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Jesse @towzone.bsky.social · 20/03/2026
This ain’t Rick Majerus’ billikens
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Jesse @towzone.bsky.social · 20/03/2026
www.maptap.gg March 19 98🔥 97🏅 97🏅 98🔥 81✨ Final score: 926 Rookie error
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🎯MapTap Daily Geography Game
Play MapTap - the daily geography game! Find 5 world locations on a 3D globe with historical stories. Free browser-based daily game for geography lovers.
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BUM CHILLUPS AKA SPENCER HALL AKA PRESIDENT FOOTBALL @edsbs.bsky.social · 16/03/2026
The best picture goes to Drunk Driving For Noble Reasons
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Jesse @towzone.bsky.social · 15/03/2026
Selection Sunday and Oscars coinciding makes for a peak day for strongly held but lightly informed opinions
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Jesse @towzone.bsky.social · 08/03/2026
Cc @socialconcarne.bsky.social
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Jesse @towzone.bsky.social · 03/03/2026
Walked over to get some high lifes while listening to the new Sturgill because nothing felt right
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BeijingPalmer @beijingpalmer.bsky.social · 02/03/2026
a reminder that Graham Platner is the grandson of the designer of the "Windows on the World" restaurant at the WTC, has considerable family money, and his main business is selling oysters to his mom's two restaurants. These people are fucking marks.
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Jesse @towzone.bsky.social · 26/02/2026
Their negativity only served to push me deeper into the realms of soap making.
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Chris Hayes @chrislhayes.bsky.social · 04/02/2026
I think it's best for everyone to understand that the unified class project of billionaires right now is to do to white collar workers what globalization and neoliberalism did to blue collar workers.
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Jesse @towzone.bsky.social · 03/02/2026
And Trent fielded a 6man team this season!
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Jesse @towzone.bsky.social · 25/01/2026
The winning QB from the 2018 Cheez it Bowl
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Jesse @towzone.bsky.social · 25/01/2026
Their what now?
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Jesse @towzone.bsky.social · 23/01/2026
“I’m excited for Geese to perform on SNL” he said, in a 37 year old-edly way
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Jesse @towzone.bsky.social · 23/01/2026
Lubbock’s own
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PITT BASKETBALL SHOUTING @shouting.bsky.social · 20/01/2026
MALACHI TONEY WAS FOUNDED IN 2007. HE IS NOT SOME LONG-STANDING INSTITUTION. HE CAN, AND SHOULD, BE ABOLISHED.
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Jesse @towzone.bsky.social · 09/01/2026
All modern doinks are descended from Gracious and Benevolent Doink, the first Mayflower passengers to notice that they hadn’t landed in Virginia
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Rudbeckia @rudbeckia.bsky.social · 18/12/2025
I love my two blackout drunk Minnesota sons
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James Hell Brooks @kleinman.bsky.social · 15/12/2025
Just an insane cultural patrimony that he gifted us. And don't forget his finest role, Jordan Belfort's Long Island dad www.youtube.com/watch?v=VO4X...
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The Wolf of Wall Street - Rob Reiner's underrated performance
YouTube video by Frankie Saitta
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Jesse @towzone.bsky.social · 12/12/2025
Before they balled out
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Jesse @towzone.bsky.social · 06/12/2025
I am once again stunned that the Boise PA plays the horse sample used in “frontier psychiatrist” as its first down sound
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