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:Damian @toukee.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Fantastic news for those who love Things That Suck Shit
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:Damian @toukee.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
A few days into No Mets Baseball and I’m already feeling feral
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:Damian @toukee.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Real ones see this and say hell yeah
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:Damian @toukee.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Hesitantly optimistic
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Mari Stein (מרים שטיין) @heymaristein.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Don't show me Howie Rose crying. Don't do that to me
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Haus of Decline @hausofdecline.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
UNPRECEDENTED ENERGY CRISIS! YEEEEE HAWWWW
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Snoopy Surfing in Peanuts
ALT: Snoopy Surfing in Peanuts
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Abbey Mastracco @abbeymastracco.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Per the Mets, Jared Young has feeling in his extremities, and is being taken to a hospital for further examination.
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:Damian @toukee.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Oh he fucking would
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Walker Bragman @walkerbragman.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
How hard is it to say “we’re dealing with fascists and this is the inevitable result.”
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:Damian @toukee.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
Hey Mets in the wise words of Hilary Duff: Why not?
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:Damian @toukee.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
We’re at another Knoxville Smokies game and I just won a Rojas signed ball on their roulette prize wheel?? Let’s go Mets also I’m a little margarita drunk!
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:Damian @toukee.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
Losing these guys SUCKS but y’all I’ve been watching Rojas play in Knoxville and am very excited to see the Mets develop him further
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:Damian @toukee.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
Dedniel Núñez please stay healthy this time
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:Damian @toukee.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
#LGM
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:Damian @toukee.bsky.social · 25/07/2026
Lol Sean with big MOM MADE PIZZA ROLLS vibes
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:Damian @toukee.bsky.social · 22/07/2026
Mets fans who still up Louing they Bob
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:Damian @toukee.bsky.social · 05/07/2026
Can a win be counted as deserving to be a loss
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:Damian @toukee.bsky.social · 25/06/2026
DP on the mound used to be a treat. Everyone I’ve ever bought the jersey of has left the Mets. Now I’m not just sad. I’m also disappointed.
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Phil Williams @philinvestigates.com · 12/06/2026
Tomorrow, I will get up and, hopefully, be ready to fight another day. But tonight, I am not there.
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:Damian @toukee.bsky.social · 30/05/2026
Hell yes Jared Young supremacy
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:Damian @toukee.bsky.social · 02/06/2026
I want to stay up late for west coast Mets but we just got a young rescue dog that wants to wake up at 5:30
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New York Mets @mets.com · 31/05/2026
what the bat doin'
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:Damian @toukee.bsky.social · 31/05/2026
David Peterson (positive)
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:Damian @toukee.bsky.social · 31/05/2026
It’s your MLB pitching debut and you just gave up a grand slam to Juan Soto. I’d shrink and turn into a corncob
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New York Mets @mets.com · 30/05/2026
First career home run for Hayden Senger! 🚀
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:Damian @toukee.bsky.social · 30/05/2026
Hell yes Jared Young supremacy
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:Damian @toukee.bsky.social · 17/05/2026
OH NO THE YANKEES
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:Damian @toukee.bsky.social · 17/05/2026
LFGM
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:Damian @toukee.bsky.social · 17/05/2026
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:Damian @toukee.bsky.social · 17/05/2026
Really wish I could use this more often but #LFGM
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:Damian @toukee.bsky.social · 16/05/2026
Going to bed postponed it’s time to crash out
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:Damian @toukee.bsky.social · 13/05/2026
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:Damian @toukee.bsky.social · 13/05/2026
Austin MVP Warren
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Sarah Langs @slangsonsports.bsky.social · 13/05/2026
A.J. Ewing is the 1st player with 3+ walks and a SB in his MLB debut since at least when the modern SB rule was adopted (1898)
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:Damian @toukee.bsky.social · 09/05/2026
Tiki bar before home plate tickets for the Smokies (where we’ll also be streaming the Mets) #LFGM
#1 bad bitch supreme and a pair of tiki cocktails
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:Damian @toukee.bsky.social · 09/05/2026
Sneakin out of a party with the wife so we can go watch some late night Mets
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U.S. Consumer Product Safety Commission @cpsc.gov · 08/05/2026
"Wow! CPSC, that's so cool. I would love to download all that data and mess around with it on this delightful Friday." Friend, you are in luck because you can download all of that data right from our website: www.cpsc.gov/Recalls
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Recalls & Product Safety Warnings
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:Damian @toukee.bsky.social · 07/05/2026
As someone who’s favorite pitchers are David Peterson, Kodai Senga, and Sean Manaea .. this year has been a real test of faith.
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:Damian @toukee.bsky.social · 06/05/2026
Bases-clearing 3 RBI triple babeyyy
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:Damian @toukee.bsky.social · 05/05/2026
Snow Day for the Mets, so we’re gonna fill the void with some local AA baseball. LFG Smokies
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:Damian @toukee.bsky.social · 03/05/2026
Still trying to believe getting harder and harder
Thumbs up crying cat
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:Damian @toukee.bsky.social · 30/04/2026
David Peterson. What has happened to my ground ball king.
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:Damian @toukee.bsky.social · 27/04/2026
Watching the Rockies beat up on the Dodgers: Yes! Fuck yes!!! Watching the Rockies beat up on the Mets: Well this fucking sucks what the fuck
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:Damian @toukee.bsky.social · 24/04/2026
LFGM
It’s Bo Time
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:Damian @toukee.bsky.social · 23/04/2026
Never losing again
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Bill Corbett @billcorbett.bsky.social · 19/04/2026
Some ambitious Democrat humor me and run for president just repeating just these simple ideas: 1) justice / prosecution / revenge against Trump + GOP 2) anti corruption across the board! connect to above 3) universal healthcare 4) universal human rights 4) no USA tax $ or weapons for genocide
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:Damian @toukee.bsky.social · 16/04/2026
Taking a peek at tonight’s Mets pregame thread and it’s exclusively Angry Asshole Club
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:Damian @toukee.bsky.social · 15/04/2026
Hot take: the Mets might need Soto back
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:Damian @toukee.bsky.social · 15/04/2026
Mets baseball lately
It don’t matter. None of this matters.
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:Damian @toukee.bsky.social · 14/04/2026
Lmao hell yeah why not
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