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Tottie Limejuice

@tottie.bsky.social
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Author, dog owner, former cat servant, Living in France, sanity in doubt. Writes crime fiction as LM Krier (Ted Darling series) and travel memoirs (Sell the Pig series) as Tottie Limejuice

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Tottie Limejuice @tottie.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
I often get this song as an earworm. Fabulous, especially when sung by the late, great Luke Kelly. www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZIqr...
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Raglan Road - Luke Kelly
YouTube video by The Dubliners
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Tottie Limejuice @tottie.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
The Grinch who stole the view! Should be able to see La Chaîne des Puys from there.
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Tottie Limejuice @tottie.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
I always do but gremlins come in the night and muddle everything up!!
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Tottie Limejuice @tottie.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Of course I will have forgotten it when I try to watch more today!!
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Tottie Limejuice @tottie.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
This gem came up on my FB Memories today! www.cameo.com/recipient/62...
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Client Challenge
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Tottie Limejuice @tottie.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Sorted now thanks. I finally found the right p/w for my Prime account.
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Tottie Limejuice @tottie.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
I love going to mine - he is drop dead gorgeous!
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Tottie Limejuice @tottie.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
I did it!!! found where to watch Slow Horses! A log in I've not used for ages so had forgotten the password. Going to binge the whole thing today before it goes and hides again! It's actually too hot to do anything else apart from our hourly leg-stretch walk!
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Aida 🇵🇷🇺🇸🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️🇺🇦🐾🌊🦋🗽💙🐸 @latina4jesusdshw.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
The dumbest SOB that has ever held the highest office. #Pinks #USDemocracy
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Tottie Limejuice @tottie.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
And it's payment that causes my problems. They want a UK address and payment method and I have neither.
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Tottie Limejuice @tottie.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
At least I seldom have to wait long for dental treat and he is aware that this one was only a matter of time.
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Tottie Limejuice @tottie.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Very few expats round here, that's the attraction. I did buy a Firestick from 'zon but that was 'zon.fr so it would only show French stuff.
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Tottie Limejuice @tottie.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Turns out I can't watch it, at all. It's asking for a UK address and source of payment which, of course, I haven't got. Tomorrow I will see if I can get it from a French site somewhere.
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Tottie Limejuice @tottie.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
VPN and laptop, as I always do.
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Tottie Limejuice @tottie.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Nope! It's always worked before.
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Tottie Limejuice @tottie.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Thank you to all who tried to help with my online viewing problems. Very kind of you all, and delivered without Mansplaining! I'm a bit banjaxed by it all so I'll get my computer man to come and sort it. Especially as one of my back molars has just broken in half so I need to get that fixed asap!!
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Tottie Limejuice @tottie.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
I'm beyond the point of daring to do anything today! Might get my 'pooter man to come and do it.
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Tottie Limejuice @tottie.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Oh nothing is too obvious for me, I am hopeless. I'm trying to get the free trial option which it offers me then says oh no, not for you, it's only for Big Girls!
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Tottie Limejuice @tottie.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
I'm too scared to do anything now. I need a growed up! I'll get lovely Steve the pooter man to come and do it.
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Tottie Limejuice @tottie.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Totally abandoned all hope of ever watching Slow Horses. Wherever I try to log in to view I get some reason I can't connect - even Prime, which I have and pay for, and it seems to be a different reason every time. So fed up!!!
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Tottie Limejuice @tottie.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
When you are fed up to the bl**dy back b*m as my befuddled old mother used to say, go for a picnic with your dog 🐕
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Tottie Limejuice @tottie.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
FREE for Kindle all weekend!! www.amazon.co.uk/Two-Little-B...
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Tottie Limejuice @tottie.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Thursdays are picnic tea days for me and Rosie. Cold and wet today but a tradition is a tradition, even if we end up in the garage!!
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Tottie Limejuice @tottie.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
And even though we know it doesn't solve anything, we can't help doing it, eh?
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Tottie Limejuice @tottie.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Thank you, that's kind, but not accurate these days. I do daft things all the time!
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Tottie Limejuice @tottie.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Can't work now, getting too dotty and forgetful 😭
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Tottie Limejuice @tottie.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
It's suddenly gone so damp and chilly here in the Auvergne that I've lugged the gas fire into the Writing Room. Amazingly it started on the first ask, which is a bit of a record!! How's the weather where you are?
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Tottie Limejuice @tottie.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
A blast from the past! www.edengruger.com/-articles-an...
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Eden Gruger's Inspirational People Features Lesley Krier — Eden Gruger
Eden Gruger has been lucky enough to meet many interesting people while writing her Inspired By series, and this time it is the prolific author Lesley Krier otherwise known as Tottie Limejuice
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Tottie Limejuice @tottie.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Crikey, the little ThinkPad I use for watch TV on is doing such a massive update I wonder if I will live to see it completed!!
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Parody Nigel Farage @parodypm.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
I must say I’m very disappointed in the police over their dealing with the RAF Fairford incident. By announcing that the suspects are British nationals, they have completely undermined the stream of made up bollocks from myself and every other right wing gobshite on Twitter.
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Tottie Limejuice @tottie.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
This is my motto - substitute Totties for Dragons!
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Tottie Limejuice @tottie.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Typical!! Sure I heard a tawny owl - the females do call during the day. Fired up Merlin app. 'Oh no, there are no birds at all here and even if there were, I wouldn't tell you'. Deleted app, restarted. 'Listening for birds'. Garden goes quieter than a Trappist monastery, and still is. <sigh>
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Tottie Limejuice @tottie.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Making audio-books is a serious business. Here's my narrator Christopher Corcoran hard at work transforming The First Time Ever into something truly stunning!!!
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Tottie Limejuice @tottie.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
About to flop in front of something mindless - like Professor T! I'm tired out - my car's sat nav has developed a mad quirk. 'In 300 metres, turn left'. 'What, into a 2 metre deep drainage ditch??' Not sure if I need to take her to the SEAT dealer or an exorcist!!
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Tottie Limejuice @tottie.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Quite right too!!
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Tottie Limejuice @tottie.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
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Tottie Limejuice @tottie.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Exactly!!! It makes sense, for one thing. Since when did he, ever??
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Psychognosist 🤔🐈‍⬛🖖🌎🇺🇲 🇺🇦 🇨🇦 🇬🇱🇲🇽 @psychognosist.bsky.social · 25/03/2026
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Tottie Limejuice @tottie.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Lovely trip out to Montpeyroux. Lovely village fab lunch, very kind people being nice to Rosie and asking about her, as of course she was able to sit with us on the terrace for lunch. SUCH a clean place. Sat Nav went mad again on the way back but what a beautiful off piste route she chose for us!!
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Tottie Limejuice @tottie.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Shortly setting off for this designated Most Beautiful Village www.issoire-tourisme.com/en/incontour... . Hopefully the GPS will cooperate as even the garage was stumped - they had a good laugh about it being possessed by demons though!
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Montpeyroux, the most beautiful village in France - Auvergne Pays d'Issoire Tourist Office
The village of Montpeyroux, located 25 minutes from Clermont-Ferrand and 15 minutes from Issoire, is easily spotted from the motorway thanks to its overhanging keep.
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Tottie Limejuice @tottie.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Chilly this morning. Getting autumnal. For some reason the first hint of mist and mellow fruitfulness always triggers this earworm. www.youtube.com/watch?v=iOjx...
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O Valiant Hearts - Remembrance Hymn
YouTube video by Patriotic Archive
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Richard M. @mat70x.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Next up from Julia Hartley-Brewer ..... 40% of Doctors didn't perform a single heart transplant last year... followed by the eagerly anticipated 40% of Royal Navy didn't torpedo a single small boat last year expose...
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Tottie Limejuice @tottie.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Beat me to it!!
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Tottie Limejuice @tottie.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Rosa Gertrude Jekyll, David Austin Roses Such a beautiful rose and stunning perfume
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Mrs. Betty Bowers @mrsbettybowers.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
There have been so many impeachable offenses, but lying about how you were a hero on a day that 2,753 people died in NYC in the 9/11 disaster—when you were on the other side of town, safely calling local media to brag about how you now had the tallest downtown building—is such a despicable one
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Tottie Limejuice @tottie.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
Really silly tired now. It really is remarkably difficult to sleep whilst wearing a Border Collie as a full face covering, because it claims to be afraid of a tawny owl calling!
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Tottie Limejuice @tottie.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
Current earworm. Beautiful song sung by the late very great Luke Kelly of the Dubliners. Best version ever. MUCH better than that of Van Morrison IMHO. www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZIqr...
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Raglan Road - Luke Kelly
YouTube video by The Dubliners
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Radio Free America @radiofreeflorida.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
It’s so clear now… #RadioFreeAmerica #politics
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Tottie Limejuice @tottie.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
Well that's a first!! Just went for a little leg stretch round the garden and a praying mantis sat on my shoulder for the ride!! I didn't even know we have them here, but we do.
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Best for Britain @bestforbritain.org · 01/09/2026
A new pair of trousers, please, for Mr Farage.
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