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Tottie Limejuice

@tottie.bsky.social
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Author, dog owner, former cat servant, Living in France, sanity in doubt. Writes crime fiction as LM Krier (Ted Darling series) and travel memoirs (Sell the Pig series) as Tottie Limejuice

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Tottie Limejuice @tottie.bsky.social · 12h
Thursdays are picnic tea days for me and Rosie. Cold and wet today but a tradition is a tradition, even if we end up in the garage!!
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Tottie Limejuice @tottie.bsky.social · 15h
It's suddenly gone so damp and chilly here in the Auvergne that I've lugged the gas fire into the Writing Room. Amazingly it started on the first ask, which is a bit of a record!! How's the weather where you are?
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Tottie Limejuice @tottie.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
A blast from the past! www.edengruger.com/-articles-an...
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Eden Gruger's Inspirational People Features Lesley Krier — Eden Gruger
Eden Gruger has been lucky enough to meet many interesting people while writing her Inspired By series, and this time it is the prolific author Lesley Krier otherwise known as Tottie Limejuice
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Tottie Limejuice @tottie.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Crikey, the little ThinkPad I use for watch TV on is doing such a massive update I wonder if I will live to see it completed!!
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Parody Nigel Farage @parodypm.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
I must say I’m very disappointed in the police over their dealing with the RAF Fairford incident. By announcing that the suspects are British nationals, they have completely undermined the stream of made up bollocks from myself and every other right wing gobshite on Twitter.
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Tottie Limejuice @tottie.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
This is my motto - substitute Totties for Dragons!
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Tottie Limejuice @tottie.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Typical!! Sure I heard a tawny owl - the females do call during the day. Fired up Merlin app. 'Oh no, there are no birds at all here and even if there were, I wouldn't tell you'. Deleted app, restarted. 'Listening for birds'. Garden goes quieter than a Trappist monastery, and still is. <sigh>
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Tottie Limejuice @tottie.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Making audio-books is a serious business. Here's my narrator Christopher Corcoran hard at work transforming The First Time Ever into something truly stunning!!!
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Tottie Limejuice @tottie.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
About to flop in front of something mindless - like Professor T! I'm tired out - my car's sat nav has developed a mad quirk. 'In 300 metres, turn left'. 'What, into a 2 metre deep drainage ditch??' Not sure if I need to take her to the SEAT dealer or an exorcist!!
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Tottie Limejuice @tottie.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
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Psychognosist 🤔🐈‍⬛🖖🌎🇺🇲 🇺🇦 🇨🇦 🇬🇱🇲🇽 @psychognosist.bsky.social · 25/03/2026
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Tottie Limejuice @tottie.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Shortly setting off for this designated Most Beautiful Village www.issoire-tourisme.com/en/incontour... . Hopefully the GPS will cooperate as even the garage was stumped - they had a good laugh about it being possessed by demons though!
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Montpeyroux, the most beautiful village in France - Auvergne Pays d'Issoire Tourist Office
The village of Montpeyroux, located 25 minutes from Clermont-Ferrand and 15 minutes from Issoire, is easily spotted from the motorway thanks to its overhanging keep.
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Tottie Limejuice @tottie.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Chilly this morning. Getting autumnal. For some reason the first hint of mist and mellow fruitfulness always triggers this earworm. www.youtube.com/watch?v=iOjx...
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O Valiant Hearts - Remembrance Hymn
YouTube video by Patriotic Archive
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Richard M. @mat70x.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Next up from Julia Hartley-Brewer ..... 40% of Doctors didn't perform a single heart transplant last year... followed by the eagerly anticipated 40% of Royal Navy didn't torpedo a single small boat last year expose...
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Tottie Limejuice @tottie.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Rosa Gertrude Jekyll, David Austin Roses Such a beautiful rose and stunning perfume
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Mrs. Betty Bowers @mrsbettybowers.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
There have been so many impeachable offenses, but lying about how you were a hero on a day that 2,753 people died in NYC in the 9/11 disaster—when you were on the other side of town, safely calling local media to brag about how you now had the tallest downtown building—is such a despicable one
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Tottie Limejuice @tottie.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
Really silly tired now. It really is remarkably difficult to sleep whilst wearing a Border Collie as a full face covering, because it claims to be afraid of a tawny owl calling!
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Tottie Limejuice @tottie.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
Current earworm. Beautiful song sung by the late very great Luke Kelly of the Dubliners. Best version ever. MUCH better than that of Van Morrison IMHO. www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZIqr...
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Raglan Road - Luke Kelly
YouTube video by The Dubliners
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Radio Free America @radiofreeflorida.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
It’s so clear now… #RadioFreeAmerica #politics
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Tottie Limejuice @tottie.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
Well that's a first!! Just went for a little leg stretch round the garden and a praying mantis sat on my shoulder for the ride!! I didn't even know we have them here, but we do.
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Best for Britain @bestforbritain.org · 01/09/2026
A new pair of trousers, please, for Mr Farage.
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Tottie Limejuice @tottie.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
Oh yum!!! I had forgotten how nice a starter is watermelon and beetroot with olive oil and good Balsamic vinegar. Will definitely be having more of that!!!
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Tottie Limejuice @tottie.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
Got all of the big fallen branch cut into sections so I could get it all into the barn before the next rain. Fit for nowt now though. Time for a little sit down.
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Doug Scrafton @par-adise.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
Like all of the Ted Darling series, this is a great read - worth paying in full for, let along downloading it free!
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Tottie Limejuice @tottie.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
Only the Lonely by L M Krier, Ted Darling Crime Series, is FREE for Kindle download this weekend ONLY. So grab it while you can! www.amazon.co.uk/Only-Lonely-...
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Only the Lonely: ‘blind dates end in bleeding hearts’ (Ted Darling Crime Series Book 6)
Only the Lonely: ‘blind dates end in bleeding hearts’ (Ted Darling Crime Series Book 6) eBook : Krier, L M: Amazon.co.uk: Kindle Store
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Tottie Limejuice @tottie.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
Blue Sky is being weird for me currently. I post things which immediately disappear. Hope it's not a sign of yet another storms coming in!
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Tottie Limejuice @tottie.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
Just been chatting to a tawny owl in the next field. It's the only bird call I can do. No idea what I'm saying to him but he's very animated!
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Tottie Limejuice @tottie.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
We beat the storms and had our ritual Thursday picnic tea. Only over on Dogtonville but it was very nice and I am thrilled skinny with my little beach chair. Perfect support for my poor old back, but you do need to be fit to get up out of it!!
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Tottie Limejuice @tottie.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
Watch out for a rare freebie from the Ted Darling Crime Series by L M Krier. Only the Lonely is Free for Kindle from Friday 28 August to Monday 1 September. Fill your boots and feel free to share with your friends. I've made the post public so you can.
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Jamie Douglass @jamesldouglass.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
Just don't get a penguin to do your due diligence. Expert swimmers, atrocious fact-checkers
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Tottie Limejuice @tottie.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
www.youtube.com/watch?v=lKsQ...
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Dolly Parton - I Will Always Love You (Official Audio)
YouTube video by DollyPartonVEVO
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Parody Nigel Farage @parodypm.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
Under our new housing policy, anyone whose partner is not born in the UK will be entitled to have five houses. Oh... sorry, that’s just me.
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Tottie Limejuice @tottie.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
A gathering of Gendarmes.
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Tottie Limejuice @tottie.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
I bought a new Fitbit as the old one was playing up. The minute it arrived, the old one started working perfectly. Story of my life!
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Tottie Limejuice @tottie.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
My super-power is doing daft thing's with my 'zon orders. I now have three head torches, which would be useful if I had 3 heads!!
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Tottie Limejuice @tottie.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
Not too shabby for our weekly picnic and in easy walking distance from the house
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**°•.FAFO.•°** @fafo-ez-one.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
🚨 EPSTEIN BOMBSHELL: Virginia Guiffre’s defamation lawsuit comes back to life and another federal judge has ordered the Epstein files related to her case to be unsealed.
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Tottie Limejuice @tottie.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
Those who follow me on Faceache know my neighbour and I have an ongoing saga with our maire about the state of the chemin communal opposite, which we both need to use. His latest effort was to tarmac it. This photo is of the ditch. The vague half crescent shape is the 'drainage' pipe. Is it me??
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**°•.FAFO.•°** @fafo-ez-one.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
Mark Kelly: “You could take the corruption of any corrupt presidents in our country’s history, add it all up, multiply it by a thousand, and you do not even get close to what we’re seeing with this administration”
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Tottie Limejuice @tottie.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
Rain. Of the rumbly-rumbly splishy-splashy sort. At least no vicious hailstones - yet!!
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Christopher Webb @cwebbonline.com · 15/08/2026
What the actual fuck? Service members are trapped in squalor, facing food and water shortages, with some reportedly pushed to their breaking point. And Trump’s response is that they haven’t been deployed long enough?
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Tottie Limejuice @tottie.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
Folks, if all you ever do is repost others I'm highly unlikely to follow you. I'm looking for originality.
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pissed-off-g.bsky.social @pissed-off-g.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
Naptime for Bonzo #editorialcartoon
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Tottie Limejuice @tottie.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
Puds! Eton Mess and signature choccy cake!
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Tottie Limejuice @tottie.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
Not made this before but wanted to make something fresh for my visitors - watermelon and goats' cheese salad with cherry tomatoes, mint and basil. Smells fab!!
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Tottie Limejuice @tottie.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
Just asked Rosie if she wanted to do our usual Thursday picnic. This was her response!
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Tottie Limejuice @tottie.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
Right, I've ordered this. Mine will, of course, be the one which never works from the start, but at least 'zon are very good at refunds or replacements. Thanks everyone. www.amazon.fr/dp/B0DJGCX6Q...
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Amazon.fr
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Tottie Limejuice @tottie.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
Brit expats, preferably in France . My trusty Humax TV decoder has died the death and they no longer seem to do that make. What is a good alternative please? One you just plug and play? Techie I am not!
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Tottie Limejuice @tottie.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
Oooh, I'd forgotten this!!! From the audio book!!! www.youtube.com/watch?v=prDq...
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Ted Darling Trailer 2
YouTube video by Lesley Tither
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SARS‑CoV‑2 (COVID-19) @covid19disease.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
🚨 After 40 years of research, Brazilian scientist Dr. Mariangela Hungria wins the World Food Prize for pioneering a $2 nitrogen-fixing bacteria treatment that replaces costly fertilizers, saves farmers $25 billion annually, and cuts 230 million tons of CO₂ emissions.
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