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Tory Media Pitchbot @torymediapitchbot.bsky.social · 22/06/2026
Trump actually loves America. he loves a society that is so soaked in racial animosity that they have allowed him to loot the nation just because he indulges their rank bigotry
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Tory Media Pitchbot @torymediapitchbot.bsky.social · 21/06/2026
the wealthy toff pundit class are employed by the oligarchy to pump out pure bigotry to brainwash the masses - and then confidently state that its the number 1 concern of the people
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Tory Media Pitchbot @torymediapitchbot.bsky.social · 16/06/2026
Revealed: Nigel Farage is a criminal and a shameless bigot
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Tory Media Pitchbot @torymediapitchbot.bsky.social · 11/06/2026
you wld think it’s impossible for Rupert Murdoch and Fox News to sink any lower, but here we are
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Tory Media Pitchbot @torymediapitchbot.bsky.social · 09/06/2026
this wld be frightening if Musk wasn’t one of the world’s great scammers - completely incapable of backing up his words with any tangible action. his only talent is for self promotion and scamming money out of investors
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Tory Media Pitchbot @torymediapitchbot.bsky.social · 08/06/2026
counterpoint - they know exactly who and what he is and they love him even more for being unapologetic about it because thats how they want to be too
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Tory Media Pitchbot @torymediapitchbot.bsky.social · 03/06/2026
10 years after Farage pulled off his biggest scam that has destroyed the U.K. economy, he’s now the front runner to be PM and the darling of the Tory press. The chances of the British electorate working out that he’s a fraud seem pretty slim
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Tory Media Pitchbot @torymediapitchbot.bsky.social · 15/05/2026
looks like Stephen Miller, Steve Bannon and Seb Gorka were in Manhattan recently
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Tory Media Pitchbot @torymediapitchbot.bsky.social · 12/05/2026
Farage is, and always was, an absolutely shameless bigot. it says a lot about the nation that the oligarchs want him in No 10 and a large chunk of the electorate are happy to vote for such deranged bigotry
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Tory Media Pitchbot @torymediapitchbot.bsky.social · 11/05/2026
Farage has just reconstructed the Boris Johnson 2019 coalition. Johnson built that with his avalanche of Brexit lies, so Farage is the perfect person to pick it up as he’s an equally proficient scam artist, backed by the same tory media machine that keeps firing lies straight into angry eyeballs
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Tory Media Pitchbot @torymediapitchbot.bsky.social · 09/05/2026
the tech and print media barons have carpet bombed voters with foreigners are stealing your money content for years, all while these same barons hoard wealth and don’t pay tax. politicians repeat the same lies to keep the billionaire donations flowing in. this glut of bigotry is the world they made
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Tory Media Pitchbot @torymediapitchbot.bsky.social · 03/05/2026
what if we talk about the antisemitism of the man who is favourite to be the next PM. the same man who bullied, harassed and abused Jewish students at his school. it’s beyond laughable that he markets himself as a defender of British Jews
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Tory Media Pitchbot @torymediapitchbot.bsky.social · 23/04/2026
if every bigot is cleared out of Reform, there will genuinely be no one left
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Tory Media Pitchbot @torymediapitchbot.bsky.social · 12/04/2026
‘Just like with the rigged Gorton & Denton by election, families of Muslims voting together stole the Hungarian election from Viktor Orban. We must have a police investigation now as to why I am not an MP’ an exclusive op ed in the Spectator by Matt Goodwin
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Tory Media Pitchbot @torymediapitchbot.bsky.social · 04/04/2026
it’s notable that absolutely no one has ever encountered Nigel Farage in Clacton
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Tory Media Pitchbot @torymediapitchbot.bsky.social · 18/03/2026
he’ll be a Reform candidate at the next election
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Tory Media Pitchbot @torymediapitchbot.bsky.social · 15/03/2026
you sort of expect complete moral bankruptcy from the western elite, it’s baked in. what often stuns the senses is just how many of them are as dumb as a sack of bricks
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Tory Media Pitchbot @torymediapitchbot.bsky.social · 05/03/2026
The British electorate has shown that it is partial to voting for obnoxious, entitled pricks. And yet given that voting for Matt Goodwin was a step too far
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Tory Media Pitchbot @torymediapitchbot.bsky.social · 02/03/2026
We must scrap postal voting, and also any form of voting for people who don’t like Reform. If nothing is done, I fear for British democracy. an exclusive op ed in the telegraph by Nigel Farage
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Tory Media Pitchbot @torymediapitchbot.bsky.social · 27/02/2026
The right wing press are in a full meltdown
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Tory Media Pitchbot @torymediapitchbot.bsky.social · 24/02/2026
this man is marketed as the brains of the Reform operation - and yet he’s as thick as a submarine door
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Tory Media Pitchbot @torymediapitchbot.bsky.social · 18/02/2026
this man simps for bigots, and there will be no tears shed when they ultimately turn on him
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Tory Media Pitchbot @torymediapitchbot.bsky.social · 14/02/2026
wld this be Thomas Barrack, former business partner of Reform’s Richard Tice @bylinetimes.bsky.social @adambienkov.bsky.social @lewisgoodall.com @maitlis.bsky.social ??
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Tory Media Pitchbot @torymediapitchbot.bsky.social · 11/02/2026
Farage spent his schooldays vilifying and abusing Jewish students. He is now trying to garner Jewish support to vault him into No 10 with his cheerleaders in the Tory media
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Tory Media Pitchbot @torymediapitchbot.bsky.social · 10/02/2026
Isabel Oakeshott has assumed the position of the U.K. version of Laura Loomer
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Tory Media Pitchbot @torymediapitchbot.bsky.social · 08/02/2026
how does a person get to the stage where they are as morally and intellectually bankrupt as this man
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Tory Media Pitchbot @torymediapitchbot.bsky.social · 04/02/2026
Nigel Farage - 38
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Tory Media Pitchbot @torymediapitchbot.bsky.social · 29/01/2026
The brilliant film by Brett Ratner about the stunning First Lady is a triumph of cinema. The woke liberals of Hollywood won’t award it Oscars, but we the people declare it as Best Picture. an exclusive op ed in the Telegraph by Nile Gardiner
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Twlldun @twlldun.bsky.social · 27/01/2026
Hope Montie goes canvassing for him
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Tory Media Pitchbot @torymediapitchbot.bsky.social · 26/01/2026
the brexit vote showed that that the U.K. electorate is phenomenally stupid. the election of Boris Johnson showed that the stupidity had hit fever pitch. The election of Farage will see us supersede America as the thickest electorate in the world
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Tory Media Pitchbot @torymediapitchbot.bsky.social · 26/01/2026
seeing the US re-elect a serial rapist and career criminal who tried to overthrow an election has been wild. we’re now about to see the U.K. re-elect the same set of corrupt morons that crashed the economy and destroyed society to enrich their friends and donors
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Tory Media Pitchbot @torymediapitchbot.bsky.social · 21/01/2026
just in case you needed another reason to despise AI
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Tory Media Pitchbot @torymediapitchbot.bsky.social · 20/01/2026
the morons who left the EU and crashed the economy are now joining a party led by the corrupt chancer who spearheaded that project. and they’re going to once again tell us that the urine they’re drizzling on us is champagne
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Tory Media Pitchbot @torymediapitchbot.bsky.social · 19/01/2026
Americans are in such chaos they’re quoting Hannan - one of the thickest people in British public life. Hannan rails against Putin despite cheerleading for Brexit, a key pillar of Putin’s strategy to destroy European opposition to him. there are smarter rocks at the bottom of the sea
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Tory Media Pitchbot @torymediapitchbot.bsky.social · 16/01/2026
can’t agree with this. Baldrick was likeable and pure of heart. Jenrick is a shameless bigot and one of the worst characters this nation has ever produced
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Tory Media Pitchbot @torymediapitchbot.bsky.social · 12/01/2026
tbf absolutely everyone thinks Zahawi is a prick
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Tory Media Pitchbot @torymediapitchbot.bsky.social · 09/01/2026
it’s impossible to overstate how thick some of our elected representatives are
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Noel Casler Comedy @noelcaslercomedy.bsky.social · 08/01/2026
Trump says ‘my own morality’ is the only limit to his global powers, and since he’s a guy who likes to sexually assault teenage girls that resemble his own daughter I would like to invite the rest of the world to freak the f*ck out.
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Tory Media Pitchbot @torymediapitchbot.bsky.social · 08/01/2026
this corrupt moron is the favourite to be the next PM. that is the most damning indictment of British society you can imagine - future students will study the complete collapse of moral and intellectual standards in Britain and be astonished
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Tory Media Pitchbot @torymediapitchbot.bsky.social · 04/01/2026
hardly any of the pundit class in the U.K. have the balls to say that the oligarchs and media barons are intent on inciting a race war. because their career prospects depend on not upsetting those same media barons
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Tory Media Pitchbot @torymediapitchbot.bsky.social · 02/01/2026
The Telegraph told us Boris Johnson wld usher in a golden age for Global Britain, and then that Truss and Kwarteng had constructed the finest budget in modern history. the right wing oligarchs are totally reliant on the British people being as thick as mince so they can keep hoarding all the wealth
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Tory Media Pitchbot @torymediapitchbot.bsky.social · 01/01/2026
just remember that Liz Truss - our former PM who crashed the British economy - invited this deranged Nazi onto her show to mouth off about how broken britain is
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Tory Media Pitchbot @torymediapitchbot.bsky.social · 29/12/2025
fairly confident that some of her next guests will be Matt Le Tissier, Stephen Yaxley-Lennon and Alex Jones
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Tory Media Pitchbot @torymediapitchbot.bsky.social · 21/12/2025
Locals are saying everyone associated with the Daily Mail might be morally and intellectually bankrupt
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Tory Media Pitchbot @torymediapitchbot.bsky.social · 18/12/2025
this is in direct contrast to the U.K., where a man can be a raging anti-Semite, but as long as he supports the billionaires desire to dodge tax - and the Israeli plan to massacre Palestinians - he will be supported and boosted into the highest office in the land
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Tory Media Pitchbot @torymediapitchbot.bsky.social · 12/12/2025
a fine example of what the deranged bigots that comprise the Tory media think of anyone who isn’t white
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Tory Media Pitchbot @torymediapitchbot.bsky.social · 06/12/2025
Unfortunately for us, that 30% includes the owners of the Telegraph, the Times, the Spectator, the Mail, GB News and half of the BBC board. and most of the landed wealth and business elite
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Tory Media Pitchbot @torymediapitchbot.bsky.social · 29/11/2025
let’s also remember that this newspaper pumps out propaganda every single day to get the main architect of Brexit elected as the next PM
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Tory Media Pitchbot @torymediapitchbot.bsky.social · 26/11/2025
we can be fairly certain that this man is/was a friend, donor or associate of Johnson, Cummings, Gove, Hancock etc or a regular Tory donor
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Tory Media Pitchbot @torymediapitchbot.bsky.social · 21/11/2025
sunlit uplands latest
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