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Tory Media Pitchbot @torymediapitchbot.bsky.social · 27/06/2026
there’s no saving this World Cup. FIFA is a criminal enterprise and the American govt is run by a rapist and his corrupt acolytes. there is no amount of football and good vibes that can cover that up
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Tory Media Pitchbot @torymediapitchbot.bsky.social · 26/06/2026
if only
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Tory Media Pitchbot @torymediapitchbot.bsky.social · 25/06/2026
he’s talking about a serial rapist and a man who couldn’t successfully run casinos
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Tory Media Pitchbot @torymediapitchbot.bsky.social · 25/06/2026
I’ve heard this speech before, sounds more convincing in the original German
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Tory Media Pitchbot @torymediapitchbot.bsky.social · 24/06/2026
understand your point but respectfully disagree. he said ‘I’m sorry to have to ask you about the £5m’ and then tried his best to help Farage out of the hole he was digging. there’s not a chance he wld have been that way with Lab, Lib Dem or Green MP
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Tory Media Pitchbot @torymediapitchbot.bsky.social · 24/06/2026
extraordinary how America teaches nadir after nadir and them somehow still manages to disgrace itself further
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Tory Media Pitchbot @torymediapitchbot.bsky.social · 24/06/2026
as evil ad he is bald. and he’s possibly the baldest man of all time
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Tory Media Pitchbot @torymediapitchbot.bsky.social · 23/06/2026
The astonishingly pathetic sight of Nick Ferrari and Hartley Brewer begging their dear friend Nigel not to get angry for gently asking him about his shameless corruption
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Tory Media Pitchbot @torymediapitchbot.bsky.social · 22/06/2026
Trump actually loves America. he loves a society that is so soaked in racial animosity that they have allowed him to loot the nation just because he indulges their rank bigotry
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Tory Media Pitchbot @torymediapitchbot.bsky.social · 21/06/2026
the wealthy toff pundit class are employed by the oligarchy to pump out pure bigotry to brainwash the masses - and then confidently state that its the number 1 concern of the people
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Tory Media Pitchbot @torymediapitchbot.bsky.social · 21/06/2026
what a shameless and pathetic c*nt this man is
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Tory Media Pitchbot @torymediapitchbot.bsky.social · 21/06/2026
the eloquence of a master strategist
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Tory Media Pitchbot @torymediapitchbot.bsky.social · 21/06/2026
so Trump wants to find an Al Qaeda operative to expand the regional war and create more bloodshed and savagery. every journalist shld get every Republican on the record supporting the funding of murderous extremists
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Tory Media Pitchbot @torymediapitchbot.bsky.social · 21/06/2026
remarkable how someone as thick and deranged as Cummings has managed to market himself as a super genius, just because he lied his way to a Brexit campaign win
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Tory Media Pitchbot @torymediapitchbot.bsky.social · 18/06/2026
losing is winning when done by a white, right wing rapist
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Tory Media Pitchbot @torymediapitchbot.bsky.social · 18/06/2026
fml this guy is as dumb as a sack of bricks
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Tory Media Pitchbot @torymediapitchbot.bsky.social · 17/06/2026
the humiliation kink these guys have is astonishing
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Tory Media Pitchbot @torymediapitchbot.bsky.social · 16/06/2026
genuine Bond Villain stuff
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Tory Media Pitchbot @torymediapitchbot.bsky.social · 16/06/2026
completely stunned to find out that Trump lied
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Tory Media Pitchbot @torymediapitchbot.bsky.social · 16/06/2026
it’s not that they have to knock down the apartment block - it’s that they want to, and they do so deliberately with genocidal intent
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Tory Media Pitchbot @torymediapitchbot.bsky.social · 16/06/2026
Revealed: Nigel Farage is a criminal and a shameless bigot
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Tory Media Pitchbot @torymediapitchbot.bsky.social · 16/06/2026
a good cognitive test for Trump wld be for one of the journalists to ask him to spell Hezbollah
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Tory Media Pitchbot @torymediapitchbot.bsky.social · 16/06/2026
Kash Patel also believes that his girlfriend loves him and is definitely not a foreign intelligence honeytrap
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Tory Media Pitchbot @torymediapitchbot.bsky.social · 14/06/2026
got to keep the money flowing when that country’s intelligence agencies has all the files proving that the US President is a rapist and a paedophile
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Tory Media Pitchbot @torymediapitchbot.bsky.social · 13/06/2026
Biden financed and authorised one of the most horrific genocides in human history in Gaza. and Trump has done exactly the same. nothing will wipe the blood off their hands
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Tory Media Pitchbot @torymediapitchbot.bsky.social · 12/06/2026
he’s a monstrous human being because his DOGE scam resulted in mass slaughter www.currentaffairs.org/news/how-elo...
currentaffairs.org
How Elon Musk Killed Hundreds of Thousands of People
Former USAID global health official Nicholas Enrich explains the catastrophic human toll of DOGE's cuts to the agency.
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Tory Media Pitchbot @torymediapitchbot.bsky.social · 12/06/2026
yes but most of the people he has killed are black and brown, which explain why he’s lauded in America
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Tory Media Pitchbot @torymediapitchbot.bsky.social · 12/06/2026
Elon and Farage have had to stand down their racist militia after finding out the victim is not white
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Tory Media Pitchbot @torymediapitchbot.bsky.social · 11/06/2026
you wld think it’s impossible for Rupert Murdoch and Fox News to sink any lower, but here we are
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Tory Media Pitchbot @torymediapitchbot.bsky.social · 11/06/2026
Shakira is a fighter not a quitter
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Tory Media Pitchbot @torymediapitchbot.bsky.social · 11/06/2026
Starmer and Shabana Mahmood can shag as many flags as they want but it will never be enough for the racists
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Tory Media Pitchbot @torymediapitchbot.bsky.social · 11/06/2026
it’s nice that the nation’s thickest and most corrupt people have a place to all gather and learn off each other
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Tory Media Pitchbot @torymediapitchbot.bsky.social · 10/06/2026
great so he’s now going to be given even more from the MAGA stormtrooper slush fund
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Tory Media Pitchbot @torymediapitchbot.bsky.social · 10/06/2026
actually the Labour Party’s total commitment to destroying itself and ushering in a Farage govt is stopping it from taking any action
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Tory Media Pitchbot @torymediapitchbot.bsky.social · 10/06/2026
unless you live in Gaza
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Tory Media Pitchbot @torymediapitchbot.bsky.social · 09/06/2026
orange where he shld be white
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Tory Media Pitchbot @torymediapitchbot.bsky.social · 09/06/2026
this wld be frightening if Musk wasn’t one of the world’s great scammers - completely incapable of backing up his words with any tangible action. his only talent is for self promotion and scamming money out of investors
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Tory Media Pitchbot @torymediapitchbot.bsky.social · 09/06/2026
the purpose of Question Time this to promote Farage and a string of poisonous right wing grifters, not to debate policy thank you very much
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Tory Media Pitchbot @torymediapitchbot.bsky.social · 09/06/2026
thats now 37 peace deals in the last two months
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Tory Media Pitchbot @torymediapitchbot.bsky.social · 08/06/2026
counterpoint - they know exactly who and what he is and they love him even more for being unapologetic about it because thats how they want to be too
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Tory Media Pitchbot @torymediapitchbot.bsky.social · 08/06/2026
tbf it’s best for women to stay away if the world’s most infamous rapist will be in the area
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Tory Media Pitchbot @torymediapitchbot.bsky.social · 08/06/2026
Johnson really is as dumb as a sack of bricks
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Tory Media Pitchbot @torymediapitchbot.bsky.social · 07/06/2026
proof of two-tier policing is that Farage and Tice have not been investigated and charged for their numerous financial crimes and bits of corruption
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Tory Media Pitchbot @torymediapitchbot.bsky.social · 05/06/2026
according to the media, arsenal scored 185 of them
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Tory Media Pitchbot @torymediapitchbot.bsky.social · 04/06/2026
the President is a serial rapist and is covering up evidence of him and his associates raping kids. maybe write about that
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Tory Media Pitchbot @torymediapitchbot.bsky.social · 04/06/2026
yeah really nailed that answer there Rob
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Tory Media Pitchbot @torymediapitchbot.bsky.social · 04/06/2026
oh yeah Conor Burna, a loyal acolyte of Boris. no doubt this will be an unbiased and intriguing dissection of one of the worst PMs in British history
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Tory Media Pitchbot @torymediapitchbot.bsky.social · 04/06/2026
the KKKaren energy here could power the whole of Epstein Island
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Tory Media Pitchbot @torymediapitchbot.bsky.social · 03/06/2026
they crippled those cops with pure love
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Tory Media Pitchbot @torymediapitchbot.bsky.social · 03/06/2026
10 years after Farage pulled off his biggest scam that has destroyed the U.K. economy, he’s now the front runner to be PM and the darling of the Tory press. The chances of the British electorate working out that he’s a fraud seem pretty slim
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