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@toriarty.bsky.social
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🏳️‍⚧️, writer, baker, artist, gamer, cosplayer, pirate, Izzy Canyon, Whovian, Black Sails, Captain Flint/Vane Apologist, 40 they, NSFW 🏴‍☠️🏴‍☠️, IWTV, devilsminion, STIZZY REAL, Hannibal 🖤, ao3, DDLV inspo pro, The Terror, Sherlockian

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Captain Flint’s twitchy upper lip @toriarty.bsky.social · 01/01/2026
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Captain Flint’s twitchy upper lip @toriarty.bsky.social · 20/12/2025
My friend got me a bat for Christmas. EEEE!! His name is Armand.
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Captain Flint’s twitchy upper lip @toriarty.bsky.social · 22/09/2025
Blehhhhh tonsillectomy in my future blehhhh
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Captain Flint’s twitchy upper lip @toriarty.bsky.social · 13/09/2025
Alestorm concert tonight and like Tell me this fucker doesn’t give Charles Vane vibes 🫦 hornyposting cuz drunk
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Captain Flint’s twitchy upper lip @toriarty.bsky.social · 09/08/2025
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Captain Flint’s twitchy upper lip @toriarty.bsky.social · 02/08/2025
JACOB ANDERSON IS SO BAE IN SANDMAN AWWW
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Captain Flint’s twitchy upper lip @toriarty.bsky.social · 02/08/2025
It sucks Neil Gaiman had to be a piece of shit, because I’m almost done with Sandman season two and I want more. :/ I dread to think of how bad the GO special is gonna be. ><
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Captain Flint’s twitchy upper lip @toriarty.bsky.social · 02/08/2025
I am OBSESSED with this game 😭😭😭🥰🥰 Tales of the Shire is so lovely!
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Captain Flint’s twitchy upper lip @toriarty.bsky.social · 19/07/2025
I feel so pretty!!! Heading to Ren Fair!
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Captain Flint’s twitchy upper lip @toriarty.bsky.social · 17/07/2025
Look at my fairy house! I’m so proud I painted this!
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Captain Flint’s twitchy upper lip @toriarty.bsky.social · 08/07/2025
GASP *stares at pain and suffering money from my recent car wreck* Better prepare for a London winter.
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Captain Flint’s twitchy upper lip @toriarty.bsky.social · 04/06/2025
LESTAT BUN BUN in #Faefarm. Extra and pink 💅 Also Daniel’s baby as I bred him from a bun named Daniel xD
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Captain Flint’s twitchy upper lip @toriarty.bsky.social · 30/05/2025
THIS FROG’S NAME IN FAE FARM
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Captain Flint’s twitchy upper lip @toriarty.bsky.social · 29/05/2025
I am OBSESSED with Fae Farm. And since I’m obsessed with OFMD, Black Sails, and IWTV I’m naming my animals after characters. Heehee I’m breeding Armand. 🤭 #IWTV #FaeFarm
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Captain Flint’s twitchy upper lip @toriarty.bsky.social · 28/05/2025
Kitty pictures! Cuz why not? We saw Stede today and he has a wound on his neck. Tried to get him but couldn’t, so tomorrow here’s hope we get him. He’s the Siamese that lets you pet him. Izzy is the skiddish brat that doesn’t, and the chonk is Brandy. <3 I love stray Stizzy.
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Captain Flint’s twitchy upper lip @toriarty.bsky.social · 25/05/2025
FINALLY got to watch The Severed Sun and it was fantastic!! Also dad bod Toby ftw.
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Captain Flint’s twitchy upper lip @toriarty.bsky.social · 16/05/2025
Uh oh! I fell down the rabbit hole of my Mad Hatter house! I’m really proud of this build and wanted to share. Also posted on Dreamer’s Portal under Toriarty. 🖤❤️ #ddlv #disneydreamlightvalley
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The Onion @theonion.com · 08/05/2025
Pope Leo XIV: ‘There Couldn’t Be A Better Time To Get The Fuck Out Of America Forever’
Pope Leo XIV: ‘There Couldn’t Be A Better Time To Get The Fuck Out Of America Forever’
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Captain Flint’s twitchy upper lip @toriarty.bsky.social · 09/05/2025
My Coziness Beyond The Stars dreamsnap! I’m a huge Star Wats nerd, and I can’t stand Vanellope so death to the youngling!! 💫💫 #DDLV #DisneyDreamlightValley
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Captain Flint’s twitchy upper lip @toriarty.bsky.social · 05/05/2025
It’s been 20 years since my dad passed away today. I went to his grave this past summer and talked and full body sobbed. It helped a lot, I got through Christmas and his bday just fine, but today? I cried myself to sleep last night and am crying now. I miss you so much, daddy. The pain is too much.
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Captain Flint’s twitchy upper lip @toriarty.bsky.social · 05/05/2025
I’m definitely never getting a customized gift for someone again. Not after tonight. Aaaand with that and after getting my rage out on people in AC Shadows, I’m going to bed. < / 3
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Captain Flint’s twitchy upper lip @toriarty.bsky.social · 05/05/2025
You turn 40 life sucks and then you die
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Captain Flint’s twitchy upper lip @toriarty.bsky.social · 22/04/2025
Welp, I broke down and made ANOTHER storage room just for event items. What do we think? 🥰 #DDLV #DisneyDreamlightValley
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Captain Flint’s twitchy upper lip @toriarty.bsky.social · 17/04/2025
So a stray kitty has been showing up to my house and I feed what I think is a him, and named him Izzy. He’s the void. Now another one has entered the arena, and @stedehands.bsky.social already named him Stede. I’ve got STIZZY ON MY PORCH Y’ALL
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Captain Flint’s twitchy upper lip @toriarty.bsky.social · 16/04/2025
Here are the results on my Just Spring Things dreamsnap! Thank you everyone that voted. <3 I was really proud of this one. #DDLV #DisneyDreamlightValley
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toonco17 | commissions OPEN! @toonco17.bsky.social · 14/04/2025
Ok and some more #stizzy
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Captain Flint’s twitchy upper lip @toriarty.bsky.social · 15/04/2025
I got to see Pretty Guardian Sailor Moon The Super Live as my birthday present!! I turn 40 on Wednesday, but this was the best birthday gift ever. I legit cried, I was so happy!!! Dream come true! #SailorMoonSuperLive #SailorMoonTheSuperLive
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Chrysonoe @chrysonoe.bsky.social · 08/04/2025
Enough work for today, Daniel. #devilsminion #InterviewWithTheVampire #iwtv #armandaniel
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Captain Flint’s twitchy upper lip @toriarty.bsky.social · 09/04/2025
I have the best bae in @stedehands.bsky.social ! My birthday is in the 16th, and on the 13th I’m going to see Sailor Moon Live! Look what she got me!! A qposket of my fave, Sailor Uranus and an outers lanyard!. I’m so lucky. <3
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Cuco the cat 🏴‍☠️🐈‍⬛ @mrpancot.bsky.social · 28/03/2025
Need to draw some stizzy #ofmd #stizzy #izzyhands #stedebonnet
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Captain Flint’s twitchy upper lip @toriarty.bsky.social · 01/04/2025
I love how vicious murderers get life in prison but Mangione kills one billionaire asshole that ruined people’s lives and he gets the death penalty. Holding on for a hero holdout on that jury. 🙏 I don’t condone murder, but no such thing as a good CEO, let alone one of a health insurance company.
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Captain Flint’s twitchy upper lip @toriarty.bsky.social · 07/03/2025
Izzy’s hole? The gentleman pirate I presume? I made a strawberry cake with strawberry icing tonight, trying to cheer myself up. Cooking always does that. Made my mama French toast this morning too.
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Captain Flint’s twitchy upper lip @toriarty.bsky.social · 05/03/2025
I finally received my Canyon craft gift and it’s amazing!!! @amateursoftboy.bsky.social made me this lovely twat pillow in my favorite colors and also sent me some lovely stickers and things because it was so late which they did not have to do, but I am grateful, so thank you love!! I love it all!!
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Captain Flint’s twitchy upper lip @toriarty.bsky.social · 04/03/2025
Sad
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Captain Flint’s twitchy upper lip @toriarty.bsky.social · 27/02/2025
You have no idea how long it took me to get this shot. Villager’s On Parade dreamsnap! 🧚‍♀️ #ddlv
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sam💀 @adhdedteach.bsky.social · 18/02/2025
apropos of nothing, today's daily sketch is dedicated to my fellow disabled queers 💜 #izzyhands #ofmd #ofmdfanart
cartoon drawing of izzy hands from our flag means death, he's positioned sat down on an invisible seat because i didnt want to draw one. his shoulders are back, his head is held up high and he looks defiant. his arms are leant on across his thighs, and his legs are spread apart, his left (prosthetic) leg is facing the viewer. he has top surgery scars and a scar on the left side of his abdomen.
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Captain Flint’s twitchy upper lip @toriarty.bsky.social · 18/02/2025
Ready to wear my button for Captain America tomorrow. Remember kids, it’s always cool to punch a Nazi.
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Captain Flint’s twitchy upper lip @toriarty.bsky.social · 17/02/2025
Honestly? I feel like he only did this because of the utter backlash he received because he killed our queer king off. So.. yeah.
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Captain Flint’s twitchy upper lip @toriarty.bsky.social · 14/02/2025
CRYING KICKING SCREAMING this literally looks like Armand and young Daniel but it’s Hotel Portofino
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Captain Flint’s twitchy upper lip @toriarty.bsky.social · 14/02/2025
I’m tellin’ ya, somehow I knew I’d be in the five percent LOL
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Captain Flint’s twitchy upper lip @toriarty.bsky.social · 11/02/2025
I really want to adopt another cat. I’m in such a bad place mentally at night as of late, and my cat hates cuddling or snuggling. I love her to death but I miss my full cat household. And since I’m dependent on my mom, shes been constantly saying no. I just want a furry baby to actually snuggle.
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Charlie Capen @charliecapen.bsky.social · 10/02/2025
So, yeah. We worked overnight and put up @therealcononeill.bsky.social's #OFMD event on YouTube. It is age-gated due to spicy content... So enjoy, #OurFlagMeansDeath crew! shopstands.com/pages/izzy-i...
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Captain Flint’s twitchy upper lip @toriarty.bsky.social · 10/02/2025
Our beloved king 👑
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Captain Flint’s twitchy upper lip @toriarty.bsky.social · 10/02/2025
I miss my daddy. < / 3
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Captain Flint’s twitchy upper lip @toriarty.bsky.social · 10/02/2025
Sigh had a good day just feeling really down and lonely and my cat does not want to cuddle. ><!
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Stizzy Real @stedehands.bsky.social · 09/02/2025
ENJOY. Con, the man that you are.
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Captain Flint’s twitchy upper lip @toriarty.bsky.social · 10/02/2025
I got to see David Tennant’s Macbeth and he was sublime. Didn’t think I’d like the minimalism, but it was really good. My only qualm is the banquet scene, because if you don’t know the play, you wouldn’t realize he’s seeing Banquo’s ghost.
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Rights🏴‍☠️🦇 @imrights.bsky.social · 09/02/2025
omg..... izzy is the younger one...........!
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Captain Flint’s twitchy upper lip @toriarty.bsky.social · 09/02/2025
I don’t care about football. I only care that Con’s event is tomorrow and then I’m going an hour or so away for David Tennant’s Macbeth. <3
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