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Captain Flint’s twitchy upper lip

@toriarty.bsky.social
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🏳️‍⚧️, writer, baker, artist, gamer, cosplayer, pirate, Izzy Canyon, Whovian, Black Sails, Captain Flint/Vane Apologist, 40 they, NSFW 🏴‍☠️🏴‍☠️, IWTV, devilsminion, STIZZY REAL, Hannibal 🖤, ao3, DDLV inspo pro, The Terror, Sherlockian

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Captain Flint’s twitchy upper lip @toriarty.bsky.social · 01/01/2026
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Captain Flint’s twitchy upper lip @toriarty.bsky.social · 20/12/2025
My friend got me a bat for Christmas. EEEE!! His name is Armand.
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Captain Flint’s twitchy upper lip @toriarty.bsky.social · 22/09/2025
Blehhhhh tonsillectomy in my future blehhhh
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Captain Flint’s twitchy upper lip @toriarty.bsky.social · 13/09/2025
Alestorm concert tonight and like Tell me this fucker doesn’t give Charles Vane vibes 🫦 hornyposting cuz drunk
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Captain Flint’s twitchy upper lip @toriarty.bsky.social · 10/08/2025
I painted an axolotl and shark. They get fired up this week and I’ll get to pick them up next week!
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Captain Flint’s twitchy upper lip @toriarty.bsky.social · 10/08/2025
Thank you!! I love him too! 🥹🥹🥹
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Captain Flint’s twitchy upper lip @toriarty.bsky.social · 09/08/2025
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Captain Flint’s twitchy upper lip @toriarty.bsky.social · 02/08/2025
I mean he’s literally but like he’s adorable. Win on costume design!
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Captain Flint’s twitchy upper lip @toriarty.bsky.social · 02/08/2025
JACOB ANDERSON IS SO BAE IN SANDMAN AWWW
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Captain Flint’s twitchy upper lip @toriarty.bsky.social · 02/08/2025
It sucks Neil Gaiman had to be a piece of shit, because I’m almost done with Sandman season two and I want more. :/ I dread to think of how bad the GO special is gonna be. ><
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Captain Flint’s twitchy upper lip @toriarty.bsky.social · 02/08/2025
I am OBSESSED with this game 😭😭😭🥰🥰 Tales of the Shire is so lovely!
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Captain Flint’s twitchy upper lip @toriarty.bsky.social · 19/07/2025
Rarely do I ever feel I look pretty but I’m in love with this. 😍😍 Thanks hon!!
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Captain Flint’s twitchy upper lip @toriarty.bsky.social · 19/07/2025
I feel so pretty!!! Heading to Ren Fair!
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Captain Flint’s twitchy upper lip @toriarty.bsky.social · 17/07/2025
Me too! I can’t wait to see the speckled colors next week!
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Captain Flint’s twitchy upper lip @toriarty.bsky.social · 17/07/2025
Thanks! I’ve got another one that’s being fired up this week. This wittle guy 🥹
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Captain Flint’s twitchy upper lip @toriarty.bsky.social · 17/07/2025
Look at my fairy house! I’m so proud I painted this!
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Captain Flint’s twitchy upper lip @toriarty.bsky.social · 11/07/2025
RIGHT?! I have a friend in the UK too, that would let me stay with her! So I’m really debating it.
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Captain Flint’s twitchy upper lip @toriarty.bsky.social · 08/07/2025
GASP *stares at pain and suffering money from my recent car wreck* Better prepare for a London winter.
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Captain Flint’s twitchy upper lip @toriarty.bsky.social · 04/06/2025
LESTAT BUN BUN in #Faefarm. Extra and pink 💅 Also Daniel’s baby as I bred him from a bun named Daniel xD
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Captain Flint’s twitchy upper lip @toriarty.bsky.social · 30/05/2025
He looks so tired too. 😂
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Captain Flint’s twitchy upper lip @toriarty.bsky.social · 30/05/2025
THIS FROG’S NAME IN FAE FARM
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Captain Flint’s twitchy upper lip @toriarty.bsky.social · 29/05/2025
I am OBSESSED with Fae Farm. And since I’m obsessed with OFMD, Black Sails, and IWTV I’m naming my animals after characters. Heehee I’m breeding Armand. 🤭 #IWTV #FaeFarm
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Captain Flint’s twitchy upper lip @toriarty.bsky.social · 28/05/2025
Kitty pictures! Cuz why not? We saw Stede today and he has a wound on his neck. Tried to get him but couldn’t, so tomorrow here’s hope we get him. He’s the Siamese that lets you pet him. Izzy is the skiddish brat that doesn’t, and the chonk is Brandy. <3 I love stray Stizzy.
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Captain Flint’s twitchy upper lip @toriarty.bsky.social · 25/05/2025
FINALLY got to watch The Severed Sun and it was fantastic!! Also dad bod Toby ftw.
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Captain Flint’s twitchy upper lip @toriarty.bsky.social · 16/05/2025
Uh oh! I fell down the rabbit hole of my Mad Hatter house! I’m really proud of this build and wanted to share. Also posted on Dreamer’s Portal under Toriarty. 🖤❤️ #ddlv #disneydreamlightvalley
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The Onion @theonion.com · 08/05/2025
Pope Leo XIV: ‘There Couldn’t Be A Better Time To Get The Fuck Out Of America Forever’
Pope Leo XIV: ‘There Couldn’t Be A Better Time To Get The Fuck Out Of America Forever’
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Captain Flint’s twitchy upper lip @toriarty.bsky.social · 09/05/2025
I love how adoring he looks. Ed just kinda snubbed him but Stede was in awe. <3
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Captain Flint’s twitchy upper lip @toriarty.bsky.social · 09/05/2025
My Coziness Beyond The Stars dreamsnap! I’m a huge Star Wats nerd, and I can’t stand Vanellope so death to the youngling!! 💫💫 #DDLV #DisneyDreamlightValley
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Captain Flint’s twitchy upper lip @toriarty.bsky.social · 05/05/2025
It’s been 20 years since my dad passed away today. I went to his grave this past summer and talked and full body sobbed. It helped a lot, I got through Christmas and his bday just fine, but today? I cried myself to sleep last night and am crying now. I miss you so much, daddy. The pain is too much.
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Captain Flint’s twitchy upper lip @toriarty.bsky.social · 05/05/2025
I’m definitely never getting a customized gift for someone again. Not after tonight. Aaaand with that and after getting my rage out on people in AC Shadows, I’m going to bed. < / 3
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Captain Flint’s twitchy upper lip @toriarty.bsky.social · 05/05/2025
You turn 40 life sucks and then you die
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Captain Flint’s twitchy upper lip @toriarty.bsky.social · 22/04/2025
I’m currently redoing part of my Forest of Valor to be 100 acre wood themed too. I just got sick of event stuff being in three or four diff chests in my storage rooms so the ocd said make this. XDD
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Captain Flint’s twitchy upper lip @toriarty.bsky.social · 22/04/2025
Welp, I broke down and made ANOTHER storage room just for event items. What do we think? 🥰 #DDLV #DisneyDreamlightValley
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Captain Flint’s twitchy upper lip @toriarty.bsky.social · 18/04/2025
Yessssss
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Captain Flint’s twitchy upper lip @toriarty.bsky.social · 17/04/2025
So a stray kitty has been showing up to my house and I feed what I think is a him, and named him Izzy. He’s the void. Now another one has entered the arena, and @stedehands.bsky.social already named him Stede. I’ve got STIZZY ON MY PORCH Y’ALL
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Captain Flint’s twitchy upper lip @toriarty.bsky.social · 16/04/2025
Here are the results on my Just Spring Things dreamsnap! Thank you everyone that voted. <3 I was really proud of this one. #DDLV #DisneyDreamlightValley
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toonco17 | commissions OPEN! @toonco17.bsky.social · 14/04/2025
Ok and some more #stizzy
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Captain Flint’s twitchy upper lip @toriarty.bsky.social · 15/04/2025
I got to see Pretty Guardian Sailor Moon The Super Live as my birthday present!! I turn 40 on Wednesday, but this was the best birthday gift ever. I legit cried, I was so happy!!! Dream come true! #SailorMoonSuperLive #SailorMoonTheSuperLive
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Chrysonoe @chrysonoe.bsky.social · 08/04/2025
Enough work for today, Daniel. #devilsminion #InterviewWithTheVampire #iwtv #armandaniel
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Captain Flint’s twitchy upper lip @toriarty.bsky.social · 09/04/2025
I have the best bae in @stedehands.bsky.social ! My birthday is in the 16th, and on the 13th I’m going to see Sailor Moon Live! Look what she got me!! A qposket of my fave, Sailor Uranus and an outers lanyard!. I’m so lucky. <3
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Cuco the cat 🏴‍☠️🐈‍⬛ @mrpancot.bsky.social · 28/03/2025
Need to draw some stizzy #ofmd #stizzy #izzyhands #stedebonnet
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Captain Flint’s twitchy upper lip @toriarty.bsky.social · 01/04/2025
LMAO ITS THE MASSAGE RP
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Captain Flint’s twitchy upper lip @toriarty.bsky.social · 01/04/2025
I love how vicious murderers get life in prison but Mangione kills one billionaire asshole that ruined people’s lives and he gets the death penalty. Holding on for a hero holdout on that jury. 🙏 I don’t condone murder, but no such thing as a good CEO, let alone one of a health insurance company.
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Captain Flint’s twitchy upper lip @toriarty.bsky.social · 20/03/2025
BOOBIES
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elmo from sesame street is standing in front of a fire
ALT: elmo from sesame street is standing in front of a fire
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Captain Flint’s twitchy upper lip @toriarty.bsky.social · 07/03/2025
Yeah cuz like then there’d be hope life might get better, even if they came to destroy us cuz anything is better than the shit going on right now.
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Captain Flint’s twitchy upper lip @toriarty.bsky.social · 07/03/2025
Oh I love it! It’s made a wonderful little back pillow for me. It’s perfect!! It even made my mom laugh when I opened up when she saw what it said. 🥰🥰🥰
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Captain Flint’s twitchy upper lip @toriarty.bsky.social · 07/03/2025
Izzy’s hole? The gentleman pirate I presume? I made a strawberry cake with strawberry icing tonight, trying to cheer myself up. Cooking always does that. Made my mama French toast this morning too.
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Captain Flint’s twitchy upper lip @toriarty.bsky.social · 06/03/2025
.. Izzy?
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Captain Flint’s twitchy upper lip @toriarty.bsky.social · 05/03/2025
It’s fantastic. 😭😭😭😭
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