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Tora Tora

@torakowalski.bsky.social
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Still me, just over here now. Still hipster about unicorns. Still HR fairy. Way more hair than gender. My chosen pronouns are the definite article.

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Ariadne Griffin @ariadnereviews.bsky.social · 23h
I'm incredibly invested in Maya Jama purely because I need her to get to A) The Cunty Funeral Procession Episode B) The High Glam Murder Dinner Episode #CelebrityTraitors
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Tora Tora @torakowalski.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Okay if they kill ANY of the ones they've mentioned, I will bite #CelebrityTraitors
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Tora Tora @torakowalski.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Being back at work after a week off is just NOT as good as being in Croatia, most beautiful place in the world.
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Roxi Horror 💀🌸 @roxiqt.com · 13/09/2023
People think octopuses love October because they both begin with "octo" but the truth is that octopuses spend the whole month getting excited for Halloween because they are capable of giving out candy extremely quickly & efficiently.
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Tora Tora @torakowalski.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Hello from Cavtat, where it is BEAUTIFUL.
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Tora Tora @torakowalski.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
My phone's touchscreen fully decided to stop working today, Three were *useless* but a very nice man in one of those "we fix your phone and money launder" shops sold me a new(???) S10 for very little money so at least I'm not phoneless.
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Helen Barnard @helenbarnard.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Is there any chance we can somehow sue Man City to pay for social care?
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𝕳𝖔𝖗𝖗𝖔𝖗𝖈𝖚𝖑𝖙𝖚𝖗𝖎𝖘𝖙 🇨🇦🦇🥀🕸 @horrorculturist.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
#PSA
FOR THE LAST TIME…

Abyss = for staring into
Void = for screaming into

𝘗𝘭𝘦𝘢𝘴𝘦 𝘴𝘵𝘰𝘱 𝘴𝘤𝘳𝘦𝘢𝘮𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘪𝘯𝘵𝘰 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘢𝘣𝘺𝘴𝘴. 𝘞𝘦 𝘢𝘳𝘦 𝘯𝘰𝘵 𝘪𝘯𝘴𝘶𝘳𝘦𝘥 𝘧𝘰𝘳 𝘵𝘩𝘢𝘵.
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Tora Tora @torakowalski.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Why is Josh even here? Emma and JoJo have this. #Strictly
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Tora Tora @torakowalski.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Arriving at Strictly an hour later with pasta. But I'm here!
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Tora Tora @torakowalski.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
I'm having a not nice day at work, and I don't even have a grown up I can go and whine to, due to how *I* may be the grown up.
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Tora Tora @torakowalski.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
New #GBBO is so lovely so far with Nigella. She has a Mary Berry warmth that Prue never brought.
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Tora Tora @torakowalski.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Laugh rule.
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Tora Tora @torakowalski.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Gosh, The Guardian are closing Guardian Jobs. I know people don't use it anymore but that was the first place I ever looked for jobs.
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Tora Tora @torakowalski.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Oh no I already love so many of these celebs I'd never heard of before. #Strictly
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Tora Tora @torakowalski.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Just so excited about Lawrence Robb being here. Hi my love, you're so handsome. #Strictly
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Tora Tora @torakowalski.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Why are there THREE hosts? It's so many hosts. ##Strictly
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Alex Zalben @azalben.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
BREAKING: Remmick will no longer be opening for Ed Sheeran
Remmick in sinners
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Ilthit @ilthit.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
A lot of these wuxia/xianxia manhua guys necessarily look kind of the same in art but when I see one of them holding a baby in yellow and looking like he's going to murder several someones I go ah yes, Jiang Cheng. What a guy.
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Tora Tora @torakowalski.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Has anyone seen On The Sea, which looks a bit like a wet God's Own Country. I just want to know if it ends happily.
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Tora Tora @torakowalski.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Honestly the fact that everything at the Ultimate Athletics Championships except the track is black is Hunger Games as fuck.
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Tora Tora @torakowalski.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Spotify: do you want to listen to the new Brian Fallon album? Me: obviously but it's not out until September. Spotify: Me: Me: wait 😍
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Merriam-Webster @merriam-webster.com · 11/09/2026
Why is 'lb' the abbreviation for 'pound'?
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Tora Tora @torakowalski.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
Guys. Guys. @shehulking.bsky.social and I saw Cabaret again and it was great again, but also this happened? To my phone??
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Tora Tora @torakowalski.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
And in completely different news, I've started watching Adults and I cannot TELL you how much I love Adults.
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Tora Tora @torakowalski.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
Made a cake but the recipe was all in cups which I don't understand, so let's see what actually happens!
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Tora Tora @torakowalski.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
It is truly phenominal how long it takes my gen z colleague to type a message. Some people did NOT grow up touch typing on MSN at the family computer while pretending to talk to their parents and it shows.
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ames @ world peace thru yaoi @brofisting.net · 04/09/2026
let's ask tierney if he was a vecchio guy or a kowalski guy and restart* the ray wars in 2026
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Tora Tora @torakowalski.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
Two. I have heard of two.
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Tora Tora @torakowalski.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
Sudden epic rain omg
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Shecky @shecky.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
Still no takers. I don't *understand*, and it's killing me. LOOK AT THESE FACES.
Torbie cat standing on bed, looking up.Gray cat with small white flash on throat, sitting on bed, looking up.
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Tora Tora @torakowalski.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
wtf is going on with this movie
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Megan Goodwin @mpgphd.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
"find out who you are and do it on purpose" changed my life
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Tora Tora @torakowalski.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
Look! It's us! This was so funnnnn!
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calamity jenn. @shehulking.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
lol you can see Tora and I clapping in this one if you know where to look (over Layton’s shoulder)
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Tora Tora @torakowalski.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
We are Disappoint about this!
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Tora Tora @torakowalski.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
It's raining 😍😍😍
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Tora Tora @torakowalski.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
I'm playing Zelda: TOTK nine million years later than everyone else and can I just say that I fucking HATE the fire temple. Why am I going in circles on a cart while a rock man gets in my way???
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Ian Boudreau @ianboudreau.com · 16/08/2026
A lot of people don't know this, but when you brush a cat, you are legally required to show them the wad of cat hair that came off of them and tell them "this is enough for another whole cat"
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Tora Tora @torakowalski.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
Back at work after my week off and my main impression of new line manager is that he seems to need to be the smartest person in the room. This... is not going to wash with me, alas. #work
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Tora Tora @torakowalski.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
I got TWO alerts from the Gov and jumped out of my skin both times. If I promise not to have a BBQ, will they stop?
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Tora Tora @torakowalski.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
Very fun, very hot time at the European Athletics in Birmingham! Here are some pole vaulters in love.
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Tora Tora @torakowalski.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
Leaving the 35C of London for the... 35C of Birmingham. Hm something can't be right there.
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Becky Allen @allreb.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
Hey friends, can anyone help some cats?
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Tora Tora @torakowalski.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
Got my nephew today and we: went to a cat cafe, sqw VR dinosaurs, went on a VR roller coaster, went bowling, then giant chess. Tonight I'm seeing Six. Knackered.
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Tora Tora @torakowalski.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
Heatwave #5 hasn't even started yet and I'm already tired of it.
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Katelyn Burns @katelynburns.com · 09/08/2026
Holding WorldPride in a country with a trans bathroom ban is a bad idea
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Tora Tora @torakowalski.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
I'm sure taking time off work is worth it, but the AMOUNT of work I have to do beforehand is truly, truly insane. Also my lovely manager is leaving and being replaced by someone who seems to be a Man, and that is just not as good, honestly.
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Tora Tora @torakowalski.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
Everyone I know seems to have hit some kind of switch of NO. NO MORE HEATWAVE. Like, it was actually hotter before this, but cumulatively, we are all so tired of this.
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