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@topsycretin.bsky.social
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Despite everything, it's still me.

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🔞Soft🏳️‍⚧️ 📌 🎃 YCH! (Oct 6th) @softpaints.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
[ BOIL & BUBBLE 💚 OPEN YCH | 3 SLOTS ] 🎃Open until Oct. 6th! (will be finished in Oct)🎃 🧪18+ OCs & clients only 🧪Any gender/body type 🧪Humanoid/Anthro 👍 Mech/Feral 👎 🧪Complex design fee: $10-$20 based on ref and spot* *Non-human designs are more likely to be considered complex #sizesky #giantess
A witchy giant dangles a tiny above a cauldron. 

Text at the top of the screen reads "YCH "(Your Character Here) with an arrow pointing towards the big witch. Underneath that, it says "$60 USD, cell-shaded".

At the bottom of the screen, another arrow points to the tiny, with text that reads "YCH (optional) $20 USD".
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Topsy @topsycretin.bsky.social · 2h
If you're looking for a fun spooky movie, I recommend Deadstream.
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Fairy Angel Princess Mellica of Multitudes @mellica.bsky.social · 5h
switching back and forth between fawning and defiance is so fucking good. keep pushing and pushing until something *really* scary is suggested, then appease and acquiesce to anything else because at least it isn't *that* right? it's generous of Her
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Topsy @topsycretin.bsky.social · 6h
Fun fact: My gran deliberately didn't let me in the other day when I surprised her with a visit. (She told me later it's because she thought I was a Jehovah's Witness)
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Topsy @topsycretin.bsky.social · 6h
I am so misunderstood by the SUPPOSED love of my life.
Me: Beef milk or oat?
Her: Cow, should be plenty oat left.
Her: Stop calling it beef milk
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Topsy @topsycretin.bsky.social · 6h
Thank you work, for the affirming words.
Think shrink. Every shift. Every colleague. Every decision"
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Lee Hurley @hleehurley.com · 14/09/2026
This is what has happened with Labour in the UK. Most people don't believe that Labour could be transphobic - they aren't the Tories or Reform after all - and refuse to see it, and they are the most transphobic government of my life. So much harder to fight against, so much more damage done.
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Blue Skies, THE TAURING KNIGHT @theblueskiesabove.bsky.social · 08/06/2026
A truth etched into the very bedrock of the earth... We were here when the world was born. We will be here until the world dies, and not a *single second before*. You can no more change this fact than you can command the winds and tides. #BlueSkiesArt #OC_Melodia
the kirin Titan Queen Melodia, Her eyes obscured by Her bangs, grinning a sinister smile as She tilts Her face towards some unseen viewer. Behind Her are stripes of blue rose and white. Melodia sneers with an easy and practiced power, "I have outlived you a thousand times already..." 

Beneath Her prodigious chest, she continues, "AND I WILL OUTLIVE YOU A THOUSAND MORE."
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Topsy @topsycretin.bsky.social · 9h
Slightly later than my previous post but I had to cheat for all the weapons any time I played Duke Nukem 3D because the noise the Octobrains made was terrifying. Gotta rocket them before they see ya.
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Borzoibot @borzbot.bsky.social · 14h
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Topsy @topsycretin.bsky.social · 10h
I wanted a clip from "30 Rock" of a character saying "I'm a really sexy baby" and thought "I really don't want that in my search history."
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Imakawaiifox @foxboxsocksrocks.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Cherry got scared so bad her stinger came out D: #furryart #bugfurry
An anthropomorphic velvet ant character named Cherry who got scared so badly her stinger came out! She is mostly brown with fluffy red hair, a black fanny pack around her waist, purple eyes, a purple dress, black antennae, a choker with a blue jewel, fishnets on her arms, and black stockings held up by garters.
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Topsy @topsycretin.bsky.social · 12h
Being the least insufferable Tool fan by never using the word "transcendent" when describing it.
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Topsy @topsycretin.bsky.social · 13h
The big blue one spoke entirely in foghorns which sounded clipped in the audio and I could not be in the room when this was on.
Stoppit and Tidyup
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Topsy @topsycretin.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
What's the name of that one PC horror game where they use balls instead of angular polygons?
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Topsy @topsycretin.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Micros....using handheld consoles as arcade cabinets...
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small mousegirl squeaks @shrinksmall.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
huge grouchy rude cat lady gets shrunk by the sweetest and dumbest golden retriever girl possible. #sizesky #macromicro
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Topsy @topsycretin.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Didn't realise there was an Adam Sandler game
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Topsy @topsycretin.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Since the company transfer, we've had no way to clock in and out of work. And none of my bosses are in today. The temptation to just walk out is strong
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Topsy @topsycretin.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
They should do trick or treating for adults where you give out weed vapes and mini spirit bottles.
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Topsy @topsycretin.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Does anyone know if you need to adjust amounts for baking with plant butter? I'm not vegan/vegetarian but we're trying to substitute what we can without compromising on what we like. (Oat milk, plant butter, meat alternatives)
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Buxy @buxy.xyz · 03/10/2026
Yeah
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Tred @tredlocity.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Cartoon wolves used to be horny for human women. But now human women are horny for cartoon wolves. The reason? Woke.
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Topsy @topsycretin.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
I have been released from gay baby jail and can now do a discord. Still clueless as to what I did to warrant the punishment
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Topsy @topsycretin.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
The malt loaf is coming on a bit strong...
"Top me however you like"
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Topsy @topsycretin.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
??? I'm locked out of discord? I'm in like, 2 and it's all friends.
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Gef the Toking Mongoose @geftokingmongoose.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
The sad and happy man riding a train meme but both sides changed to the sad man. On the left the there is text above him that reads "Having a job" and on the right text that reads "Not having a job"
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Topsy @topsycretin.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
I dunno if this is a hot take, but I think the first Terrifier is the best one. I guess I feel the demon and angel imagery of the sequels doesn't fit as well to me.
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Herny @herny.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
Since you seem to like Teefany too 🐊
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Goh_billy @gohbilly.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Attaching Marco from Metal Slug to my fan to bring out some Heavy Machine Gun action.
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Jay-Bug🐞 @jaybug.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
The Jay-Bug P-site Story Zone is live!!! Link in bio!! All of my best old stories are available to the public, and a new story is available too! A basic version for free subscribers and the full version for patrons! I hope you'll join me!
jay-bug welcomes you to his pzone
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Nyx 🏳️‍⚧️ @giantessnyx.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
October Commissions! DM for details! 5 slots open!
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Classic Video Game Box Art @classicboxart.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Resident Evil - Code: Veronica (2000)
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Topsy @topsycretin.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
My toxic trait is feeling a need to tell my dog she's adopted
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Topsy @topsycretin.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
static.klipy.com
Captain Planet Points at You
ALT: Captain Planet Points at You
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The Lillibrarian @thelillibrarian.bsky.social · 16/06/2026
Bottle cap shields and sewing needle swords and leaf umbrellas and tissue box beds and postage stamp posters and thimble buckets and matchstick ladders and popsicle stick diving boards and napkin parachutes and charger cable rappels and repurposed doll clothes and finding magic in the mundane.
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Topsy @topsycretin.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
That people can make money on youtube freebooting other people's videos and just having their dumb ass point at the video with no commentary pisses me off to no end lol
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(CHECK PINNED) Deer in Places they Shouldn't Be @deershouldnt.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
B I G D U M B
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Topsy @topsycretin.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
When I posted this, I didn't realise the bsky staffer that got caught liking "barely legal" porn on main was taking the piss out of it. Fuck that guy, I love you little scrungly guys. I'll be your dragon <3
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Topsy @topsycretin.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
CW: Gore Reminds me of a horror film we saw called Zombeavers. You'd think it would just be another "killer animal" film but it turns people into were beavers
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Topsy @topsycretin.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
I'd love to stream, but I sound like Eeyore on the comedown.
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Twonks @twonks.bsky.social · 25/03/2026
The Jetsons lied to us
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Topsy @topsycretin.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
I'm not an economics nerd, but I hate this dipshit and his stupid fucking jacket.
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J. L. Westover @mrlovenstein.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
god wants you to back my kickstarter 💦 kickstarter.com/projects/mrlovenstein/mr-lovenstein-presents-fun
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pmamtraveller.bsky.social @pmamtraveller.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
The Grasshopper Dream Cafe, built from two railway cars in Jeonseon, South Korea.
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Dr. Ivo "Eggman" Robotnik @hatethathedgehog.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
ive evaluated ur post and it can be inferred your fucking mean
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Mae Merciless @maemerciless.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
gator mae doodle by @megabatty.bsky.social 🐊🖤 I love her sooo much I'm going to stick you into her big fluffy hair and lose you for like a week 🥰 thank you darcyyy!!
a digital doodle of an anthropomorphic alligator sona drawn from the neck up with dark green scales and black lipstick and a shock of big fluffy curly black hair
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Topsy @topsycretin.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
If ever there was a reason to rebuild Hadrian's Wall...
A frog faced liar with the caption "Nigel Farage in Scotland as Reform continue to plummet in polls"
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Topsy @topsycretin.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Wife: "Will you stop asking if I'd love you if you were a worm?" She lacks whimsy in her life. (In fairness, I'm probably exhausting to live with.)
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Topsy @topsycretin.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Kobold fantasies...
Kobold fantasies
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