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Habeas Jocus

@toowoke2joke.bsky.social
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The Law won't save you but a Taurus Judge will. Always following 666. ☁️ Blue Sky Sertified Super User 🗑️ Account

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Habeas Jocus @toowoke2joke.bsky.social · 1h
Yeah a deck.
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Habeas Jocus @toowoke2joke.bsky.social · 1h
Only talking about the sexy models
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Habeas Jocus @toowoke2joke.bsky.social · 1h
He's gettin on his high horse darth
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Habeas Jocus @toowoke2joke.bsky.social · 1h
No you had it right the first time
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Habeas Jocus @toowoke2joke.bsky.social · 1h
Fucking treasonous.
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Andrew Lawrence @ndrew.bsky.social · 4h
schumers silence on omar is fucking enraging, he needs to go
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Headquarters @headquartersnews.bsky.social · 13h
Q: Were Medicare and Medicaid mistakes? Vivek Ramaswamy: I believe they were. I think the evidence would show that it has harmed the very people that it was created to actually help
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Habeas Jocus @toowoke2joke.bsky.social · 5h
pretty sure this is what they call a menage a trois
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Tom Schalk - Voice Actor Guy @tomschalk.bsky.social · 16h
The Superman No Smoking Ad, but I lost the audio track and dubbed it from memory
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Habeas Jocus @toowoke2joke.bsky.social · 5h
He probably owns a "Save a cowboy, ride a horse" tanktop.
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Phil Lewis @phillewis.bsky.social · 5h
Students from North Carolina A&T can be seen marching back to their HBCU after voting on the first day of early voting in the state. The Guilford County Board of Elections voted to remove the school’s on-campus polling site. (video via Todd Simmons) greensboro.com/news/local/g...
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Habeas Jocus @toowoke2joke.bsky.social · 5h
She deserves it tbh
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Habeas Jocus @toowoke2joke.bsky.social · 5h
Every clown needs his Grimace
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Habeas Jocus @toowoke2joke.bsky.social · 5h
Thats how an adult plays with children. He's sonning the whole league.
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Oliver Willis @owillis.bsky.social · 5h
If the democrats don’t tie this racist piece of shit in knots to the end of his days if they get a majority they deserve to rot
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Habeas Jocus @toowoke2joke.bsky.social · 16/10/2026
That's the kind of car Bladerunner would drive.
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Marc Elias @marcelias.bsky.social · 16/10/2026
DOJ just dropped a list of voters it wants disqualified and has threatened legal action against a key state in the midterms if they don't comply with their ridiculous demands. Join me for a complete break down. www.youtube.com/watch?v=ul0m...
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BREAKING: Trump DOJ Drops SECRET Voter Purge List Days Into Voting
YouTube video by Democracy Docket
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Habeas Jocus @toowoke2joke.bsky.social · 16/10/2026
Reskeets would have been legal btw
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Habeas Jocus @toowoke2joke.bsky.social · 16/10/2026
We call those teenagers
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e.w. niedermeyer @niedermeyer.online · 16/10/2026
who could have guessed this about the guy who thinks introspection is fake and gay
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Habeas Jocus @toowoke2joke.bsky.social · 16/10/2026
Yeah I seen it was named Stoopid Street.
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Reuters Legal @legal.reuters.com · 16/10/2026
US Senate Republicans are laying the groundwork to confirm as many of President Donald Trump's judicial nominees as possible in the weeks after the November 3 midterm elections, as the chance of ​Democrats flipping the chamber looms @nateraymond.bsky.social reut.rs/4zDKPAU
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Senate Republicans plan post-election blitz to confirm Trump's judicial nominees
US Senate Republicans are laying the groundwork to confirm as many of President Donald Trump's judicial nominees as possible in the weeks after the November 3 midterm elections, as the chance of ​Demo...
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Habeas Jocus @toowoke2joke.bsky.social · 16/10/2026
Sitting a little wormlike if you ask me.
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Wedge LIVE!™ @wedge.live · 16/10/2026
Crazy for us Americans to see recent news clips out of Toronto and realize that every asshole we ever met at a community meeting spouting insane garbage about bike lanes was actually the premier of Ontario.
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Kyle Griffin @kylegriffin1.bsky.social · 16/10/2026
BREAKING WaPo: Trump officials scrutinized Rep. Ilhan Omar in 2019. They didn't find citizenship issues. 
The earlier review of Omar's immigration records looked at many of the same issues being investigated now.
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Trump officials scrutinized Omar in 2019. They didn’t find citizenship issues.
The earlier review of Omar’s immigration records looked at many of the same issues being investigated now.
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Marisa Kabas @marisakabas.bsky.social · 15/10/2026
her colleagues are really gonna show their asses in the coming days.
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Habeas Jocus @toowoke2joke.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
I was trying to figure out how they did that to their yard lol.
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Aaron Rupar @atrupar.com · 14/10/2026
Trump is now signing pardons on stage at his rally in Alaska (note that the documents are brought on stage by Natalie!)
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Habeas Jocus @toowoke2joke.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
They are kind if doubling down on copyright infringement though. The latest trend being decompiling and reverse engineering software and games. The Golden Age of Piracy has arrived.
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Habeas Jocus @toowoke2joke.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
Bringing back the hits.
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Mrs. Betty Bowers @mrsbettybowers.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
Pete Hegseth wasn't lying about us getting to see someone die on live TV.
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Brendel @brendelbored.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
Jon Ossoff: and we will see, the same thing Mike Collins saw in that theater, we will see if he disavows Madame Web Collins: see I’m miffed, it…is a fine picture Ossoff: -we will see that Madam Web’s name is Cassandra Webb, because she sees the future and is also a Spiderman Collins: now hold on
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Habeas Jocus @toowoke2joke.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
Dude turned from a lap dog to a cadaver dog.
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Habeas Jocus @toowoke2joke.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
The real villain is the robot bird.
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Karl Bode @karlbode.com · 13/10/2026
I wrote about the feeble attempt by prominent tech punditry mainstays like John Gruber and Casey Newton to rationalize their continued use of Elon Musk's propaganda website.
karlbode.com
Casey Newton And John Gruber Slink Back To Elon Musk’s Right-Wing Propaganda Machine
Tech journalism mainstays are feebly rationalizing their return to a broken, billionaire-run right-wing propaganda website.
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Habeas Jocus @toowoke2joke.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
Who doesn't have faith in AI apparently.
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Habeas Jocus @toowoke2joke.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
They hire folks to work there too stupid to not use their own AI to be an insider threat.
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Habeas Jocus @toowoke2joke.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
Probably running Muse.
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Habeas Jocus @toowoke2joke.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
Will be ready for the next time someone asks to buy the display model.
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Acyn @acyn.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
Trump earlier this year: Kimberly Guilfoyle has been my friend for a long time. I love calling her Kimberlay. That’s my little pet name, right? I hope you come back here in 12 years or whenever the term ends. Trump today: She was not a member of my family. I guess she dated my son a long time ago.
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Habeas Jocus @toowoke2joke.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
I prefer Chekhov's Bun myself
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Habeas Jocus @toowoke2joke.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
Yeah this is embarassing as fuck
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Elizabeth Warren @elizabeth-warren.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
Trump's crypto company is on its way to becoming a bank. Who regulates it? A Trump appointee that Trump can fire at will. This is corruption.
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Unusual Whales @unusualwhales.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
BREAKING: CFTC staff have reportedly been told to retract their analysis of suspicious oil trades. They include well-timed bets on oil futures placed shortly before major Trump announcements on the Iran war.
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Habeas Jocus @toowoke2joke.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
That's how we got this guy
AI slop
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Jezebel @jezebeldotcom.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
A pro-Susan Collins PAC in Maine accidentally spent thousands of dollars airing attack ads in ... Portland, Oregon www.jezebel.com/susan-collin...
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Brian Beutler @brianbeutler.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
👀
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Habeas Jocus @toowoke2joke.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
How do you know it wasn't period accurate without tasting it?
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Habeas Jocus @toowoke2joke.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
I stand bt this typo
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Habeas Jocus @toowoke2joke.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
This mfer disvovered the suburbs
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