toothpick @toothpick.slut.dog · 15hwill never understand ppl who don’t eat ass. do you also shy away from sunsets? will you not bathe in the natural holy waters of a crystal glacier given then chance? do you shut your eyes at the moon? cover your ears at the sound of the howling winds? it’s a tragedy. 0263
toothpick @toothpick.slut.dog · 18hgot condescendingly told “welcome to being an adult” when i was like 28 after i was just casually discussing how i really enjoyed discovering the efficiency of meal prepping freezer burritos and i haven’t stopped being irked by it since. 2240
toothpick @toothpick.slut.dog · 01/10/2026so sorry for y’all’s loss. sending you both so much love. 010
Reposted by toothpickGrebcomics 🐸 @grebcomics.bsky.social · 01/10/2026that time of year again! 🍂 82724531
toothpick @toothpick.slut.dog · 30/09/2026i think ur hot and i believe everything you say about anyone 090
toothpick @toothpick.slut.dog · 30/09/2026i know it smell like love and joy and happiness and togetherness and unconditional love and compassion for the bountiful friendships that carry us from one side of existence to the other in there 082
toothpick @toothpick.slut.dog · 29/09/2026i love it when east coast ppl take nudes in like a Cursed Death Fuck Basement of Despair with absolutely zero self-awareness to the fact that it looks insane 3190
toothpick @toothpick.slut.dog · 26/09/2026i’m on tour and the band/crew keep talking about how badly they miss their cats, dogs, kids, etc and i’m over here missing my twink. 😔 1140
toothpick @toothpick.slut.dog · 24/09/2026this looks like one of those infinite optical illusion mirrors except i want to eat it 010
toothpick @toothpick.slut.dog · 24/09/2026this probably feels good as fuuuuuuck if ur a orca whale 2161
toothpick @toothpick.slut.dog · 24/09/2026not good enough. i want every possible fleck of fallout scrubbed off if they’re gonna be puttin their tongue down there. 110
toothpick @toothpick.slut.dog · 24/09/2026idk how people clean out and not rinse off in the shower real quick right after 180
toothpick @toothpick.slut.dog · 23/09/2026finally realizing at 31 that samus aran is one of the coolest characters of all time and that i should have never slept on metroid just cuz it was too hard as a kid 150
toothpick @toothpick.slut.dog · 23/09/2026agree! but it’s harder to present fem when the aging process rlly exacerbates the “man” traits in my face and body. everyone i know keeps telling me i need to be on e and once i’m in a more stable situation, i’m probably gonna pursue that. 110
toothpick @toothpick.slut.dog · 23/09/2026ppl make fun of femboys getting older and i get it but it truly is jarring when you get older and you don’t recognize your reflection anymore. and you’re left with the question of “oh god should i have just been on estrogen the entire time or do i somehow transition into manhood” 1120
toothpick @toothpick.slut.dog · 22/09/2026me asking for my close friend of 6 years’ first name so i can put them on the guest list 0120
toothpick @toothpick.slut.dog · 17/09/2026i’m out on tour running merch for a band and they call me their merch puppy… 🐶🫶💖 1160
Reposted by toothpickbunnymutt @bunnymutt.bsky.social · 15/09/2026in your headlights sticker club for september available until 9/21 51176178
Reposted by toothpickKaz Coyotl 𓃦 @mow.bsky.social · 14/09/2026Rating your urethral structure while you piss on me: 7747
Reposted by toothpickJennifer de Guzman Strikes Again @jenniferdeguzman.bsky.social · 14/09/2026My daughter’s latest masterpiece 113115412437
toothpick @toothpick.slut.dog · 14/09/2026i wanna wash a dragon’s insides for incredibly amazing reasons 0182
