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Mitch McConnells Turtle

@toota.bsky.social
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Political Turtle ™️ The Seditious Swamp Senator in Uranus, KY. Mitch McConnell Turtle - X @Mitch_Mc_Turtle - X #MitchMcTurtle #LeviForOffice #AnimalCaucus

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Mitch McConnells Turtle @toota.bsky.social · 28/04/2026
Toot toot toota needs otter squishy hugs 🤗
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a baby otter laying on its mother 's back with the words " i love you " written on the bottom
ALT: a baby otter laying on its mother 's back with the words " i love you " written on the bottom
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Frodo da Pirate🏴‍☠️ @xochiptx.bsky.social · 28/04/2026
Thanks for playing #AnimalCaucusTrivia with us! Please add up your MONIES, and post the TOTAL in the REPLIES of this tweet. (Mention if you had a PERFECT GAME)
Captain Frodo da Pirate hangs from a sign that reads 'Thank you '
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Mitch McConnells Turtle @toota.bsky.social · 28/04/2026
These questions are too tough for TOOTA today.
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a sea turtle is sitting on top of a coral reef in the water .
ALT: a sea turtle is sitting on top of a coral reef in the water .
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Frodo da Pirate🏴‍☠️ @xochiptx.bsky.social · 28/04/2026
#AnimalCaucusTrivia Welcome back to FINAL TRIVIA Please wager up to the total amount of your MONIES… Who is the actress daughter of screen legend Debbie Reynolds? (7 minutes)
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Mitch McConnells Turtle @toota.bsky.social · 28/04/2026
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a man in a plaid shirt says " i do have some questions for you "
ALT: a man in a plaid shirt says " i do have some questions for you "
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Frodo da Pirate🏴‍☠️ @xochiptx.bsky.social · 28/04/2026
ANSWER: EIGHTY SEVEN (87) We will return after this brief gamebreak…brought to you by PLUTO
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a man wearing a top hat with the words four score and seven years ago on the bottom
Alt: a man looks like Abraham Lincoln, wearing a top hat with the words four score and seven years ago on the bottom
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Frodo da Pirate🏴‍☠️ @xochiptx.bsky.social · 28/04/2026
Meet Pluto! He is a smart and energetic dog who is ready for a loving forever home. 🐾 He loves to learn new tricks and commands, and will work hard to earn those treats! He's also a total softie who loves belly rubs and snuggles. Look for him at the Philadelphia www.pspca.org #AdoptDontShop 💙🐶🐾
Pluto is a gorgeous black and white mix with the most beautiful smile!
www.pspca.org

#AdoptDontShop
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Frodo da Pirate🏴‍☠️ @xochiptx.bsky.social · 28/04/2026
Meet Bear, he loves people and would like a forever home where another dog can teach him the ropes. Bear is playful and would love to meet your family! Head to the Philadelphia PSPCA today! www.pspca.org #AdoptDontShop 🐾
Bear is a black pup with tan spots. Mixed Breed
www.pspca.org
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Mitch McConnells Turtle @toota.bsky.social · 28/04/2026
Hehe PM on the way for personal and invasive question.
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a cat is sitting in front of a laptop computer with its paws on the keyboard .
ALT: a cat is sitting in front of a laptop computer with its paws on the keyboard .
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Mitch McConnells Turtle @toota.bsky.social · 28/04/2026
I think Parrot is giraffe now but can’t remember their @name on BlueSky. So many changes and I’m a little slow keeping up.
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Frodo da Pirate🏴‍☠️ @xochiptx.bsky.social · 28/04/2026
#AnimalCaucusTrivia Our SIXTH Category: Fun with MATHS for $600 Abraham Lincoln's famous quote 'Four score and seven years ago' refers to how many years? (5 minutes)
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Mitch McConnells Turtle @toota.bsky.social · 28/04/2026
As many years as Mitch McConnell has been alive.
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Mitch McConnells Turtle @toota.bsky.social · 28/04/2026
Will all our frens! #AnimalCaucus forever!
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Mitch McConnells Turtle @toota.bsky.social · 28/04/2026
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a man wearing a fur hat is making a funny face and saying `` i don t know '' .
ALT: a man wearing a fur hat is making a funny face and saying `` i don t know '' .
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Mitch McConnells Turtle @toota.bsky.social · 28/04/2026
What is: Can’t get no turtle action.
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Mitch McConnells Turtle @toota.bsky.social · 28/04/2026
I know you have been busy standing up for democracy but please don’t be gone so long! Turts needs to squish and love you.
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Mitch McConnells Turtle @toota.bsky.social · 28/04/2026
No idea, instead let me offer this pic of my turtle friend. Thank you for paying attention to this matter.
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Mitch McConnells Turtle @toota.bsky.social · 28/04/2026
It is V V cold so I was hibernating. Now I’m back forever!
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Frodo da Pirate🏴‍☠️ @xochiptx.bsky.social · 28/04/2026
#AnimalCaucusTrivia Our SECOND Category: POODLE RULEZ aka FRUITY DRINKS for $200 What fruit is the primary ingredient in traditional winemaking? (5 minutes)
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Mitch McConnells Turtle @toota.bsky.social · 28/04/2026
What is dingle berries.
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Mitch McConnells Turtle @toota.bsky.social · 28/04/2026
Hiiiiii Ms. White Board lots of love! 💚
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two turtles are sitting next to each other in a tank and one of them is missing its shell .
ALT: two turtles are sitting next to each other in a tank and one of them is missing its shell .
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Frodo da Pirate🏴‍☠️ @xochiptx.bsky.social · 28/04/2026
Welcome to #AnimalCaucusTrivia! Our FIRST Category: HISTORY or STORY for $100 What was the name of the harbor bombed by the Japanese, causing the USA to enter World War II? (5 minutes)
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Mitch McConnells Turtle @toota.bsky.social · 28/04/2026
What is the Harbor of Uranus that was fart bombed by the Japanese. True story.
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Ethan's Rescue Pet Project @ethanspetproject.org · 27/04/2026
It’s official! Pets residing in or adopted from Kentucky animal shelters are the official state pet of Kentucky! Signed and entered! Go adopt one!!!
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Frodo da Pirate🏴‍☠️ @xochiptx.bsky.social · 27/04/2026
My dear smartypantses and shenanigans peeps: What will you be doing tonight at 8pm(east)/5pm(pacific)? a) #AnimalCaucusTrivia b) aDULLting c) #PoodleRulez
Professor FROST splots on the big bed wondering where his smartypantses and shenanigans peeps are at. A light blue plushie of the planet Uranus rests against him
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Mitch McConnells Turtle @toota.bsky.social · 28/04/2026
Whooo Hooo Turts is ready for shenanigans.
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Frodo da Pirate🏴‍☠️ @xochiptx.bsky.social · 21/04/2026
39ish minutes! @ottermunchy42.bsky.social @toota.bsky.social @whyaduck.bsky.social @chrisraccoons.bsky.social @tedcruzpoodle.bsky.social @mjm314.bsky.social
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Frodo da Pirate🏴‍☠️ @xochiptx.bsky.social · 16/04/2026
My dear smartypantses and shenanigans peeps of the #AnimalCaucus, Ethan did it! 🥳🎈🎉 cc: @ottermunchy42.bsky.social
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Mitch McConnells Turtle @toota.bsky.social · 07/04/2026
No idea? 💡 Here, is a happy turtle 🐢
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a turtle is laying in a sink with a faucet coming out of it .
ALT: a turtle is laying in a sink with a faucet coming out of it .
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Mitch McConnells Turtle @toota.bsky.social · 07/04/2026
What is: From Earth to Uranus.
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a cartoon illustration of the planets of the solar system including saturn uranus and neptune
ALT: a cartoon illustration of the planets of the solar system including saturn uranus and neptune
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Frodo da Pirate🏴‍☠️ @xochiptx.bsky.social · 07/04/2026
11ish minutes! @homedogmom.bsky.social @carriealison.bsky.social @doctorwaffles.bsky.social @bdabooks.bsky.social @jinxcooper.bsky.social @ohdangitevie.bsky.social @peytonreads.bsky.social @ange52.bsky.social @dadib.bsky.social @kinnabeck.bsky.social @whelan06.bsky.social @freebo.bsky.social
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Frodo da Pirate🏴‍☠️ @xochiptx.bsky.social · 07/04/2026
11ish minutes! @ottermunchy42.bsky.social @toota.bsky.social @whyaduck.bsky.social @chrisraccoons.bsky.social @tedcruzpoodle.bsky.social @mjm314.bsky.social
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Mitch McConnells Turtle @toota.bsky.social · 31/03/2026
Hope you have lots of paper towels to clean up that spray from Uranus hehehhehe
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Mitch McConnells Turtle @toota.bsky.social · 31/03/2026
Turts won: one Hoe cat Two white boards from Ms. Porter Three Bees from Spicy Bee Four books from Belinda Five pairs of pants from Pantless Pete Six Frodos Seven Mad Max’s stuffed taco toys Eight Waffie waffles 🧇 Nine Al Sirks And Ten pounds of fudge from Uranus
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Mitch McConnells Turtle @toota.bsky.social · 31/03/2026
Everybody loves a good Hoe! Turts needs a Hoe pic 💚
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Mitch McConnells Turtle @toota.bsky.social · 31/03/2026
All the monies should go to the Ho Cat!
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Mitch McConnells Turtle @toota.bsky.social · 31/03/2026
No idea what the answer is but my antes everyone to know this fun fact and all my monies go to Katie Porters white board for being the bested of besties 👯
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Frodo da Pirate🏴‍☠️ @xochiptx.bsky.social · 31/03/2026
Meet Pluto! He is a smart and energetic dog who is ready for a loving forever home. 🐾 He loves to learn new tricks and commands, and will work hard to earn those treats! He's also a total softie who loves belly rubs and snuggles. Look for him at the Philadelphia www.pspca.org #AdoptDontShop 💙🐶🐾
Pluto is a gorgeous black and white mix with the most beautiful smile!
www.pspca.org

#AdoptDontShop
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Frodo da Pirate🏴‍☠️ @xochiptx.bsky.social · 31/03/2026
Meet Bear, he loves people and would like a forever home where another dog can teach him the ropes. Bear is playful and would love to meet your family! Head to the Philadelphia PSPCA today! www.pspca.org #AdoptDontShop 🐾
Bear is a gorgeous black pup with tan spots. Mixed Breed
www.pspca.org
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Frodo da Pirate🏴‍☠️ @xochiptx.bsky.social · 31/03/2026
Meet King Sandwich and Queen Coleslaw, a bonded pair. They are cuddly, sweet and snuggly. Brother and sister were abandoned, and after wondering the streets, are now looking for a forever home together 🐾 Denver, Colorado MaxFund: new.shelterluv.com/embed/animal... new.shelterluv.com/embed/animal...
Queen Coleslaw is a female Alaskan Husky, and King Sandwich is a Terrier Mix
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Mitch McConnells Turtle @toota.bsky.social · 31/03/2026
Those come from Uranus.
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Mitch McConnells Turtle @toota.bsky.social · 31/03/2026
What is FAFO In honor of Katie Porters White Board.
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Mitch McConnells Turtle @toota.bsky.social · 31/03/2026
It should have been called Bewitched Uranus.
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Mitch McConnells Turtle @toota.bsky.social · 31/03/2026
Turts is gonna win athe monies cuz Uranus is the answer for all #AnimalCaucusTriva Yay winning 🐢
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Mitch McConnells Turtle @toota.bsky.social · 31/03/2026
A bag o’ d1cks is always the bestest of art.
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Mitch McConnells Turtle @toota.bsky.social · 31/03/2026
It is a piece of art worthy of the Louvre. Gobble gobble 🍆 🍆 🍆
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Mitch McConnells Turtle @toota.bsky.social · 31/03/2026
Hehheheheh!
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jeanne @jeannegeiger.bsky.social · 31/03/2026
We are trending again!! #AnimalCaucusTrivia
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