Steve Parker @tooncrier.co.uk · 23hWell that is quite the damning statement from the Premier League, I would piss myself laughing if City won the league again this season....! 011
Reposted by Steve ParkerGrey Eye Magpie @greyeyemagpie.bsky.social · 27/09/2026Lasses 3-0 up and sitting pretty #nufc 3273
Steve Parker @tooncrier.co.uk · 27/09/2026Lady Mags showing proper quality today against a very decent side. Howay the lasses! 060
Steve Parker @tooncrier.co.uk · 27/09/2026Sparky coming today to finally fit out my study properly....and look at the size of my rack! Patch panel, switch, ports, proper nerdvana day. 260
Reposted by Steve ParkerMark A Stutt @forestedmark.bsky.social · 20/09/2026Cracking result for the Lasses today. Won 4-1 against Sheffield United. Top of the League 😁 #nuwfc #nufc #howaythelasses 0366
Steve Parker @tooncrier.co.uk · 20/09/2026Big Up the Lady Mags, superb performance today! Keep this run going ladies! Lovely football. 010
Steve Parker @tooncrier.co.uk · 14/09/2026I think I'll rage quit before the second half begins...and go paint some space marines....! 020
Steve Parker @tooncrier.co.uk · 12/09/2026www.youtube.com/watch?v=LWb8... Lady Mags live on YT against Brizzle.youtube.comLIVE: Bristol City v Newcastle United | Barclays WSL 2 26/27YouTube video by Barclays Women’s Super League 2 000
Steve Parker @tooncrier.co.uk · 12/09/2026Captaining Joao Pedro might be my best decision all season @tomspoors.bsky.social ! 320
Steve Parker @tooncrier.co.uk · 11/09/2026The butt hurt from Man Utd fans on X this morning is absolutely GLORIOUS. Congrats Super Lewis Hall on the new contract, future Captain. My left back. 040
Steve Parker @tooncrier.co.uk · 08/09/2026Ugly in parts...but job done and still unbeaten. Onwards. 011
Steve Parker @tooncrier.co.uk · 06/09/2026Lady Mags starting with a win, in what is basically a huge roll of the Dice to get promotion this season. Hopefully, those missed chances which should've got more goals won't bite later, but good performance, enjoyable watch too. Well done! 000
Reposted by Steve ParkerOne for Sorrow @thetalkingmagpie.bsky.social · 06/09/2026I wonder how this will impact his game time at Manchester Reds? #NUFC 1385
Steve Parker @tooncrier.co.uk · 06/09/2026Good start from the Lady Mags so far, some decent play and two goals. 010
Steve Parker @tooncrier.co.uk · 05/09/2026Not great, not bad, unbeaten still. Will take that this early in. Pardo looks bright, felt Nico G a bit underwhelming today. Scott for Bournemouth was superb. Onwards! 010
Reposted by Steve ParkerTrue Faith: Newcastle United Podcast @tfnufc.bsky.social · 03/09/2026We welcomed Newcastle United CEO David Hopkinson to the True Faith studio where among many things he discussed the appointment of Matthias Jaissle as our new manager following the departure of Eddie Howe. Is MJ the man to take us forward? Watch the full interview on our YouTube channel 🎙️ #NUFC 7485
Steve Parker @tooncrier.co.uk · 03/09/2026www.youtube.com/watch?v=6Z3M... watch this, amazing, honest interview with our CEO. Superb work from @tfnufc.bsky.social @charlotterob.bsky.social and the other bloke.youtube.comNewcastle United CEO: "WHAT WE'RE BUILDING HERE IS BIG!"YouTube video by True Faith Newcastle United Podcast and Fan Channel 020
Steve Parker @tooncrier.co.uk · 03/09/2026Hew @charlotterob.bsky.social what a superb interview, worked so well, amazing work from you both and David. Lou needs to join the Class Lads...thanks so much, superb work! X 120
Steve Parker @tooncrier.co.uk · 03/09/2026Big Matty is owning press conferences like Rafa used to, he's got them all on strings. Love it. 000
Steve Parker @tooncrier.co.uk · 01/09/2026Where does MFP play? "Forward". What does it mean? Look at the latter pre-season and first proper three games, there is no defined 9 or 10, or even in parts LW or RW, it's all fully interchangable, at pace. Defenders are struggling to deal with it as it's happening at 200mph with how quick these 1/2 100
Steve Parker @tooncrier.co.uk · 01/09/2026Loans out for U21s will be the interesting one today - Neave, M. Miley? Others? It might tell us if some are going to get pulled up into the 1st team, get properly looked at, etc. 000
Steve Parker @tooncrier.co.uk · 01/09/2026I get why they are keeping Murphy, experience is important, no doubt they will look in January at sorting that out. Willock, I forget he's what only 27/28? Perhaps Jaissle can get a tune out of him in the 10 role, even if it's a backup? All told though, it's been a hell of a window. 030
Steve Parker @tooncrier.co.uk · 31/08/2026Wife and my lads just back from visiting my parents in the Toon, she got me a pressie! 050
Steve Parker @tooncrier.co.uk · 31/08/2026Moving Murphy on...and bringing in another Winger would make this a 10/10 window.....could it be? 200
Steve Parker @tooncrier.co.uk · 30/08/2026Right team, 48 hours to go, I need two of you at Newcastle International Airport, one at Gosforth Park Hotel (You can kick out Bas Dost, who has been there years...sort his room out), one at the Dakota, someone at the Helipad on the Tyne, some on on the A1 A19 and Washington Services. 130
Reposted by Steve ParkerMartysPhotos91 @martysphotos91.bsky.social · 29/08/2026Newcastle have never lost to Spurs when Tonali has been on the pitch 06614
Steve Parker @tooncrier.co.uk · 29/08/2026Superb win, the Botman revival after a shite pre-season is superb. Nico G - Baller. Wiss and Elanga AND... POSITIVE SUBS FROM THE MANAGER! "Jaissle, I can BOOGIE!" 060
Steve Parker @tooncrier.co.uk · 27/08/2026Nico's first 24 hours, top drawer content that! How many languages does Elanga speak!!! Just came across so well, extension to training ground is big! His face onthe pitch at SJP, aye Nico, this aint' prawns....this is the the Tribal Homeland. The Cathedral on the Hill. Welcome lad. 130
Steve Parker @tooncrier.co.uk · 27/08/2026Watched Matty's presser, he's not playing Mind Games like Rafa, not Guarded like Eddie, he gives no fucks, straight, honest, zero respect. I am in love. 020
Steve Parker @tooncrier.co.uk · 27/08/2026Right, give me the Jaissle touchline cam from last night please, the man is manic, he don't stop. Love the fact he also had a word with the ref right after the game. He's gonna niggle the shite out of Arteta and co :-) Lovely. 170
Steve Parker @tooncrier.co.uk · 27/08/2026Hew @charlotterob.bsky.social you can now re-install the Class Lads. Starting with Dedic and Steur. Thank for your attention to this matter. :-) 020
Steve Parker @tooncrier.co.uk · 27/08/2026I am desperate for Big Nick to succeed, but I fear England is not for him, it's a painful watch at times, no idea what the solution is, I hope the manager has one. 040
Steve Parker @tooncrier.co.uk · 27/08/2026Not a bad game that, bright in many parts, certainly looking to move the ball forward quicker. Dedic looks the part, Steur is just growing by the game, what a player he's going to be. Barnes, being Barnes, two goals. Positive subs from the manager, he's pretty manic on that touchline! Onwards! 010
Steve Parker @tooncrier.co.uk · 25/08/2026Not Dolly, sad times :-( Rest in Peace you legend! That's tomorrow's playlist sorted. 040
Steve Parker @tooncrier.co.uk · 25/08/2026Bring on Newcastle 2.0, stop whining over stuff you have no control over, support the Club, Players new and Old, new manager, new era, Newcastle. Rant over! It's gonna be a wild ride, try and bloody enjoy it! 1281
Steve Parker @tooncrier.co.uk · 25/08/2026I tell you what grips my sh1t...our "Fans" mainly on X, muppets like TrueGeordie, calling out the Club, for Wilson to get sacked, loads of others. This window has been the reset we've needed for 3 seasons, Gonzalez makes it an 8/10 window for me. These things take time, involve Millions and 1/2 190
Steve Parker @tooncrier.co.uk · 25/08/2026I think Pardo is a smokescreen for Osorio the chilean from myjtelland... 110
Steve Parker @tooncrier.co.uk · 24/08/2026Gonzalez looks like it's happening, lovely. We are so back! 170