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Steve Parker

@tooncrier.co.uk
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Exiled Geordie, Former Rugby Coach/Player, NUFC Nut. linktr.ee/tooncrier

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Steve Parker @tooncrier.co.uk · 23h
Well that is quite the damning statement from the Premier League, I would piss myself laughing if City won the league again this season....!
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Steve Parker @tooncrier.co.uk · 27/09/2026
A dogged win for the Steelers!!
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Grey Eye Magpie @greyeyemagpie.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Lasses 3-0 up and sitting pretty #nufc
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Steve Parker @tooncrier.co.uk · 27/09/2026
Lady Mags showing proper quality today against a very decent side. Howay the lasses!
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Steve Parker @tooncrier.co.uk · 27/09/2026
Sparky coming today to finally fit out my study properly....and look at the size of my rack! Patch panel, switch, ports, proper nerdvana day.
A 12U rack cabinet.
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Steve Parker @tooncrier.co.uk · 20/09/2026
Another mediocre season to be a Steelers fan.
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Mark A Stutt @forestedmark.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Cracking result for the Lasses today. Won 4-1 against Sheffield United. Top of the League 😁 #nuwfc #nufc #howaythelasses
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Steve Parker @tooncrier.co.uk · 20/09/2026
Big Up the Lady Mags, superb performance today! Keep this run going ladies! Lovely football.
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CEEFAUX @ceefaux.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
22.00 FILM: GODCILLA
When nuclear tests off the cost of Merseyside disturb her slumber, a 300ft high redhead with huge teeth and a booming roar brings fear and a lorra lorra destruction to the surrounding areas.
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Steve Parker @tooncrier.co.uk · 14/09/2026
I think I'll rage quit before the second half begins...and go paint some space marines....!
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Steve Parker @tooncrier.co.uk · 14/09/2026
Utter dross this. I've no words.
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Steve Parker @tooncrier.co.uk · 12/09/2026
www.youtube.com/watch?v=LWb8... Lady Mags live on YT against Brizzle.
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LIVE: Bristol City v Newcastle United | Barclays WSL 2 26/27
YouTube video by Barclays Women’s Super League 2
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Steve Parker @tooncrier.co.uk · 12/09/2026
Captaining Joao Pedro might be my best decision all season @tomspoors.bsky.social !
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Steve Parker @tooncrier.co.uk · 12/09/2026
Some lap from the Boy Norris!
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Steve Parker @tooncrier.co.uk · 11/09/2026
The butt hurt from Man Utd fans on X this morning is absolutely GLORIOUS. Congrats Super Lewis Hall on the new contract, future Captain. My left back.
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Steve Parker @tooncrier.co.uk · 08/09/2026
Ugly in parts...but job done and still unbeaten. Onwards.
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Scott Daley @scottdaley86.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
#NUFC
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Steve Parker @tooncrier.co.uk · 06/09/2026
Hope that bench was comfortable Bruno G.....😂
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Steve Parker @tooncrier.co.uk · 06/09/2026
Lady Mags starting with a win, in what is basically a huge roll of the Dice to get promotion this season. Hopefully, those missed chances which should've got more goals won't bite later, but good performance, enjoyable watch too. Well done!
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One for Sorrow @thetalkingmagpie.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
I wonder how this will impact his game time at Manchester Reds? #NUFC
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Steve Parker @tooncrier.co.uk · 06/09/2026
Good start from the Lady Mags so far, some decent play and two goals.
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Steve Parker @tooncrier.co.uk · 05/09/2026
Not great, not bad, unbeaten still. Will take that this early in. Pardo looks bright, felt Nico G a bit underwhelming today. Scott for Bournemouth was superb. Onwards!
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True Faith: Newcastle United Podcast @tfnufc.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
We welcomed Newcastle United CEO David Hopkinson to the True Faith studio where among many things he discussed the appointment of Matthias Jaissle as our new manager following the departure of Eddie Howe. Is MJ the man to take us forward? Watch the full interview on our YouTube channel 🎙️ #NUFC
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Steve Parker @tooncrier.co.uk · 03/09/2026
www.youtube.com/watch?v=6Z3M... watch this, amazing, honest interview with our CEO. Superb work from @tfnufc.bsky.social @charlotterob.bsky.social and the other bloke.
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Newcastle United CEO: "WHAT WE'RE BUILDING HERE IS BIG!"
YouTube video by True Faith Newcastle United Podcast and Fan Channel
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Steve Parker @tooncrier.co.uk · 03/09/2026
Hew @charlotterob.bsky.social what a superb interview, worked so well, amazing work from you both and David. Lou needs to join the Class Lads...thanks so much, superb work! X
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Steve Parker @tooncrier.co.uk · 03/09/2026
Big Matty is owning press conferences like Rafa used to, he's got them all on strings. Love it.
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Steve Parker @tooncrier.co.uk · 01/09/2026
MFP has broken the rules on kit personalisation.....
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Steve Parker @tooncrier.co.uk · 01/09/2026
Where does MFP play? "Forward". What does it mean? Look at the latter pre-season and first proper three games, there is no defined 9 or 10, or even in parts LW or RW, it's all fully interchangable, at pace. Defenders are struggling to deal with it as it's happening at 200mph with how quick these 1/2
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Steve Parker @tooncrier.co.uk · 01/09/2026
Loans out for U21s will be the interesting one today - Neave, M. Miley? Others? It might tell us if some are going to get pulled up into the 1st team, get properly looked at, etc.
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Steve Parker @tooncrier.co.uk · 01/09/2026
I get why they are keeping Murphy, experience is important, no doubt they will look in January at sorting that out. Willock, I forget he's what only 27/28? Perhaps Jaissle can get a tune out of him in the 10 role, even if it's a backup? All told though, it's been a hell of a window.
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Steve Parker @tooncrier.co.uk · 31/08/2026
Wife and my lads just back from visiting my parents in the Toon, she got me a pressie!
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Steve Parker @tooncrier.co.uk · 31/08/2026
One more please Ross....one more...
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Steve Parker @tooncrier.co.uk · 31/08/2026
Moving Murphy on...and bringing in another Winger would make this a 10/10 window.....could it be?
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Steve Parker @tooncrier.co.uk · 31/08/2026
Plane due in at 6.20 with M F-P, lovely.
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Steve Parker @tooncrier.co.uk · 31/08/2026
It's happening......!!!!!
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Steve Parker @tooncrier.co.uk · 30/08/2026
Right team, 48 hours to go, I need two of you at Newcastle International Airport, one at Gosforth Park Hotel (You can kick out Bas Dost, who has been there years...sort his room out), one at the Dakota, someone at the Helipad on the Tyne, some on on the A1 A19 and Washington Services.
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MartysPhotos91 @martysphotos91.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
Newcastle have never lost to Spurs when Tonali has been on the pitch
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Steve Parker @tooncrier.co.uk · 29/08/2026
Superb win, the Botman revival after a shite pre-season is superb. Nico G - Baller. Wiss and Elanga AND... POSITIVE SUBS FROM THE MANAGER! "Jaissle, I can BOOGIE!"
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Steve Parker @tooncrier.co.uk · 27/08/2026
Nico's first 24 hours, top drawer content that! How many languages does Elanga speak!!! Just came across so well, extension to training ground is big! His face onthe pitch at SJP, aye Nico, this aint' prawns....this is the the Tribal Homeland. The Cathedral on the Hill. Welcome lad.
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Steve Parker @tooncrier.co.uk · 27/08/2026
Watched Matty's presser, he's not playing Mind Games like Rafa, not Guarded like Eddie, he gives no fucks, straight, honest, zero respect. I am in love.
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Steve Parker @tooncrier.co.uk · 27/08/2026
Right, give me the Jaissle touchline cam from last night please, the man is manic, he don't stop. Love the fact he also had a word with the ref right after the game. He's gonna niggle the shite out of Arteta and co :-) Lovely.
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Steve Parker @tooncrier.co.uk · 27/08/2026
Hew @charlotterob.bsky.social you can now re-install the Class Lads. Starting with Dedic and Steur. Thank for your attention to this matter. :-)
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Steve Parker @tooncrier.co.uk · 27/08/2026
I am desperate for Big Nick to succeed, but I fear England is not for him, it's a painful watch at times, no idea what the solution is, I hope the manager has one.
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Steve Parker @tooncrier.co.uk · 27/08/2026
Not a bad game that, bright in many parts, certainly looking to move the ball forward quicker. Dedic looks the part, Steur is just growing by the game, what a player he's going to be. Barnes, being Barnes, two goals. Positive subs from the manager, he's pretty manic on that touchline! Onwards!
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Steve Parker @tooncrier.co.uk · 25/08/2026
Not Dolly, sad times :-( Rest in Peace you legend! That's tomorrow's playlist sorted.
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Steve Parker @tooncrier.co.uk · 25/08/2026
Bring on Newcastle 2.0, stop whining over stuff you have no control over, support the Club, Players new and Old, new manager, new era, Newcastle. Rant over! It's gonna be a wild ride, try and bloody enjoy it!
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Steve Parker @tooncrier.co.uk · 25/08/2026
I tell you what grips my sh1t...our "Fans" mainly on X, muppets like TrueGeordie, calling out the Club, for Wilson to get sacked, loads of others. This window has been the reset we've needed for 3 seasons, Gonzalez makes it an 8/10 window for me. These things take time, involve Millions and 1/2
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Steve Parker @tooncrier.co.uk · 25/08/2026
I think Pardo is a smokescreen for Osorio the chilean from myjtelland...
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Steve Parker @tooncrier.co.uk · 24/08/2026
Gonzalez looks like it's happening, lovely. We are so back!
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