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Steve Parker

@tooncrier.co.uk
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Exiled Geordie, Former Rugby Coach/Player, NUFC Nut. linktr.ee/tooncrier

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Steve Parker @tooncrier.co.uk · 04/10/2026
That is bloody brilliant Shane! This keyboard is still a properly lovely feel!
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Steve Parker @tooncrier.co.uk · 30/09/2026
PIF take the chinese approach - the long game....I've often thought that, hence why it's taken so long to get things how they should have been from the start.
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Steve Parker @tooncrier.co.uk · 29/09/2026
Well that is quite the damning statement from the Premier League, I would piss myself laughing if City won the league again this season....!
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Steve Parker @tooncrier.co.uk · 27/09/2026
A dogged win for the Steelers!!
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Steve Parker @tooncrier.co.uk · 27/09/2026
Busy with psion 5mx resurrection at the moment!
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Steve Parker @tooncrier.co.uk · 27/09/2026
Should be worth a few quid. If you find a Toshiba liberetto, give me a shout!!!
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Grey Eye Magpie @greyeyemagpie.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Lasses 3-0 up and sitting pretty #nufc
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Steve Parker @tooncrier.co.uk · 27/09/2026
Lady Mags showing proper quality today against a very decent side. Howay the lasses!
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Steve Parker @tooncrier.co.uk · 27/09/2026
Don't tell my wife!
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Steve Parker @tooncrier.co.uk · 27/09/2026
Sparky coming today to finally fit out my study properly....and look at the size of my rack! Patch panel, switch, ports, proper nerdvana day.
A 12U rack cabinet.
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Steve Parker @tooncrier.co.uk · 24/09/2026
Ca is a big fecker, watched him the other night against Bradford, has something about him but very raw.
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Steve Parker @tooncrier.co.uk · 24/09/2026
7.15 in my local in darkest hampshire for guiness, 6.75 for Peroni. thankfully they give me 15% discount on that as a Mil Vet!
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Steve Parker @tooncrier.co.uk · 22/09/2026
Two quotes from him, that's the nub of the article...you're better than this Lee!
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Steve Parker @tooncrier.co.uk · 21/09/2026
I'm doing better than last season....fairly sure by week 6 I'd lost the dressing room last time.....!
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Steve Parker @tooncrier.co.uk · 21/09/2026
I'll take 48, not as bad as i thought it would be, used the two free transfers this morning...and bench boost is active for this week.
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Steve Parker @tooncrier.co.uk · 20/09/2026
Another mediocre season to be a Steelers fan.
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Steve Parker @tooncrier.co.uk · 20/09/2026
That's anyone Chelsea and Man Utd getting transferred out this week....
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Mark A Stutt @forestedmark.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Cracking result for the Lasses today. Won 4-1 against Sheffield United. Top of the League 😁 #nuwfc #nufc #howaythelasses
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Steve Parker @tooncrier.co.uk · 20/09/2026
47 with Mbuemo playing now...
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Steve Parker @tooncrier.co.uk · 20/09/2026
Big Up the Lady Mags, superb performance today! Keep this run going ladies! Lovely football.
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Steve Parker @tooncrier.co.uk · 20/09/2026
BRilliant !
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Steve Parker @tooncrier.co.uk · 20/09/2026
I need my midfield and Haaland to deliver today.....what a crazy game week so far.
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Steve Parker @tooncrier.co.uk · 20/09/2026
Congrats Blake! 100 games is quite an achievement!
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Steve Parker @tooncrier.co.uk · 20/09/2026
Fucking called it lads!!!!!
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Steve Parker @tooncrier.co.uk · 18/09/2026
I do fancy brighton to get a result... De Kuyper is also a heck of a good player!
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Steve Parker @tooncrier.co.uk · 18/09/2026
It's Pedro I am agonizing over..!
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CEEFAUX @ceefaux.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
22.00 FILM: GODCILLA
When nuclear tests off the cost of Merseyside disturb her slumber, a 300ft high redhead with huge teeth and a booming roar brings fear and a lorra lorra destruction to the surrounding areas.
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Steve Parker @tooncrier.co.uk · 18/09/2026
I'm torn on transfers this week...my faith in the toon to batter Hull is likely misguided...!
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Steve Parker @tooncrier.co.uk · 17/09/2026
You learn something new everyday! Blimey!
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Steve Parker @tooncrier.co.uk · 14/09/2026
I think I'll rage quit before the second half begins...and go paint some space marines....!
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Steve Parker @tooncrier.co.uk · 14/09/2026
Utter dross this. I've no words.
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Steve Parker @tooncrier.co.uk · 14/09/2026
Wissa, Thiaw and Steur to come tonight, all fingers crossed!!!!
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Steve Parker @tooncrier.co.uk · 13/09/2026
Verbruggen did me well. as did De Kyper! It's looking not bad this side of town!!!!
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Steve Parker @tooncrier.co.uk · 13/09/2026
Blocked. :-D
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Steve Parker @tooncrier.co.uk · 12/09/2026
Nein.
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Steve Parker @tooncrier.co.uk · 12/09/2026
Spot on Steve! Annoying cause first three were top drawer.
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Steve Parker @tooncrier.co.uk · 12/09/2026
On the surface it should be a game that takes up next to no time....but it can quickly escalate.............!!!!!!!
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Steve Parker @tooncrier.co.uk · 12/09/2026
😂
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Steve Parker @tooncrier.co.uk · 12/09/2026
She's ruined it, well in fairness, the writers have ruined it this season. I coached Ladies Rugby for 5 years, set up the team from scratch, from 2 players to 45+ they've stereotyped the whole lot, which is bollocks.
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Steve Parker @tooncrier.co.uk · 12/09/2026
Aye, but I am for some mad reason, smelling a Man United win tomorrow, I feel it in my waters....!
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Steve Parker @tooncrier.co.uk · 12/09/2026
With Europe I cannot see Palace doing well in the league, fearful they might go down.
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Steve Parker @tooncrier.co.uk · 12/09/2026
Still wish he'd signed for us!
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Steve Parker @tooncrier.co.uk · 12/09/2026
www.youtube.com/watch?v=LWb8... Lady Mags live on YT against Brizzle.
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LIVE: Bristol City v Newcastle United | Barclays WSL 2 26/27
YouTube video by Barclays Women’s Super League 2
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Steve Parker @tooncrier.co.uk · 12/09/2026
Captaining Joao Pedro might be my best decision all season @tomspoors.bsky.social !
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Steve Parker @tooncrier.co.uk · 12/09/2026
Some lap from the Boy Norris!
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Steve Parker @tooncrier.co.uk · 11/09/2026
Admin is ON FIRE this morning :-D
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Steve Parker @tooncrier.co.uk · 11/09/2026
The butt hurt from Man Utd fans on X this morning is absolutely GLORIOUS. Congrats Super Lewis Hall on the new contract, future Captain. My left back.
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Steve Parker @tooncrier.co.uk · 10/09/2026
Spot on Martin, he's one who properly needs a run of games to find his match fitness. He's still in prime age, has had a horrendous run of injuries over the last couple seasons. Covid Willock was special, same as his times when Isak was here. It'll come, he's a confidence player. Needs backing.
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Steve Parker @tooncrier.co.uk · 09/09/2026
People have reviewed my books on Amazon, without any verified purchase tag.
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