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Tony Wirt

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Tony Wirt @tonywirt.com · 20h
You think they’ll get anything close to value for Ryan? Would it make more sense to wait til the deadline and hope he re-establishes value with a good first half?
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Tony Wirt @tonywirt.com · 04/10/2026
On my oldest’s college tour we walked through that area (much different now) and I was pointing out where some of my most titanic dingers landed. She was somehow unimpressed, so I texted a pic to Wayne Drehs, Andy Hamilton and Mike Triplett. They got it.
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Tony Wirt @tonywirt.com · 04/10/2026
Late 90s we took it out back. Past the sidewalk was a HR. Wins/Losses accrued individually, standings kept on the white board given to us to keep track of upcoming stories.
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Tony Wirt @tonywirt.com · 03/10/2026
The Cheat is GROUNDED
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Tony Wirt @tonywirt.com · 30/09/2026
The Lynx still have no answer for Jonquel Jones.
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Tony Wirt @tonywirt.com · 29/09/2026
Seriously guys what the fuck is wrong with you?
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Tony Wirt @tonywirt.com · 29/09/2026
“…but considering the changing financial realities of the league due to the upcoming lockout, we ask the fans for more patience as we once again choose not to invest in our team.“
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Tony Wirt @tonywirt.com · 29/09/2026
Like Bonnes (i think) alluded to on the pod, I fully believe they will use the lockout as an excuse when they choose minimal investment. Then they’ll bump to 120 or something and say “we raised payroll by 20%!”
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Tony Wirt @tonywirt.com · 29/09/2026
Please remember this is all they hear and all they want to hear
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Tony Wirt @tonywirt.com · 29/09/2026
static.klipy.com
I Don't Believe You - April Fools Day Meme
ALT: I Don't Believe You - April Fools Day Meme
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Tony Wirt @tonywirt.com · 29/09/2026
Imagine how dumb he'd feel if he weren't so dumb.
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Tony Wirt @tonywirt.com · 29/09/2026
Congrats and Happy Pub Day @michellekubitz.bsky.social and @writelarrywrite.lawrenceallanwrites.com
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Jake Johnson @jakejohnsonmn.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Blink and you might miss the truth. To be clear, I support no taxes on tips, overtime, and social security, as well as more tax cuts for working people. To read more about what I actually believe, go to jakejohnsonforcongress.com/priorities
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Tony Wirt @tonywirt.com · 29/09/2026
First Michigan, now Schmitt. Hawkeyes helping tale down the worst of the worst.
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Tony Wirt @tonywirt.com · 29/09/2026
Aren’t these the same people who think society is falling apart because kids don’t learn cursive?
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Tony Wirt @tonywirt.com · 28/09/2026
The team may be bad, but the hair is always nice.
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Tony Wirt @tonywirt.com · 28/09/2026
Vic Michaelis is the funniest chaos goblin
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Tony Wirt @tonywirt.com · 27/09/2026
I’m not worried about Miles. It’s her first playoff game. She’ll be fine. But Phee…she hasn’t looked right since she came back.
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Tony Wirt @tonywirt.com · 27/09/2026
Hail to the Hawkeyes
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Tony Wirt @tonywirt.com · 27/09/2026
I hope that shit sticks in his teeth for years
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Tony Wirt @tonywirt.com · 26/09/2026
Rabid reaction and the complete lack of nuance is one of the worst things about social media.
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Tony Wirt @tonywirt.com · 26/09/2026
Dear PFT you are probably responsible for more laughter in my life than anyone else so thanks for that it’s super nice of you.
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Tony Wirt @tonywirt.com · 26/09/2026
Can you do that duct tape to the seat thing on someone watching videos at full volume sans AirPods on a flight? Asking for the guy in front of me.
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Tony Wirt @tonywirt.com · 25/09/2026
Co-sign
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Tony Wirt @tonywirt.com · 25/09/2026
Hundreds of Beavers
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Dave Vetter @davidrvetter.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Happy Kicked In The Head By A Horse Day, to all who celebrate. It's the 7th anniversary of this absolute banger.
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Tony Wirt @tonywirt.com · 24/09/2026
No Tucker Carlsons redemption tour until everyone in the world has an opportunity to kick him square in the nuts.
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Tony Wirt @tonywirt.com · 23/09/2026
The absolute pissiest
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Tony Wirt @tonywirt.com · 23/09/2026
My first year in Sports Info I had to cover check-in at FB media day for a bit and asked Deace for his ID. I thought he was going to have a stroke. It was glorious.
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Tony Wirt @tonywirt.com · 23/09/2026
Same boat but it’s made watching college football JARRING!!! Every ad is pure insanity and knowing some people are absolutely marinated in that stuff explains a heck of a lot.
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Tony Wirt @tonywirt.com · 22/09/2026
Every one of them is just so painfully stupid.
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Tony Wirt @tonywirt.com · 22/09/2026
I want him to pan out SO MUCH because he is fun as hell and we need that badly
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Tony Wirt @tonywirt.com · 22/09/2026
I have an old friend with which 50% of our communication is sending this to each other once a year.
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Tony Wirt @tonywirt.com · 22/09/2026
GET OUT THOSE HORN-SHAPED BASKETS MOTHERFUCKERS!!!
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Tony Wirt @tonywirt.com · 21/09/2026
White Republicans in a fucking nutshell...
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Tony Wirt @tonywirt.com · 21/09/2026
static.klipy.com
Rocky Rocky Balboa
ALT: Rocky Rocky Balboa
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Tony Wirt @tonywirt.com · 21/09/2026
This isn’t over until we prosecute them all, including and especially the ones who sent them there.
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Tony Wirt @tonywirt.com · 19/09/2026
A show show starring the Corn Kid and the Apparently Kid, and they ride around in a van solving mysteries. Theme song by the Wonder What’s Inside Your Butthole girl.
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Tony Wirt @tonywirt.com · 19/09/2026
How did you get them to carry Dear Hanna and Mothered? My local B&N won't carry my T&M books. (But wait... I just realized since my blurb is on DH, I made it in!!! Gotta go call my parents quick...)
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Museum of Twitter @museum-of-twitter.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
@RossWBermanIV

I’m a REAL MAN:

I’m SCARED OF CITIES

I’m MAD at the LITTLE MERMAID

My truck is TALL and I have to crawl into it like a BABY

Do not get me STARTED on women’s sports
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Tony Wirt @tonywirt.com · 18/09/2026
Today's #amwriting music - Hippo Campus because while I like a lot of their stuff I still say their first two EPs combine to one of the best pop albums of the last 20 years.
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Tony Wirt @tonywirt.com · 18/09/2026
(this is obviously, and admittedly quite possibly naively, giving them the benefit of the doubt that they are incredibly dense and extremely ignorant, and didn't decide to just go full-on mask-off racist with their ads, which I used to think they'd avoid on business grounds, but nowadays...)
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Jason Kint @kint.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Eye popping. Court just unsealed Summary Judgment motions in New York Times v OpenAI / Microsoft. Easy to see why the AI companies had so many redactions (pink). Their own people wrote the lede for NYT, the "largest theft of labor in human history"... "more and more substitutive..." /1
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Tony Wirt @tonywirt.com · 18/09/2026
I was gonna say it's obvious they have no Black people working there, but dear lord they don't have anyone who knows history, media literacy, common decency. But if you ask I bet every one says they "don't see color".
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Tony Wirt @tonywirt.com · 18/09/2026
I'll say it again. If you want to know why having a Diverse Equitable and Inclusive workforce is a VERY GOOD business plan, check in with Converse today.
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Tony Wirt @tonywirt.com · 18/09/2026
<Wonders if this could possibly be as bad as people are saying while googling> HOLY SHIT!!!!
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Tony Wirt @tonywirt.com · 18/09/2026
If you saw Will Smith on the street and yelled "Yo Prince, what are you?" I bet he wouldn't respond with "I'm too damn hype". But I bet Jazz would. Definitely Ready Rock C or Charlie Mack.
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Tony Wirt @tonywirt.com · 17/09/2026
For sure. I missed the “best” 2nd best in the fam part and was just adding to the list.
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Tony Wirt @tonywirt.com · 17/09/2026
Reggie Miller
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Tony Wirt @tonywirt.com · 17/09/2026
Son, this horse has an honorary degree from Notre Dame.
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