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I no longer make vinegar for a living, but I still retain much vinegar related knowledge. Probably isn't too useful, but such is life.

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TonyScaletta @tonyscaletta.bsky.social · 13h
Elementary school, i jumped from collections of Garfield comics to Tom Clancy and Michael Crichton novels. I didn’t get why the rest of my class weren’t reading them with me, so I had nobody to talk books with.
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TonyScaletta @tonyscaletta.bsky.social · 13h
I was a odd duck book wise, skipped almost all fantasy, started Tom Clancy books in elementary and finished Vonnegut’s entire set in middle school.
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TonyScaletta @tonyscaletta.bsky.social · 14h
I stopped reading the Narnia books at LW&W so each of these skeets is completely unintelligible to me. I’m glad you are happy, sorry for your loss?
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TonyScaletta @tonyscaletta.bsky.social · 14h
You know the world is in a bad place when I’m upset that the pope is ill.
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Earl Grey Screams Club @earlgreymemes.club · 12/10/2026
curated meme by Ruescott Melshi-Core in two panels; the first panel is a photo of two Cards Against Humanity cards: "Jazz" and "Fucking my therapist"; second panel is Horny Riker
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TonyScaletta @tonyscaletta.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
I miss running Shadowrun as well. I'm sorry I haven't been able to write anymore, much like Bruenor Battlehammer after he forged Aegis-fang I am diminished, the act of creating that campaign has pulled from me something essensial. Either that, or I'm just no longer in my 20s and single.
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TonyScaletta @tonyscaletta.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
Warhammer Update: Us county workers got the day off, so I got an extra coffee fueled miniature painting session done. This version of blue is much better, my dark complexion skin is looking good, and the pale white hair came out swell.
I've gotten much faster at painting these ladies.Per the paint guide they are wearing turtlenecked undershirts, but I needed practice on skin tones, so it's decolletage styled armor for this gal.
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TonyScaletta @tonyscaletta.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
Homeworld of Warcraft
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TonyScaletta @tonyscaletta.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
I missed yesterdays Colts game and I’ve got indigenous peoples day off, so I guess I hate myself enough to watch YouTube’s condensed replay of the game.
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Sam Frantics @dsoart.com · 11/10/2026
This month’s sticker design for Patreon!
Medieval style rendering of Godzilla in front of a cloud of smoke and fire, with text written in red gothic letters that says “Go ahead and destroy the data centers, Godzilla. Make the people happy.”
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TonyScaletta @tonyscaletta.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
LOL Giants/Commanders. May all their games end in ties.
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TonyScaletta @tonyscaletta.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Spent the morning taking the dogs for their bi-monthly grooming. They are quite cute, but boy do they look sad while at the groomers.
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TonyScaletta @tonyscaletta.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
They would have used passive voice to let us know a chemical reaction produced noise and light in the room.
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DrRuler @drruler.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
I found a monument to humanity's sins.
Chicago is committing crimes against sushi.
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TonyScaletta @tonyscaletta.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Warhammer Update: Top to bottom I like how today’s coffee-time painting project came out. The hair is the best ginger I’ve done, the skin is better than usual, the red armor is great, the goofy base is better than it should be.
Blood Hag in red armor. Front view.Side view of my third Blood Hag.
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TonyScaletta @tonyscaletta.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Warhammer Update: Today’s coffee time model is another grumpy elf lady. I like how the blond hair came out, and what exposed skin there is looks okay. I’m not great at vibrant blues yet, but that’s what practice is for.
Age of Sigmar models are always fun
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TonyScaletta @tonyscaletta.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
This wizard has a cool hat and yearns for the sea, hence the oceanic base.
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404 Media @404media.co · 08/10/2026
Iowa city council debates proper time in meeting agenda to "undo the curse that was just put on our city."
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'It Is Done. Hail Satan:' City Immediately Regrets New Religious Liberty Law That Allows Prayer at City Council Meeting
Iowa city council debates proper time in meeting agenda to "undo the curse that was just put on our city."
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TonyScaletta @tonyscaletta.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Intranzia off her chair looks like the most intense personal trainer you’ve ever seen just crushing some deep knee bends.
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Chris Person @papapishu.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Netflix adaptation called Surf Dracula: Nocturne that coyly plays with the original lore of the Surf Dracula franchise but is mostly penned by playwrights and is about the expulsion of the Acadians from maritime Canada.
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TonyScaletta @tonyscaletta.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
What is the movie that came out before you were born that you’ve watched the most times?
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Godzilla 1954
ALT: Godzilla 1954
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TonyScaletta @tonyscaletta.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
I’ve been listening to a lot of Chvrches tracks these days. I’m really trying to get into more modern music, but apparently “new” to me is stuff from a decade and a half ago.
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TonyScaletta @tonyscaletta.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Remember the weekly LOST watch parties we had? I sat through hours of garbage tv because otherwise I would never see any of my pals.
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Danielle Ryan (Lestat Era) @danirat.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Gavin newsom with a creepy dead eyed smilethe smiler from Transmetropolitan
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TonyScaletta @tonyscaletta.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
When Collinsworth clowns on you, you know you've fucked up.
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TonyScaletta @tonyscaletta.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
This game just won’t quit. Bonkers yo.
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TonyScaletta @tonyscaletta.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Nature is healing, it just takes time.
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TonyScaletta @tonyscaletta.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Warhammer Update: Since the Colts played at 6am, I had time to drink coffee and paint a mini today. First of 10 “Blood Hags”. Experimented with yellow, used a pink undercoat and it worked out well. My biggest challenge was skin tones yet again.
Yellow armor. Looking ok.
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TonyScaletta @tonyscaletta.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
There’s been very little funsies to be had this year for the Colts.
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TonyScaletta @tonyscaletta.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
The dogs let me sleep in until 7am. Why couldn’t they let me sleep through this entire disaster? Also every NFL game should be broadcast over the air waves
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TonyScaletta @tonyscaletta.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Warhammer Update: I’ve accidentally painted a pretty big collection of wizards, not sure what to do with them but they were fun coffee time activities. The candle headed dude is one of my faves.
A bunch of nerds.One of my 1st wizards, did I hold a UV flashlight in my mouth to get this shot? I sure did.
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TonyScaletta @tonyscaletta.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
SPECIAL ALERT: MY DOGS ARE CUTE
Walnut showing his gummy smile while Cashew enjoys a sunbeam.
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TonyScaletta @tonyscaletta.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Theres some very cool mid-century modern furniture available.
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TonyScaletta @tonyscaletta.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Warhammer Update: Took my time on this wizard, a couple mornings worth of coffee went into them. My next project is a squad of new Daughters of Khaine, gonna just have fun and try to flex my skills a bit.
Pinks, purples, and reds. Looking jaunty.
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TonyScaletta @tonyscaletta.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
The 200 went through water way too fast, you’d be filling back up every 5 minutes.
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TonyScaletta @tonyscaletta.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Mine seemed pretty accurate:
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THE FAR SIDE DAILY @bot.cowtools.org · 01/10/2026
Summoned by the gonging, Professor Crutchfeld stepped into the clearing. The little caterpillars had done well this time in their offering.
Summoned by the gonging, Professor Crutchfeld stepped into the clearing. The little caterpillars had done well this time in their offering.
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futuredadOfTwo🙋🏻‍♂️ @lacroixboi.dadguy.pro · 20/06/2026
werner herzog with a speech bubble over the quoted post
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TonyScaletta @tonyscaletta.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
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Dune Sandworm Appearance
ALT: Dune Sandworm Appearance
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TonyScaletta @tonyscaletta.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
The doggies are waiting for dinner.
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TonyScaletta @tonyscaletta.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
I’m probably the last generation this could be relevant for. I call Sammy Terry, @teeveeben.bsky.social who would you pick?
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TonyScaletta @tonyscaletta.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
NewSpeak prevents ThoughtCrime. Your lack of Patriotism has been filed.
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gravewalker @grovewalker.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
photo of werner herzog with a speech bubble added so that it looks like he is saying the quoted post
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TonyScaletta @tonyscaletta.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Sneak this picture into a dermatology final exam and see how many students need to restart from day 1
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TonyScaletta @tonyscaletta.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Wowza, what a game. Just a great day of football today. Also, THE COLTS FINALLY FUCKING WON A GAME!
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TonyScaletta @tonyscaletta.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Third game of the day going down to the last minute, football has been good today.
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TonyScaletta @tonyscaletta.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
LOL COWBOYS!! What a game!
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TonyScaletta @tonyscaletta.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
This Rio game is bonkers. That pass interference call was total garbage, glad it didn’t cost Baltimore the game.
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TonyScaletta @tonyscaletta.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Today's game was unnecessarily stressful, I'm too old for late 4th quarter drama. Colts; please consider my poorly conditioned heart and lets win our games outright ok?
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TonyScaletta @tonyscaletta.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Colts playing pretty solid so far. Just 30 more minutes of football to go.
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