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Toni 🌱🇺🇦⚽️ #YNWA

@toninparsons.bsky.social
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“What the actual fuck is going on??” is my new mantra. Climate, veganism, literature, music, politics and my beloved Liverpool FC. 🇺🇦🌱📖 ⚽️ 🎶

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Toni 🌱🇺🇦⚽️ #YNWA @toninparsons.bsky.social · 15/05/2026
What the fuck #LFC
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Toni 🌱🇺🇦⚽️ #YNWA @toninparsons.bsky.social · 09/05/2026
How can we go into next season with Slot? What is going to happen in the interim? A miracle? #LFC
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Toni 🌱🇺🇦⚽️ #YNWA @toninparsons.bsky.social · 09/05/2026
Good grief
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Toni 🌱🇺🇦⚽️ #YNWA @toninparsons.bsky.social · 09/05/2026
Come on!!!!!! #LFC
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Toni 🌱🇺🇦⚽️ #YNWA @toninparsons.bsky.social · 03/05/2026
Fuck this shit. Time to go for a walk. #LFC
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Kat Abughazaleh @katmabu.bsky.social · 04/04/2026
This is the most delightful thing I’ve ever read
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RedruM @dorsalstream.bsky.social · 03/04/2026
The horse op-ed is an instant classic. I can't tell you how much joy this piece gives me. It should be taught in every introductory writing class in no small part because the horse arguments are so compelling. "I have noticed that human children get to eat cake. But I am bigger than the children."
I Work Very Hard, And I Would Like To Try Cake

By A Horse

Hello. I am a horse. I work very hard at my job of being a horse. When humans say move the heavy thing, I move the heavy thing. When humans sit on top of me and pull on my head, I carry them where they want to go. The main food the humans give me is hay and oats. But I am thinking it would be nice to have a different food.

I am thinking I would like to try cake.

Yes, yes. Cake. I know all about it. When humans eat cake, it is in glad times. It is the food for a celebration, such as when a woman becomes 47. I have seen cake on the Fourth of July. When humans have a cake, they stand around it and clap hands and smile and say happy birthday at each other. Sometimes there are beautiful markings on a cake, such as balloons or a pink shape.

Sometimes the top of a cake is on fire and a boy must blow on the fire with mouth wind. This is the scariest cake. I do not want this kind. But I will eat any other cake. Any cake that is not the fire cake that tries to kill the boy.

Please understand: I do not get money for doing work. I do not get to go inside the house. All I am either doing my horse job or standing in my pen or eating food off the floor. I always do these things. But I have never once gotten cake and I would like it very much.

I have noticed that human children get to eat cake. But I am bigger than the children. I am more helpful to the farm. Children do not move the heavy things like me or let anyone ride on them. And yet they get cake. Maybe the humans will realize this. Maybe they will say, "You  know who deserves cake? That horse. That horse whose back we are always on."

Every day I dream about what it will be like if I get to eat cake. Here is what will happen. First, I will walk to the cake and putt my nose at it like hrrfff to make and stomping my hooves to make sure it is not a snake. Then I will trot in a circle to show that I am a horse and I am large. After that, I will nuzzle the cake to …
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Toni 🌱🇺🇦⚽️ #YNWA @toninparsons.bsky.social · 21/03/2026
Slot has no fucking idea at this point #LFC
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Toni 🌱🇺🇦⚽️ #YNWA @toninparsons.bsky.social · 21/03/2026
Just random subs now 🙄 #LFC
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Toni 🌱🇺🇦⚽️ #YNWA @toninparsons.bsky.social · 18/03/2026
What is happening? #LFC
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Toni 🌱🇺🇦⚽️ #YNWA @toninparsons.bsky.social · 18/03/2026
Ekitike!!!!!! #LFC
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Toni 🌱🇺🇦⚽️ #YNWA @toninparsons.bsky.social · 18/03/2026
Why is Salah taking pens? #LFC
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Toni 🌱🇺🇦⚽️ #YNWA @toninparsons.bsky.social · 18/03/2026
Who else? #LFC
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Toni 🌱🇺🇦⚽️ #YNWA @toninparsons.bsky.social · 09/03/2026
Trump urging Australia to grant Iranian women footballers political asylum whilst ICE deport Iranians is peak Trump
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Toni 🌱🇺🇦⚽️ #YNWA @toninparsons.bsky.social · 22/02/2026
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣#LFC
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SunflowerMum @sunflowermum.bsky.social · 21/02/2026
Don't believe any of these pedophiles! My heart can't take what they did... youtu.be/66cuI15AVPg?...
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The Epstein File TOO EXTREME For Mainstream Media...
YouTube video by The Conspiracy Files
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Marcus Kelson @marcuskelson.bsky.social · 19/02/2026
was listening to a bit of Wet Leg this morning, notably, chaise lounge, from their first record, and then my brain went hang on a sec I've seen something like that in a pop clip from the 60's...and even though it makes absolutely no sense....sure enough... www.youtube.com/watch?v=_2hX...
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The Zombies - She's Not There
YouTube video by nothinking4meman
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Toni 🌱🇺🇦⚽️ #YNWA @toninparsons.bsky.social · 14/02/2026
Who else? #LFC
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Toni 🌱🇺🇦⚽️ #YNWA @toninparsons.bsky.social · 14/02/2026
Yeeeehaaaaa #LFC #LIVBHA
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Toni 🌱🇺🇦⚽️ #YNWA @toninparsons.bsky.social · 08/02/2026
FFS #LFC
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Toni 🌱🇺🇦⚽️ #YNWA @toninparsons.bsky.social · 08/02/2026
What a strike!!!!! #LFC #LIVMCI
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the Mountain Goats @themountaingoats.bsky.social · 08/02/2026
man I’m sorry to be all corny here but when I see a “the city is beautiful! There’s more to it than homeless people!” I gotta say you know who’s also beautiful? People who have no place to live & are trying to get by in a system that has turned its back on them & if you don’t see that that’s on you
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the lakeshore undead @thecorlew.bsky.social · 07/02/2026
bsky.app/profile/poli...
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Toni 🌱🇺🇦⚽️ #YNWA @toninparsons.bsky.social · 07/02/2026
Anyone else getting clobbered with these “at least Putin wasn’t in the Epstein files” posts? Russian bot factory working overtime. #epstein
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Toni 🌱🇺🇦⚽️ #YNWA @toninparsons.bsky.social · 07/02/2026
The term “honey pot” to describe Epstein’s MO is enraging. Poor bees just naturally attracted to honey. He trafficked children to pedophiles. Call it what it is. #Epstein
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MeidasTouch @meidastouch.com · 05/02/2026
Epstein: “the girls and i are going to see elon musk at space x tomorrow, are you around,”
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Toni 🌱🇺🇦⚽️ #YNWA @toninparsons.bsky.social · 05/02/2026
Was he being blackmailed by Trump????
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Toni 🌱🇺🇦⚽️ #YNWA @toninparsons.bsky.social · 04/02/2026
Over 650 Ukrainian athletes and coaches have been killed by Russia, but Infantino wants to welcome Russian football back into the fold on the grounds that sport shouldn’t be politicized. Breathtaking corruption. #fifa #worldcup #LFC
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Toni 🌱🇺🇦⚽️ #YNWA @toninparsons.bsky.social · 04/02/2026
The release is just another part of the blackmail. The perpetrators names are redacted, but they know that if the right people don’t remain in power, and that if they don’t publicly support them, they will be exposed. #epsteinfiles
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God @thegodshow.com · 03/02/2026
as does the Hague
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Toni 🌱🇺🇦⚽️ #YNWA @toninparsons.bsky.social · 01/02/2026
American democracy has been destroyed because old rich white men want to f*** teenagers
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Toni 🌱🇺🇦⚽️ #YNWA @toninparsons.bsky.social · 01/02/2026
www.aljazeera.com/news/2021/9/... “Novak Djokovic has been criticised over a photo showing him alongside a former commander of the notorious Drina Wolves paramilitary unit, which participated in the genocide against Bosniaks in Srebrenica, Bosnia and Herzegovina.” This is who he is. #djokovic
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Djokovic pictured with ex-commander of feared paramilitary unit
Photo shows Serb tennis star sitting next to ex-commander of a military unit that participated in Srebrenica genocide.
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Toni 🌱🇺🇦⚽️ #YNWA @toninparsons.bsky.social · 31/01/2026
Konate ❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️ #YNWA
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Toni 🌱🇺🇦⚽️ #YNWA @toninparsons.bsky.social · 31/01/2026
Come on Ekitike!!!!! #LFC
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Toni 🌱🇺🇦⚽️ #YNWA @toninparsons.bsky.social · 31/01/2026
Ekitike!!!!!! #LFC
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Joseph Lyttleton @10cities10years.bsky.social · 31/01/2026
Donald Trump and Elon Musk are both in the Epstein Files - a lot - but they want us to be scared of "illegal immigrants."
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Toni 🌱🇺🇦⚽️ #YNWA @toninparsons.bsky.social · 28/01/2026
Salah!!!!! #LFC
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Toni 🌱🇺🇦⚽️ #YNWA @toninparsons.bsky.social · 28/01/2026
A goal from a corner??? #LFC
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a pig with wings is flying in the sky .
ALT: a pig with wings is flying in the sky .
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Toni 🌱🇺🇦⚽️ #YNWA @toninparsons.bsky.social · 28/01/2026
White American tennis players acting all outraged over being asked questions that are “too political” at the AO. And yet random footballers are supposed to boycott the World Cup. Coco Gauff and Maddison Keys were of course all class. Funny that. #worldcup
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Toni 🌱🇺🇦⚽️ #YNWA @toninparsons.bsky.social · 26/01/2026
Spare a thought for MAGA second amendment absolutists. They need a moment.
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SFDB @sfdb.bsky.social · 24/01/2026
"About eight seconds after he is pinned, agents yell that he has a gun, indicating that they may not have known he was armed until he was on the ground." This New York Times description of what is known is devastating to the government's account. 🎁🍻
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Videos Show Moments in Which Agents Killed a Man in Minneapolis
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Ron Filipkowski @ronfilipkowski.bsky.social · 24/01/2026
Chief Strategist for Rand Paul.
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This We Will Defend @thiswewilldefend.bsky.social · 24/01/2026
Brandishing a phone and an open hand over his head, while stepping up in defense of a woman, does not constitute “brandishing a gun”
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Toni 🌱🇺🇦⚽️ #YNWA @toninparsons.bsky.social · 22/01/2026
Liam Ramos. Say his name. #fuckICE
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Toni 🌱🇺🇦⚽️ #YNWA @toninparsons.bsky.social · 20/01/2026
www.theguardian.com/sport/2026/j... “As Vogue noted: “Haute couture has never been worn in this way in a live sports setting.”” Women are so sick of their sports being derided, ridiculed, treated as a warm up for the main event. This outrage can only steal the show by belittling the actual show.
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Naomi Osaka’s jellyfish-inspired outfit steals the show at Australian Open
Over the years, tennis has had its share of noteworthy fashion moments. And Osaka added another in Melbourne
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Toni 🌱🇺🇦⚽️ #YNWA @toninparsons.bsky.social · 20/01/2026
Have never wanted a tennis player to lose so badly as I do right now. Normally a fan of Osaka but what are we doing here? #AO26
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Toni 🌱🇺🇦⚽️ #YNWA @toninparsons.bsky.social · 20/01/2026
So net post lights that have never existed in tennis before are stuck on and have brought the match to a halt. Reminds me of 90% of technological advances in the last two years. #AO26 #AustralianOpen
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Naida46 @naida46.bsky.social · 20/01/2026
💙💛 UWC launches a global campaign for Ukrainian children This campaign calls the world to act against one of the most horrific crimes of this war: the systematic abduction and forced deportation of Ukrainian children. www.ukrainianworldcongress.org/stand-with-u...
ukrainianworldcongress.org
UWC launches a global campaign for Ukrainian children
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Toni 🌱🇺🇦⚽️ #YNWA @toninparsons.bsky.social · 17/01/2026
Cheering for the IRGC should not be an essential element of your support for Palestinians. Violent oppressors do not magically become liberators just because the context changes. Palestinians and Iranians want the same thing. Freedom and self determination. This is not hard. #freeiran #iran
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