Tom Prezelski @tomprezelski.bsky.social · 16/03/2026open.substack.com/pub/tompreze...open.substack.comThe Ballad of "Sarah Bonita"What happened when the most powerful cattleman in the Territory tried to make his own county? 001
Tom Prezelski @tomprezelski.bsky.social · 16/02/2026Powerless To Restrain Fraud: How Prescott Stole The Capitol From Tucson open.substack.com/pub/tompreze...open.substack.comPowerless To Restrain Fraud: How Prescott Stole The Capitol from TucsonA controversial census changed the course of Arizona's history 106
Tom Prezelski @tomprezelski.bsky.social · 10/08/2025A Paradise of Devils tomprezelski220922.substack.com?r=2wqb8&utm_...tomprezelski220922.substack.comA Paradise of Devils | Tom Prezelski | SubstackTwo cents that no one asked for from noted political has-been Tom Prezelski from the adobe-walled frontier outpost of Tucson. Click to read A Paradise of Devils, by Tom Prezelski, a Substack publicati... 000
Tom Prezelski @tomprezelski.bsky.social · 04/07/2025Tom's rules of politics, the latest in an occasional series: anyone who complains about political machines is probably trying to build one of their own. 000
Tom Prezelski @tomprezelski.bsky.social · 10/05/2025In a time of increasing wildfire risk, the legislature's priority is to shield Arizona's wealthiest corporations from responsibility. coppercourier.com/opinion/opin...coppercourier.comOpinion: Our homes are at risk, so why are lawmakers protecting corporations?So why has the legislature made protecting multi-billion-dollar corporations from liability for wildfires a priority? 010
Tom Prezelski @tomprezelski.bsky.social · 28/04/2025One of the buzzwords that I hate is "unintended consequences." If the opposition clearly states, on the record, in public, what will happen if a given course of action moves forward, and the powers-that-be go ahead with it anyway, then the consequences are clearly intended. 010
Tom Prezelski @tomprezelski.bsky.social · 20/04/2025Folks this week have been making a lot out of the 250th anniversary of Paul Revere's ride. This is actually incorrect. The anniversary of the release of Midnight Ride by Paul Revere and the Raiders actually does not come for another two weeks, May 6. youtu.be/IP8G4clUJBY?...youtu.bePaul Revere and The Raiders - KicksYouTube video by Astra Hart 051
Tom Prezelski @tomprezelski.bsky.social · 18/04/2025The Accountant 2, which continues the tale of a neurodivergent accountant who is also some kind of cold badass special forces type, premieres within 24 hours of RFK Jr.'s comments about autism. Who would have thought that a silly action movie was more reality-based than a speech by an HHS Secretary? 000
Tom Prezelski @tomprezelski.bsky.social · 15/04/2025Its worth remembering that Arizona's "Confederate Heritage" is largely bunk. www.tucsonsentinel.com/opinion/repo...tucsonsentinel.comStolen Picacho plaque honoring Confederate cavalry was missing historical facts | CommentaryStolen Confederate plaque at Picacho Peak misrepresented about actual history as part of a long-standing project to vindicate the Southern cause and perpetuate a certain narrative about who we are as ... 111
Reposted by Tom PrezelskiBrendel @brendelbored.bsky.social · 09/03/2025Tired of businesses making things where it’s like “if you don’t have time for lunch, Sponk is a full meal replacement drink” first of all fuck you I want time for lunch 1236698552
Reposted by Tom PrezelskiThe Volatile Mermaid @ohnoshetwitnt.bsky.social · 08/03/2025Celebrate International Women's Day by interrupting men with your unsolicited opinions and taking credit for their work. If they get upset about it, be sure to tell them that they sound hysterical and should smile more. 350159293986
Tom Prezelski @tomprezelski.bsky.social · 28/02/2025Just a reminder that there are still nationalist elements in Russia that call for the return of Alaska and former colonial outposts in California. 000
Tom Prezelski @tomprezelski.bsky.social · 22/02/2025Rather than a long post detailing my experiences at the state capitol this week, I will leave it at this: for folks who claim that they have the people, the power of a righteous cause, and an ascendant movement on their side, they sure seem frightened, angry and miserable. 041
Tom Prezelski @tomprezelski.bsky.social · 16/02/2025One day late, but happy Arizona Statehood Day to those who celebrate. 070
Tom Prezelski @tomprezelski.bsky.social · 10/02/2025Prediction: Kid Rock and Lee Greenwood will be doing the halftime show next year. There will be a lot of flags, crosses and praise for the President, but it will totally not be political. 010
Tom Prezelski @tomprezelski.bsky.social · 08/02/2025We need to come up with a better metaphor for deferred maintenance than "kicking the can down the road." 000
Tom Prezelski @tomprezelski.bsky.social · 08/02/2025I guess the good news is that this all means Ted Nugent, the scribe of such life-affirming entries into the Great American Songbook as "Wang Dang Sweet Poontang," "Cat Scratch Fever" and "Jailbait," will finally get that long-deserved Kennedy Center Honor. www.theatlantic.com/politics/arc...theatlantic.comTrump Takes Over the Kennedy CenterThe president intends to replace members of the institution’s board as he adopts a more aggressive approach toward the arts. 011
Tom Prezelski @tomprezelski.bsky.social · 02/02/2025THE INCREDIBLE HULK #181: an analogy for the current moment. Canada is represented by Wolverine, feisty, resilient and punching above his weight. The US is represented not by the noble Captain America, but the Hulk, a dumb and impulsive brute who somehow forgot that Canada is a sovereign country. 011
Reposted by Tom PrezelskiGail Simone @gailsimone.bsky.social · 02/02/2025I have said it for years, trans women would be welcomed as sisters of Themyscira. 402680438
Reposted by Tom PrezelskiNY Times Pitchbot @nytpitchbot.bsky.social · 30/01/2025Opinion | The way to avoid tragedies like yesterday's crash is to use hiring practices that put only the most qualified people in important federal jobs. by Pete Hegseth and RFK Jr. 363606467
Reposted by Tom PrezelskiArt Candee 🍿🥤 @artcandee.bsky.social · 30/01/2025Senator Adam Schiff torched Kash Patel: "Mr. Patel may be, I don't know, but he may be the first nominee for FBI Director in history who felt it necessary to plead the 5th." BOOM! 🔥 6853998210421
Tom Prezelski @tomprezelski.bsky.social · 30/01/2025In arguing for a bill that was effectively a book ban, a 70-something committee chair waxed nostalgic for his own school days, when everything was better and no one complained. This was the same era when my mother had her mouth washed out with soap for speaking Spanish on the playground. 031
Tom Prezelski @tomprezelski.bsky.social · 28/01/2025This one is being heard in committee at the State House today. I am waiting for similar prohibitions on time travel, lycanthropy and turning lead into gold. 010
Reposted by Tom PrezelskiTom Nichols @radiofreetom.bsky.social · 27/01/2025Schedule F is back - and so are the 1870s. 641219183
Tom Prezelski @tomprezelski.bsky.social · 26/01/2025I didn't hear anyone complain about DEI when we needed someone to be first through the breach at Fort Wagner. 020
Reposted by Tom PrezelskiGeorge Conway ⚖️🇺🇸 @gtconway.bsky.social · 25/01/2025Do any of you have an address where I can send Pete Hegseth a bottle of champagne to congratulate him on his confirmation? Thanks in advance. 2770345042959
Tom Prezelski @tomprezelski.bsky.social · 24/01/2025Rep. Andy Biggs began the process of running for Governor today. Having worked with Mr. Biggs, I can safely say that there are few people who have less of the patience or temperament required for the day to day work of running a state. Bloviating won't cut it when people depend on real results. 151
Tom Prezelski @tomprezelski.bsky.social · 24/01/2025The current moment demands that we come up with more precise definitions of "chud," "chode," and "twerp." It is impossible to discuss the neandercrats who now populate the public discourse without agreeing to proper terminology to describe them. 020
Tom Prezelski @tomprezelski.bsky.social · 24/01/2025Admittedly, we have not given the executive order forbidding the CDC from talking about bird flu enough time to work. Pretending that the problem doesn't exist will eventually lower the price of eggs. Just wait, you'll see. 021
Reposted by Tom PrezelskiGeorge Takei @georgetakei.bsky.social · 23/01/2025Trump has deployed active military to help round up migrants and put them into detention camps. The military forced us out of our homes at gunpoint in 1942 because we were considered possibly disloyal Americans. They sent us to internment camps for four years. History is repeating. Pay attention. 12353943913513
Tom Prezelski @tomprezelski.bsky.social · 24/01/2025The 14th Amendment merely codified existing practice that has its roots in English Common Law. Anyone who says otherwise is full of shit. I could cite sources here but you all have access to the Google machine, so you can find this for yourself just like I did. 040
Tom Prezelski @tomprezelski.bsky.social · 23/01/2025Musk's support for a far-right political party in Germany was just an awkward twitch resulting from his autism. We shouldn't make so much of it. 120
Reposted by Tom PrezelskiNY Times Pitchbot @nytpitchbot.bsky.social · 22/01/2025It’s funny how DEI Democrats want government diversity when it comes to race, religion, and gender, but they don’t care about representation of alcoholics, wife beaters, and Russian agents. by Charlie Kirk 201765202
Reposted by Tom PrezelskiRep. Greg Stanton @repgregstanton.bsky.social · 22/01/20251/ Buried in Trump's flurry of Executive Orders is a line that halts funding from the Bipartisan Infrastructure Law. That means withholding funds for projects like the I-10 expansion, investments in Sky Harbor and Mesa Gateway Airports and upgrades to our water infrastructure. 29234143
Tom Prezelski @tomprezelski.bsky.social · 21/01/2025When we stopped to eat, a Phoenix station was on the teevee with breathless man-on-the street commentary from enthusiastic dudes in red hats. They talked to one lone dissenter, a woman wearing a black Stinkweeds cap. Stinkweeds remains the best thing about Phoenix. 000
Reposted by Tom PrezelskiElieNYC @elienyc.bsky.social · 20/01/2025I’m not watching. The 13th Amendment specifically says that I do not have to listen to white people on MLK Day. And I respect the Constitution. 1286901415
Reposted by Tom PrezelskiElieNYC @elienyc.bsky.social · 20/01/2025Somebody decided he actually didn’t want that smoke. 16101861
Reposted by Tom PrezelskiChris Hayes @chrislhayes.bsky.social · 20/01/2025It all feels like a family with a genuinely abusive family member choosing to just carry on with the holiday traditions, hoping to create normalcy through sheer will and denial. 857297133400
Tom Prezelski @tomprezelski.bsky.social · 20/01/2025(1/4) In a sense we have come to our Nation's Capital to cash a check. When the architects of our great republic wrote the magnificent words of the Constitution and the Declaration of Independence, they were signing a promissory note to which every Anerican was to fall heir." 121
Tom Prezelski @tomprezelski.bsky.social · 20/01/2025Vivek Ramaswamy has apparently decided to run for Governor of Ohio. This is because he believes that the state deserves an executive who is even more smug than John Kaisich. 000
Reposted by Tom PrezelskiMike Drucker @mikedrucker.bsky.social · 19/01/2025If you’re coming to Bluesky from TikTok, the best advice I can give you is that every post is always 100% serious and should be responded to with a severe earnestness no matter what 35913216717
Tom Prezelski @tomprezelski.bsky.social · 16/01/2025As the Good Book (tm) says, "Let he who has never sank two nonprofits, been credibly accused of s*xual assault, and been habitually drunk at his workplace, throw the first stone." 010
Tom Prezelski @tomprezelski.bsky.social · 14/01/2025If you missed Senator Warren Petersen's comments on water policy, here is the nutshell treatment: our groundwater management policies continue to be successful, therefore they should be repealled. 010
Tom Prezelski @tomprezelski.bsky.social · 13/01/2025In honor of the opening of the Legislative Session today, here is my annual posting of the greatest bill ever passed by an Arizona legislature. 010