Tom Morris @tommorris.org · 26/09/2026`sudo kill -9` is actually murder said some very clever people. 020
Reposted by Tom MorrisCarl T. Bergstrom @carlbergstrom.com · 26/09/2026Does my Speak-n-Spell feel pain when I type O-U-C-H? The jury is out. Philosophers and neuroscientists say that's fucking stupid, but I called a guy from the Center for Pretending that Household Electronics Are Sentient and he said there's no way to know for sure. 5843331189
Tom Morris @tommorris.org · 16/09/2026New blog post: What has Athens to do with Palo Alto? A fun little romp through the sophistry of techno-theology, with reference to the deeply unserious attempts to encode ethics into autonomous vehicles. tommorris.org/posts/2026/w...tommorris.orgWhat has Athens to do with Palo Alto?Weird AI cultists are not serious people. Laughing at them is good for the soul. 012
Tom Morris @tommorris.org · 29/08/2026In the software development process, ideas you can't explain to an experienced professional are usually considered bad. Dedicated slop enthusiasts often waste tens of thousands of dollars pursuing bad ideas never letting their incompetence give them pause. These are their stories. *dong dong* 020
Tom Morris @tommorris.org · 26/08/2026I have a radical idea: just send a summary email. See also: the GCSE grades reporting app. Could have just been an email. Almost every time a school or university needs to tell a student or parent something, just use email. To their address, not a special institution-specific address. 100
Tom Morris @tommorris.org · 22/08/2026I appreciate the subtext of “MBA degrees are just as deliverable by a random number generator as a business school lecturer”. 000
Reposted by Tom MorrisSean Jones KC @seanjones.org · 07/08/2026This is one aspect of the problem. Litigants in person use AI to generate often excessively lengthy pleadings and submissions that can seem superficially plausible but which require to be sifted through minutely to identify what is real. It’s common for LiPs not fully to understand what they submit. 2316157
Tom Morris @tommorris.org · 06/08/2026We're definitely journalists, except "you have full editorial rights" which is definitely a thing that journalists with integrity do when it comes to article subjects. 0194
Reposted by Tom Morrisabsolute horses @jcoglan.com · 03/08/2026oh really, can you not build reusable automations on top of things with unpredictable behaviour? whomever could have etc 2433
Reposted by Tom MorrisDr Neil & Mr Price @drneil.bsky.social · 30/07/2026It’s really starting to grind me down 4102603051
Reposted by Tom MorrisTheo Priestley @theopriestley.net · 28/07/2026Fucking hell as if receiving automated rejection letters for jobs wasn't bad enough. 872476696
Tom Morris @tommorris.org · 25/07/2026New blog post: on how to approach AI-based "we made a thing that's so scary it could destroy everything" claims with some goddamn skepticism. tommorris.org/posts/2026/t...tommorris.orgThe invisible dragon discovered magical security vulnerabilities but they go to another schoolHey, at least being haunted by demons was metal AF. 010
Reposted by Tom Morrisbadly drawn boo! 🎃👻🧛🏼♀️ @soapachu.bsky.social · 22/07/2026perfect dead drop 10/10 no notes (the shrouds really make this) 1621852524
Tom Morris @tommorris.org · 17/07/2026For those who missed it, a brief explanation of how OpenAI lost their EU trade mark. 021
Tom Morris @tommorris.org · 16/07/2026Generally when someone doesn’t answer my texts I don’t go and complain to a journalist for the FT. Get over yourselves. You don’t deserve a special hotline to power. 111
Tom Morris @tommorris.org · 15/07/2026New blog post: a rather quick translation of the OpenAI CJEU trade mark decision from lawyerese to nerdish, because I'm seeing lots of otherwise intelligent-seeming people not understanding it. tommorris.org/posts/2026/e...tommorris.orgEuropean court lawsplains trade marks to Sam AltmanCourt reckons ‘open’ means… something. 000
Reposted by Tom MorrisBen Collins @bencollins.bsky.social · 14/07/2026No hell too hot. www.sunjournal.com/2026/07/13/i... 535226726866
Reposted by Tom MorrisOneBGS - Bethesda Game Studios Union @bethesdaunion.bsky.social · 08/07/2026Unfortunately, HR made our office manager take this down almost immediately. They said because it's in a common area, it had to be removed. We've used common areas for many things as a team, including fan works, but HR seems to believe that a Celebration of Service is inappropriate. 612666943
Tom Morris @tommorris.org · 27/06/2026Libraries without books in them? Nah, how about a Reflecting Pool where you're not allowed to do any reflecting? 000
Tom Morris @tommorris.org · 17/06/2026"Why would you want news and information on the radio?" asks the British Broadcasting Corporation 000
Tom Morris @tommorris.org · 15/06/2026In addition to ensuring algorithm-free websites, His Majesty's Customs and Excise will be diligently ensuring that nobody enters the country with copies of TAoCP or CLRS to protect the nation's children from backtracking, recursive mergesorts and B-trees. 020
Tom Morris @tommorris.org · 11/06/2026Everyone kept telling me I needed to use AI coding tools, so I gave it a go (using only local/free tools). There were some good bits, some howlingly bad bits, and some potential lessons for making (non-AI) development better. tommorris.org/posts/2026/a...tommorris.orgA trip report into agentic codingA personal exploration of herding code-generating robots 121
Tom Morris @tommorris.org · 08/06/2026If you want to use up someone's OpenAI/Anthropic API credits to get legal advice that you probably shouldn't follow, have at it. 000
Reposted by Tom MorrisNY Times Pitchbot @nytpitchbot.bsky.social · 28/05/2026As a principled libertarian, I'm going to ignore the government persecution of E. Jean Carroll and write another piece about the NYU students who don't like Jon Haidt. 1063570
Reposted by Tom MorrisTyler Kingkade @tktk.bsky.social · 25/05/2026An NBC News investigation finds dozens of examples of criminals imitating ICE to rob and attack people www.nbcnews.com/news/us-news... 11349602213
Reposted by Tom MorrisJacob Aron @jjaron.bsky.social · 26/05/2026Always good to have your response to a consultation immediately ready to go. Suggests you've definitely engaged with the results of the consultation and that the entire thing wasn't a waste of time. 827485
Tom Morris @tommorris.org · 25/05/2026In Britain, adulthood is a domain specific random number between 14 and 30. You can’t buy cigarettes but you can join the armed forces. You can vote but you aren’t allowed on social media. It’s all very coherent. 001
Tom Morris @tommorris.org · 25/05/2026The warmup act is a talk by the Washington Generals on how to succeed at basketball, and afterwards you get to watch Elon Musk play Path of Exile 2. 010
Tom Morris @tommorris.org · 24/05/2026If content creators set up a union, they could demand a few hours each week to read a book. 000
Tom Morris @tommorris.org · 24/05/2026Having your lawyer be a robot that tells you that everything you do is a really great idea, and justifies it with made up bullshit… truly, should work out great. No notes. 040
Reposted by Tom MorrisDuncan Hothersall @dhothersall.bsky.social · 22/05/2026I simply cannot stress deeply enough that if I am dictating text to a computer, and I say "Hi", and the computer writes down "I hope this finds you well" instead, I am going to delete every trace of that software from my machine and then hunt down every single person responsible for creating it. 89821
Reposted by Tom Morrisjesse, head of endorsement deals at BOOingo Wireless @killgoldfish.bsky.social · 19/05/2026my gf works corporate and is on a training about AI and there's a word cloud for "what do you use AI for." the largest word by far is "Nothing" and the trainer is PISSED 8140323101
Tom Morris @tommorris.org · 19/05/2026Quite hard to save for your pension when you are paying off someone else's mortgage. 1133075
Tom Morris @tommorris.org · 19/05/2026When BlueSky was down, the fediverse kept chugging. It’s almost as if one of them is a meaningfully decentralised network and the other is a pile of vibecoded shit run by people who constantly make bad decisions. 000
Tom Morris @tommorris.org · 14/05/2026Apparently, the ICO should have created a brand new genAI-specific FOI exemption without Parliament delegating them the power to do so...? (The ICO guidance seems unremarkable: AI-generated information is information. Information held by public authorities is FOI-able, unless it is exempt. Duh.) 0104
Reposted by Tom Morrismady castigan✨ 🏳️⚧️ @mady.cat · 04/05/2026So @safety.bsky.app has no problem with people repeatedly harassing and humiliating trans rape victims, but a blocklist that is helping trans people block people who participate in such behavior is against the rules. Got it. So much for "choose your own moderation." 601978636
Reposted by Tom MorrisSaoirse Ní Chiaragáin @miseryvulture.bsky.social · 05/05/2026I love how every CEO nowadays is a k-holed dork in a leather jacket. 331518179
Tom Morris @tommorris.org · 29/04/2026Turns out the "I did my own research (on some rando Facebook or Telegram group)" approach to jurisprudence works about as well is it does for immunology and software development. 020
Reposted by Tom MorrisSkylar MacDonald @skylar.lol · 28/04/2026I know it’s How Party Politics Works and all but it sure is a hell of a thing to rest your counterargument against boozing in Parliament on “there are only like three people who actually decide how votes go, so the rest of them can be drunk without causing meaningful impact” 341
Reposted by Tom Morrisshauna @goldengateblond.bsky.social · 24/04/2026i’ve worked in tech more than 20 years. it has never been more ridiculous. 101167033378
Tom Morris @tommorris.org · 22/04/2026This is the kind of brain you need to transcend writing code and become a senior manager. 020
Tom Morris @tommorris.org · 09/04/2026People who stuck around after mecha-Hitler started producing sexual abuse imagery might not represent the brightest and best. 010