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Tom Knoblauch

@tomknob.bsky.social
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Gay dad, government worker drone, non-theist, social democrat (small “d”), and all-around nice guy. Happily married to my husband @suitedmarriedman.bsky.social and living life in Kirkland, WA, Occupied Cascadia. 🏳️‍🌈 🏳️‍⚧️ ❤️is❤️ He/Him/His

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Alt National Park Service @altnps.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
FFS… Is it really an accident anymore at this point?
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Courtney Heard 🇨🇦 @godlessmom.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
“It’s hardly racist or bigoted to believe we have the right not to live according to religious beliefs we don’t share.” Katha Pollitt #Secularism #GodlessMom
Quote by Katha Pollitt: It’s hardly racist or bigoted to believe we have the right not to live according to religious beliefs we don’t share.
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Qasim Rashid, Esq. @qasimrashid.com · 28/09/2026
To the people complaining these sex abuse cases have created a world where men now have to think 10 times before they touch a woman. Yes, that's the point. It's called consent. Welcome to human decency.
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1gypsy (🎵I/me/me/mine🎵) 🦋 @theonegypsy.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
That's pretty funny.
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ℝ𝕖𝕓𝕖𝕝𝕓𝕝𝕦𝕖 @rebelb1ue.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Ok, here's a compromise: Print out the unredacted Epstein Files and tape them to the Kennedy Center. Boom! His name will be all over the place.
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Peter Lion @peterlion.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
I truly want to see the ENTIRE Trump family in prison. EVERY. SINGLE. ONE. OF. THEM.
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Miaganga @miaganga.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
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Mrs. Betty Bowers @mrsbettybowers.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
Old racist and dimwitted Republican presidents with dementia, who like to make secret deals with Iran, seem oddly fond of dying their hair several shades too dark.
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Mrs. Betty Bowers @mrsbettybowers.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
Chatbot, create an enormous arch that is equal parts tacky, fascist, and Mormon temple.
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Tom Knoblauch @tomknob.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
This is hardly surprising, since I’ve never lived anywhere else but the greater Seattle-Tacoma area my entire life.
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ℝ𝕖𝕓𝕖𝕝𝕓𝕝𝕦𝕖 @rebelb1ue.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
So, did the whole country just stop talking about the fact that Mitch McConnell is dead and the GOP is still covering it up?
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Ron Filipkowski @ronfilipkowski.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
My suggestion is to cancel your subscription to any media company that refers to Lake Ontario as Lake America.
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Tom Knoblauch @tomknob.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
First Dolly, and now Tim Curry?! FUCK FUCK FUCK. 😭😭😭😭
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Tom Knoblauch @tomknob.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
I got this book as a Christmas gift a couple of years ago. Tonight it’s part of my little shrine to Saint Dolly. May she rest in power. 😔
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Tom Knoblauch @tomknob.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
Rest in peace, St. Dolly. 😢🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️
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Tom Knoblauch @tomknob.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
This American stands with Canada. 🇨🇦
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Tom Knoblauch @tomknob.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
After that I would add: CHARGE TRY INCARCERATE
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Allison Gill @muellershewrote.com · 23/08/2026
I mean, seriously. Were there politicians back in 1945 who thought "Yeah we should just reform the Schutzstaffel. It would be politically foolish to say we should defund or abolish them. I bet we can reign them in by re-writing laws that already exist. I'm sure they'll follow them this time."
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Humor Satire Memes @funnysnarkyjoke.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
"Now would probably be the best time to start eating the rich because everything else has salmonella, listeria, E. coli, or glass in it." Surrounding the text is a grid of six food photos, including cartons of eggs, fried chicken tenders, raw pet food, salsa with guacamole, Outshine fruit bars, sliced bacon, granola, and a deli pastrami sandwich.
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Mrs. Betty Bowers @mrsbettybowers.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
Before you pay attention to any poll, ask yourself: 1. Who still has a landline? 2. Who answered calls from unknown callers? 3. Who wastes their time with surveys? And 4. Who cares what such stupid, lonely people think?
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Tom Knoblauch @tomknob.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
He’d probably part with less money if he just paid the damn tax. 🙄
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Kye @gxldsociety.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
A president who refuses to send aid to states that didn’t vote for him, is a literally enemy of the state and the nation.
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Miaganga @miaganga.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
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Tom Knoblauch @tomknob.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
And yet here in Washington, an initiative to repeal a similar tax (which just passed the legislature this year) is already on the November ballot because our f-ing resident billionaires are whiny little toddlers throwing a tantrum, screaming “MINE! MINE!”
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God @thegodshow.com · 02/08/2026
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Mrs. Betty Bowers @mrsbettybowers.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
No lies detected.
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Tom Knoblauch @tomknob.bsky.social · 27/07/2026
My heart goes out to the victims of the mass shooting at the Seattle Center today during the Bite of Seattle festival. Fuck the Second Amendment. How many more have to die before we ban assault weapons entirely in this ridiculous excuse for a country?!!! 😡😡😡
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Tom Knoblauch @tomknob.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
I’m proud to be a pro-Canada American. 🇨🇦 🇺🇸
To Our Friends and Neighbors in Canada
Please know that many Americans support you and are deeply saddened by the devastation these wildfires have caused.
Government actions do not always reflect the hearts of the people. We remember your friendship and generosity, and we stand with you during this difficult time.
Decent Americans stand with Canada
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Tom Knoblauch @tomknob.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
FUCK. THIS. SHIT. 😡😡😡😡
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Mrs. Betty Bowers @mrsbettybowers.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
Thoughts and prayers to all of DC's gay escorts on this sudden and tragic loss of reliable income.
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Tom Knoblauch @tomknob.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
Well, I certainly didn’t have THIS on my bingo card of “Senators whose death will be announced today”!
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I AM DAD @iamdad.bsky.social · 11/07/2026
These were suppose to be lessons not the play book
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Mrs. Betty Bowers @mrsbettybowers.bsky.social · 11/07/2026
White supremacists who are upset that a black woman was cast as Helen of Troy in the new movie The Odyssey “because it’s not historically accurate” have drawings of a blond, blue-eyed Jesus in their homes.
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Mrs. Betty Bowers @mrsbettybowers.bsky.social · 08/07/2026
I'm hearing that Mitch McConnell is brain dead. In other words, he is currently smarter than Trump.
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Tom Knoblauch @tomknob.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
Sad that the USMNT are out of the WC, but still very proud for how my city and region shone in its hosting duties for all of our visitors here for the matches. That said, I’m glad Seattle’s role in the 2026 World Cup is over, and life around these parts can return to normal.
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Tom Knoblauch @tomknob.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
USA 0-1 Belgium. I bet Trump is on the phone to FIFA again.
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The True American @thetrueamerican.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
I have thoroughly enjoyed the World Cup. I have loved cheering for the US team. Then that fucker intervened. Yes, the red card was excessive, but I would rather lose because of it than win because Imbecile called FIFA. The joy is gone. Now we’re the bad guys. He destroys everything.
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Cadaver Cassie 🔒 🎃 @doubltroublgum.bsky.social · 02/07/2026
Seattle has the mandate of heaven
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Abe Goldfarb @abegoldfarb.bsky.social · 02/07/2026
It’s always so funny when a right-winger is like “wow so much for the tolerant left” because it usually comes within five minutes of them spouting the most 1800s style racist shit you’ve ever heard in your life.
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Mark Bechtel @markymark757.bsky.social · 28/06/2026
@bluestormcomin1.bsky.social @laneyvotesblue.bsky.social @abbarsha.bsky.social @cawr57.bsky.social @firestormz1.bsky.social @markymark757.bsky.social @mariskabarnett.bsky.social @gratitude333.bsky.social @trwbbr.bsky.social @marielinboston.bsky.social @beaches1.bsky.social @ltwlauren.bsky.social
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Tom Knoblauch @tomknob.bsky.social · 29/06/2026
So I’m supposed to burn an entire tank (and more) of gas driving all the way from Seattle to fucking Idaho just to refill it with cheaper gas…that I then will completely burn through on the long trip back home? Makes PERFECT sense! 🙄 (What fucking imbeciles)
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jacksimon.bsky.social @jacksimon.bsky.social · 27/06/2026
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Karen (yes, yes, I know 😈) @karkin64.bsky.social · 27/06/2026
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Tom Knoblauch @tomknob.bsky.social · 27/06/2026
“Oh no! Who will populate our for-profit, billionaire-owned prisons now?!! I know…we’ll make parking tickets a federal felony!”
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@Cali-Candace.bsky.social @cali-candace.bsky.social · 27/06/2026
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Costa Rica Kid @zymplex.bsky.social · 27/06/2026
Why it’s time for Democratic socialism!
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