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Tom Knoblauch

@tomknob.bsky.social
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Gay dad, government worker drone, non-theist, social democrat (small “d”), and all-around nice guy. Happily married to my husband @suitedmarriedman.bsky.social and living life in Kirkland, WA, Occupied Cascadia. 🏳️‍🌈 🏳️‍⚧️ ❤️is❤️ He/Him/His

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Tom Knoblauch @tomknob.bsky.social · 23h
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Vladimir Brichta: Pretends to Be Shocked in Novela
ALT: Vladimir Brichta: Pretends to Be Shocked in Novela
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Tom Knoblauch @tomknob.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
I remember being terrified by the same scene. I was watching the Wizard of Oz with my grandparents. When the witch came on I ran into another room, and before I closed the door asked my grandmother to “tell me when she’s gone!”
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Alt National Park Service @altnps.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
FFS… Is it really an accident anymore at this point?
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Tom Knoblauch @tomknob.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
The Rapist-in Chief to other rapists: “I’ve got your back.” 😡😡😡
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Tom Knoblauch @tomknob.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
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Tom Knoblauch @tomknob.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Looking good! (Glad you kept the hair that matters most 😬) 🔥🔥🔥
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Courtney Heard 🇨🇦 @godlessmom.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
“It’s hardly racist or bigoted to believe we have the right not to live according to religious beliefs we don’t share.” Katha Pollitt #Secularism #GodlessMom
Quote by Katha Pollitt: It’s hardly racist or bigoted to believe we have the right not to live according to religious beliefs we don’t share.
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Qasim Rashid, Esq. @qasimrashid.com · 28/09/2026
To the people complaining these sex abuse cases have created a world where men now have to think 10 times before they touch a woman. Yes, that's the point. It's called consent. Welcome to human decency.
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Tom Knoblauch @tomknob.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
I would have said: “No…but I’m thinking of using one of them right now.”
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Tom Knoblauch @tomknob.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
MAGA magical thinking. 🙄
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Tom Knoblauch @tomknob.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Jennifer is a, sad, easily-frightened and easy-to-manipulate imbecile…Don’t be like Jennifer.
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Tom Knoblauch @tomknob.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
All the self-awareness of a dog licking its balls in public. 🙄
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Tom Knoblauch @tomknob.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
There’s a a whole fuck-ton of names he didn’t read.
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1gypsy (🎵I/me/me/mine🎵) 🦋 @theonegypsy.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
That's pretty funny.
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ℝ𝕖𝕓𝕖𝕝𝕓𝕝𝕦𝕖 @rebelb1ue.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Ok, here's a compromise: Print out the unredacted Epstein Files and tape them to the Kennedy Center. Boom! His name will be all over the place.
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Tom Knoblauch @tomknob.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Give me peer-reviewed statistical data of how many die of side-effects of vaccines vs how many die of measles, and also how the latter has been demonstrably rising due to ant-vax claptrap. Show your work, you worm-riddled lamebrain!
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Peter Lion @peterlion.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
I truly want to see the ENTIRE Trump family in prison. EVERY. SINGLE. ONE. OF. THEM.
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Tom Knoblauch @tomknob.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
I don’t understand Finnish, but I still know it’s a real language.
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Tom Knoblauch @tomknob.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
A malignant narcissist with frontotemporal dementia, that’s who. (Oh, also an adjudicated rapist)
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Miaganga @miaganga.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
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Tom Knoblauch @tomknob.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Filling in memory gaps with shit that never happened, and believing the invented memory as a “fact” is a known symptom of extreme frontotemporal dementia, which I believe had started in him even before his first term. This man has NEVER had the capability to properly function as POTUS.
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Tom Knoblauch @tomknob.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
I’ve lived in WA all of my 62 years and remember well when the same thing happened in the mid 1970s, except everyone was wondering how gas pumps would display a price per gallon over…99 cents!
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Tom Knoblauch @tomknob.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
Will he rename it the “SSpace Force”?
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Mrs. Betty Bowers @mrsbettybowers.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
Old racist and dimwitted Republican presidents with dementia, who like to make secret deals with Iran, seem oddly fond of dying their hair several shades too dark.
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Mrs. Betty Bowers @mrsbettybowers.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
Chatbot, create an enormous arch that is equal parts tacky, fascist, and Mormon temple.
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Tom Knoblauch @tomknob.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
This is hardly surprising, since I’ve never lived anywhere else but the greater Seattle-Tacoma area my entire life.
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Tom Knoblauch @tomknob.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
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Tom Knoblauch @tomknob.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
Health care workers in elder-care would call this a “memory aid.”
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ℝ𝕖𝕓𝕖𝕝𝕓𝕝𝕦𝕖 @rebelb1ue.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
So, did the whole country just stop talking about the fact that Mitch McConnell is dead and the GOP is still covering it up?
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Tom Knoblauch @tomknob.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
You know it.
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Tom Knoblauch @tomknob.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
Of course you realize that the orange P.O.S. has never ridden a bike in his entire fucking life.
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Tom Knoblauch @tomknob.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
Social democracy is not “communism,” Mikey. Words have meanings beyond their use as negative propagandistic epithets.
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Ron Filipkowski @ronfilipkowski.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
My suggestion is to cancel your subscription to any media company that refers to Lake Ontario as Lake America.
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Tom Knoblauch @tomknob.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
First Dolly, and now Tim Curry?! FUCK FUCK FUCK. 😭😭😭😭
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Tom Knoblauch @tomknob.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
I got this book as a Christmas gift a couple of years ago. Tonight it’s part of my little shrine to Saint Dolly. May she rest in power. 😔
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Tom Knoblauch @tomknob.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
Rest in peace, St. Dolly. 😢🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️
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Tom Knoblauch @tomknob.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
This American stands with Canada. 🇨🇦
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Tom Knoblauch @tomknob.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
Can we please have an opposition party that actually fucking OPPOSES shit?!!!! 😡
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Tom Knoblauch @tomknob.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
Art’s Food Center.
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Tom Knoblauch @tomknob.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
After that I would add: CHARGE TRY INCARCERATE
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Allison Gill @muellershewrote.com · 23/08/2026
I mean, seriously. Were there politicians back in 1945 who thought "Yeah we should just reform the Schutzstaffel. It would be politically foolish to say we should defund or abolish them. I bet we can reign them in by re-writing laws that already exist. I'm sure they'll follow them this time."
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Tom Knoblauch @tomknob.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
I was going to say the same thing. Blatantly illegal and unconstitutional.
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Tom Knoblauch @tomknob.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
With the way things are going, probably North Korea.
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Humor Satire Memes @funnysnarkyjoke.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
"Now would probably be the best time to start eating the rich because everything else has salmonella, listeria, E. coli, or glass in it." Surrounding the text is a grid of six food photos, including cartons of eggs, fried chicken tenders, raw pet food, salsa with guacamole, Outshine fruit bars, sliced bacon, granola, and a deli pastrami sandwich.
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Tom Knoblauch @tomknob.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
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Tom Knoblauch @tomknob.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
It would be fine with me if Chik-fil-A was closed EVERY day. Permanently.
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Tom Knoblauch @tomknob.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
Then the people of South Carolina have really fucking faulty risk assessment skills.
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Mrs. Betty Bowers @mrsbettybowers.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
Before you pay attention to any poll, ask yourself: 1. Who still has a landline? 2. Who answered calls from unknown callers? 3. Who wastes their time with surveys? And 4. Who cares what such stupid, lonely people think?
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Tom Knoblauch @tomknob.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
Kegsbreth probably cancelled all feminine product contracts since he’s pretty sure he had fired all the women in the military, because “DEI”. 🙄😡
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Tom Knoblauch @tomknob.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
He’d probably part with less money if he just paid the damn tax. 🙄
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