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Lil Guff Boy

@tomguff.bsky.social
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Transit enthusiast living in Los Angeles. I don't like white supremacy. He/him/they. Ask me about playing role playing games, always looking for cool people.

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Lil Guff Boy @tomguff.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Your Qui-Gon has evolved into... a Na-Qui-Gon!
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Lil Guff Boy @tomguff.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
this felt like a reply @colourmode.bsky.social
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Lil Guff Boy @tomguff.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
No no no Pooh Bear, stay on land where it's safe
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Lil Guff Boy @tomguff.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
what are you, the shower cop
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Lil Guff Boy @tomguff.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
the things Google Maps highlights
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Lil Guff Boy @tomguff.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
we're falling behind, america
A Fallout Sentry Bot with a glowing red "eye" standing on a street corner
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Lil Guff Boy @tomguff.bsky.social · 14/07/2026
manifesting @erikaishii.bsky.social cosplay of this character 🤞🏼🤞🏼
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Lil Guff Boy @tomguff.bsky.social · 04/07/2026
Blanket Monster
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Lil Guff Boy @tomguff.bsky.social · 26/06/2026
my dog is part fox?!
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Lil Guff Boy @tomguff.bsky.social · 26/06/2026
a beautiful woman 😍
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Lil Guff Boy @tomguff.bsky.social · 14/06/2026
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Lil Guff Boy @tomguff.bsky.social · 21/05/2026
Obama and the rest in the Situation Room during the raid that killed Osama bin Laden
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Lil Guff Boy @tomguff.bsky.social · 19/05/2026
I'm still blown away by his character on Venture Bros. Every line in Ice Station - Impossible! (s1e7) is friggin perfect
A white man with graying black hair wearing a three piece blue suit stands holding a pipe. Character name Professor Impossible from the Venture Bros television show.
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Lil Guff Boy @tomguff.bsky.social · 29/04/2026
Measure ER, June 2, 2026 primary election Los Angeles County
How will the measure appear on the ballot?
Essential Services Restoration Act for Los Angeles County General Sales Tax
Measure
Shall the measure to help our community address severe federal cuts
enacted by the President and Congress; reduce the loss of essential 
services, including healthcare for County residents; reduce the risk of
closing the County's four public hospitals and numerous clinics, and
significant healthcare provider layoffs and other service cuts by
enacting a 1/2 percent (0.5%) general sales tax for 5 years
generating approximately $1 billion annually, with independent audits,
be adopted?
Yes
No
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Lil Guff Boy @tomguff.bsky.social · 15/04/2026
that sounds like a cool tattoo. I'm imagining something like this diagram, but made to look like the earth/moon
a diagram of a large black circle with a small grey circle inside of it. shows the relative size of Earth and it's Moon. the Earth is roughly 3.7 times the size of the Moon. source: https://science.nasa.gov/moon/by-the-numbers/
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Lil Guff Boy @tomguff.bsky.social · 02/04/2026
love this quick review of Humboldt Cut by @allisonmick.bsky.social
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Lil Guff Boy @tomguff.bsky.social · 26/03/2026
bwahahahahaa
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Lil Guff Boy @tomguff.bsky.social · 16/03/2026
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Lil Guff Boy @tomguff.bsky.social · 01/03/2026
FOUND LOST MEME Found this lil guy in a political neighborhood of the internet. They're healthy, and lively, no health problems. Currently fostering on my phone. If this is your meme, or you know who's meme this is, please contact me!
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Lil Guff Boy @tomguff.bsky.social · 16/02/2026
does anyone know where this is from (other than my dreams)
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Lil Guff Boy @tomguff.bsky.social · 06/02/2026
the giant princess sticker really ties it all together
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Lil Guff Boy @tomguff.bsky.social · 15/01/2026
quick, vogue the perimeter
A page and a half of the Psylocke Ninja comic book. The characters vogue surrounded by smoke in a desert terrain
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Lil Guff Boy @tomguff.bsky.social · 12/01/2026
sometimes the internet can still surprise me
A pink haired young woman exhales smoke holding a meth pipe. text overlayed reads "REBLOG IF YOU NEED METH SEX"
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Lil Guff Boy @tomguff.bsky.social · 11/01/2026
this sentence feels like one of those inter-dimensional tv ads on Rick & Morty
From Wikipedia article: "In the textile industry, a tow (or hards) is a coarse, broken fibre, removed during the processing of flax, hemp, or jute[1] and separated from the shives."
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Lil Guff Boy @tomguff.bsky.social · 06/01/2026
clicked on the link but it took me here
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Lil Guff Boy @tomguff.bsky.social · 31/12/2025
RIPV (rest in poster valhalla)
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Lil Guff Boy @tomguff.bsky.social · 22/12/2025
i. love. candlight. singing.
a man in indigo overalls holds a candle singing carols (poorly)
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Lil Guff Boy @tomguff.bsky.social · 19/12/2025
cat sittin, sittin with cat
a cutie patootie black and white cat sitting on a bean bag chair
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Lil Guff Boy @tomguff.bsky.social · 26/11/2025
when you see this, post an image from your gallery to describe your mental health
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Lil Guff Boy @tomguff.bsky.social · 14/11/2025
He looks like a little guy with a pompadour now
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Lil Guff Boy @tomguff.bsky.social · 26/09/2025
@roll20.net found some fans in my neighborhood
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Lil Guff Boy @tomguff.bsky.social · 23/09/2025
see something blue, post something blue 💙 👽
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Lil Guff Boy @tomguff.bsky.social · 10/09/2025
steeee-rong!
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Lil Guff Boy @tomguff.bsky.social · 26/08/2025
our girl is FOINE
A screenshot of the app Sky Tonight looking at the constellation Virgo
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Lil Guff Boy @tomguff.bsky.social · 18/08/2025
it us
a thick fit snack of a man drives a cute big headed dog
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Lil Guff Boy @tomguff.bsky.social · 17/07/2025
Google thinks comedians are musicians. lol i love the chorus of "Southern Dating"
Screenshot of a list of Katrina Davis' "songs" according to Google: Southern Dating, Online Dating Bios, Heavenly Places, The Little Things. (Katrina Davis is a comedian)
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Lil Guff Boy @tomguff.bsky.social · 16/07/2025
blame @deeks549.bsky.social for making this seem connected.
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Lil Guff Boy @tomguff.bsky.social · 09/07/2025
It's that white lady on the airplane with the caption "that motherf--ker back there is not real"
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Lil Guff Boy @tomguff.bsky.social · 08/07/2025
this book is so fun and scary and weird and you're gonna want a copy. support a cool author and say you knew about @allisonmick.bsky.social before everyone else 😎🆒 ❄️
Barnes & Noble 25% off pre-order Humboldt Cut by Allison Mick for all Premium and Rewards Members with code PREORDER25 only July 8-11
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Lil Guff Boy @tomguff.bsky.social · 06/07/2025
the GOAT! he was the best part of Star Trek Enterprise, too
legendary character actor Jeffrey Combs in blue make up as an Andorian on "Star Trek: Enterprise"
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Lil Guff Boy @tomguff.bsky.social · 06/07/2025
this led me down a rabbit hole about the inventor of phrenology, Franz Joseph Gall. what a weird dude. he grew up thinking head shape determined personality, and spent his career "confirming" his bias.
A creepy dude, supposedly Franz Joseph Gall, examines the back of the head of a young lady, as three of his creepy compatriots observe. The illustration is captioned "The Phrenologist."
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Lil Guff Boy @tomguff.bsky.social · 30/05/2025
Hey look at this pimp in the back of my thigh meat. thanks to @allisonmick.bsky.social 💉😷 for excavating this bad mamma jamma, turns out it was a double bubble
Big beefy pimple on the back of a very white man's thigh
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Lil Guff Boy @tomguff.bsky.social · 28/05/2025
look at this river otter
my dog, scamp, being a cutie patootie
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Lil Guff Boy @tomguff.bsky.social · 27/05/2025
my first thought
corporate food merchandise toys based on the McNugget from McDonalds. they each have different lil outfits and honestly i can't even describe them here. one looks like the pimp of sesame street
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Lil Guff Boy @tomguff.bsky.social · 15/05/2025
Happy #Thorsday!
"Thor" (1901) by Johannes Gehrts
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Lil Guff Boy @tomguff.bsky.social · 09/05/2025
this scene is what it feels like when i wake up from a nap
Two images from It's Always Sunny In Philadelphia, Season 6, Episode 13. In the middle of a swanky office party, a naked glistening Frank Reynolds squeezes his way out from inside a large black leather couch.
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Lil Guff Boy @tomguff.bsky.social · 09/05/2025
okay wtf
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Lil Guff Boy @tomguff.bsky.social · 21/04/2025
Jared Harris lookin like a little stinker. The Quiet Ones (2014)
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Lil Guff Boy @tomguff.bsky.social · 03/04/2025
if you don't move Walton Goggins from Predator will get very ornery
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Lil Guff Boy @tomguff.bsky.social · 02/04/2025
big melissa schimenti energy
melissa schimenti absolutely eating. she's a teacher on the television show Abbott Elementary, and is performed by the glorious Lisa Ann Walter
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