Tom @tomgaeta.bsky.social · 15/10/2026An individual shall not, either directly or indirectly, give, lend, or promise valuable consideration to or for any individual as an inducement to influence the manner of voting by an individual relative to a candidate or ballot question or as a reward for refraining from voting. 191
Tom @tomgaeta.bsky.social · 15/10/2026Given the state of the DOJ, probably best to focus on the state statute: Mich. Com. Laws § 168.931 281
Reposted by TomSheo @sheologian.bsky.social · 15/09/2026This is such a wildly specific scenario in which to believe victims 55110
Reposted by TomBerin Szóka @berinszoka.bsky.social · 09/09/2026Photo of the decade: AfD leader Alice Weidel 399208764812
Tom @tomgaeta.bsky.social · 08/09/2026I worked at a Blockbuster Video in high school, and there was a dark period where the hour-long repeating promo reel included the music video for Hanson's "This Time Around." Minimum wage was not enough. 110
Tom @tomgaeta.bsky.social · 28/08/2026There has to be a nine syllable German word describing this exact kind of irony: “It feels very exploitive to me,” added Hansen. “It feels sneaky and disingenuous to me that they would do this and not even say, ‘This is what we’re doing.'”deadline.comChris Hansen Considers Legal Action Over 'Primetime' DepictionWhile Chris Hansen intended to keep an open mind about A24's 'Primetime', he's also apparently open to legal action. 000
Tom @tomgaeta.bsky.social · 25/08/2026static.klipy.comTeddy KGB: Pay ThatAlt: John Malcovich as Teddy KGB 000
Tom @tomgaeta.bsky.social · 19/08/2026The man's got range. www.youtube.com/watch?v=huJ8...youtube.comImprovisational ComedyYouTube video by mustachedeath 010
Tom @tomgaeta.bsky.social · 13/08/2026You can hire a Philadelphia lawyer like me to take advantage of my almost magical cleverness, or as we call it here, wiz wit. 010
Tom @tomgaeta.bsky.social · 03/08/2026Fun fact, more time has passed since the movie Apollo 13 came out than passed between the the actual Apollo 13 mission and the movie's release. 3100
Reposted by Tomtroyliss @troyliss.bsky.social · 25/07/2026youtu.beI'm Ron Burgundy?YouTube video by QuoteTheGuy 116949
Reposted by Tommattie lubchansky @mattielubchansky.com · 12/07/2026i know you’re looking for it. here she is, girls. here she is, world 1580972155
Tom @tomgaeta.bsky.social · 22/06/2026This is Sprocket. When we adopted him, my four year old got his name confused with my cousin's dog's (Sprinkles). He has been Spronkles ever since. 020
Reposted by TomElder Taylor @taylornewc.bsky.social · 18/06/2026If Waffle House doesn’t make this their new slogan, then capitalism has failed 123138643804
Reposted by TomAlejandra Caraballo @esqueer.net · 14/06/2026Looks like a scene from Idiocracy. Honestly, fuck Travis Pastrana for doing this. 1002040369
Tom @tomgaeta.bsky.social · 11/06/2026Just remind yourself you're rooting against the Texas team. 220
Tom @tomgaeta.bsky.social · 03/06/2026Twirls mustache menacingly then ties self to tracks in path of oncoming train. 000
Reposted by TomFrankie Huang 黄碧赤 @ourobororoboruo.bsky.social · 02/06/2026Welp there’s no unseeing this 259194375006
Tom @tomgaeta.bsky.social · 01/06/2026This is not meant as an endorsement of the Bluebook which is terrible and should be consigned to the dustbin of history (and actual dustbins)! 010
Tom @tomgaeta.bsky.social · 01/06/2026The Bluebook legal citation rule is that "Where the end of a sentence is omitted, insert an ellipsis between the last word being quoted and the final punctuation of the sentence being quoted." Perhaps George Lucas is just a secret attorney. 110
Tom @tomgaeta.bsky.social · 30/05/2026The appellees' arguments are just as brutal. The panel is gobsmacked that they either did not check the fake cites in appellant's brief or chose not to bring it to the court's attention 120
Tom @tomgaeta.bsky.social · 29/05/2026This is painful to watch. Appellant included numerous fictitious cites and is rightfully criticized by the panel for it. But the criticism doesn't end there--neither appellee apparently reviewed Appellant's brief closely enough to catch the cites, and that's also unacceptable.youtu.beBoth sides rebuked at oral argument for fake cites.YouTube video by j3rd w0rf 062
Reposted by TomBrendel @brendelbored.bsky.social · 29/05/2026How embarrassing was it in 2026? Daughter it was “Bret Michaels does not want to be associated with this” embarrassing 311706195
Tom @tomgaeta.bsky.social · 20/05/2026www.youtube.com/watch?v=CkDK...youtube.comOpenAI Announces Construction Of New Data Center On Top Of Sick ChildYouTube video by The Onion 000
Tom @tomgaeta.bsky.social · 09/05/2026As someone who may or may not have vibed hard listening to the album "The Bends" at max volume in my Toyota Corolla FX my junior year of high school, I can assure you music need not be anthemic to blast. 010
Tom @tomgaeta.bsky.social · 26/04/2026media.tenor.coma man with a beard sits in a chairAlt: Big Lebowski putting on sunglasses 162
Tom @tomgaeta.bsky.social · 24/04/2026It may or may not be. Hard to say until you observe them in action. 060