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Post-conviction Crim law is my jam. Mostly made of puns.

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Tom @tomgaeta.bsky.social · 2h
She cut his White House speedrun record in half!
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Tom @tomgaeta.bsky.social · 15/10/2026
Sec. 931(1)(a).
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Tom @tomgaeta.bsky.social · 15/10/2026
An individual shall not, either directly or indirectly, give, lend, or promise valuable consideration to or for any individual as an inducement to influence the manner of voting by an individual relative to a candidate or ballot question or as a reward for refraining from voting.
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Tom @tomgaeta.bsky.social · 15/10/2026
Given the state of the DOJ, probably best to focus on the state statute: Mich. Com. Laws § 168.931
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Tom @tomgaeta.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
CHERRY TOMATO BOYS
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Sheo @sheologian.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
This is such a wildly specific scenario in which to believe victims
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Berin Szóka @berinszoka.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Photo of the decade: AfD leader Alice Weidel
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Tom @tomgaeta.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
I worked at a Blockbuster Video in high school, and there was a dark period where the hour-long repeating promo reel included the music video for Hanson's "This Time Around." Minimum wage was not enough.
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Tom @tomgaeta.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
I would watch the heck out of Interview with a Vampossum!
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Tom @tomgaeta.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
I'm pretty sure he's Voldemorting.
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Tom @tomgaeta.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
There has to be a nine syllable German word describing this exact kind of irony: “It feels very exploitive to me,” added Hansen. “It feels sneaky and disingenuous to me that they would do this and not even say, ‘This is what we’re doing.'”
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Chris Hansen Considers Legal Action Over 'Primetime' Depiction
While Chris Hansen intended to keep an open mind about A24's 'Primetime', he's also apparently open to legal action.
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Tom @tomgaeta.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
I hope he gets all the sesame cake in the hereafter.
Tim Curry in Congo, being told not to eat Delroy Lindo's sesame cake.
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Tom @tomgaeta.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
static.klipy.com
Teddy KGB: Pay That
Alt: John Malcovich as Teddy KGB
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Tom @tomgaeta.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
The man's got range. www.youtube.com/watch?v=huJ8...
youtube.com
Improvisational Comedy
YouTube video by mustachedeath
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Tom @tomgaeta.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
You can hire a Philadelphia lawyer like me to take advantage of my almost magical cleverness, or as we call it here, wiz wit.
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Tom @tomgaeta.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
Screenshot of AI image detector result showing 99% probability that image is AI.
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Tom @tomgaeta.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
He's also credited as "voiceover artist"
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Tom @tomgaeta.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
Planes, Trains, and Automobiles
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Tom @tomgaeta.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
Fun fact, more time has passed since the movie Apollo 13 came out than passed between the the actual Apollo 13 mission and the movie's release.
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troyliss @troyliss.bsky.social · 25/07/2026
youtu.be
I'm Ron Burgundy?
YouTube video by QuoteTheGuy
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Tom @tomgaeta.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
They announced it on my flight from Philly to Phoenix.
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mattie lubchansky @mattielubchansky.com · 12/07/2026
i know you’re looking for it. here she is, girls. here she is, world
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Tom @tomgaeta.bsky.social · 28/06/2026
Sign on a pedestrian overpass reading "Someday a mortician gets to superglue his lips shut"
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Tom @tomgaeta.bsky.social · 26/06/2026
Neomi Rao would be my guess.
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Tom @tomgaeta.bsky.social · 26/06/2026
You banned your last Dave, Matthews.
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Tom @tomgaeta.bsky.social · 23/06/2026
That opening gave me nightmares.
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Tom @tomgaeta.bsky.social · 22/06/2026
This is Sprocket. When we adopted him, my four year old got his name confused with my cousin's dog's (Sprinkles). He has been Spronkles ever since.
Happy dog
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Elder Taylor @taylornewc.bsky.social · 18/06/2026
If Waffle House doesn’t make this their new slogan, then capitalism has failed
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Alejandra Caraballo @esqueer.net · 14/06/2026
Looks like a scene from Idiocracy. Honestly, fuck Travis Pastrana for doing this.
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Tom @tomgaeta.bsky.social · 11/06/2026
Stay safe!
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Tom @tomgaeta.bsky.social · 11/06/2026
Just remind yourself you're rooting against the Texas team.
Tweet by Gov Greg Abbot sharing an AI image of him beating Gov Hochul in basketball while Trump cackles.
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Tom @tomgaeta.bsky.social · 03/06/2026
Twirls mustache menacingly then ties self to tracks in path of oncoming train.
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Frankie Huang 黄碧赤 @ourobororoboruo.bsky.social · 02/06/2026
Welp there’s no unseeing this
Colorful play gym for infants featuring foxes and bunnies, two criss-crossing archs stand over a square matUFC cage being built on the White House launch, criss-crossing arches strongly resembling the baby play gym
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Tom @tomgaeta.bsky.social · 02/06/2026
Sandcrawler on Tattooine
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Tom @tomgaeta.bsky.social · 01/06/2026
This is not meant as an endorsement of the Bluebook which is terrible and should be consigned to the dustbin of history (and actual dustbins)!
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Tom @tomgaeta.bsky.social · 01/06/2026
The Bluebook legal citation rule is that "Where the end of a sentence is omitted, insert an ellipsis between the last word being quoted and the final punctuation of the sentence being quoted." Perhaps George Lucas is just a secret attorney.
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Tom @tomgaeta.bsky.social · 30/05/2026
The appellees' arguments are just as brutal. The panel is gobsmacked that they either did not check the fake cites in appellant's brief or chose not to bring it to the court's attention
Appellate panel questions lawyer why he didn't bring opposing counsel's fake citations to the courts attention.
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Tom @tomgaeta.bsky.social · 29/05/2026
This is painful to watch. Appellant included numerous fictitious cites and is rightfully criticized by the panel for it. But the criticism doesn't end there--neither appellee apparently reviewed Appellant's brief closely enough to catch the cites, and that's also unacceptable.
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Both sides rebuked at oral argument for fake cites.
YouTube video by j3rd w0rf
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Tom @tomgaeta.bsky.social · 29/05/2026
Gideons are everywhere these days!
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Brendel @brendelbored.bsky.social · 29/05/2026
How embarrassing was it in 2026? Daughter it was “Bret Michaels does not want to be associated with this” embarrassing
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Tom @tomgaeta.bsky.social · 28/05/2026
Tin roof, rusted!
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Tom @tomgaeta.bsky.social · 27/05/2026
Can't squeeze blood from a stone.
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Tom @tomgaeta.bsky.social · 27/05/2026
KEN PAXTON has what PLANTS CRAVE
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Tom @tomgaeta.bsky.social · 25/05/2026
That or a green apple on each breast.
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Tom @tomgaeta.bsky.social · 20/05/2026
www.youtube.com/watch?v=CkDK...
youtube.com
OpenAI Announces Construction Of New Data Center On Top Of Sick Child
YouTube video by The Onion
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Tom @tomgaeta.bsky.social · 13/05/2026
Time for someone to learn about fair use!
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Tom @tomgaeta.bsky.social · 09/05/2026
As someone who may or may not have vibed hard listening to the album "The Bends" at max volume in my Toyota Corolla FX my junior year of high school, I can assure you music need not be anthemic to blast.
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Turner Over @yinzer.bsky.social · 05/05/2026
wint @dril
drunk driving may kill a lot of people, but it also helps a lot of people get to work on time, so, it;s impossible to say if its bad or not,
12:20 PM • 5/9/14
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Tom @tomgaeta.bsky.social · 26/04/2026
media.tenor.com
a man with a beard sits in a chair
Alt: Big Lebowski putting on sunglasses
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Tom @tomgaeta.bsky.social · 24/04/2026
It may or may not be. Hard to say until you observe them in action.
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