Tom @tomel-shawk.bsky.social · 25/12/2025One of the 3 side, I mean wise, men talking to Joseph: ‘why are you here?’ ‘Umm I’ve brought some.. murr’ ‘The fuck is murr?’ ‘It’s um.. ohh look at the time, cute kid, gotta go’ 000
Tom @tomel-shawk.bsky.social · 15/12/2025Casemiro on Will Hughes anyone? Absolutely no way in the world a Utd player doesn’t get sent off there. Refs in this country are cowards 010
Tom @tomel-shawk.bsky.social · 04/12/2025I hope someone takes a dump under Harry Brooks Christmas tree 020
Reposted by TomMartin Bell @martinbell.bsky.social · 02/12/2025Brexit, Boris Johnson, Keir Starmer and now this. It's about time we concede that the British public has no fucking clue what it's doing.theguardian.comBritish public’s verdict is in: Die Hard is not a Christmas movieSurvey also reveals Britons’ favourite festive film, views on tear-jerkers and family cinema trips 031
Reposted by TomJohn 🏴🔴👹 @j0hnbev.bsky.social · 24/11/2025This is utter garbage from United. Every single outfield player needs to hand their head in shame 161
Reposted by TomNick @manunitedyouth.bsky.social · 24/11/2025Neville’s moaning is annoying but he’s not fucking wrong tonight is he. This is pathetic 191
Tom @tomel-shawk.bsky.social · 24/11/2025The frustration here is that with 20 minutes to go the outcome is a forgone conclusion, Utd could be here till tomorrow and not score. They look as bad as anything we saw last season 010
Tom @tomel-shawk.bsky.social · 24/11/2025This is horrendous. Worst performance of the season so far. To a man they’ve been horrific 010
Tom @tomel-shawk.bsky.social · 24/11/2025This is a hooked before HT v Newcastle level performance so far 000
Tom @tomel-shawk.bsky.social · 24/11/2025Think it might be Mbeumo up top with Zirkzee in the left ten position. 110
Tom @tomel-shawk.bsky.social · 16/11/2025After a rough few weeks with illness and bereavement it’s been so nice to have a calm couple of weekends to bookend a pretty rough week. Feel incredibly grateful for my wife and friends. 020
Tom @tomel-shawk.bsky.social · 12/11/2025Can’t quite believe the cult are in so deep they’re going all out to defend a nonce 000
Reposted by TomEdwin Hayward @edwinhayward.com · 09/11/2025Labour lost the trust of left wing and centrist voters by chasing yet spectacularly failing to attract right wing voters. It's quite simply the most disastrous strategy they could have pursued. And entirely self-inflicted. None of the extreme chaos the Tories left them had to be tackled this way. 1626563
Tom @tomel-shawk.bsky.social · 01/11/2025Utd need a second. Some of the finishing/final balls has been questionable 000
Reposted by TomTom Roberts @tpgroberts.bsky.social · 28/10/2025I am vaguely curious about how Labour have got themselves into a position where one of their landmark pieces of legislation, the Renter's Rights Bill, is finally law, and they have very little interest in promoting it to the point everyone's still talking about Reform! 3142594
Tom @tomel-shawk.bsky.social · 28/10/2025Got the Cavani song stuck in my head today. Incredibly distracting. Resisting the urge to belt it out in the team meetingmedia.tenor.coma group of soccer players are standing on a field and one of them is pointing at the camera .ALT: a group of soccer players are standing on a field and one of them is pointing at the camera . 020
Tom @tomel-shawk.bsky.social · 25/10/2025Appreciate it’s unlikely to last but Utd being above Liverpool is pretty nice 😊 010
Reposted by TomSi Lloyd @smnllyd5.bsky.social · 25/10/2025Maybe the ref put his clock back early 2133
Tom @tomel-shawk.bsky.social · 25/10/2025Gotta say Ruben Amorim has been vindicated over not picking Mainoo. He’s looked cumbersome when he’s been on the pitch. I really hope he can turn it around but there’s no way he should starting for Utd right now 000
Tom @tomel-shawk.bsky.social · 25/10/2025DIOGO DALOT is an actual imbecile. It’s torture watching him 000
Tom @tomel-shawk.bsky.social · 19/10/2025For the sake of my sanity please put in a performance today Utd. 010
Reposted by Tommolly conger @socialistdogmom.bsky.social · 19/10/2025and another thing: he’s not mad. please don’t put it in the newspaper that he got mad. 2185174653119
Tom @tomel-shawk.bsky.social · 19/10/2025Unless he’s miraculously gone to a 433 that lineup makes me feel ill 000
Tom @tomel-shawk.bsky.social · 09/10/2025Lee Dixon despises football and never once made a single mistake in his entire career 000
Reposted by TomStefan Bienkowski @sbienkowski.bsky.social · 05/10/2025Michael Olise isn’t just a good player for Bayern Munich. He’s on a completely different level to the rest of Vincent Kompany’s attack: 1143
Tom @tomel-shawk.bsky.social · 29/09/2025Feels like a real groundswell of discontent around Amorim now. All of the podcasts, papers and other media outlets have had enough and are voicing that to some degree or another. Writing appears to be on the wall. Think he’ll be gone by the next international break 000
Tom @tomel-shawk.bsky.social · 27/09/2025Think I’d like Zirkzee on at some point soon. Someone needs to make it stick 000
Tom @tomel-shawk.bsky.social · 27/09/2025Infuriating. Gives all the ammo to those who make a living out of criticising him 010
Tom @tomel-shawk.bsky.social · 21/09/2025Can’t see Arsenal winning the league with Arteta as manager. He’s too negative and risk averse. Default position is to stay in the game and chase if need be rather than utilising the attacking talent he’s got. Always ends up costing them in the big games 020
