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Drooker like snooker and not Drucker like... well, you get the idea. tomdruker.wordpress.com/published-w…

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To)))m @tomdruker.bsky.social · 16h
I'm so glad everything is AI now.
as internet security thing where you have to click on relevant pictures relating to the command at the top of the screen.
Command is 'Select things that would cost you more money than shown'
Picture next to command is something that looks like an envelope maybe? But it looks metallic and is on a black background. 
Below, the pictures to select are a variety of things like airplanes brooms and envelopes.
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To)))m @tomdruker.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Lewisham's own!
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To)))m @tomdruker.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Yeah it's really great when you're trying to navigate a broken healthcare system for an ailing loved one and have to anticipate calls from random numbers but 9 out of 10 are spam or scammers, really love it
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To)))m @tomdruker.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Is that Fieldy off of Korn on bass with Cyprus Hill?! #totp
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To)))m @tomdruker.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
How did Our Liam hold a note and walk away from the mic like that? Pure talent, that's how #totp
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To)))m @tomdruker.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
How is Dane Bowers miming AND out of tune? #totp
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To)))m @tomdruker.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
This could absolutely be an album cover for a late 90s post rock band
A collage of pictures of holes drilled by the Mars rover 'Curiosity'
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To)))m @tomdruker.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Late to the party, but big fan of everything below, Grills especially
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To)))m @tomdruker.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
They might have to let them all win
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The Tonearm @thetonearm.com · 12/09/2026
"The Klezmatics have never been just a klezmer band. From their beginnings 40 years ago, they've fused klezmer music, rooted in the Jewish communities of Eastern Europe, with the sounds of jazz, psychedelia, Latin music, punk energy, gospel fervor, global rhythms, and even ambient music."
wnyc.org
#5180, The Klezmatics, Live on Soundcheck | WNYC
The Klezmatics take traditional klezmer music and inject punk energy, gospel fervor, global rhythms, and improvisation.
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Rob Davies @byrobdavies.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
As a non-practising Jew, I find this line of questioning utterly abhorrent. I also fully support Miliband's position. Jews are not a homogeneous bloc and should not be treated as such, it's dehumanising.
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To)))m @tomdruker.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
Learning a completely brand new skill in your 40s feels like trying to get one last chew out of the petrified gum you've pried off the underside of a desk.
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To)))m @tomdruker.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
Instant buy, happy bandcamp day
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Rachel Leggett @rleggos.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
I got the shot. I've been scheming and hoping the conditions would work out for this for two weeks!! 🪶
A broad-tailed hummingbird hovers next to an anise hyssop plant framed by purple blooms and with a rainbow behind it!!! The bird also has a little bead of water on its bill because it is raining.
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J.A. Prentice @japrenticewrites.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
A beautifully cynical bit of satire that can only work in comic form.
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Brian Honan @brianhonan.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
Happy Skynet day to all those who celebrate
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Hillary Miller @profhillmill.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
Brilliant songwriter yes but her covers were 🔥 too
youtu.be
Dolly Parton - Don't Think Twice (Audio)
YouTube video by DollyPartonVEVO
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To)))m @tomdruker.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
youtu.be/NqdKrv1Vh-g?... 🎈
youtu.be
Coat of Many Colours - Dolly Parton, Ireland 1990
YouTube video by CR's Video Vaults
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To)))m @tomdruker.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
Keep it light, you owl prick, it's a Sunday.
A Duolingo lesson in Yiddish. The phrase translates as 'My uncle is a broken man'
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Dr Rob @robheighton.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
Xanadu-du-du push pineapple, shake the tree Xanadu-du-du stately pleasure dome decree
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Ketan Joshi @ketanjoshi.co · 19/08/2026
Not many people realise this but all AI generated text has come with a watermark for years now. Here's a step-by-step explanation of how it works: - It's dogshit
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To)))m @tomdruker.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
Here's Babka, a special little gentleman (and total bellend) being fed up with the heat. #BlackCatAppreciationDay
A cute black cat or a red and wood chair who looks like he has had far too much weather
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To)))m @tomdruker.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
1. Shellac 2. Toots and the Maytals 3. Arvo Pärt
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To)))m @tomdruker.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
Well, I've had three tonight, so far. Anyone else?
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To)))m @tomdruker.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
Imagine being so proud of the fact you've banned disposable barbeques that you decide to send the entire nation a full volume screaming text message
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To)))m @tomdruker.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
Really glad the govt used the nuclear bomb heading to your house alert on my phone to let me know Burnham has Banned BBQs
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To)))m @tomdruker.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
Go get 'em, pal.
Headline from Guardian live 
'UK heatwave live: Burnham considers ban on disposable barbecues to prevent wildfires'
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To)))m @tomdruker.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
There's something so pure about their music. Not liking the Ramones is as inexplicable to me as not liking ice-cream or sunshine.
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Caoimhe Deyn @empressofkashyr.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
Do not stand at Dracula's grave and weep. He is not there. He does not sleep.
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To)))m @tomdruker.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
I love Big Numbers. Probably my favourite Alan Moore book, not least because it's about ordinary people in my dad's home town. On the map you can see the road he grew up on, and there are references to people he grew up with.
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To)))m @tomdruker.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
Special moment realising you are present at the birth of a brand new fetish subculture
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Robocop (1987) @robocop1987.bsky.social · 18/07/2026
Everyone else walks out at midnight. I guess we're on strike.
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David Blanchflower BSc @davidbflower.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
Crystal Palace Park dinosaurs saved in restoration. 🧪 www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...
bbc.co.uk
Crystal Palace's Victorian dinosaurs saved after restoration
The Victorian sculptures are removed from Historic England's heritage at risk register.
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Lars Gotrich @totalvibration.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
The first grindcore band at the Tiny Desk HAD to be the founding fathers. Circle up, y'all, I brought freaking NAPALM DEATH to the Desk @npr.org www.youtube.com/watch?v=e81L...
youtube.com
Napalm Death: Tiny Desk Concert
YouTube video by NPR Music
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To)))m @tomdruker.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
R.I.P. big man. Your time may have been short, but no one can say you didn't play a blinder.
Paddington, the Azrael of British royalty, national treasures and political careers, escorts Kier Starmer off to politics afterlife where he can have a nice time with all of his many Union Flags
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Lisa Tozzi @lisatozzi.bsky.social · 10/07/2026
“Of course Ian and I are going to work for free,” Rollins told me via Zoom. “No money was ever offered or asked for. I don’t want a dollar. I’ve got the bucks. Isn’t this what you spend money on? What would you rather do? Do fentanyl or work with a Cramps catalogue?”
motherjones.com
How two punk icons are giving the Cramps a second life
“If you lose culture," Henry Rollins explains, "the society dies.”
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Smooth Dunk @smoothdunk2.bsky.social · 14/03/2025
when you say “duhh ai writing is good actually” you’re the yellow guy. this is u
4 panel comic

Panel 1: Pink Guy holds up a stack of paper and says: I’m a writer, could you read my manuscript?
Yellow Guy, walking dismissively out of shot: gross no

Panel 2: Robot moves into shot. A panel in its stomach is full of scraps of text.
Robot snatches manuscript from pink guy and says: Gimmie that

Panel 3: Robot stuffs manuscript into its mouth

Panel 4: Robot bends over and proceeds to shoot a sludge of disgusting paper mulch into Yellow Guy’s smiling open mouth
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PJ Holden @pauljholden.com · 06/07/2026
In gremlins 2 when a panicked Pheobe Cates pulls the fire alarm, the fire alarm pontificates “Fire! The untamed element, oldest of man’s mysteries, giver of warmth [etc]” anyway that’s what it’s like when you google something now.
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To)))m @tomdruker.bsky.social · 05/07/2026
Friends and family aside-
Sign on the entrance for Electrical Audio studios
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To)))m @tomdruker.bsky.social · 04/07/2026
Remembering the time I nearly lost an eye at Winnemack Park's annual illegal 4th of July explosiothon
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To)))m @tomdruker.bsky.social · 04/07/2026
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ice-nine
share.google
Ice-nine - Wikipedia
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mensch @prettyvulgar.bsky.social · 01/07/2026
Baby shoes, baby shoes New baby, baby, baby Baby shoes, baby shoes Never worn, baby, baby Baby shoes, baby shoes New baby, baby, baby Baby shoes (pop) Bobom, bom, bom
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2000AD Randomizer @2000adrandom.bsky.social · 25/06/2026
Brian Bolland
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To)))m @tomdruker.bsky.social · 23/06/2026
Ten glorious years! youtu.be/ntTWHtkoNKM?...
youtu.be
Brexit Day
YouTube video by Limmy
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Ed Burmila @edburmila.bsky.social · 21/06/2026
Alright who did this
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To)))m @tomdruker.bsky.social · 20/06/2026
Advertise your Bluesky account with a Simpsons gif
static.klipy.com
Barney's Hangover: The Simpsons
Alt: A still from Barney Gamble's short film 'Pukahontas' "Don't cry for me, I'm already dead."
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USSR Pictures @ussrpictures.bsky.social · 19/06/2026
Memorial museum of Yuri Gagarin in Smolensk oblast (the house he was born and spent his childhood in). Photo postcard by V. Alekseyev (1975).
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To)))m @tomdruker.bsky.social · 18/06/2026
hey guys what's up I made one of my famous memes again (I'm certain this joke has been done many times before)
Carl Weathers and Arnold Schwarzenegger shaking whole arms from Predator meme template 

On Carl's arm it says 
hardcore shows 

On Arnold's it says
depression 

In the handshake it says
'see you in the pit'
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No Sweat @nosweatuk.bsky.social · 17/06/2026
All Hail! The Riffs Against Sweatshops benefit gig storms The Black Heart, Camden on 12th August. Join us for a night of bludgeoning metal and monolithic doom with Harrowed, Commoner, Mortuary, and Meltzer as we fight to kick sweatshop labor out of our scene. Tickets link.dice.fm/x0c6d21a4206
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To)))m @tomdruker.bsky.social · 17/06/2026
Happy football to everyone who celebrates
Trivia about the novelty world cup song 'Sven, Sven, Sven'

'In 2018, ready for the World Cup in Russia the duo revamped their classic "Sven, Sven, Sven" and released "Gareth, Gareth, Gareth".[3] It was not a hit.'
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