Tom-Corcoran 2099 @tomcork.bsky.social · 23/09/2026get the obsession guy and cregger on a jeff the killer movie and teach us all to smile again 001
Tom-Corcoran 2099 @tomcork.bsky.social · 14/09/2026An Irish Mister Terrific who has “fair play” written on his jacket sleeves 000
Tom-Corcoran 2099 @tomcork.bsky.social · 12/09/2026If I could go back and change it all, I’d make one of my parents an SNL producer 000
Reposted by Tom-Corcoran 2099deus_ex.txt @deus-ex-txt.bsky.social · 08/09/2026I spit on your apology, but I will accept your money. Do not try that again. 04820
Reposted by Tom-Corcoran 2099Joe 9️⃣🕘 @joekeller.bsky.social · 05/09/2026I created a new young Aussie actor named Dermot Crud-McDermott 191
Tom-Corcoran 2099 @tomcork.bsky.social · 02/09/2026If you hear any noise It's just me and the boys Hit me 000
Tom-Corcoran 2099 @tomcork.bsky.social · 02/09/2026My grandfather was Fat Fink, a regular around Ed and the rest but always kept just out of frame.. 000
Tom-Corcoran 2099 @tomcork.bsky.social · 28/08/2026Homer Klempson and Bart Stanfield.. a father-son sort of companionship 010
Reposted by Tom-Corcoran 2099Joe 9️⃣🕘 @joekeller.bsky.social · 07/08/2026I'm loath to know a country-fried type. But i'd love to chop it up with someone who is Corn Pone 0132
Tom-Corcoran 2099 @tomcork.bsky.social · 04/08/2026Cat Power? Crap Power Cat Stevens? Crap Stevens I can do this with your whole library don’t even try me 000
Tom-Corcoran 2099 @tomcork.bsky.social · 15/07/2026If’n my shirt were to stripe.. my backpack to hershel.. would they sing songs of sweetie 000
Reposted by Tom-Corcoran 2099Joe 9️⃣🕘 @joekeller.bsky.social · 30/06/2026Watching this funky little show called For Old Mankind.. what if it was young 3131
Reposted by Tom-Corcoran 2099Joe 9️⃣🕘 @joekeller.bsky.social · 31/05/2026I've come up with a theory called 'Blue NASA' 1111
Tom-Corcoran 2099 @tomcork.bsky.social · 22/05/2026yelling Crapterix and Obelipiss in the French quarter and getting beaten to death 020
Reposted by Tom-Corcoran 2099The Bricked Up Homie @prefectbeanis.bsky.social · 04/05/2026Got a checkup at the doctors office today. The doctor farted so much it made me spew. You’re supposed to be helping me dude not fucking me up 1644
Tom-Corcoran 2099 @tomcork.bsky.social · 30/04/2026media.tenor.coma man in a tuxedo is surrounded by two women in a room .ALT: a man in a tuxedo is surrounded by two women in a room . 010
Reposted by Tom-Corcoran 2099Joe 9️⃣🕘 @joekeller.bsky.social · 29/04/2026I got an email from Fart Brampton 0101
Reposted by Tom-Corcoran 2099Jymbo (Smurfmaster from the place that shall not be named) @smurfmasterjym.bsky.social · 30/04/2026 81157283519
Tom-Corcoran 2099 @tomcork.bsky.social · 11/04/2026The golden age ended when they nerfed Bart’s omega beam 120
Tom-Corcoran 2099 @tomcork.bsky.social · 27/03/2026God loves a local band with an ill-defined gimmick 000
Tom-Corcoran 2099 @tomcork.bsky.social · 15/03/2026These burger wrappers around my feet are a sort of a modern cairn if you think about it.. a landmark next to the site of my many empty cans.. another sort of modern cairn if you will 000
Tom-Corcoran 2099 @tomcork.bsky.social · 13/03/2026I’m filling up notebooks with the comedic conceit of a Dodge R.E.M. 000
Reposted by Tom-Corcoran 2099Joe 9️⃣🕘 @joekeller.bsky.social · 13/03/2026Yo. They made a new pizza called The Devil Burger. You can get it at Kimberly Chicken and Wings 0186
Reposted by Tom-Corcoran 2099josh (oldfriend99) @oldfriend99.bsky.social · 08/03/2026The entirety of Wikipedia can famously fit on one website 844338
Reposted by Tom-Corcoran 2099Joe 9️⃣🕘 @joekeller.bsky.social · 10/02/2026I just created the True Honesty movement. Which is my reaction to the 'New Irony' movement, which I started around 2013-2014 2201
Tom-Corcoran 2099 @tomcork.bsky.social · 04/02/2026the only punk names left available are Bugg E. Mutant, Terms Endearment, and PORT 000
Tom-Corcoran 2099 @tomcork.bsky.social · 03/12/2025pulling up to the famous restaurant and getting a “table for chew” to raucous applause 000
Tom-Corcoran 2099 @tomcork.bsky.social · 03/12/2025Next is a small pyramid. “No spheres!” he says 000
Tom-Corcoran 2099 @tomcork.bsky.social · 03/12/2025Kojima scanned me so I can be mapped over a cube 000
Reposted by Tom-Corcoran 2099Joe 9️⃣🕘 @joekeller.bsky.social · 02/12/2025The Roast of Fodd Lou is on.. I'm lying 091
Reposted by Tom-Corcoran 2099Joe 9️⃣🕘 @joekeller.bsky.social · 03/12/2025New idea for a made up guy. His name is Fodd Lou and he was all over comedy central from 1999 to 2004. His name was 'Fodd Lou' 2161
