Tom Capon @tomcapon.bsky.social · 23/08/2026Not sure anything sums up the horrible state of this country than Liverpool Street station replacing their free water fountain with a paid for one and it isn't working 000
Tom Capon @tomcapon.bsky.social · 05/07/2026My cat just sits on the things I leave around as king of crap 130
Reposted by Tom CaponJess O'Thomson @jessothomson.co.uk · 04/07/2026More than 11,000 signatures, and counting, in a single day. Please sign this. And share it through your networks. Stand with trans people. Let's show them how many of us there are. 1328222
Tom Capon @tomcapon.bsky.social · 30/06/2026This starts tomorrow so any help to get over that fundraising target would be incredible! The charity is so grateful for the efforts already and every penny will be well spent 000
Tom Capon @tomcapon.bsky.social · 24/06/2026You are and have always been a beautiful hunk both on the outside and the inside!!! But mostly outside 110
Reposted by Tom CaponJonn Elledge @jonnelledge.bsky.social · 22/06/2026i think, if I tried to boil it down to a sentence, it'd be: "All politicians are hated by their opponents - but Starmer went out of his way to be hated by his supporters too." 261159247
Reposted by Tom CaponBig Joel @bigjoel.bsky.social · 09/06/2026I think of climate change each day and yet never post about it. i would probably virtually be a single issue voter for sane climate policy, it would be really hard to get me to vote for the other guy. but ever talking about it feels so pointless and odd ... like you get it 1387934
Tom Capon @tomcapon.bsky.social · 02/06/2026Surely there must be a way to date with significantly less admin than dating apps? Having to keep up with admin or I'll die alone feels too high stakes 000
Tom Capon @tomcapon.bsky.social · 28/05/2026One thing about Seoul is, you'll always find a mirror 010
Tom Capon @tomcapon.bsky.social · 15/05/2026I'm not being funny but the temperature is taking the absolute piss. 14 degrees? In mid May? Where's the fucking sun I want to wear shorts 010
Reposted by Tom CaponStefan Mohamed @stefmowords.bsky.social · 12/05/2026obviously I hate Reform and the Tories because they're the natural enemy of everything I believe in, but I *despise* the Labour right because they have sabotaged any possibility of an alternative from within, and salted the earth behind them, out of sheer petty vindictiveness 9729132
Reposted by Tom CaponAbigail Thorn @theabigailthorn.bsky.social · 07/05/2026I'm honoured to get the Amnesty Award, but honestly this was a group effort. Thanks to the crew, fact-checkers, lawyers, journalists, and the team at Nebula who helped bring this scandal to light. And thanks to @jessothomson.co.uk for collecting the award on my behalf! Here’s my acceptance speech: 131696251
Tom Capon @tomcapon.bsky.social · 02/05/2026I'm raising money for my local homeless charity by swimming the length of the River Chelmer. It's very far!! If you have any pennies spare please consider donating, every one goes towards food, shower services, counselling and way more www.justgiving.com/page/tom-cap...justgiving.comSwim for Sanctus: The River Chelmer ChallengeHelp Thomas Capon raise money to support Sanctus Homeless Charity 021
Reposted by Tom CaponBradford Pearson @bradfordpearson.bsky.social · 17/04/2026on the 50th anniversary of the release of The Boys Are Back in Town I'm morally obligated to share my favorite story of all timevice.comI Played 'The Boys Are Back in Town' on a Bar Jukebox Until I Got Kicked OutThe boys were back in town, but I was out of the bar, because they asked me to leave. 7033601035
Tom Capon @tomcapon.bsky.social · 17/03/2026Your hypothesis is preposterous, verbose articulation is fundamental for meticulous communication 101
Tom Capon @tomcapon.bsky.social · 16/03/2026Humans calling Pokémon "it" in the games always rubbed me up the wrong way but the games confirming Pokémon all have full sentience in Pokopia makes humans full villains 031
Tom Capon @tomcapon.bsky.social · 12/03/2026They're absolutely seething that they are such fucking losers that no one can stand to be around 010
Reposted by Tom Caponflyingrodent @flyingrodent.bsky.social · 08/03/2026Remember folks: opposing 25 years of escalating war, slaughter and horror is insanely extreme and possibly treasonous, a threat that the police need to crack down hard upon. Cheering it all on and baying for more is Sensible, Moderate and patriotic. 821055
Tom Capon @tomcapon.bsky.social · 09/03/2026It is mind boggling that there's near universal opposition to the illegal Iran war from the British public but near universal demands to join from the columnist class. And yet they are the ones allowed to determine who is the so-called metropolitan elite? 040
Tom Capon @tomcapon.bsky.social · 07/03/2026I would argue that the entire Chelmsford high street is a straight bar so why, why and why would you come to the only LGBTQ bar in the city? Like can you be normal for a second? 010
Reposted by Tom CaponZack Polanski @zackpolanski.bsky.social · 03/03/2026The choice is stark. Reform are the party of foreign wars and high bills. The Greens want de-escalation and energy security through renewables. Solar and wind prices don't fluctuate when rogue US presidents launch illegal bombing campaigns. 492661714
Tom Capon @tomcapon.bsky.social · 28/02/2026This whole "family voting" thing is so stupid surely the only ones who believe it are hardcore Reform voters who will never shift and broadcast journalists? 110
Reposted by Tom CaponMarie Le Conte @youngvulgarian.marieleconte.com · 27/02/2026obviously today is a huge embarrassment for Matt Goodwin and for Reform, which is something that we absolutely ought to celebrate, but we must also remember it's a huge embarrassment for Morgan McSweeney and Maurice Glasman and all the Blue Labour weirdos, and that's important to celebrate too :) 884230788
Tom Capon @tomcapon.bsky.social · 27/02/2026The battle for the soul of the country is on. They can lose. We can win. We can dare to hope. Let's go @greenparty.org.uk 020
Tom Capon @tomcapon.bsky.social · 25/02/2026The problem with a quick 1km swim is by the time I'm past the pain barrier I do not want to get out. But I've got stinky work!!!!! 000
Reposted by Tom Caponflyingrodent @flyingrodent.bsky.social · 24/02/2026Again, this means: wealthy and powerful people should not be subject to the same laws as everyone else and when one of them is, that is an intolerable aggression against the class of people who actually matter. 1215335
Tom Capon @tomcapon.bsky.social · 20/02/2026Seeing my Daily Mail and The Sun-reading parents tomorrow so I'll get a fair representation of pensioner attitudes when I drop the phrase "Paedo Queen" 000
Tom Capon @tomcapon.bsky.social · 17/02/2026Every time I open the door for someone or get out of their way or whatever (I'm v big), nearly every single person looks stunned. Some don't even say thank you they just looked shocked. Being a cunt is so ingrained in our culture now people don't know how to respond to not being one 010
Reposted by Tom CaponJack Fifield @jackfifield.uk · 13/02/2026What's the punishment for putting in place an illegal ban which suppresses freedom of speech? Any prison time? www.theguardian.com/uk-news/2026...theguardian.comUK ban on Palestine Action unlawful, high court judges ruleProtest group’s co-founder wins legal challenge against decision to proscribe it under anti-terrorism laws 083
Reposted by Tom CaponZack Polanski @zackpolanski.bsky.social · 13/02/2026A court has ruled that the government's authoritarian ban on Palestine Action was unlawful. Time to stop criminalising the people protesting a genocide - and start ending the UK's complicity. 16173911867
Reposted by Tom Caponrach | 🏳️⚧️ | 🔒 | caged critter @shiftingentity.bsky.social · 05/02/2026Okay but Zack Polanski has been coming out with bangers 141821542
Tom Capon @tomcapon.bsky.social · 05/02/2026A single local journalist is worth more than every single lobby journalist put together and it's not even a close competition 000
Tom Capon @tomcapon.bsky.social · 05/02/2026Years of condescension from overpaid centrist journalists and columnists and hordes of randoms online and it turns out their big "Adults need to be in charge" rallying cry was just their strings being pulled by billionaire filth 000
Tom Capon @tomcapon.bsky.social · 02/02/2026Dynasty Warriors: Origins is the closest I've ever felt to "playing an anime", I can feel my inner 10-year-old screaming alongside me 000
Tom Capon @tomcapon.bsky.social · 30/01/2026Haha I am good thanks I have gone behind the scenes at Reach recently. How are you, what are you up to?? 100
Reposted by Tom CaponThe Author, Séamas O'Reilly @seamas.bsky.social · 27/01/2026Calling transphobia a 'gateway drug' to the far right undersells it. It's pure accelerant. Grimly fascinating to guess what crankery becomes any famous transphobe's secondary obsession, cos they all have one: 15 minute cities are fascism! Grok noncing is cool! ICE are good! We should kill all dogs! 8339741133
Reposted by Tom CaponDr Eleanor Janega @goingmedieval.bsky.social · 25/01/2026I love Starmerism, it's like "Uh no this guy can't be an MP because people like him. Only people everyone hates can be in Labour." It is so cool and smart. 33803184
Reposted by Tom CaponNate O @nateo.bsky.social · 19/09/2025"But now we shall both surely drown", said Sultana. "lol" said Corbyn, "Imao". 352799
Reposted by Tom Capon~daniel_barker~ @daniel-barker.bsky.social · 05/09/2025I am a hypermasculine and extremely powerful alpha male. As such my greatest fears are seed oils, rainbows, people who don't look like me being on TV, and preventative medicine. I cannot explain any of these fears and consider that to be your fault. 9970671838
Reposted by Tom Caponalexis simpson is confused by display name changes @amutepiggy.bsky.social · 21/08/2025i am so sick of the dumbest people alive being in charge of everything and the second dumbest people alive writing opinion columns about how it's good 130146133410