Skill GAAP (Lady GAGAS) @tomatoburger.bsky.social · 11/10/2026it's also a good phrase when you're surprised: Sweet Protein Brazzein! 020
Skill GAAP (Lady GAGAS) @tomatoburger.bsky.social · 05/10/2026My name is Andrew Napster and here are my 128kbps songs for you to enjoy. 020
Skill GAAP (Lady GAGAS) @tomatoburger.bsky.social · 01/10/2026The jogging trail by my house has multiple bridges, but every time I run over one the monsters get stronger. 010
Skill GAAP (Lady GAGAS) @tomatoburger.bsky.social · 30/09/2026I can only assume the answer to #2 is "YOU'VE GOT SHIT, META!" 011
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Reposted by Skill GAAP (Lady GAGAS)jug-hooting yokel @limusrex.bsky.social · 04/01/2025the rest of my life is gonna be every month or 2 getting a text or pm like "hey i saw your old tweet on ____ and it had a bunch of updoots and imbeciles arguing in the comments" 232249711
Skill GAAP (Lady GAGAS) @tomatoburger.bsky.social · 25/09/2026I appreciate the effort that went into each Alt Text here. 020
Skill GAAP (Lady GAGAS) @tomatoburger.bsky.social · 19/09/2026Miss Havisham would you like some sausage? 031
Reposted by Skill GAAP (Lady GAGAS)love & barley 🐸 @loveandbarley.bsky.social · 14/09/2026Thank goodness for the industrial revolution 021
Reposted by Skill GAAP (Lady GAGAS)User with this avatar just got blocked @avijustgotblocked.bsky.social · 14/09/2026An account with this avatar was just blocked. 015225
Reposted by Skill GAAP (Lady GAGAS)dwarf fortress bugs @dwarffortressbugs.bsky.social · 10/09/2026[0008913] Teeth create excessive steam when in very hot rain. 02913
Skill GAAP (Lady GAGAS) @tomatoburger.bsky.social · 07/09/2026I'd just wait until you're asleep and then BAM, Great Ball to the noggin. 001
Reposted by Skill GAAP (Lady GAGAS)Jon Phillips @jowiph.bsky.social · 05/09/2026I picked up a copy of the collected letters of JRR Tolkien for reasons, and this is the most bullshit table of contents I've ever seen. I'm actively angry that it exists 2261731062
Reposted by Skill GAAP (Lady GAGAS)dwarf fortress bugs @dwarffortressbugs.bsky.social · 05/09/2026[0009910] Can't build in hell 04115
Skill GAAP (Lady GAGAS) @tomatoburger.bsky.social · 05/09/2026They're calling him the Miguel Cabrera of posting 000
Skill GAAP (Lady GAGAS) @tomatoburger.bsky.social · 05/09/2026Still thinking about this two years later. 110
Reposted by Skill GAAP (Lady GAGAS)But Dave Died 10 Years Ago This Very Night @daveexmachina.bsky.social · 14/03/2024a few months ago I had a dream in which I saw a poster that made such an impression on me that I recreated it in the waking world 19925226
Reposted by Skill GAAP (Lady GAGAS)dwarf fortress bugs @dwarffortressbugs.bsky.social · 03/09/2026[0011234] Player Does Not, In Fact, Control Every Action 24412
Skill GAAP (Lady GAGAS) @tomatoburger.bsky.social · 03/09/2026The underlying thesis of Dwarf Fortress. 010
Reposted by Skill GAAP (Lady GAGAS)dwarf fortress bugs @dwarffortressbugs.bsky.social · 31/08/2026[0010630] Random visitors treated as hostiles. 0195
Reposted by Skill GAAP (Lady GAGAS)Stellbound: Stellraiser II @antlervel.vet · 30/08/2026“Looksminimizing” is sending me 642664398
Skill GAAP (Lady GAGAS) @tomatoburger.bsky.social · 30/08/2026honoring the late Yayoi Kusama by lighting a firework inside an infinity room, instantly blinding everyone inside. 010
Skill GAAP (Lady GAGAS) @tomatoburger.bsky.social · 29/08/2026the smoothest hit you'll ever have. what you need to watch out for is a strain called something like "butter bliss" or "swan's kiss" 020
Reposted by Skill GAAP (Lady GAGAS)dwarf fortress bugs @dwarffortressbugs.bsky.social · 27/08/2026[0008354] When removing the floor beneath trees, they just fly 0132
Reposted by Skill GAAP (Lady GAGAS)Gillian Brockell @gillianbrockell.com · 25/08/2026This girl I used to waitress with in Austin, we moved to New York together in 2003 on a literal Greyhound bus. Shared a fifth floor walk-up studio that, when it rained, had more leaks in the ceiling than we had pots and pans. We used to get drunk and smoke off the fire escape and do “sad-offs.” 244357996
Skill GAAP (Lady GAGAS) @tomatoburger.bsky.social · 25/08/2026The best time to find a dime on the ground was 100 years ago. The second best time is now. 000
Skill GAAP (Lady GAGAS) @tomatoburger.bsky.social · 17/08/2026Ad-Rock: Once upon a time you dressed so All: FINE MCA: Threw the bums a dime in your All: PRIME Crowd, going bananas: didn't youuuuu? 000
Reposted by Skill GAAP (Lady GAGAS)Rod Killin' (can't believe I never thought of that before) @rodhillen.com · 04/08/2026She was married to Lot tbh. 011
Skill GAAP (Lady GAGAS) @tomatoburger.bsky.social · 02/08/2026Tony Hawk's Toy Story 2 Tony Hawk's American Horror Story 010
Skill GAAP (Lady GAGAS) @tomatoburger.bsky.social · 02/08/2026Antinous: this feast is going to be glorious! Odysseus, kicking down the door: I think you mean... *dons sunglasses* vainglorious! Yeaaaaaahhhhhhhh! 000
Reposted by Skill GAAP (Lady GAGAS)Luke Knox @lukeknox.me · 31/07/2026this is my new favorite diagram 9445791410
Skill GAAP (Lady GAGAS) @tomatoburger.bsky.social · 31/07/2026Forming an Of Monsters and Men cover band about Sea Monsters, but I can't think of a good name. 000
Skill GAAP (Lady GAGAS) @tomatoburger.bsky.social · 29/07/2026just make sure your coozie is a tall one and it's not illegal. almost got busted at a Jersey beach for improper coozie size for my Bud Light Lime. 120
Skill GAAP (Lady GAGAS) @tomatoburger.bsky.social · 27/07/2026The 90s were so long ago that textbooks now say dinosaurs lived 66 million years in the past. 000
Skill GAAP (Lady GAGAS) @tomatoburger.bsky.social · 27/07/2026Thank you for joining us this evening on 99.5 KZRC. I'm DJ Cut Contact and I haven't talked to my parents in six years. We will not be taking any callers tonight. 010
Skill GAAP (Lady GAGAS) @tomatoburger.bsky.social · 26/07/2026For a split second I thought the other two band members were giant legs and the trombonist on the ground was just a wee lil guy. 050
