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Skill GAAP (Lady GAGAS) @tomatoburger.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

The jogging trail by my house has multiple bridges, but every time I run over one the monsters get stronger.

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Skill GAAP (Lady GAGAS) @tomatoburger.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

I can only assume the answer to #2 is "YOU'VE GOT SHIT, META!"

A set of 4 word scrambles, which accurately translate to:
GAME ON, LET'S GO!
YOU'VE GOT THIS, TEAM!
LET'S BRING THE ENERGY!
ONE TEAM, ONE DREAM!

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Thoth @thoth.ptnote.dev · 20/09/2026

meta Muse perfec t size for put private d\ata in! inside very Secure and Private data very safe put data in Muse. No problems ever in Muse because very trustworthy and Mark super protective. AMeta muse yes a place for data put data in muse trust meta for givening good safety to data. Friend meta.

An image of a pelican with its gigantic mouth open, commonly associated with the "put baby in pelican mouth" post.

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jug-hooting yokel @limusrex.bsky.social · 04/01/2025

the rest of my life is gonna be every month or 2 getting a text or pm like "hey i saw your old tweet on ____ and it had a bunch of updoots and imbeciles arguing in the comments"

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Skill GAAP (Lady GAGAS) @tomatoburger.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

I appreciate the effort that went into each Alt Text here.

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love & barley 🐸🪏 @loveandbarley.bsky.social · 14/09/2026

Thank goodness for the industrial revolution

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User with this avatar just got blocked @avijustgotblocked.bsky.social · 14/09/2026

An account with this avatar was just blocked.

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dwarf fortress bugs @dwarffortressbugs.bsky.social · 10/09/2026

[0008913] Teeth create excessive steam when in very hot rain.

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Jon Phillips @jowiph.bsky.social · 05/09/2026

I picked up a copy of the collected letters of JRR Tolkien for reasons, and this is the most bullshit table of contents I've ever seen. I'm actively angry that it exists

Contents

Introduction - vii

Foreword to the Revised and Expanded Edition - xi

Letters of J.R.R. Tolkien - 1

Notes - 607

Index - 637

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dwarf fortress bugs @dwarffortressbugs.bsky.social · 05/09/2026

[0009910] Can't build in hell

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But Dave Died 10 Years Ago This Very Night @daveexmachina.bsky.social · 14/03/2024

a few months ago I had a dream in which I saw a poster that made such an impression on me that I recreated it in the waking world

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dwarf fortress bugs @dwarffortressbugs.bsky.social · 03/09/2026

[0011234] Player Does Not, In Fact, Control Every Action

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dwarf fortress bugs @dwarffortressbugs.bsky.social · 31/08/2026

[0010630] Random visitors treated as hostiles.

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Stellbound: Stellraiser II @antlervel.vet · 30/08/2026

“Looksminimizing” is sending me

Poster on streetlight pole

CAN YOU ANTIMOG THE TRAP KING?
LOOKSMINIMIZING COMPETITION
REJECT BEAUTY *Bring your Z game*
2pm Saturday August 29
Washington Square Park NYC
Photographed by Bruce Gilden
Hosted by Nick Dove and Neoliberalhell
WRETCHES ONLY

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Skill GAAP (Lady GAGAS) @tomatoburger.bsky.social · 30/08/2026

honoring the late Yayoi Kusama by lighting a firework inside an infinity room, instantly blinding everyone inside.

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dwarf fortress bugs @dwarffortressbugs.bsky.social · 27/08/2026

[0008354] When removing the floor beneath trees, they just fly

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Gillian Brockell @gillianbrockell.com · 25/08/2026

This girl I used to waitress with in Austin, we moved to New York together in 2003 on a literal Greyhound bus. Shared a fifth floor walk-up studio that, when it rained, had more leaks in the ceiling than we had pots and pans. We used to get drunk and smoke off the fire escape and do “sad-offs.”

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Skill GAAP (Lady GAGAS) @tomatoburger.bsky.social · 25/08/2026

The best time to find a dime on the ground was 100 years ago. The second best time is now.

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Skill GAAP (Lady GAGAS) @tomatoburger.bsky.social · 17/08/2026

Ad-Rock: Once upon a time you dressed so All: FINE MCA: Threw the bums a dime in your All: PRIME Crowd, going bananas: didn't youuuuu?

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Rod Killin' (can't believe I never thought of that before) @rodhillen.com · 04/08/2026

She was married to Lot tbh.

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Skill GAAP (Lady GAGAS) @tomatoburger.bsky.social · 02/08/2026

Tony Hawk's Toy Story 2 Tony Hawk's American Horror Story

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Skill GAAP (Lady GAGAS) @tomatoburger.bsky.social · 02/08/2026

Antinous: this feast is going to be glorious! Odysseus, kicking down the door: I think you mean... *dons sunglasses* vainglorious! Yeaaaaaahhhhhhhh!

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Luke Knox @lukeknox.me · 31/07/2026

this is my new favorite diagram

Brachiosaurus projectile vomiting: forces generated and resulting traces
Assuming 50 kg (110 Ibs) of regurgitant, impact velocity from 14 m (45 ft) height, and hard-packed sand as impact site.
h = 14 m (45 ft)
Impact velocity = V = V 2gh = 16.6 m/s; kinetic energy before impact = 6,860 J
Average impact force = 68,600 N

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Skill GAAP (Lady GAGAS) @tomatoburger.bsky.social · 31/07/2026

Forming an Of Monsters and Men cover band about Sea Monsters, but I can't think of a good name.

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Skill GAAP (Lady GAGAS) @tomatoburger.bsky.social · 27/07/2026

The 90s were so long ago that textbooks now say dinosaurs lived 66 million years in the past.

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Skill GAAP (Lady GAGAS) @tomatoburger.bsky.social · 27/07/2026

Thank you for joining us this evening on 99.5 KZRC. I'm DJ Cut Contact and I haven't talked to my parents in six years. We will not be taking any callers tonight.

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zach @extrafabulous.bsky.social · 20/07/2026

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Skill GAAP (Lady GAGAS) @tomatoburger.bsky.social · 21/07/2026

everyone says that returning a shopping cart is a telltale sign of someone's ethics, but as soon as I related the Shopping Cart Tattler app with Social Credit Score they're all telling me to take a long walk on a short pier

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Skill GAAP (Lady GAGAS) @tomatoburger.bsky.social · 21/07/2026

As Godzilla crushes my shitbox Corolla and flings it into the ocean my first thought is dang I just* spent $1,200 on sway bars. *3 years ago

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dwarf fortress bugs @dwarffortressbugs.bsky.social · 21/07/2026

[0000785] dorfs ignore restricted path zones when mining/digging

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User with this avatar just got blocked @avijustgotblocked.bsky.social · 20/07/2026

An account with this avatar was just blocked.

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Skill GAAP (Lady GAGAS) @tomatoburger.bsky.social · 18/07/2026

Earlier today I helped a guy push his car out of a flooded road to a safer area. I'm glad to have helped, but ashamed to admit it's ONLY because it was a Pontiac Grand Am. I also would have helped push a Saturn.

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pseudonym jones @pseudonymjones.bsky.social · 23/04/2025

i just want to put them in a banjo-kazooie situation

Homestar Running and Strong Bad connected by a backpack, akin to Banjo-Kazooie. Strong Bad is walking with Homestar on his back, and Homestar is imitating Kazooie’s bebebese. Strong Bad says, “Not gettin’ a word, man.” Alternately, Homestar is running at full speed with Strong Bad flailing on his back. Strong Bad yells “hey beak-breath! all the golden whatsits are back in that-a-direction!”

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Truckstop Vigilante @brenthor.bsky.social · 28/12/2025

Just saw your man mixed in with a trash mob. Saw your man and he doesnt even have a top of screen health bar

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Skill GAAP (Lady GAGAS) @tomatoburger.bsky.social · 14/07/2026

Media: They're SATANIC! Ban their music. Shut down their shows! Mick: I see I red door and I want it painted black.

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Skill GAAP (Lady GAGAS) @tomatoburger.bsky.social · 09/07/2026

Mad Max but with smiles. What this means is an exercise for the reader.

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Skill GAAP (Lady GAGAS) @tomatoburger.bsky.social · 06/07/2026

ENTER PASS WORD ------ ------ ------ ------

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Skill GAAP (Lady GAGAS) @tomatoburger.bsky.social · 04/07/2026

A highway's speed limit should be its route number. I-80? 80mph. Sorry Souther and Western routes. City ring roads and feeder highways become Mad Max.

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Skill GAAP (Lady GAGAS) @tomatoburger.bsky.social · 01/07/2026

This DR Congo goalkeeper is playing out of his mind.

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NANCY COMICS BY ERNIE BUSHMILLER @nancycomics.bsky.social · 30/06/2026

Nancy By Ernie Bushmiller June 30,1958

P1- NANCY SEES SLUGGO SITTING ON A ROCK IN A VACANT LOT

NANCY: I HEAR YOU LOST YOUR KITE
YESTERDAY
SLUGGO: YEP --- I DON'T KNOW WHERE IT WENT

P2- SLUGGO IS POINTING UP TO THE SKY
SLUGGO: THE STRING BROKE AND IT JUST TOOK OFF

P3- THE DAY BEFORE…
THE SOVIET UNION SATELLITE
“SPUTNIK” CROSSED PATHS WITH SLUGGO’S KITE, BROKE THE STRING THE KITE STRING BECAME TANGLED ON THE SATELLITE ANTENNA AND IT WAS TAKEN AWAY .

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Skill GAAP (Lady GAGAS) @tomatoburger.bsky.social · 24/06/2026

Boob: Welcome back to the Boob and Toom Show. I'm your host Boob and at the Goodyear Tire desk we have Toom. Toom: hey.

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