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Tollberg @tollberg.bsky.social · 2h
Please stop fawning over this
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Tollberg @tollberg.bsky.social · 2h
Wings West body kit
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Tollberg @tollberg.bsky.social · 3h
Whaaaaat they faked something no I don’t believe it
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Tollberg @tollberg.bsky.social · 3h
He used his rocket company to design a system that can aileron roll a car body once. They land rocket boosters vertically from space! This is not impressive
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Tollberg @tollberg.bsky.social · 3h
He used his rocket company to design a system that can aileron roll a car body once. They land rocket boosters vertically from space! This is not impressive
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Tollberg @tollberg.bsky.social · 3h
If your take on the Tesla Roadster event is anything other than “this is a gimmick that will never make it to production” then I’d like to show you my catalog of bridges for sale
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Tollberg @tollberg.bsky.social · 4h
Seriously, board of directors, you have a fiduciary duty to stop letting Elon draw the cars.
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Tollberg @tollberg.bsky.social · 5h
Imagine loaning Elon a quarter million dollars 10 years ago interest free, to get in line to buy this, and then he finally unveils..... this
A sleek, rather attractive, Roadster 2 in redA boring, awkwardly sharp, soulless Roadster 2.0, in... gloomy gray?
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Tollberg @tollberg.bsky.social · 5h
This is the one thing I would want automated because any human trying to control that is only going to do it once
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Tollberg @tollberg.bsky.social · 5h
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Tollberg @tollberg.bsky.social · 5h
Chaparral did it in 1970 with the 2J
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Tollberg @tollberg.bsky.social · 17h
Got the front angle this morning. Still rules
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Tollberg @tollberg.bsky.social · 19h
I’m sorry, but adults who write blogs should have no say in governance. Put aside childish things.
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Tollberg @tollberg.bsky.social · 15/10/2026
Well done capturing ol’ Donny Squarebutt in this cartoon
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Tollberg @tollberg.bsky.social · 15/10/2026
They can suffer? Or they can say what a person who was suffering would say. Cause those aren’t the same thing
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Tollberg @tollberg.bsky.social · 15/10/2026
Say what you will about license plates that have the make/model of the car, but this Saab 9-3 rules
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Tollberg @tollberg.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
Seems bad!
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Tollberg @tollberg.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
Why does my brain have this information Cardle 2/5 Streak 10🔥 Total Score 99 🟢 🟢 🔴 🟢 🟢 🟢 www.playcardle.com
playcardle.com
Cardle
Guess the car in 5 tries. A new car is available each day.
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Tollberg @tollberg.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
This Data Center firm co-opting the Swearingen name is both clever and wrong. Al would have stabbed you if you tried to build a data center in Deadwood without cutting him in
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Tollberg @tollberg.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
Ford Mustang
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Prem Thakker ツ @premthakker.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
Oh Wow.
Tweet one:
James Talarico posts a picture with Kacey Musgraves.

Tweet two:
Kristi Noem responds "I’ll take @ellalangleymsic over Kacey Musgraves any day.

And if I’m choosin’ Texas, I’ll take Ken Paxton over James Talarico."

Tweet three:
Kacey Musgraves responds "I don’t think you have a dog in this fight but if you did you would have shot it."
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Tollberg @tollberg.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
Chris Collinsworth Stop Saying Incredibly Creepy Things Like "Gaping Holes" Challenge: Impossible
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Tollberg @tollberg.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
They keep pretending it's pronounced Pen-ix and it's just not believable
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Tollberg @tollberg.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
what
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Tollberg @tollberg.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
TREE LAW! TREE LAW! TREE LAW!
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ceej @ceej.online · 15/05/2025
oh dang, you still post on twitter because you "get engagement there?" that's cool. I still hang out at that nazi bar everyone always talks about from that allegory because their drink specials are pretty good. all my old friends stopped going because of the nazis, but I'm making some new ones
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Tollberg @tollberg.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
Who tf was ever on twitter for the CEOs?
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Tollberg @tollberg.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
Saw a peregrine falcon in Chicago today. Did not get a picture because, you know, fastest animal on the planet
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Tollberg @tollberg.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
EVs aside, the most competitive new cars I think are the Toyobaru twins. If Toyota ever wanted to make a roadster out of that platform, could be awesome
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Tollberg @tollberg.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
So the Costco receipt checkers have been drawing a real fish for my kids this whole time?
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Tollberg @tollberg.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Pope Leo saw this and told God “You know what? Never mind”
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Tollberg @tollberg.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Successfully jinxed him, let’s see if the Sox can pull something off here
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Tollberg @tollberg.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
My kids asked me if this Austin Rover Mini was a car for kids or grown ups. Little of both maybe
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Tollberg @tollberg.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
He’ll hit his pitch count limit before then, but 11 after 5 innings and the Sox look like clowns up there
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Tollberg @tollberg.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Gavin Williams going to set the single game strikeout record in an elimination game
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Tollberg @tollberg.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
*at least
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Tollberg @tollberg.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Just introduced my kids to the original TMNT theme song, and the descriptions of the turtles are so dismissive: Leonardo leads Donatello “does machines” Raphael is cool but rude Michaelangelo is a party dude
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Tollberg @tollberg.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
No rust? That’s a rarity
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Tollberg @tollberg.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Respect the honesty
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Tollberg @tollberg.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Yeah with my kids in the car I am using my vehicle as a weapon to get out of there 100% of the time
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Tollberg @tollberg.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
I had no idea there was a print edition of Injustice Watch and that it went this hard
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Tollberg @tollberg.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Someone needs to make it clear to these “executives” that if their company’s software causes a “catastrophic AI event” then they are going to real prison for the rest of their lives
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Tollberg @tollberg.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
We should petition to rename it the Obama Peace Prize, but then award it to that guy, just to see what happens
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Tollberg @tollberg.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Costco sells packaged, ready to pan fry paella, which I really enjoy, but I can’t cook one without thinking of @proptermalone.bsky.social‘s cursed Sankey diagram
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Tollberg @tollberg.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Ah, around here they just call it E15. I saw E85 for $2.49 the other day. Flex fuel drivers feeling good about their choices right now
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Tollberg @tollberg.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
lol why is 88 cheaper
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Tollberg @tollberg.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
He doesn’t think it feels pain. He thinks can hold beliefs, which is equally stupid
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Tollberg @tollberg.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
They can borrow mine!
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Tollberg @tollberg.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Never heard of this, but as a kid we played SimCinema on a Mac for hours and I loved it. Need to try this out
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Tollberg @tollberg.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Cursed update:
TMZ headline with update: EXCLUSIVE DETAILS
AMERICAN AIRLINES PASSENGER
PUT LEGS AGAINST WINDOW WHILE MASTURBATING?!?
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BY TMZ STAFF
Published October 6, 2026 8:45 AM PDT
Updated October 6, 2026 12:02 PM PDT
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UPDATE -
11:57 AM PT -- TMZ has obtained video of the incident.
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