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the best part of tollhouse cookies is the big fuckin chunks of baking soda that are always in them bc the type of bleary-eyed pig that actually makes tollhouse cookies is the same type of lazy cow to have old humid baking soda and not sift their dry ingredients

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Toilet Truck @toilettruck.bsky.social · 01/02/2026

smooching my arm wrestling opponent's hand

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Santana Abraxas @slime-golem.biz · 21/09/2026

Theyre calling me Bill Bedtime in account of how I'm going to bed now

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Toilet Truck @toilettruck.bsky.social · 14/09/2026

looks like diarrhea's back on the menu, boys!

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georgia-lux @georgialux.bsky.social · 09/05/2024

yeah. i guess. probably

a sign written in multicolored chalk reading "SOME STRANGER SOMEWHERE REMEMBERS YOU BECAUSE YOU WERE BEEPING YOUR BOOPER OUTSIDE THE KING SOOPER"

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Toilet Truck @toilettruck.bsky.social · 10/09/2026

if i raised chickens i would insist on being called a chicken tender

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Toilet Truck @toilettruck.bsky.social · 10/09/2026

sometimes i text my mom stuff like "running with scissors in my mouth"

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HELL WIZARD @pyramidmaster.bsky.social · 07/09/2026

I have nerve damage from sucking dick

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The Man With The Mouthful Of Shit @prefectbeanis.bsky.social · 06/09/2026

You ready to see the pointy side of my hand-and-a-half sword, cheese dick?

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Toilet Truck @toilettruck.bsky.social · 07/09/2026

actively deciding to drink one white claw before work from now on

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Santana Abraxas @slime-golem.biz · 06/09/2026

Grand Emperor Jamiroquai, I come bearing grim news. Well, Grand Vizier Jamiroquai, what is it? My grand liege, the Grand Warlord Jamiroquai has breached the Gates of Insanity. That blackguard! Grand General Jamiroquai, can this be so? Indeed, Grand One. Even now, they ford the Grand River Jamiroquai

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Toilet Truck @toilettruck.bsky.social · 07/09/2026

i have grown to over 12 feet tall

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slop enjoyer @slop.guru · 02/09/2026

[ghost filling out a police report at the ghost police station] i was moaning in the hall as is my right

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Toilet Truck @toilettruck.bsky.social · 30/08/2026

having diarrhea is bad for you

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Toilet Truck @toilettruck.bsky.social · 30/08/2026

jumping on a trampoline, stiff-legged, hands only coming out of the pockets of my big kevin smith shorts when i hit the vape

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Toilet Truck @toilettruck.bsky.social · 29/08/2026

i hate being harassed by a quad gang, like a gang of guys on quads, from a mexican painting

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JackGeneric @jackgeneric.bsky.social · 26/08/2026

i love my tim curvy wife

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Toilet Truck @toilettruck.bsky.social · 22/08/2026

me, fighting my worst enemy Castle-Man: "oh shit he's crenulating"

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SpookMind: The Cortex of Fear @itsphetz.bsky.social · 20/08/2026

Ok. So you know the pieces fit because you watched them fall away. That don’t impress-a me much

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Toilet Truck @toilettruck.bsky.social · 20/08/2026

me, yelling at my stepkids: I WILL BRING YOUR DAD BACK FROM THE DEAD AND KILL HIM AGAIN IN FRONT OF YOU

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Gale Na @poisonjr.bsky.social · 08/08/2026

GUY WITH A TINY BACKPACK: You okay? What's up? ME LOOKING SUICIDAL OUTSIDE A HOUSE SHOW: A dark wind, I think. A sick mother comin' to chop down her own tree. Sorry I have to speak in spirals. GUY WITH A TINY BACKPACK JUST COMPLETELY MISHEARING ME: Hi Darkwin. I'm Persimmon

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Toilet Truck @toilettruck.bsky.social · 07/08/2026

they took detroiters off paramount plus! FUCK!

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Toilet Truck @toilettruck.bsky.social · 02/08/2026

a beautiful woman, distressed: "have you seen my grandmother? she has alzheimers and she wandered off " me, turning on the charn: "GRAND mother? haha what, like a grand cracker? haha somebody get the marshmallows! seriously though you are the most gorgeous woman i have ever seen"

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Toilet Truck @toilettruck.bsky.social · 02/08/2026

genuinely enjoying a good old fashioned peppermint

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Toilet Truck @toilettruck.bsky.social · 01/08/2026

*gets mine* *subsequently moves the goalpost*

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SpookMind: The Cortex of Fear @itsphetz.bsky.social · 04/04/2025