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Southern Illinois Chronicle @thesic.net · 19/09/2026
After shutting down a national cultural center for the performing arts and announcing a ban on critical news outlets from the White House, the Trump administration is expected to limit press communications to occasional updates, shouted angrily in German from a White House balcony.
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Southern Illinois Chronicle @thesic.net · 18/09/2026
An upcoming crafting and survival game will show an indicator of the player's prostate health in addition to other typical indicators. Devs say there isn't *much* to do for the gauge as it rises, though players can try a variety of poultices and untested button combinations to see if anything helps.
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Southern Illinois Chronicle @thesic.net · 17/09/2026
Amid unprecedented partisan interference in the election process, state republicans were startled Wednesday to see Missouri fading from US Maps before their very eyes.
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Southern Illinois Chronicle @thesic.net · 16/09/2026
Facing mounting backlash after dropping Macklemore from his tour for making pro-Palestine statements, Ed Sheeran addressed the ongoing conflict by putting his signature folk-pop style on Donald Trump's 2017 hit, "Many Fine People on Both Sides."
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Southern Illinois Chronicle @thesic.net · 12/09/2026
"Midwesturn" Becomes State Law
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Southern Illinois Chronicle @thesic.net · 11/09/2026
Local Housing Market Rules if You Like Mine Tunnels
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Todd Mitchell @toddnotmitchell.com · 02/07/2026
Don’t miss me at @ggtribune.com today exploring the important topic of AI rampancy. ggtribune.com/2026/07/02/a...
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AI Stan Lee Blurting Wolverine Spoilers in Zoom Call Cameos
BURBANK, Calif. — Sources close to the matter have confirmed that an early build of the AI likeness of Stan Lee is running amok on Zoom’s cloud video call platform, shouting spoilers for Insomniac …
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Southern Illinois Chronicle @thesic.net · 16/06/2026
“I just really believe in straits,” Bargatze told reporters in Tehran. “They buy the most tickets to my shows, and they live the way the Bible says. I just think that’s neat.”
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Southern Illinois Chronicle @thesic.net · 11/06/2026
*ahem*
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Southern Illinois Chronicle @thesic.net · 03/06/2026
Missouri Defunds Dolly Parton Literacy Program After Someone Defines “Literacy” www.thesic.net/p/missouri-d...
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Missouri Defunds Dolly Parton Literacy Program After Someone Defines "Literacy"
"Nice try, lady."
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Southern Illinois Chronicle @thesic.net · 03/06/2026
Sheriff’s Office: Chicago Bears Free to Leave Thanks to Illinois SAFE-T Act Presumed innocence has ruined everything #satire #politics #midwest thesic.net/p/sheriffs-o...
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Sheriff's Office: Chicago Bears Free to Leave Thanks to Illinois SAFE-T Act
Presumed innocence has ruined everything
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Southern Illinois Chronicle @thesic.net · 01/06/2026
Data Servers Protest Human Building House in Midwest County to consider moratorium on humans
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Southern Illinois Chronicle @thesic.net · 31/05/2026
Our prediction, his response. Points for nailing the tone, at least? 😅
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Southern Illinois Chronicle @thesic.net · 29/05/2026
Trump Announces Musical Draft After Freedom 250 Dropouts Musicians must report to their nearest Guitar Center for processing www.thesic.net/p/trump-anno...
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Trump Announces Musical Draft After Freedom 250 Dropouts
Musicians must report to their nearest Guitar Center for processing
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Southern Illinois Chronicle @thesic.net · 25/05/2026
Call me old fashioned, but there are a few things I just won’t do to build an audience.
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Southern Illinois Chronicle @thesic.net · 24/05/2026
Target still sucks, Aurora got scammed, and republicans want a new state. This week’s Downstate Updates just dropped.
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Southern Illinois Chronicle @thesic.net · 16/05/2026
Strike fear into the hearts of the competition during the big Forza Horizon 6 release weekend. IYKYK
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Todd Mitchell @toddnotmitchell.com · 13/05/2026
I imagine they’ll malfunction about as often as before
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Jon Poole @total2total.bsky.social · 12/05/2026
Morning 😂.
Cat biting a picture.
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Southern Illinois Chronicle @thesic.net · 13/05/2026
County Emergency Alerts Moving to Truth Social Premium Notices still available to non-subscribers by FOIA request
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Southern Illinois Chronicle @thesic.net · 12/05/2026
Paying Customers Only People Not Playing Forza Horizon 6 Right Now Playground Games warns honest players not to see or hear the game before May 19 #gaming #satire #racing
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Southern Illinois Chronicle @thesic.net · 11/05/2026
Why Me, Cookie Monster, Need to Audit Fort Cookie It not what you think
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Southern Illinois Chronicle @thesic.net · 06/05/2026
Who are these people on the phone talking to for their entire drive on the morning commute?!
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Southern Illinois Chronicle @thesic.net · 05/05/2026
Introducing The Midwest Parenting Commentary Guide Featuring the new Zero Accountability Meter #midwest #parenting #satire
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Southern Illinois Chronicle @thesic.net · 28/04/2026
Area Waiting for That Extra "No, Seriously" Storm Siren
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Southern Illinois Chronicle @thesic.net · 22/04/2026
Happy Southern Illinois Republican Document Shredding Day to all who celebrate.
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Southern Illinois Chronicle @thesic.net · 15/04/2026
People ask how folks deal with stress without drugs or alcohol. Buddy at the end of the day I jam those Q-tips in my ears like there’s money stashed in there.
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Southern Illinois Chronicle @thesic.net · 14/04/2026
It’s important to interface with the community you cover.
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Southern Illinois Chronicle @thesic.net · 13/04/2026
New Controversy After Trump Uses AI to Depict Himself as JB Pritzker Pope unfazed
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Southern Illinois Chronicle @thesic.net · 12/04/2026
Think you know Southern Illinois? Take our Dispensary Name or Church Quiz! #SouthernIL #Satire #Midwest www.thesic.net/p/southern-i...
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Southern Illinois Quiz: Dispensary Name or Church?
Do you come here to seek the face of God or to go to church?
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Southern Illinois Chronicle @thesic.net · 11/04/2026
On starting a new outlet for satire in 2026, a recent history on the uncaring thumb of the Meta behemoth, and an AI support chat so bad I’m worried it damaged my brain… www.thesic.net/p/meta-is-dr...
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Meta Is Draining My Will to Live
From the editor's desk
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Southern Illinois Chronicle @thesic.net · 10/04/2026
Reports: God Developing a Community Facebook Group Admin Complex Carol help us www.thesic.net/p/reports-go...
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Southern Illinois Chronicle @thesic.net · 08/04/2026
"Unprompted, Benson leapt from the woods with the firearm in his mouth, much to the concern of both the suspect and the officer. Benson then dropped the weapon at the suspect’s feet and waited like a good boy."
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Southern Illinois Chronicle @thesic.net · 07/04/2026
It’s a great week in Illinois for those pants that unzip into four different lengths of shorts.
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Humor Satire Memes @funnysnarkyjoke.bsky.social · 06/04/2026
[on a recipe page] Me, begging, tears in my eyes: Please. Please, for the love of God, please just tell me where the recipe is
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Southern Illinois Chronicle @thesic.net · 05/04/2026
Exhausted Admin Locks Comments Under Subdivision Easter Egg Hunt Post That's three years in a row #Easter #SouthernIllinois #satire www.thesic.net/p/exhausted-...
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Southern Illinois Chronicle @thesic.net · 05/04/2026
This is the perfect region to be amped that U of I is in the mix but not really care too much which way it goes.
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Southern Illinois Chronicle @thesic.net · 04/04/2026
Did a DoorDash driver get mad and put someone's Panda Express down on the sidewalk and drive off? Because...that has happened...
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Southern Illinois Chronicle @thesic.net · 04/04/2026
Data Servers Pack Town Hall Meeting as Human Proposes Building House in the Midwest County to consider temporary moratorium on humans #midwest #SouthernIllinois #Satire www.thesic.net/p/data-serve...
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Data Servers Pack Town Hall Meeting as Human Proposes Building House in the Midwest
County to consider temporary moratorium on humans
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Southern Illinois Chronicle @thesic.net · 04/04/2026
Good morning, Illinois. Time to walk the property to see what the category 3 Easter bunny left you overnight. We’re hoping for a bent-up trampoline.
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Southern Illinois Chronicle @thesic.net · 04/04/2026
Literally Edwardsville, Illinois 😂
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Southern Illinois Chronicle @thesic.net · 03/04/2026
Neighborhood Guy’s Fancy Golf Cart Upside Down in More Ways Than One www.thesic.net/p/neighborho...
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Neighborhood Guy’s Fancy Golf Cart Upside Down in More Ways Than One
It rolled once for every year of payments he has left
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Southern Illinois Chronicle @thesic.net · 03/04/2026
Lost Hiker Rescued After 3 Days in Best Buy Parking Lot www.thesic.net/p/lost-hiker...
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Lost Hiker Rescued After 3 Days in Best Buy Parking Lot
They didn't even have what he needed
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