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Todd Mitchell

@toddnotmitchell.com
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Professionally unserious at The Hard Times, Weekly Humorist, Slackjaw: LIVE, Frazzled, and more. 📍Greater STL

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Todd Mitchell @toddnotmitchell.com · 25/09/2026
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Todd Mitchell @toddnotmitchell.com · 12/09/2026
Today I discovered that almost any quote from Trump’s doctors starts to sound real if you add “…considering the stroke.”
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Todd Mitchell @toddnotmitchell.com · 04/09/2026
Through odd circumstances, I own a hyper-rare promo brass spyglass with branding from Risen 2: Dark Waters (2012). These were never for sale anywhere, only given away at events in Europe. My father-in-law found it at an antique shop in Missouri. He had no idea what it was. I've never played the game
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Todd Mitchell @toddnotmitchell.com · 07/08/2026
I take hype photos of my dog. That’s just part of my life.
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Todd Mitchell @toddnotmitchell.com · 07/08/2026
Donkey Kong Stuns After Losing 16 Bits on Wegovy
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Todd Mitchell @toddnotmitchell.com · 06/08/2026
I don’t know if it’s a good vacuum, but I bet I’ll finally vanquish Sonic the Hedgehog.
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Todd Mitchell @toddnotmitchell.com · 06/08/2026
My son tells me this is President Donkington.
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Todd Mitchell @toddnotmitchell.com · 04/08/2026
Spending today learning the timpani part to Misbehavin’.
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Todd Mitchell @toddnotmitchell.com · 31/07/2026
Favorite coasters are doing great in the new office
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Todd Mitchell @toddnotmitchell.com · 29/07/2026
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Todd Mitchell @toddnotmitchell.com · 23/07/2026
I’m a Danica Patrick main
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Todd Mitchell @toddnotmitchell.com · 22/07/2026
Oh my god they’re doing it
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Todd Mitchell @toddnotmitchell.com · 21/07/2026
I’ve witnessed childbirth. That is not what happens.
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Todd Mitchell @toddnotmitchell.com · 20/07/2026
What do we think, chat?
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Todd Mitchell @toddnotmitchell.com · 20/07/2026
One time I took Cliff’s side in an argument on Twitter and he told me I could fuck off.
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Todd Mitchell @toddnotmitchell.com · 17/07/2026
CNN's coverage of the presidential address
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Todd Mitchell @toddnotmitchell.com · 16/07/2026
Hope this helps
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Todd Mitchell @toddnotmitchell.com · 15/07/2026
Breaking: Maine Democrats Endorse Regular Cherry to Replace Platner
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Todd Mitchell @toddnotmitchell.com · 14/07/2026
Every vampire has been dubbed over by Count Chocula
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Todd Mitchell @toddnotmitchell.com · 13/07/2026
Why are people like this
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Todd Mitchell @toddnotmitchell.com · 13/07/2026
I’ve discovered a passion for teaching history
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Todd Mitchell @toddnotmitchell.com · 12/07/2026
Has anybody 3D printed this yet
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Todd Mitchell @toddnotmitchell.com · 11/07/2026
I don’t get enough meals delivered to have a cup ring on the front step. I don’t know why you would ask me about that.
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Todd Mitchell @toddnotmitchell.com · 10/07/2026
Yeah I don’t think they’re gonna let me in.
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Todd Mitchell @toddnotmitchell.com · 07/07/2026
Lecturing about what a billion means is my least favorite category of internet content. Jesus Christ.
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Todd Mitchell @toddnotmitchell.com · 06/07/2026
I’m a bit of a photographer myself
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Todd Mitchell @toddnotmitchell.com · 06/07/2026
I’ve had a Steam console forever. It’s alright.
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Todd Mitchell @toddnotmitchell.com · 03/07/2026
Extremely distracting shot composition here.
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Todd Mitchell @toddnotmitchell.com · 01/07/2026
It was a kayak day
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Todd Mitchell @toddnotmitchell.com · 01/07/2026
Rocket Ranger did FPS too,including jetpack dogfights, interestingly. I don’t know for sure that it was a GOOD game, but I sure loved it.
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Todd Mitchell @toddnotmitchell.com · 30/06/2026
Had some non-believers over on Threads.
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Todd Mitchell @toddnotmitchell.com · 30/06/2026
Ah bummer. I won't make Senior until Jim in the living room dies or retires.
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Todd Mitchell @toddnotmitchell.com · 29/06/2026
Never run a blog.
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Todd Mitchell @toddnotmitchell.com · 28/06/2026
Any similarities to real places or events are strictly coincidental. #gamedev #godot
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Todd Mitchell @toddnotmitchell.com · 28/06/2026
Should be fine
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Todd Mitchell @toddnotmitchell.com · 27/06/2026
Added random jabs and straights today. #godot #gamedev
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Todd Mitchell @toddnotmitchell.com · 26/06/2026
Update: forgot to retrieve the sock before the rain started
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Todd Mitchell @toddnotmitchell.com · 26/06/2026
Ladies and gentlemen, the modern Christian church
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Todd Mitchell @toddnotmitchell.com · 25/06/2026
Over the weekend I started playing around with the idea of making a reflecting pool themed beat-em-up in the style of Renegade for NES using the Godot engine, and would you believe that's been unexpectedly time intensive?
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Todd Mitchell @toddnotmitchell.com · 25/06/2026
My dog stole my sock and took it outside
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Todd Mitchell @toddnotmitchell.com · 24/06/2026
That Was Fast: The Firestick Hacker Kid Has Already Hacked the Empty GTA Box
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Todd Mitchell @toddnotmitchell.com · 23/06/2026
The killdeer bird because I walked outside
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Todd Mitchell @toddnotmitchell.com · 23/06/2026
A year has already gone by since I joined friends in NYC to do the Slackjaw: LIVE showcase. What a time we had.
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Todd Mitchell @toddnotmitchell.com · 23/06/2026
Tax evasion is wrong, but the real crime is making Joe Rogan right all those years ago.
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Todd Mitchell @toddnotmitchell.com · 22/06/2026
Not my first phone!
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Todd Mitchell @toddnotmitchell.com · 20/06/2026
I suffer from an ancient curse where I can see the future but not do anything about it.
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Todd Mitchell @toddnotmitchell.com · 19/06/2026
Wow, L’Empereur is on the Switch store. As a kid who grew up on yard sale games other kids wanted to get rid of, let me tell you this historically-accurate 1991 Napoleonic History sim was extremely hard to learn. But was it worth it? No.
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Todd Mitchell @toddnotmitchell.com · 18/06/2026
Love when the power goes out while I’m on the fucking treadmill.
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Todd Mitchell @toddnotmitchell.com · 18/06/2026
It's comical how unwavering the theme of male superiority has been in Christianity. No matter how wacky it gets. Benny Hinn: God wanted men to use their divine skyblood to fly. Women: Wow, and us? Hinn: Side babies.
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Todd Mitchell @toddnotmitchell.com · 18/06/2026
Call it a coincidence, but Pizza Hut was fine when every location had one of these
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