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Todd Gregory

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Senior staff editor at The New York Times. From the prairie part of the Prairie State. COYS (Views are my own, etc.)

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Razzball @razzball.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Damn, hit ‘em with the lookback
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Todd Gregory @toddgregory.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
What kind of psycho pizza place puts plain salt on the shaker tray (yes I have a lot of thoughts about this)
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Todd Gregory @toddgregory.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Correct
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Todd Gregory @toddgregory.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
What a Fool Believes (I am not Michael McDonald's son)
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The Ghost of Diana Goodman 👓🎥 @lecinenerd.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
I appreciate locals banded together and voted to name the new park in honor of what they’re famous for.
A Oregon coastal tourism site promoting Exploding Whale Memorial Park, complete with sign and blue mascot. The text reads:

EXPLODING WHALE MEMORIAL PARK

This riverfront park provides access to the Siuslaw River in Historic Old Town Florence. Named by residents to memorialize the notorious "exploding whale" incident that took place on the Oregon Coast in the 70s, this beautiful wayside park offers sandy beach and views of the Siuslaw River Bridge.

The park offers views of the Siuslaw River and Bridge and the sand dunes on the south side of the river.

For more about the "exploding whale" incident, check out the video link in this listing.
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Todd Gregory @toddgregory.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
There aren't gonna be a whole lot of towns in the United States that can compete with Florence, Oregon, for the title of Most Interesting Town History Section on Wikipedia en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Florenc...
A screenshot of the top of Florence's Contents sidebar on Wikipedia, which reads:

Contents
(Top)
History
Exploding whale
Accidental ban on sex
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Todd Gregory @toddgregory.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Partial screenshot of a receipt from itch.io for the purchase of My Former Friends by Hagai Palevsky
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Todd Gregory @toddgregory.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Are your comics this funny
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Todd Gregory @toddgregory.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
I believe in Javier Assad
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Todd Gregory @toddgregory.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
🐻 Also this led me to a new emoji: 🧸
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Todd Gregory @toddgregory.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
I know this word from pro wrestling
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Todd Gregory @toddgregory.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
What en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Out_of_...
A screenshot of text from the linked Wikipedia article: Out of the Loop is the debut album by American synthpop duo I Am the World Trade Center, released on July 17, 2001. Less than two months later, it gained some controversy after the September 11 attacks, due to both the band's name and the coincidental title of their 11th track, "September".[6]
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Todd Gregory @toddgregory.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Verified 100 percent true
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Todd Gregory @toddgregory.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
My children, I beseech thee: Do not bet on professional football.
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Todd Gregory @toddgregory.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Drunk Don Draper meme with "running backs" on the pitch board
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disc horse bot @horsedisc.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
I'm here you fuckaas bitch
The American Football House
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Todd Gregory @toddgregory.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
This is the one
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Todd Gregory @toddgregory.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Hbd Jon
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Todd Gregory @toddgregory.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
I guess some people are not?
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Todd Gregory @toddgregory.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Ok I think we can wrap this trend up now
On the shelf in the grocery store sits a red bag of Orchard Valley Harvest Go-Go Peanuts. They are covered in dark chocolate and have 11 grams of protein per pack. There are five packs per bag. They are just chocolate-covered peanuts.
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Todd Gregory @toddgregory.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Everything is phone
A crop isolating the rectangular kiosk outline. In the upper third is an O from a bit of graffiti that makes it look like the charging ring on the back of an iPhone case.
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Todd Gregory @toddgregory.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
That is a lot of people
nytimes.com
Trump Officials Eject 750,000 From Obamacare Markets, Claiming Fraud (Gift Article)
Vice President JD Vance said the measure would save the government $2.2 billion.
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Todd Gregory @toddgregory.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Amtrak conductor having a nerd duel with a passenger about who the best Robin is, sometimes the world is good
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Todd Gregory @toddgregory.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
"known loyalist paramilitary Curtis Jackson" is killing me
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Todd Gregory @toddgregory.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
I am of two minds about this
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Todd Gregory @toddgregory.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Did not expect to read this sentence ever
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Todd Gregory @toddgregory.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Justin Jefferson jersey spotted in the Atacama Desert
Purplish-blue wildflowers spread across the foreground of a shot of the desert. In the middle distance, a woman in a teal top and pinkish floral print pants is taking a picture. A man in a baseball cap and dark green shorts has his arm around her. He is wearing a purple No. 18 Vikings jersey. Beneath a cloudy, bright sky, there is a mountain in the distance.
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Pumpkin Escobar @kingmonkeysunkle.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Spider gets bitten by a radioactive human and develops the ability to doom scroll and bitch about the weather.
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Todd Gregory @toddgregory.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
These beans are looking good
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Todd Gregory @toddgregory.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
"just wait, it gets good, I swear"
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Todd Gregory @toddgregory.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Lol
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Todd Gregory @toddgregory.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
I'm so upset
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Todd Gregory @toddgregory.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Why is there no McDonald's in Center City Philly, I am in hell
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Todd Gregory @toddgregory.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
No we didn't. Honestly this is hilarious
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Todd Gregory @toddgregory.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
We scored a goal!!!!
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Todd Gregory @toddgregory.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
All right let's get this over with so I can go get a Sausage Egg McMuffin
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Todd Gregory @toddgregory.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Lol
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Todd Gregory @toddgregory.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Notable categories on Jeopardy tonight
The last two categories on the right are False Berlin and Bizarre Little Men
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Todd Gregory @toddgregory.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Must feel good, huh?
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Todd Gregory @toddgregory.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
I've been into pretzels lately. Pretzels are making a comeback.
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Todd Gregory @toddgregory.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Inside you there are two wolves
On a street in New York City, right next door to the Flash Dancers strip club, which has a purple and white neon sign, is the entrance to the Broadway Dance Center, which has a red awning with white text.
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Todd Gregory @toddgregory.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Good work, Kenny.
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Todd Gregory @toddgregory.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
🐐
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Todd Gregory @toddgregory.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
This is a throuple. You are talking about a throuple.
A screenshot of an LA Times push notification. It reads: "Not a cleaner. More than a nanny. Burned-out L.A. parents are turning to 'house managers' to tame the logistics of family life."
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Todd Gregory @toddgregory.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Marmoush created three chances today. He's valuable. I am still on Team Give It Time.
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Todd Gregory @toddgregory.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Always Be Clearning
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Todd Gregory @toddgregory.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
If the league had the courage to change that through rules and officiating, it could do so. Alas.
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Todd Gregory @toddgregory.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Guy at the bar keeps giving Tonali instructions on how to play better. Tonali is not even on the bench today.
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Todd Gregory @toddgregory.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
The idea here is to create a unified reporting mechanism for the athletes, and if bettors are found to have committed harassment, they'd get a lifetime ban from sportsbooks. Interesting.
espn.com
NFL, NBA, MLB, NHL, MLS urge action against threats from bettors
The NFL, NBA, MLB, NHL, MLS and their players' unions are urging state gambling regulators to combat escalating harassment and violent threats from sports bettors.
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Todd Gregory @toddgregory.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
This is the Apple TV thing with Elle Fanning about OnlyFans
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