Toby Click @tobyclick.bsky.social · 28/09/2026Scenes from the day at Dinosaur Ridge as I DJ’ed and announced for the inaugural STEGO STAMPEDE! 🏃🦖 @dinoridge.bsky.social 140
Toby Click @tobyclick.bsky.social · 22/09/2026People who sit in public listening to AI articles at full volume on their phones should be used as warm-ups in gladiator games. 031
Toby Click @tobyclick.bsky.social · 04/09/2026Anticrepuscular rays seen at sunrise, Sept. 4, 2026 in Englewood, Colorado en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Anticre... 030
Toby Click @tobyclick.bsky.social · 28/08/2026Pictures of the partial lunar eclipse, August 27-28, 2026 110
Toby Click @tobyclick.bsky.social · 26/08/2026I considered myself a loyal Buc-ee’s cultist, not because they were from Texas, but in spite of that. This Buffalo Bill-looking shitheel can get fucked. I can buy junk food anywhere. 010
Reposted by Toby ClickMcSweeney's @mcsweeneys.net · 21/08/2026As the voices grew around me, and countless profane hands strafed over my naked flesh, the words of the chant, which at first had seemed mere sounds, grew clear: "The rust upon the roof of tin shall see your heart and know your sin." buff.ly/KNfc1jNmcsweeneys.netH.P. Loveshack“The rust upon the roof of tin shall see your heart and know your sin.” Aug 20 2021 Aug 20 2022 (his bday) 8/20/24 8/20/25 8/20/26 37213
Toby Click @tobyclick.bsky.social · 17/08/2026The subject of ABBA’s “Dancing Queen” would now be aged 67. 👵🏻🪩🇸🇪 010
Toby Click @tobyclick.bsky.social · 12/08/2026Happy Eclipse Day to Spain and other places with a view! Wish I could be there. Enjoy this selection of eclipses I have photographed over the years. 120
Toby Click @tobyclick.bsky.social · 08/08/2026#ows900 🔎 5/5 (00:43) 🌟🌟🌟🌟🌟 🔥 streak: 18 🏆 #owselite puzzlist.com/onewordsearchpuzzlist.comOne Word SearchThe simple but challenging, daily, zen wordsearch. 010
Toby Click @tobyclick.bsky.social · 02/08/2026Celebrating the 150th anniversary of Colorado’s statehood by watching the most #Colorado movie of all time 🏨👻❄️🪓 #TheShining #Colorado150 010
Toby Click @tobyclick.bsky.social · 08/07/2026Why is Egon Spengler’s hair colored that way in THE REAL GHOSTBUSTERS? I’ve read that it made him easier to distinguish visually, in the animated medium and as an action figure. But I have my own headcanon, with a better explanation. 👻 030
Toby Click @tobyclick.bsky.social · 29/06/2026Some interesting movement underway in Colorado Democratic politics. www.electoral-vote.com/evp2026/Item...electoral-vote.comWill the Democratic Insurgency Reach a Mile High?Click on the map for the article 020
Toby Click @tobyclick.bsky.social · 28/06/2026Watching BLAZING SADDLES in honor of Mel Brooks’ 100th birthday tomorrow! 💯🥳🎂 020
Toby Click @tobyclick.bsky.social · 26/06/2026If Disney REALLY wants to send the right wing into a floor-shitting rage, they should do a live-action remake of FINDING NEMO with a scientifically-accurate depiction of clownfish gender dynamics. 010
Toby Click @tobyclick.bsky.social · 25/06/2026I have never made this hand gesture 🫶 and barring something totally unexpected, I never will. 010
Toby Click @tobyclick.bsky.social · 23/06/2026Told Mom I have no more overseas travel plans, because I don’t want to show my face abroad as an American. She misunderstood, thought I was talking about crime. No Mom, it’s because the USA is a global laughingstock and I’m ashamed to be associated with it. But we’re not ready for that conversation. 010
Toby Click @tobyclick.bsky.social · 26/05/2026In captioning of TV shows, there are three terms that are ALWAYS bad news: [Thrumming] [Squelching] [Screaming stops] 110
Reposted by Toby ClickMichael LaFrance @mlafrance.bsky.social · 25/05/2026A livestream of a volcano in the Philippines captured a meteor crashing to Earth today. What are the odds? Mayon Volcano, Location: Albay, Luzon, Philippines 615288239434
Toby Click @tobyclick.bsky.social · 20/05/2026I know this is among the First-Worldliest of First-World problems, but one of my big peeves is game show contestants that answer every question with "That would be ___________” 010
Toby Click @tobyclick.bsky.social · 16/05/2026Watched our first backyard movie of the 2026 season, GOAT 🏀🐐 Not baaaaaaaad. 010
Toby Click @tobyclick.bsky.social · 15/05/2026Scenes from DEEP TIME DETOUR, an all-new exhibit coming to Dinosaur Ridge NEXT WEEKEND! Get your tickets at dinoridge.org 020
Toby Click @tobyclick.bsky.social · 06/05/2026Scenes from May 2026 snow in the Denver CO metro area ❄️ #snow #DenverSnow #COwx 030
Toby Click @tobyclick.bsky.social · 30/04/2026If I did a science project today, I would tell my family, friends, anyone who’d listen, that I’m doing a very important experiment growing six pepper plants, and please pray for all six plants to grow as tall and strong and healthy as they can be. What I wouldn’t tell them: I have 12 pepper plants. 010
Toby Click @tobyclick.bsky.social · 23/04/2026Most bizarre “Golden Girls” episode ever Title: “Empty Nests” Originally aired: May 16, 1987 020
Toby Click @tobyclick.bsky.social · 23/04/2026I feel like I should quit Bluesky while my pets are still alive. 020
Toby Click @tobyclick.bsky.social · 06/04/2026Given all the talk about the nonworking toilet aboard Artemis II, you may hear about the “CCU”. Does NOT stand for “Crap Containment Unit”, as I thought at first guess. www.irpillc.com/home/collaps...irpillc.comCollapsible Contingency Urinal (CCU) | IRPI LLCThe Collapsible Contingency Urinal (CCU) by IRPI LLC is a passive microgravity urine collection device now aboard NASA's Artemis II. No pumps, no power — just capillary physics. TRL 9. 001
Toby Click @tobyclick.bsky.social · 12/03/2026Nintendo sent me an email celebrating “Mar10 Day” on the morning of March 11. This is like the Pope saying “Merry Christmas” on December 26. 000
Reposted by Toby ClickBirds Are Dinosaurs @birdsaredinosaurs.bsky.social · 09/03/2024Remember, the temporal paradox will return tonight. You may notice anomalies, such as missing time or strange behavior from your pets. You will likely feel tired for the first few days after passing through the temporal displacement field. This is normal for time travel. 101160439
Reposted by Toby ClickKen Jennings @kenjennings.bsky.social · 05/03/2026If you're at the airport and Kristi Noem is doing the ominous little message from the TSA screens, you no longer have to do anything she says. Leave your laptop in the case, whatever. 349294903978
Reposted by Toby ClickFrank Conniff @frankconniff.bsky.social · 24/02/2026Hey, Democrats, go ahead and attend the State of the Union, but only if you react in real time with this silhouette as your spirit guide. 561853295
Toby Click @tobyclick.bsky.social · 16/02/2026Colorado is drier than a queer eye at Charlie Kirk’s funeral. 020
Reposted by Toby ClickMatt Chatham @chatham58.bsky.social · 16/02/2026Celebrating President’s Day with a pedophilic authoritarian moron in the White House shitting all over the Constitution feels like being asked to celebrate an evil ex’s birthday just cuz it was saved in your iCal. How ‘bout no. We can reinstate that holiday in 3 years when Von Shitzenpants is gone.media.tenor.coma man with gray hair and a tan jacket looks at the cameraALT: a man with gray hair and a tan jacket looks at the camera 1016537
Reposted by Toby ClickMcSweeney's @mcsweeneys.net · 08/02/2026Q: How much is the NFL paying Bad Bunny for the privilege of playing football during and after his concert? A: In what can only be described as a display of unprecedented magnanimity, Bad Bunny has allowed the NFL to showcase their sport at his concert for free.buff.lyFAQs for This Weekend’s Bad Bunny Concert Featuring FootballWhat time is kickoff? The Bad Bunny concert kicks off around 8:00 or 8:30 p.m., but there will be pre-concert entertainment starting at 6:30 p.m. f... 217233
Reposted by Toby ClickMcSweeney's @mcsweeneys.net · 05/02/2026"I almost tripped over this big plastic brick. It’s a TI-83 graphing calculator. Either he thought he would need it for his career, or he felt an emotional connection to it. He worked in AI Annotation his whole life. Never needed math."buff.lyA Daughter Goes Through Her Dead Millennial Father’s Storage UnitWhy the hell did he save so many Funko Pops? “Dr. Ian Malcolm with His Shirt Open.” “Homer Simpson in a Muumuu.” He’s got two Green Power Rangers... 0448
Toby Click @tobyclick.bsky.social · 02/02/2026As a physics major, my tendency to regard SI prefixes at face value can lead to some extreme mental images when I hear terms like megachurch, nanobrewery, micropenis, or pico de gallo. 010
Toby Click @tobyclick.bsky.social · 01/02/2026When they come to Denver, they will find Denver ready. 030
Toby Click @tobyclick.bsky.social · 15/01/2026How fucked-up is everything, that we are weeks away from the first crewed lunar mission since Apollo, and even MY own reaction is “meh” en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Artemis... 010