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🪐Ain’t no thing like me, except me 🦝

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Toby Click @tobyclick.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Scenes from the day at Dinosaur Ridge as I DJ’ed and announced for the inaugural STEGO STAMPEDE! 🏃🦖 @dinoridge.bsky.social
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Toby Click @tobyclick.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
People who sit in public listening to AI articles at full volume on their phones should be used as warm-ups in gladiator games.
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Toby Click @tobyclick.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
A day in the mountains ⛰️
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Toby Click @tobyclick.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
🌈🌈 #Rainbow #DoubleRainbow
Double rainbow south of Denver
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Toby Click @tobyclick.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
Anticrepuscular rays seen at sunrise, Sept. 4, 2026 in Englewood, Colorado en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Anticre...
Facing east just before sunriseFacing west at dawn, opposite the direction of the sun
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Toby Click @tobyclick.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
Pictures of the partial lunar eclipse, August 27-28, 2026
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Toby Click @tobyclick.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
I considered myself a loyal Buc-ee’s cultist, not because they were from Texas, but in spite of that. This Buffalo Bill-looking shitheel can get fucked. I can buy junk food anywhere.
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McSweeney's @mcsweeneys.net · 21/08/2026
As the voices grew around me, and countless profane hands strafed over my naked flesh, the words of the chant, which at first had seemed mere sounds, grew clear: "The rust upon the roof of tin shall see your heart and know your sin." buff.ly/KNfc1jN
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H.P. Loveshack
“The rust upon the roof of tin shall see your heart and know your sin.” Aug 20 2021 Aug 20 2022 (his bday) 8/20/24 8/20/25 8/20/26
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Toby Click @tobyclick.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
The subject of ABBA’s “Dancing Queen” would now be aged 67. 👵🏻🪩🇸🇪
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Toby Click @tobyclick.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
Happy Eclipse Day to Spain and other places with a view! Wish I could be there. Enjoy this selection of eclipses I have photographed over the years.
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Toby Click @tobyclick.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
Happy (Inter?)National Cat Day!
Elvis, a ginger catLücy, a tuxedo catElvis and Lücy lounging together
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Toby Click @tobyclick.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
#ows900 🔎 5/5 (00:43) 🌟🌟🌟🌟🌟 🔥 streak: 18 🏆 #owselite puzzlist.com/onewordsearch
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One Word Search
The simple but challenging, daily, zen wordsearch.
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Toby Click @tobyclick.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
Celebrating the 150th anniversary of Colorado’s statehood by watching the most #Colorado movie of all time 🏨👻❄️🪓 #TheShining #Colorado150
The Shining (1980)Come play with us… for ever and ever and ever…Because THE SHINING depicts snow in Colorado, we can tell it is a period piece
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Toby Click @tobyclick.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
Know God, no peace. No god, know peace.
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Toby Click @tobyclick.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
Tonight’s backyard movie… TRON: ARES (2025)
Title screen of Tron: AresToby watching the movie, with red lights hanging in the backgroundScene from Tron: Ares, with a pot of petunias and Basenji dog sitting in front of the screen
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Toby Click @tobyclick.bsky.social · 08/07/2026
Why is Egon Spengler’s hair colored that way in THE REAL GHOSTBUSTERS? I’ve read that it made him easier to distinguish visually, in the animated medium and as an action figure. But I have my own headcanon, with a better explanation. 👻
Image of Egon Spengler (Harold Ramis’ character), as seen in the animated cartoon THE REAL GHOSTBUSTERSStill of Winston Zeddemore (Ernie Hudson’s character in the 1984 film GHOSTBUSTERS) speaking the memorable line: “I have seen shit that’ll turn you white!”
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Toby Click @tobyclick.bsky.social · 29/06/2026
Some interesting movement underway in Colorado Democratic politics. www.electoral-vote.com/evp2026/Item...
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Will the Democratic Insurgency Reach a Mile High?
Click on the map for the article
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Toby Click @tobyclick.bsky.social · 28/06/2026
Watching BLAZING SADDLES in honor of Mel Brooks’ 100th birthday tomorrow! 💯🥳🎂
TV with the title shot of Blazing Saddles (1974)
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Toby Click @tobyclick.bsky.social · 26/06/2026
If Disney REALLY wants to send the right wing into a floor-shitting rage, they should do a live-action remake of FINDING NEMO with a scientifically-accurate depiction of clownfish gender dynamics.
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Toby Click @tobyclick.bsky.social · 25/06/2026
I have never made this hand gesture 🫶 and barring something totally unexpected, I never will.
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Toby Click @tobyclick.bsky.social · 23/06/2026
Told Mom I have no more overseas travel plans, because I don’t want to show my face abroad as an American. She misunderstood, thought I was talking about crime. No Mom, it’s because the USA is a global laughingstock and I’m ashamed to be associated with it. But we’re not ready for that conversation.
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Toby Click @tobyclick.bsky.social · 21/06/2026
I can’t be the only one who’s thought it
The World Cup trophy with a Ferrero Rocher candy Photoshopped on on top
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Toby Click @tobyclick.bsky.social · 04/06/2026
Hug Your Cat Day
Tim hugging LücyToby as close to hugging Elvis as Elvis will allow
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Toby Click @tobyclick.bsky.social · 26/05/2026
In captioning of TV shows, there are three terms that are ALWAYS bad news: [Thrumming] [Squelching] [Screaming stops]
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Michael LaFrance @mlafrance.bsky.social · 25/05/2026
A livestream of a volcano in the Philippines captured a meteor crashing to Earth today. What are the odds? Mayon Volcano, Location: Albay, Luzon, Philippines
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Toby Click @tobyclick.bsky.social · 20/05/2026
I know this is among the First-Worldliest of First-World problems, but one of my big peeves is game show contestants that answer every question with "That would be ___________”
Screen capture of a recent episode of The CW’s “Trivial Pursuit”, showing a contestant answering a question: “Would that be Captain Underpants?” He did this a lot throughout the game.
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Toby Click @tobyclick.bsky.social · 16/05/2026
Watched our first backyard movie of the 2026 season, GOAT 🏀🐐 Not baaaaaaaad.
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Toby Click @tobyclick.bsky.social · 16/05/2026
I have most of these on disc. 📀
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Toby Click @tobyclick.bsky.social · 15/05/2026
Scenes from DEEP TIME DETOUR, an all-new exhibit coming to Dinosaur Ridge NEXT WEEKEND! Get your tickets at dinoridge.org
Toby posing with a Stegosaurus skeletonFinishing touches on a Tylosaurus displayDramatic view of a TriceratopsEdmontosaurus caring for its babies (these are animatronic!)
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Toby Click @tobyclick.bsky.social · 06/05/2026
Scenes from May 2026 snow in the Denver CO metro area ❄️ #snow #DenverSnow #COwx
About 6 inches of snow in the backyardSignpost covered with snowSasquatch, looking more like a yetiKwyjibo, n. A big, dumb, balding North American ape
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Toby Click @tobyclick.bsky.social · 06/05/2026
Not AI ❄️ #snow #DenverSnow
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Toby Click @tobyclick.bsky.social · 02/05/2026
Flower Moon, May 1, 2026 #FlowerMoon
The full moon shining through tree branches and clouds
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Toby Click @tobyclick.bsky.social · 30/04/2026
If I did a science project today, I would tell my family, friends, anyone who’d listen, that I’m doing a very important experiment growing six pepper plants, and please pray for all six plants to grow as tall and strong and healthy as they can be. What I wouldn’t tell them: I have 12 pepper plants.
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Toby Click @tobyclick.bsky.social · 23/04/2026
Most bizarre “Golden Girls” episode ever Title: “Empty Nests” Originally aired: May 16, 1987
“I called a radio talk show.”“ I gave them the solution to the crisis in the Middle East.”“Giving the Palestinians Greenland?”
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Toby Click @tobyclick.bsky.social · 23/04/2026
I feel like I should quit Bluesky while my pets are still alive.
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Toby Click @tobyclick.bsky.social · 06/04/2026
Given all the talk about the nonworking toilet aboard Artemis II, you may hear about the “CCU”. Does NOT stand for “Crap Containment Unit”, as I thought at first guess. www.irpillc.com/home/collaps...
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Collapsible Contingency Urinal (CCU) | IRPI LLC
The Collapsible Contingency Urinal (CCU) by IRPI LLC is a passive microgravity urine collection device now aboard NASA's Artemis II. No pumps, no power — just capillary physics. TRL 9.
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Toby Click @tobyclick.bsky.social · 12/03/2026
Nintendo sent me an email celebrating “Mar10 Day” on the morning of March 11. This is like the Pope saying “Merry Christmas” on December 26.
Screen capture of a “Happy Mar10 Day” email sent from Nintendo at 4:10 AM on the morning of March 11. The Aleutian Islands had not yet passed midnight.
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Birds Are Dinosaurs @birdsaredinosaurs.bsky.social · 09/03/2024
Remember, the temporal paradox will return tonight. You may notice anomalies, such as missing time or strange behavior from your pets. You will likely feel tired for the first few days after passing through the temporal displacement field. This is normal for time travel.
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Ken Jennings @kenjennings.bsky.social · 05/03/2026
If you're at the airport and Kristi Noem is doing the ominous little message from the TSA screens, you no longer have to do anything she says. Leave your laptop in the case, whatever.
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Toby Click @tobyclick.bsky.social · 03/03/2026
My pictures from the #LunarEclipse overnight 🌚
Camera set up in my backyard to photograph the 2026 total lunar eclipse. The constellation Leo is visible.Partially eclipsed moonMoon is almost fully eclipsedTotality
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Frank Conniff @frankconniff.bsky.social · 24/02/2026
Hey, Democrats, go ahead and attend the State of the Union, but only if you react in real time with this silhouette as your spirit guide.
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Toby Click @tobyclick.bsky.social · 16/02/2026
Colorado is drier than a queer eye at Charlie Kirk’s funeral.
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Matt Chatham @chatham58.bsky.social · 16/02/2026
Celebrating President’s Day with a pedophilic authoritarian moron in the White House shitting all over the Constitution feels like being asked to celebrate an evil ex’s birthday just cuz it was saved in your iCal. How ‘bout no. We can reinstate that holiday in 3 years when Von Shitzenpants is gone.
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a man with gray hair and a tan jacket looks at the camera
ALT: a man with gray hair and a tan jacket looks at the camera
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Toby Click @tobyclick.bsky.social · 14/02/2026
Happy Valentine’s Day! ❤️🏳️‍🌈
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Toby Click @tobyclick.bsky.social · 09/02/2026
Holy shit. This is Jesse Owens in 1936 Berlin.
Bad Bunny performs at the Super Bowl LX halftime show
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McSweeney's @mcsweeneys.net · 08/02/2026
Q: How much is the NFL paying Bad Bunny for the privilege of playing football during and after his concert? A: In what can only be described as a display of unprecedented magnanimity, Bad Bunny has allowed the NFL to showcase their sport at his concert for free.
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FAQs for This Weekend’s Bad Bunny Concert Featuring Football
What time is kickoff? The Bad Bunny concert kicks off around 8:00 or 8:30 p.m., but there will be pre-concert entertainment starting at 6:30 p.m. f...
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McSweeney's @mcsweeneys.net · 05/02/2026
"I almost tripped over this big plastic brick. It’s a TI-83 graphing calculator. Either he thought he would need it for his career, or he felt an emotional connection to it. He worked in AI Annotation his whole life. Never needed math."
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A Daughter Goes Through Her Dead Millennial Father’s Storage Unit
Why the hell did he save so many Funko Pops? “Dr. Ian Malcolm with His Shirt Open.” “Homer Simpson in a Muumuu.” He’s got two Green Power Rangers...
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Toby Click @tobyclick.bsky.social · 02/02/2026
As a physics major, my tendency to regard SI prefixes at face value can lead to some extreme mental images when I hear terms like megachurch, nanobrewery, micropenis, or pico de gallo.
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Toby Click @tobyclick.bsky.social · 01/02/2026
When they come to Denver, they will find Denver ready.
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Toby Click @tobyclick.bsky.social · 15/01/2026
How fucked-up is everything, that we are weeks away from the first crewed lunar mission since Apollo, and even MY own reaction is “meh” en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Artemis...
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