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toastyloaff.bsky.social @toastyloaff.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Thomas A. Not Fine
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disc horse bot @horsedisc.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Slavs would rather cum in your sink than go to therapy
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toastyloaff.bsky.social @toastyloaff.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Is this the first president where news is constantly saying "we don't know what he really meant"?
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toastyloaff.bsky.social @toastyloaff.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Yea, Arena Brawl is ruined now. Its either put up with shitty power creep or dont play because the opponent concedes turn 2
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toastyloaff.bsky.social @toastyloaff.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
I really need a "concede and rejoin queue" button in Arena. Its so annoying having to go through loading menues over and over.
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toastyloaff.bsky.social @toastyloaff.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
So if Bugs got suspended, this guy should be too, right?
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Old Hobbes 🔜 Private Practice @hobbesq.bolasgang.com · 28/09/2026
Continuing to post this as I obviously did not get in trouble. Likely because I'm small and not trans Also in case there is doubt I'm referring to people like JK Rowling, Jesse Singal, LibsOfTikTok, Republican Candidates for office, etc
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Old Hobbes 🔜 Private Practice @hobbesq.bolasgang.com · 24/09/2026
I think people who fight against Trans Rights should take a long bath in a tub filled with piranhas Trans Rights are Human Rights and fuck off to the River Styx if you don't agree #FreeBugs
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toastyloaff.bsky.social @toastyloaff.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Blue sky mods need to take a dip with parannahs
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toastyloaff.bsky.social @toastyloaff.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
I think my manager is trying to make me quit instead of firing me.
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toastyloaff.bsky.social @toastyloaff.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
So my boss had a meeting with everyone but me to discuss taking over high money work from a coworker who is leaving. I only found out afterwords. I won't be getting more money now because I wasn't in the meeting to claim any work. Fucking horse shit.
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toastyloaff.bsky.social @toastyloaff.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Need cards printed that say this to give to people.
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toastyloaff.bsky.social @toastyloaff.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
The Pentagon wants to think about its troops junk and how hard they are.
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toastyloaff.bsky.social @toastyloaff.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
If the first hundred days of a presidents term are supposed to be the most productive, I propose a 101 day term limit
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toastyloaff.bsky.social @toastyloaff.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
I guess my Saturday and Sunday are filled up now
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toastyloaff.bsky.social @toastyloaff.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
I didn't know I could hear smarmyness in text.
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toastyloaff.bsky.social @toastyloaff.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
What are we celebrating today for? I forgot.
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toastyloaff.bsky.social @toastyloaff.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
I......what....why...does.... WHAT??
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toastyloaff.bsky.social @toastyloaff.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Say good morning to Elvis
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toastyloaff.bsky.social @toastyloaff.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
Time to join the homestarmy. Gotta get my five bucks to them.
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Homestar Runner: Todaybor Day is Labor Day!
ALT: Homestar Runner: Todaybor Day is Labor Day!
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toastyloaff.bsky.social @toastyloaff.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
This is like saying a solid poop is better than diarrhea.
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toastyloaff.bsky.social @toastyloaff.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
For #caturday I give you Elvis being a doofus on the ground and Bartleby playing with the feral cat outside.
Fluffy black cat on his side looking up at the camera. He looks fat, but it's just fluff.Striped short hair standard issued cat playing with another striped short hair standard Issue Cat through a screen door
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toastyloaff.bsky.social @toastyloaff.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
Its funny how people often feel attacked when critiqued. Its very noticeable online.
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toastyloaff.bsky.social @toastyloaff.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
So I have an idea for a madlibs
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disc horse bot @horsedisc.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
Okay I looked it up. “big mood” is a bigoted slur against fat folks.
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toastyloaff.bsky.social @toastyloaff.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
Not sure the end result matches the heat map
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toastyloaff.bsky.social @toastyloaff.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
It's salesmanship to lie with ignorance to get them in the door.
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disc horse bot @horsedisc.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
Can we normalize tone indicators?
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toastyloaff.bsky.social @toastyloaff.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
This means every fold, crevice, pit. And clean behind your ears enough that it squeaks when you rub them with water. If you want her close, you gotta smell inviting. She'll smell your pheromones' later when she decides to have fun with you.
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toastyloaff.bsky.social @toastyloaff.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
Finally getting chemicals in my water for my gay frog @realinfowars.bsky.social
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toastyloaff.bsky.social @toastyloaff.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
Magnets an shit, how do dey woik?
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toastyloaff.bsky.social @toastyloaff.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
You dont need to laugh at Milos situation. Its ok to feel bad for him. But you absolutely need to recognize the irony.
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toastyloaff.bsky.social @toastyloaff.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
I came here to eat ass and chew bubblegum....and I'm all out of ass
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toastyloaff.bsky.social @toastyloaff.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
Nothing puts a smile on me like an older black mom thanking me for helping and calling me baby
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toastyloaff.bsky.social @toastyloaff.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
Text from "A Letter From a Birmingham Jail" that reads:
I must make two honest confessions to you, my Christian and Jewish brothers. First, I must confess that over the past few years I have been gravely disappointed with the white moderate. I have almost reached the regrettable conclusion that the Negro’s great stumbling block in his stride toward freedom is not the White Citizen’s Counciler or the Ku Klux Klanner, but the white moderate, who is more devoted to “order” than to justice; who prefers a negative peace which is the absence of tension to a positive peace which is the presence of justice;
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toastyloaff.bsky.social @toastyloaff.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
Do people not knock on bathroom doors before they try to open them anymore? Or have I been prudish?
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toastyloaff.bsky.social @toastyloaff.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
The worst part of taking a pet to the vet isn't even the cost of it. It's the scared cry in the carrier on the way there.
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toastyloaff.bsky.social @toastyloaff.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
RIP Nigel Thornberry
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toastyloaff.bsky.social @toastyloaff.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
so in regards to Flock, could the 1st amendment be interoperated to say that while a person recording is protected, someone planting a camera on public property is unconstitutional? Planting meaning it is a permanent structure and not easily removed.
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disc horse bot @horsedisc.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
You expect autistic people to care about places that are against their own existence? Sorry if I don't care about places like Tomato Town where I might get pickled for being myself.
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toastyloaff.bsky.social @toastyloaff.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
I hope we circle back around and call thinking "artisanal AI" and everyone just tries to put in effort again.
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toastyloaff.bsky.social @toastyloaff.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
Im done with Brawl I guess. The shit banlist in ranked means I lose to slop. The unranked queue literally takes 10 minutes to get a game now. Im done playing Brawl on Arena
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Leiracal @leiracal.bsky.social · 18/08/2025
This concept was introduced to me as "run the dishwasher twice" and was an important part of my executive functioning recovery as well as my path to self-acceptance.
When I was at one of my lowest (mental) points in life, I couldn't get out of bed some days. I had no energy or motivation and was barely getting by.

I had therapy once per week, and on this particular week I didn't have much to 'bring' to the session. He asked how my week was and I really had nothing to say.

'What are you struggling with?' he asked.

I gestured around me and said 'I dunno man. Life.'

Not satisfied with my answer, he said 'No, what exactly are you worried about right now? What feels overwhelming? When you go home after this session, what issue will be staring at you?'

I knew the answer, but it was so ridiculous that I didn't want to say it. I wanted to have something more substantial.
Something more profound.

But I didn't.

So I told him, 'Honestly? The dishes. It's stupid, I know, but the more I look at them the more I CAN'T do them because I'll have to scrub them before I put them in the dishwasher, because the dishwasher sucks, and I just can't stand and scrub the dishes.'

I felt like an idiot even saying it.

What kind of grown ass woman is undone by a stack of dishes? There are people out there with *actual* problems, and I'm whining to my therapist about dishes?

But he nodded in understanding and then said:

'RUN THE DISHWASHER TWICE.'I began to tell him that you're not supposed to, but he stopped me.

'Why the hell aren't you supposed to? If you don't want to scrub the dishes and your dishwasher sucks, run it twice. Run it three times, who cares?! Rules do not exist.'

It blew my mind in a way that I don't think I can properly express.

That day, I went home and tossed my smelly dishes haphazardly into the dishwasher and ran it three times.

I felt like I had conquered a dragon.

The next day, I took a shower lying down.

A few days later. I folded my laundry and put them wherever the fuck they fit.

There were no longer arbitrary rules I had to follow, and it gave me the freedom to make accomplishments again.

Now that I'm in a healthier place, I rinse off my dishes and put them in the dishwasher properly. I shower standing up. I sort my laundry.

But at a time when living was a struggle instead of a blessing, I learned an incredibly important lesson:

THERE ARE NO RULES. RUN THE DISHWASHER TWICE!!!"
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toastyloaff.bsky.social @toastyloaff.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
Men would rather tell their deepest thoughts to a random technician or mechanic than go to therapy.
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toastyloaff.bsky.social @toastyloaff.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
www.youtube.com/watch?v=7TJE... I want a documentary about Tyson narrated by Werner Herzog now
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Werner Herzog on Mike Tyson
YouTube video by How To Academy
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Zach Bussey 🍁 @zachbussey.tos.gg · 12/08/2026
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IggyMaid @iggymaid.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
HEY IT'S HAPPENING, GO TURN IT OFF AND TELL YOUR STREAMER FRIENDS RIGHT NOW of course they didn't listen to the fucking petition & of course there was NO NOTIFICATION
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toastyloaff.bsky.social @toastyloaff.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
Holy shit, this dork needs to touch grass.
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toastyloaff.bsky.social @toastyloaff.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
This guy doesn't understand how to win elections.
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toastyloaff.bsky.social @toastyloaff.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
And Harris didn't win. What's your point?
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