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Transphobes Can't Read @lordaslan.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
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Repost this if trans people should have access to dark magic...
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Hex Maniac Alice @ UUSmp 40/157 @haurchy.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
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_Mostly_Ghostly_ @mostlyghostly.bsky.social · 19/03/2026
Added more to this one too 🍌❤️🦧
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Celes🏳️‍⚧️⬇️↘️➡️👊 @rowletgameing.bsky.social · 06/03/2026
Poker Night 3 Xavier Renegade Angel: “Two pair, that is two Share. My cards. Your house may be full but does your Spouse leave you satisfied? Capiche?” Travis Touchdown “dude can you shut the fuck up and play.”
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Vixi and Friends [🦊💙 Vixichrome] @vixichrome.bsky.social · 25/02/2026
Imagine a burger
Panel 1: Hey Fred, gimme a remake of a 90s classic with extra skill trees
Panel 2: huh 
Panel 3: And hold the tank controls
Panel 4: what
Panel 5: And hold the turn-based combat
Panel 6: The fuck
Panel 7: Jimmy what the fuck is he talking about
Panel 8: This is a restaurant
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jimpers crimpers @jimprov.sendusyourmoney.com · 21/07/2024
I had another dream
This one was about the existence of a show on HGTV named Bitch House. The host was
a man who appeared to have been a werewolf college student dragged off some Florida
beach during spring break, poured into a suit, and shoved in front of a camera. He wore
giant sunglasses every episode. There was no explanation.
Every episode was the same. He would show up and tour somebody's house while they
talked it up: how much they paid for it, square footage, time to the highway, backyard,
last renovated in xxxx, bedrooms, bathrooms, home office, new roof, everything. They
would be touring the house the whole time, just like any normal HGTV show.
Then they would gather back out in front of the house and there was a really tense
moment where he would tell you if your house was a bitch house or not. It not, he would
just kinda shake their hands and thank them for the tour and walk away.
Otherwise, he would turn to the camera and scream "BITCH HOOOOOOOOUSE" at the
top of his lungThis is approximately what it Looked Like, in 10-minute photoshop
format
HGTV
courtesy(?) of the party rock anthem guy (plz don't sue me)
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Patrick Cosmos @veryimportant.lawyer · 08/09/2025
“I’m strong and I want to have like fifty kids and a farm” of course you do. You’re twelve. “I don’t want to eat vegetables I think steak and French fries is the only meal” hell yeah homie you’re twelve. “Maybe if there’s crime we should just send the army” bless your heart my twelve year old buddy
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Patrick Cosmos @veryimportant.lawyer · 08/09/2025
working on a new unified theory of american reality i'm calling "everyone is twelve now"
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KOJAMF🤘🖤🤘 @kojamf.bsky.social · 05/10/2025
Dr. Jane Goodall filmed an interview with Netflix in March 2025 that she understood would only be released after her death.
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A hot dog hollers @birdrespecter.bsky.social · 08/04/2025
Wow
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CarlyJA22 @carlyja22.bsky.social · 22/12/2024
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Ash @h1twom4n.bsky.social · 20/12/2024
Dusa 🐍
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🥖Kekeflipnote🥖 🔜 NFC @kekeflipnote.bsky.social · 18/12/2024
Happy Gummigoo 🐊🍬💚💛
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𝗗𝗦𝗬 @dansyronart.bsky.social · 11/12/2024
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