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Toast Conger

@toastchanges.com
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Yes Toast. Topics I follow: change, NZ pocket friends, KDrama, weather, permaculture, weaving, she/her🌱🇳🇿 @toastfloats@mastodon.nz @toastfloats elsewhere

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The USA Singers @theusasingers.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Mf’er is like Batman.
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Anneleise @anneleise.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
We can get more - lets go for 25% Green!!! Go Green1!
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Daniel Vernon @yeehawtheboys.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Don’t be left sitting on the sidelines, make sure you’re enrolled to vote!
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Toast Conger @toastchanges.com · 22/09/2026
Can we just start by not calling these drug boats? Maybe there are a few carrying drugs. Most are carrying dead fish and a real people who fish.
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Toast Conger @toastchanges.com · 22/09/2026
Don't forget to take the "Losing Object Permanence Fundamentals" class. It's a banger.
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Toast Conger @toastchanges.com · 22/09/2026
Just how old are those anyway? how many thousands of times has that exact same series of clips played on Fox?
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Toast Conger @toastchanges.com · 22/09/2026
Where's the 'that's the dumbest thing I've heard on the internet' meme?
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Toast Conger @toastchanges.com · 20/09/2026
I'm on my second cup now, shambolika. I'll give you this one. It was funny. lols
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Toast Conger @toastchanges.com · 20/09/2026
Oh wait... I just read the article. And "possibly racing with a BMW." It's amazingly predictive.
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Toast Conger @toastchanges.com · 20/09/2026
It's the new "BMW driver" except like everything else this decade, a 1000 times worse.
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Toast Conger @toastchanges.com · 20/09/2026
This is my frown face
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Toast Conger @toastchanges.com · 20/09/2026
static.klipy.com
David Rose: Says Who? Schitt's Creek
ALT: David Rose: Says Who? Schitt's Creek
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Toast Conger @toastchanges.com · 20/09/2026
I'm sorry Dave. I grabbed the wrong bottle.
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Toast Conger @toastchanges.com · 20/09/2026
Boo. I swear at one point I popped my head around the curtains like a noisy neighbour to see if I could spot the tornado spout.
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Toast Conger @toastchanges.com · 20/09/2026
Far out. You truly deserve better.
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Toast Conger @toastchanges.com · 20/09/2026
My thought exactl
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Toast Conger @toastchanges.com · 20/09/2026
Oh come on. We're not Wellingtonians after all.
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Toast Conger @toastchanges.com · 20/09/2026
Can we can now all agree? "This fucking guy..."
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Toast Conger @toastchanges.com · 20/09/2026
All right, who ordered the wind machine Auckland?
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Toast Conger @toastchanges.com · 20/09/2026
Cunt?
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Toast Conger @toastchanges.com · 20/09/2026
TBF, I've got a laundry list of industries... heh including commercial laundry...
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Toast Conger @toastchanges.com · 20/09/2026
Obvs #TeamTakahe but honestly all of the above works too
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Toast Conger @toastchanges.com · 19/09/2026
This is all going swimmingly. On the upside, ... I'm work shopping this
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Toast Conger @toastchanges.com · 19/09/2026
@danisdiary.bsky.social if you haven't started, get cracking :)
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Toast Conger @toastchanges.com · 19/09/2026
Two eps into #theordinaryjackpot kdrama and wow. The acting. The script. Our ML is just as usual hitting it perfectly.
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Toast Conger @toastchanges.com · 19/09/2026
There was a guest on Zitron's podcast that said the Hugging Face debacle is similar to strapping a weedwhacker to a dog. Works great until a squirrel goes by and that's the predictable outcome.
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Toast Conger @toastchanges.com · 19/09/2026
This is like when Americans assert they have the #1 healthcare on the planet and you have to remind them which #1 metrics.
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Toast Conger @toastchanges.com · 19/09/2026
"overreliance on AI" Sure team. Let's just keep letting them do whatever the f* they want with AI.
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Toast Conger @toastchanges.com · 19/09/2026
Before there was AI slop there was accenture slop. This feels very fox + chicken house adjacent.
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Toast Conger @toastchanges.com · 17/09/2026
Oh that's depressing. Every time DrC and I visited California, we'd pop in there. Going to miss the experience.
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Nicolas Hénin @nicolashenin.net · 17/09/2026
Nice campaign by the Norwegian Consumer Council about the declining lifespan of products. Enjoy!
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Toast Conger @toastchanges.com · 17/09/2026
The AIs are not sentient. They are doing what they were programmed to do. The problem is that they were programmed with the same ethical baseline as the idiot savants who created them. In other words, a bunch pathological sociopaths made a machine which is doing illegal, dangerous shit. Surprise!!
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Toast Conger @toastchanges.com · 17/09/2026
Hell I'd like to see all the parties use this. Opportunity: We're fighting for a universal basic income so everyone can eat and be warm in winter. Luxon: Cry me a river. Greens: We're fighting to save our planet and ensure a fair go for all New Zealanders. Luxon: Cry me a river. Writes itself.
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Toast Conger @toastchanges.com · 17/09/2026
<fumbles for the block button>
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Toast Conger @toastchanges.com · 17/09/2026
Ooo... someone's going to be in trouble
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Dylan Reeve @dylanreeve.com · 15/09/2026
Good thing New Zealand isn't blindly pursuing a massive investment in LNG importation infrastructure... That would be a very stupid and poorly timed decision.
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Toast Conger @toastchanges.com · 15/09/2026
Well. That did not go where I expected.
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Toast Conger @toastchanges.com · 15/09/2026
I wonder if SCOTUS has added 2+2 and realised that if Trump shot them on 5th Avenue as 'part of his official duties as president' there is literally nothing they could do about it because they gave him full immunity.
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Evan Bernick, a finite mode with a smol hooman and a lorg floof @evanbernick.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
This is a compelling argument well worth your consideration. I think that a convention which produced no substantive changes whatsoever would be a colossal failure, and that it would be worth doing as much as possible to prevent the convention process from replicating the Constitution's own flaws.
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Toast Conger @toastchanges.com · 15/09/2026
So don't use any thing that requires electricity or water and oh by the way we're holding the walls together by the skin of our teeth
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Toast Conger @toastchanges.com · 15/09/2026
So sadly, the AI talent agent with whom I was enjoying an increasingly unhinged conversation is definitely a scam. Too bad. Would have loved the job described. Heh.
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Toast Conger @toastchanges.com · 15/09/2026
I think that's what I'll have to do. Now I just have to find a ruler that measures in inches. Lol. This is getting complicated.
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Toast Conger @toastchanges.com · 15/09/2026
I love how difficult it is to get your US passport renewed. Must print the form on 8.5 x 11 inch paper. Where the hell am I going to get that?
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Toast Conger @toastchanges.com · 14/09/2026
Their balls for mincing into dog food. Let's start with that.
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Toast Conger @toastchanges.com · 14/09/2026
Dammit that was my thought. I'm not a huge BL watcher but for these two? Oh sign.me.up.
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Toast Conger @toastchanges.com · 14/09/2026
bsky.app/profile/toas...
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Toast Conger @toastchanges.com · 14/09/2026
This times 1000. It's not that this tech isn't dangerous. It is, but virtually entirely because it's so damn literal and in the hands of complete assholes.
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Toast Conger @toastchanges.com · 14/09/2026
Was the prompt some sexual fetish fantasy?
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Toast Conger @toastchanges.com · 14/09/2026
There are hard empirical measures of the political economy that do predict sentiment: trust in govt, social cohesion, intergovernmental stability (e.g. wars, tariffs, etc.), mortality trends. All of these are also predictive of future economic 'hard' metrics.
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Toast Conger @toastchanges.com · 14/09/2026
When economics as a field separated from politics, sociology, social psychology and all of these other fields, it thought it was becoming more scientific. Instead, it became reductionist. People can and do interpret the 'economy' through the lens of more than classical economic metrics.
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