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HP van Braam

@tmm.cx
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Godot engine developer and board member, Founder of Prehensile Tales, hire us for Godot development help! Lover of retro tech and free software fediverse: @hp@tmm.cx They/Them blog.tmm.cx

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Game Maker's Toolkit @gamemakerstoolkit.com · 27/07/2026
Well, it finally happened! After 9 years of Unity dominance, Godot was the most used game engine for GMTK Game Jam 2026 submissions. 🤖 Godot - 47% 🎮 Unity - 34% 🛠️GameMaker - 5% 🚀 Unreal Engine - 3% ✨ Other - 11%
Pie chart showing game engines used to create 10,511 GMTK Game Jam games in 2026. Godot has the largest slice with 47%. Then Unity with 34%. Other with 11%. Game Maker with 5%. And Unreal Engine with 3%.
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Rebane @rebane2001.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
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Hey rebane2001,

Saw : "X86CSS – An x86 CPU emulator written in CSS".

Organic hits a ceiling once you've reached the people already searching for what you built. The next tier don't know they need you yet. That's a paid problem.

Last month we set this up for a founder who had been flat for months. Fixed tracking, new landing page for cold traffic, retargeting.

$1,500 in spend. $7,200 in revenue. Month one.

Curious if paid would move the needle for X86CSS? I can tell you in 15 min.

Looking forward to it.
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HP van Braam @tmm.cx · 30/06/2026
People can't agree if that means that you can't go into the pool if you've stood next to someone who peed. Or if you have to burn your swimming trunks if you EVER peed in the pool. Others think that if you're peeing clear it's not really peeing in the pool. We are being specific, not wishy washy.
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Godot Engine @godotengine.org · 30/06/2026
For years we have been overwhelmed by the volume of code contributions we have to review, especially from new contributors. AI has made the problem much worse. That's why we are taking steps to reduce the burden on maintainers while still welcoming new contributors: godotengine.org/article/cont...
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Changes to our Contribution Policies – Godot Engine
Godot is growing fast, so here is how we are dealing with the huge increase in contributions.
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Kasey Feral Smith @kaseysmith.net · 16/12/2025
There's being a nerd, and there's reverse engineering Microsoft Bob so you can become the platform's first/only third party app developer. (Yes, this nerd is my partner. Yes, this talk will be amazing)
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HP van Braam @tmm.cx · 29/10/2025
Vergeet niet te #stemmen er zijn altijd 150 zetels te verdelen. Als jij thuisblijft krijg je evengoed een regering. Maar dan mogelijk met een waardeloze kwast aan het hoofd. Stemmen heeft zin, is belangrijk, en het kost je 30 min. De PVV en JA21 zijn niet onontkoombaar. #verkiezingen2025
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Godot Engine @godotengine.org · 15/09/2025
#GodotEngine 4.5 has finally arrived! 🎉 With this new release, we made meticulous efforts in order to amplify what is possible to do with our engine, guided by our goal of making gaming and game development for everyone! godotengine.org/releases/4.5/
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Godot 4.5, making dreams accessible – Godot Engine
From mind-blowing effects now made possible by the stencil buffer to accessible descriptions of your GUI elements that opens up the possibility for people with disabilities to play your game — we are ...
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HP van Braam @tmm.cx · 28/08/2025
Protip! If you have a DVD rom drive that will read pressed DVDs but not burnt ones, you can adjust some pot meters and then it won't read pressed DVDs anymore either! Follow me for more pro tips.
A picture of a partially disassembled dvd rom drive.

Not pictured: the pot meters I adjusted totally breaking the drive.
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TechChatTV @techchattv.bsky.social · 30/07/2025
This Godot Con presentation by @tmm.cx about using the free open source Godot game engine to make non game applications that will run anywhere was fantastic and thought provoking www.youtube.com/watch?v=ywl5... #godot
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Building cross-platform non-game applications with Godot – HP van Braam – GodotCon2025
YouTube video by Godot Engine
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HP van Braam @tmm.cx · 24/07/2025
Eric Drexler announces a new open source tool to design and simulate advanced nanotechnology. Built on the Godot engine! It helps users explore nanoscale systems through physics based simulations. Get it here! msep.one
An image of a molecular machine.
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BackAt50Ft @backat50ft.bsky.social · 17/07/2025
youtu.be/ywl5ot_rdgc another complete banger of a discussion, about how Godot is being used in applications, not just games, and taking it to the next level. @tmm.cx presents in their hilarious style.
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Building cross-platform non-game applications with Godot – HP van Braam – GodotCon2025
YouTube video by Godot Engine
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Fidel Destro @fideldestro.bsky.social · 17/07/2025
Currently listening to HP van Braam's (@tmm.cx ) talk on developing non-game applications with Godot. He's been working on a nanotechnology design program. Fascinating subject. #Godot #Programming
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Building cross-platform non-game applications with Godot – HP van Braam – GodotCon2025
YouTube video by Godot Engine
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Kasey Feral Smith @kaseysmith.net · 15/07/2025
It's been a pleasure watching @tmm.cx, Eric Drexler & Jonathan Ackley use the Godot Engine to build this platform. Designing nanomachines? With a tool built using open source video game technologies? So we can explore new frontiers of tiny science? Brilliant. news.msep.one/campaign/08c...
A screenshot of a computer program in darknode showing colorful nanomachines.
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HP van Braam @tmm.cx · 25/06/2025
IT'S NEVER ENOUGH, IS IT?! Out of memory: Killed process ... oom_score_adj:200 # free -g total used free shared buff/cache available Mem: 251 6 245 0 2 244 Swap: 59 3 56
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HP van Braam @tmm.cx · 16/06/2025
I want to become famous in the UK for no reason other than that I want to be on taskmaster. What are the British into these days? I'm sure there's enough time to get on season 21 if I start now. How hard can it be.
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HP van Braam @tmm.cx · 13/06/2025
Time for a retro gaming FreeDOS LAN party!
A picture of 4 pentium 2 systems around a table with LCD screens
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Estee @esteeland.bsky.social · 05/06/2025
A slider that goes from [-queer.. queer]: "that's a fine transform"
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HP van Braam @tmm.cx · 05/06/2025
No LinkedIn I do *not* want to straighten this image.
A picture of the LinkedIN image editor with a queer meme in it.

The LinkedIN image editor has a "Straighten" option.
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HP van Braam @tmm.cx · 02/06/2025
At the start of this Pride Month I want to recognize all of our wonderful queer community members that help make @godotengine.org possible. Happy Pride everyone! 🏳️‍🌈 🏳️‍⚧️
A meme with a surprised looking cat staring at a Godot logo.

The text of the meme is "What? A Queer Made This?"
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HP van Braam @tmm.cx · 10/04/2025
There we have it, the four genders of 1995. Code from the Microsoft Bob SDK! :)
A screenshot of code from the Microsoft Bob SDK from 1995

// For propGender:

typedef enum {
    GENDER_NEUTRAL = 0,
    GENDER_FEMALE = 1,
    GENDER_MALE = 2,
    GENDER_INVALID = 3,
} GENDER;
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HP van Braam @tmm.cx · 05/04/2025
My ship has finally arrived. I'll remember all of you little people when I've made it tho.
A picture of a very good cat laying next to a green book with the title "home computers can make you rich"

There is an illustration of a home computer with dollar signs on the screen as the roof of a house. 

It is not a very good illustration.
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HP van Braam @tmm.cx · 03/04/2025
Sitrep
A screenshot of a text message that says:

Awesome 
This is the dumbest thing I've ever done
And I'm very proud
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Alex Kanaris-Sotiriou @kanaratron.bsky.social · 22/03/2025
The lost art of DVD menu transitions.
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HP van Braam @tmm.cx · 23/03/2025
Anyone in the bay area interested in doing some thrifting tomorrow? I'm planning to start around 10 ish at urban ore and see where the thrift treasures me. Looking for old computer shit!
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Fidel Destro @fideldestro.bsky.social · 10/03/2025
LASER stands for Lettuce Amplification through the Stimulated Emission of Romaine.
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HP van Braam @tmm.cx · 10/03/2025
Our community is great! Come make your own bad ass little drifting race car! ❤️
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John Passfield @johnpassfield.bsky.social · 08/03/2025
Godot 4.4 gave Halloween Harry a nice performance boost on my 6 year old Nuc. Our test level with EVERYTHING ON runs at 60fps with 4.4 versus 35fps with 4.3. I am very happy! Well done @godotengine.org #GameDev #IndieDev #IndieGames #IndieDev #buildinpublic #GodotEngine
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HP van Braam @tmm.cx · 07/03/2025
I got an MT-32! INSERT BUCKAZOID!
A picture of an MT-32 displaying "INSERT BUCKAZOID" on the little LCD
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HP van Braam @tmm.cx · 07/03/2025
Are you on the information superhighway yet?
An OS/2 box, in the top left corner it says "Your on-ramp to the information superhighway"
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Liam @ GamingOnLinux @gamingonlinux.com · 19/02/2025
Valve pinch a little code from Godot for Half-Life 2, Counter-Strike: Source, Day of Defeat: Source, Team Fortress 2 #Godot #OpenSource #Steam #Valve #HL2 #CounterStrike #Gaming
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Valve pinch a little code from Godot for Half-Life 2, Counter-Strike: Source, Day of Defeat: Source, Team Fortress 2
This is the beauty of open source in action - everyone can benefit. Valve are no stranger to open source, and as it turns out they're using a little bit of code from Godot Engine now too.
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HP van Braam @tmm.cx · 18/02/2025
I wonder if this one is as good as the original!
A picture of a PC game "E.T. the extra-terrestrial" the 20th anniversary.
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HP van Braam @tmm.cx · 15/02/2025
How is your Saturday evening going?
A picture of an Asus EEEPC 701 with a USB floppy drive installing DOS 6.22
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TransWorldExpress - Operator, I need an exit @transworldexpress.bsky.social · 08/02/2025
-= We hoped we never had to do this but here we are and we now have to do this. =- American trans humans are under threat and like in 1930s Germany, they now have to GTFO of their home country. We have decided we need to collect some information on the possible ways out. So we made a wiki.
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HP van Braam @tmm.cx · 17/01/2025
There's got to be a better way to transfer files on a laptop. 😩
A picture of an external parallel port hard drive with a usb to parallel converter attached.

The drive is a black rectangle with 2 LEDs, one green, one red, and it says "plugger i340 parallel port harddisk" on the front.
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saschawillems.bsky.social @saschawillems.bsky.social · 14/01/2025
Buggy implicit layers are a constant source of pain and anger. Can't remember how many times I helped people with their Vulkan issues and it turned out they were caused by some buggy implicit layer. Luckily the loader now has ways of simply disabling all implicit layers: github.com/KhronosGroup...
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HP van Braam @tmm.cx · 14/01/2025
You May Not Like It But This Is What The Peak Game Developer Form Looks Like.
A screenshot showing Godot running on a CDE desktop.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Common_Desktop_Environment
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HP van Braam @tmm.cx · 13/01/2025
Another laptop repair job professionally done. Lenovo t450s.
A picture of an utterly destroyed laptop keyboard
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HP van Braam @tmm.cx · 07/01/2025
Windows really has improved over the years. Maybe 2025 will be the year of the Windows desktop.
A screenshot of windows Task Manager showing "Task Manager not responding"
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HP van Braam @tmm.cx · 04/01/2025
Follow me for more home decoration tips!
An image of a wood cabinet with a large cylindrical balloon on it of about 3 meters long. The balloon is wedged between the ceiling and the cabinet.

The scene is lighted by 2 green lava lamps.

And also, it looks amazing.
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HP van Braam @tmm.cx · 31/12/2024
This looks perfect!
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HP van Braam @tmm.cx · 31/12/2024
Every new years me and my dad used to make a Dutch treat called "oliebollen". Ever since my dad died I've had to do it alone. At this time of year I always miss him most. Cherish the people around you. ♥️
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HP van Braam @tmm.cx · 24/12/2024
"You'll be visited by three spirits." The three spirits:
A picture of the new Godot logo, the old Godot logo, and the Godot plushy
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HP van Braam @tmm.cx · 24/12/2024
Less funny now, now that covid taught us actual humans will do this in real life also. 😔
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HP van Braam @tmm.cx · 24/12/2024
As a little Christmas present I made CommandQueueMT a bit faster, resulting in a roughly ~4% FPS increase in the Godot TPS demo (on my machine, restrictions apply, read small text for warranty information)! Down with macros! Long live templates! github.com/godotengine/...
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Core: Refactor CommandQueueMT to use vararg templates for performance and maintainability by hpvb · Pull Request #100770 · godotengine/godot
In order to make CommandQueueMT more maintainable this PR changes the previous macro hell with variadic templates instead. This makes the class far more explicit and will allow us to more easily ch...
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HP van Braam @tmm.cx · 23/12/2024
The true spirit of Christmas.
A 2 panel comic, in the first panel a soothsayer says "Tonight, you'll be visited by three ghosts."

In the second panel Pacman says "No Shit"
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HP van Braam @tmm.cx · 19/12/2024
Social media should be safe for trans people. Therefore, social media should be unsafe for transphobes. Pass it on.
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HP van Braam @tmm.cx · 18/12/2024
Fresh new coat of paint on my bluesky handle. Look ma! Custom domain!
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ChronoKatie - Now playing Tales of Abyss @chronokatie.bsky.social · 15/12/2024
I’ve had enough of woke ugly men in our games, so I’ve improved Geralt
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HP van Braam @tmm.cx · 15/12/2024
Today I learned two important lessons. One of the lessons is that sometimes changing 1 line of code can take 5 hours. The other lesson is enclosed in the following PR: github.com/godotengine/...
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Fix a crash trying to save an empty AudioStream by hpvb · Pull Request #100422 · godotengine/godot
My friends, gather around as I learned something about the C standard that is horrifying and may keep you, dear reader, up at night. My journey began trying to fix something entirely unrelated and ...
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