teak @tk0l.bsky.social · 08/10/2026If a man goes to a protest, he loves the cause If a man goes to 763 protests, he loves protesting 000
teak @tk0l.bsky.social · 08/10/2026i arpeggiated some coltrane changes and added a vibraphone, please enjoy 000
teak @tk0l.bsky.social · 04/10/2026Point Roberts, WA is a U.S. exclave at the tip of a Canadian peninsula that barely crosses the 49th parallel. It is 5 sq miles and has a population of 1,191. There is a K-2 school on the U.S. side of the border but all other students must cross an international border 4x/day to go to school. 000
teak @tk0l.bsky.social · 28/09/2026Asking the models if the destruction of palmyra by ISIS was a piece of transgressive conceptual art 110
teak @tk0l.bsky.social · 25/09/2026God bless the cryptographers for subjecting themselves to the fruits of their own labor. Following in a long tradition of scientific excellence. 120
teak @tk0l.bsky.social · 25/09/2026Hah, that would be a terrible design flaw, but doesn't appear to be the case. According the the Helios FAQ, all trustees must provide their keys in order to decrypt the results. vote.heliosvoting.org/faq 190
teak @tk0l.bsky.social · 25/09/2026lmao how did I miss this. A group of cryptographers held an "secure" election using some fancy cryptography but one of the election trustees lost their decryption key and so the professional society of cryptologists couldn't figure out who won. Put it in Aesop's Fables! 516621
teak @tk0l.bsky.social · 22/09/2026We wore Hawaiian shirts out of respect but felt that a lei+hat would have been cultural appropriation “My culture is not your costume” — extends to the parrotheads as well 020
teak @tk0l.bsky.social · 22/09/2026Food is inedible and even the margaritas are bad, somehow. Great place for those capable of "leaning in". 120
teak @tk0l.bsky.social · 16/09/2026This is still (September 16, 2026) the type of garbage you get from the free models. No wonder the average person still thinks this stuff is fake! 050
teak @tk0l.bsky.social · 08/09/2026Trying to figure out how to best teach two's complement to my students so I asked ChatGPT for help. The response was genuinely interesting and I've never thought of it this way before. 100
teak @tk0l.bsky.social · 07/09/2026[Me taking the prompt too literally]: I recently cut, painted, and assembled this bookshelf myself from a single 1x8 piece of wood. Happy with how it turned out! 011
teak @tk0l.bsky.social · 23/08/2026One thing about AI + LLMs is that the marginal cost of doing things the "genuinely insane way" drops to zero. A world where doing genuinely insane things becomes free. 020
teak @tk0l.bsky.social · 16/08/2026“Give orange me give eat orange me eat orange give me eat orange give me you” 1454
teak @tk0l.bsky.social · 15/08/2026Yeltsin visiting an American grocery store except it’s a New Yorker visiting an American grocery store 130
teak @tk0l.bsky.social · 12/08/2026I just had like five rolls of film developed so please bear with me while a post travelslop 2411
